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[Anonymous No.24925331]

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[Anonymous No.24925382]

where are all the faggots who said TSLA would crash today

[Anonymous No.24925383]

fuck trannime

[Anonymous No.24925389]

buy TLS and the OTGLY dip stupid cunts

[Anonymous No.24925394]

Buy cybersecurity
Telos=Deep State

[Anonymous No.24925396]

First for please X

[Anonymous No.24925397]

OPTI

[Anonymous No.24925403]

I need a YOLO

[Anonymous No.24925402]

ACER HEATING UP

[Anonymous No.24925407]

Sold everything bros. It was only a 1.2k gain but that's more than I make in 2 weeks so I secured it.

[Anonymous No.24925409]

UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Child chips erotic! Want touch child leg!

[Anonymous No.24925412]

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

[Anonymous No.24925414]

>>24925331
Where is the Japanese BCRX news at

[Anonymous No.24925416]

>>24925373
Fuck you baggie I was gonna buy that today

[Anonymous No.24925418]

UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CUNNY

[Anonymous No.24925420]

long MRNA

[Anonymous No.24925425]

I just bought 900 shares of UUUU. Did I get memed?

[Anonymous No.24925427]

>>24925403
>>24925397

[Anonymous No.24925428]

>>24925394
See >>24925377

[Anonymous No.24925430]

>>24925407
Can't go wrong taking profits.

[Anonymous No.24925434]

Buy GME

[Anonymous No.24925436]

Well, Nintendo is red today... I believe in them, should I just go all balls in?

[Anonymous No.24925438]

What are we eating bros?

Chicken and dumpling soup for while I'm wrapped in a blanket watching it snow

[Anonymous No.24925440]

UUUU priced in boys. Dip calculated, 12,000 shares, LET'S GO

[Anonymous No.24925444]

>>24925331
Bro’s need a good stock that will bump 5-7% for some Xmas present money
Either today or Monday
Help????

[Anonymous No.24925447]

TSLA will get into the SP500 next monday. This will probably make its price soar for the first 10 minutes of the day. I have promised myself I will sell on the 7th minute of the market.

Am I retarded or am I big brain?

[Anonymous No.24925449]

>>24925380
I can't pretend to really know much about the market as a whole, but I have done really well with AAPL, holding over 10 years.
Most everything else I trade is tech or meme.

[Anonymous No.24925452]

>>24925407
good for you. better to be prudent than greedy.

[Floyd Mayweather No.24925453]

https://stocktwits.com/FloydMayweather

You guys bought CLF right

[Anonymous No.24925451]

>>24925434
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Child tummy cute!! Want to lick child tummy!!!

[Anonymous No.24925460]

>>24925444
Wait until next week, today is a very high volume crazy day, hard to predict.

[Anonymous No.24925465]

>>24925425
U should have waited for it to sink back to 3.23

[Anonymous No.24925467]

Anything spicy yet?

[Anonymous No.24925471]

>>24925453
stop advertising your stocktwits page you fucking loser

[Anonymous No.24925478]

>>24925444
AMRS ALL IN BRO

[Anonymous No.24925481]

I hate AAPL so much

[Anonymous No.24925482]

so will tesla crash and burn on monday?

[Anonymous No.24925487]

>>24925447
Some analyst said it’s inclusion gonna make sink like a rock
Analysts will say anything to get into the news though

It’s up now so many you into something

[Anonymous No.24925489]

>>24925331
My friends keep asking where do I get these sweet tips on stocks and I cant tell them its from here because of all the cunny posters its embarrassing desu

[Anonymous No.24925490]

im back all in 100% GME

just gonna let it ride

[Anonymous No.24925492]

>>24925394
God I love this shill

[Anonymous No.24925495]

>>24925444
KMPH on a dip today it will keep running monday.

[Anonymous No.24925504]

>>24925453
That nigger legit can't read and you expect me to believe he can type?

[Anonymous No.24925507]

>>24925465
I figure it is really only worth it to me if it did a PLTR and goes to $20 or $30 anyway. So what is 20 cents?

