/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24895359]

I heard you have some bitcoins anon, tell me more

[Anonymous No.24895417]

>>24895359
man

[Anonymous No.24895433]

>>24895417
god i wish.

[Anonymous No.24895453]

>>24895359
>a hole

fuck off im a wizard

[Anonymous No.24895470]

>>24895359
this has not
and will never
happen

[Anonymous No.24895474]

>>24895359
ill pay you 200$ in crypto to fuck

>sends 50$ worth after fucking

[Anonymous No.24895486]

>>24895433
based

[Anonymous No.24895507]

Those tits are made for a black baby to get nutritionious milk from

[Anonymous No.24895524]

>>24895359
NO! And fuck off, u china spy cunt

[Anonymous No.24895535]

>>24895359

Fuck off whore.

[Anonymous No.24895562]

>>24895359
that's a man

[Anonymous No.24895563]

>I also have some stinky linkies.
>get on your knees, slut.

[Anonymous No.24895578]

>>24895474
>why yes, i will send you 10000 crypto coins for your services
>send dogecoin

[Anonymous No.24895601]

>>24895433
Kek. It's odd that I am certain you are a straight man larping, because I do this as well.... but I have found it to be a slippery slope. Very slippery slope indeed, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.24895620]

>>24895474
>sends it in bitbeans

[Anonymous No.24895657]

>>24895359
Name for a mobilefag?

[Anonymous No.24895694]

>>24895507
>implying a coal burner would breastfeed

this is your brain on cucked porn everyone

[Anonymous No.24895726]

>>24895359
Who?

[Anonymous No.24895762]

>>24895359
may i call you mista?

[Anonymous No.24895778]

>>24895726
>>24895657
coomers detected, prayi

[Anonymous No.24895806]

>>24895359
More like:
>phone rings
>humm yeah miss a model agency gave me your number Im bitcoin anon
>yeah sure Ill pay the flight and the stay at a 5 star hotel no problem dear.
>Cant wait to see you bye.

Learn to hire high class hookers my lucky dudes.

[Anonymous No.24895814]

>>24895359
>not a tranny

[Anonymous No.24895837]

>>24895601
What did anon mean by this?

[Anonymous No.24895968]

WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU
*pulls out handgun and puts it up against her head while I grab her by the throat*
I MEAN IT TELL ME WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT
*she starts struggling*
*I pistol whip her across the face until she stops*
Now don't make me ask again, tell me exactly who told you I have bitcoin and where they are right now
*turn on my voice recorder*
*she tearfully tells me a name*
Good now sit the fuck down
*seat her at the table with a pen and paper*
Now write down the name and location of everyone who knows I have bitcoin, and I swear to god if you don't list everyone I'll fucking kill you here and now
*dial my hitman on retainer on my phone using VOIP over TOR and behind 7 proxies*
Jason, we've got work to do. Someone found out.

[Anonymous No.24896029]

>>24895578
Based
Tell her you heard she loves dogs

[Anonymous No.24896071]

>>24895968
Based and schizo posted.

[Anonymous No.24896082]

>>24895968
legit

[Anonymous No.24896198]

>>24895562
/thread

[Anonymous No.24897088]

>>24895968
Dont take the meds
Dont go to sleep
They can only take your coins when you're sleeping

[Anonymous No.24897164]

>>24895601
>can't stop seeing traps

[Anonymous No.24897250]

>>24895968
people think you just waltz into the citadel one day with your cold wallet, easy, like boarding a plane. It's not easy. It takes will. It takes commitment. You have to *earn* your place in that citadel, and *keep* it, even if it costs you your humanity.

[Anonymous No.24897330]

>>24895453

Based

[Anonymous No.24897362]

>>24895474
>by the time it arrives it's actually worth $200

[Anonymous No.24897394]

>>24895359
You will never get my bitcorns, get lost REEEEEEE! I will not give in to your schemes reee pee pee poo poo shitfart.
Ain't nothing more satisfying than rejecting a wamen, because YOU CAN

[Anonymous No.24897579]

>>24895601
its not a splipery slope, you just got the gay

[Anonymous No.24897700]

>>24895359
just coomed

[Anonymous No.24897828]

>>24895359
let me guess: a man?

[Anonymous No.24897839]

>>24897700
based coomer with the digits

[Anonymous No.24897894]

>>24896071
>>24896082
>>24897088
>>24897250
Look, you either take your OPSEC seriously or you don't. And the only way to have the correct, fastest reaction to dangerous situations like the OP is to mind game it, you have to play out these scenarios in your head ALL the time and train yourself what actions to take so that when it does happen, it's as fast as a reflex.

It could be that there's a team just outside the room waiting for me to confirm I have crypto, but at that point I'm surrounded and I probably don't have the room wired to explode, so if that's the case I've already lost. Now I need to invest in surveillance tech (probably an RF scanner for encrypted or open radio comms to detect a team moving into position or reporting on me), but see, now I know that and I can plan accordingly.

More likely is she's just following up on a lead she got from somebody and she's either planning to scam me (by stealing my keys/wallets or making me a simp) or she's double checking intel for some other group that's targetting me. In both cases an immediate violent reaction is necessary, and I need to start doing counter intel gathering to figure out how deep the rabbit hole goes. Torture is not off the table. Fortunately I'm a certified wizard so her succubus wiles have no effect on me, and I WILL get all the intel I'm looking for. After I'm done with her. she goes into the vat of HF, I spray down the entire place with bleach, open a gas line and I get the fuck out of there. Thankfully with mask mandates I won't attract unwanted attention for covering my face as I leave and AI facial recognition will have a hard time ID'ing me.

This is all hypothetical in minecraft of course. I'm larping, haha.