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[Anonymous No.24909149]

A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter. About an hour after they left for a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number, so one of them called her.

After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV in their bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particular show. (The parents didn’t want their children watching too much garbage, so the living room TV did not have satellite channels.)

Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied. The babysitter had one other request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the clown statue that was in the bedroom? It kind of made her nervous.

Take the children and go to the neighbors, said whichever parent was talking to her. We’ll call the police. We don’t have a clown statue.

The clown was an escaped convict. If you don't buy Statera the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw at 4am.

[Anonymous No.24909199]

P.S. Pump imminent, so you should purchase it anyway.

[Anonymous No.24909206]

I'm financially ruined

[Anonymous No.24909251]

>>24909149
clownconvictbro sounds chill, not buying

[Anonymous No.24909363]

>>24909206
You are lucky to be in this early

[Anonymous No.24909414]

I can't wait to buy these shoes with my Statera money.

[Anonymous No.24909512]

>tfw have 10,000 statera but wanna meet the clownbro
how much STA to buy clown gf?

[Anonymous No.24909582]

>>24909512
You'll need at least 100k Statera to get a premium clown girlfriend. You should buy more Statera.

[Anonymous No.24910304]

>>24909149
This post convinced me to risk my life savings on Statera