[Anonymous No.24925513]

>>24925478
Yes sir, please do the needful sir. Look at the graph sir classic cup and handle.

[Anonymous No.24925515]

>>24925481
Sounds like poorfag cope

[Anonymous No.24925516]

>>24925434
Do they sell lewd anime figurines yet? Maybe if they start doing that I will.

[Anonymous No.24925522]

>>24925434
>Megumin

Please anon dont.... my dick....

[Anonymous No.24925526]

buy the OTGLY dip

[Anonymous No.24925530]

>>24925489
I just tell my buddy that this is a gambling forum with a lot of virgin anime faggots.

[Anonymous No.24925532]

>>24925453
did you make that fake profile to troll people on biz? or are you trying to fool normies on stocktwits?

[Anonymous No.24925531]

>>24925409
I made the UTZ girl my avatar on discord and this guy won't stop pestering me to ERP with him as the UTZ girl

[Anonymous No.24925534]

>>24925490
REAL BAD IDEA.

[Anonymous No.24925539]

>>24925434
Sell GME

[Anonymous No.24925543]

airlines

[Anonymous No.24925544]

>>24925489
It’s a normie filter

[Anonymous No.24925550]

>>24925430
>>24925452
Feels good. Going to just sit back, be comfy for the week of Christmas, and get back into this after when there's a good dip.

[Anonymous No.24925551]

>>24925447
TSLA trading will happen in the highest volume at the end of the day before Monday, and all other S&P components will be sold to make room, rebalancing.

[Anonymous No.24925555]

>>24925478
Very needful good sir. May you gain great riches and post bountiful screenshots soon. Very promising, friend.

[Anonymous No.24925559]

>>24925531
Holy BASED
Very bullish fort CUNNY

[Anonymous No.24925560]

>>24925495
That’s mooning right now
Can trade OTC though

[Anonymous No.24925563]

>>24925444
keep an eye on HEAR if it goes below 25....it's a safe buy now but it goes between 22-26 all the time

[Anonymous No.24925564]

SBE is going up. I told you guys but you didn't listen. Buy GHIV or be left out again. The merge is expected to happen after the stockholders meeting on January 20th. It might not even be too late for an SBE call. The merge was supposed to happen 3 days ago but it's delayed. Now they're saying by the end of this month or very early Q1.

[Anonymous No.24925568]

Is today a good day to buy dips or will there be more next week?

[Anonymous No.24925576]

>>24925534
Shhhhh. Let him do it I wanna see him sperg out again.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24925577]

>>24925490
I dumped my GME this morning... It was the only thing I had green. I don't know what to do with my MARA, I got some ATM options expiring today, and like just want to see it move up like 0.75-$1

[Anonymous No.24925579]

>>24925531
Holy fucking shit that's some powerful autism

[Anonymous No.24925580]

>>24925564

GHIV is the opportunity of a lifetime

[Anonymous No.24925584]

>>24925513
lmao oof

[Anonymous No.24925586]

>>24925440
Nuclear energy isn't clean and the typical normie is afraid of it. For example, California has been and will continue to shut down their nuke plants, the last one being in 2024.

[Anonymous No.24925588]

>>24925532
He's trying to Bill Ackman CLF, and he's going to succeed because fuck it.

[Anonymous No.24925590]

UTZbros what happened....

[Anonymous No.24925597]

Blatant Shill time:

Best EV company no one talks about?

BLNK - Blink Charging Company. Builds Charging stations, apparently has a strangle hold on European charging station locationwise.
Up past their previous high today and has been steadily rising the last month.

[Anonymous No.24925599]

>>24925489
>I get all my stock tips from cartoon frogs and CUNY
They weren’t your real friends in the first place

[Anonymous No.24925604]

>>24925531
what is the deal with UTZ? You know Cramer was talking about it the other day. Inevitable merger or what?

[Anonymous No.24925607]

>>24925564
been thinking of GHIV. they already have a merger with a company confirmed? do they have a date yet? usually spacs hit the 15 range after the company to be merged with is announced

[Anonymous No.24925616]

>>24925586
Nuclear waste can be used in other reactors, if we went all in with nuclear we could have a chain of reactors burning the waste of others and have very little at the end.

[Anonymous No.24925619]

>>24925490
>he just got back in right now
A-Anon... why are you doing this to yourself?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24925625]

>>24925531
Wow that sudden plot twist. I wasn't expecting that at all.

[Anonymous No.24925626]

>>24925409
Uohhhhhhh! !! !! UTZ erotic !!!!!!
UTZ's pretzel and chips !!!!!! Erotic ...
;_; ;_; ;_; .

[Anonymous No.24925632]

>>24925586
they are using their existing uranium license to extract REE's that happen to have a lil bit of uranium mixed in

[Anonymous No.24925633]

Unironically buy RYCEY, it is dirt cheap and dropping because of Brexit uncertaint, but no matter the result it will go back as the fundamentals are the same.

[Anonymous No.24925636]

>December 21
Today is your last chance to get out

[Anonymous No.24925637]

>>24925531
absolute autism

[Anonymous No.24925639]

>>24925604
Creamer mentioned it yesterday you missed the bump

[Anonymous No.24925647]

>>24925590
+18% this week that's what happened, UTZ strong CUNNY is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.24925649]

>>24925633
The fundamentals aren't quite the same, they sold a lot of their businesses to raise cash to pay off debt.

[Anonymous No.24925650]

I bought puts on the wrong index oops

[Anonymous No.24925655]

Good time to buy long-term UUUU calls now or do I wait next week?

[Anonymous No.24925657]

>>24925590
>not buying the dip

[Anonymous No.24925662]

>>24925639
ok, simple enough

[Anonymous No.24925663]

>>24925597
Redpill be on blinkybois. How much revenue do you see them making in the next 3-5 years? How much will it cost to get a "fill-up" at one of these memestations?

[Anonymous No.24925664]

>>24925577
youd best get out of MARA, like fast. Sold my Riot this AM as soon as they hit 10. Sold off my Mara as well for around 9.60

[Anonymous No.24925665]

>>24925607
Nigger he said Jan 20th is the vote so yes
I don’t have my notes in front of
You on a damn computer figure it out

[Anonymous No.24925666]

>>24925550
sounds like a good move have a merry christmas anon

[Anonymous No.24925668]

So boys, I work at boeing and all the good news and hopium is in the past. Just my thoughts. The only thing boeing can bet on now is that airlines go back to normal.

[Anonymous No.24925670]

>>24925633
they are losing money every day planes are idle

[Anonymous No.24925671]

>>24925444
short TSLA at open on monday lmao

[Anonymous No.24925676]

>>24925564

Just don't do what I did and buy calls on them, but it looks like you all know that already
But they FUCKED ME

[Anonymous No.24925677]

>>24925551
You might be onto something gonna see some other additions to the sp500 to see what they did

[Anonymous No.24925678]

>>24925665
so why has the price not moved at all then? what's the scam here?

[Anonymous No.24925683]

>>24925655
I've been buying em since they're dipping, prolly gonna dip more so you could wait but I'd get em soon

[Anonymous No.24925691]

>>24925382
Who said that? People say it's gonna happen shortly after its inclusion, which is feasible.

[Anonymous No.24925695]

>>24925655
Buy every dip, if it dips on monday, buy more. Then laugh at that UUUU shorter.

[Anonymous No.24925699]

So, what are some good holds for the weekends pennystock wise and so on? I see the PLTR shills have died down a bit and while I think workhorse might boost up next month, anything I might be missing? SNDL didn't work out how I hoped.

[Anonymous No.24925703]

>>24925568
Get your dippies on monday and tuesday

[Anonymous No.24925709]

buy the OTGLY dip

[Anonymous No.24925714]

>>24925607
All the info you need. https://sec.report/Document/0001193125-20-319074/

[Anonymous No.24925721]

>>24925531

[Anonymous No.24925722]

TSLA $1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.24925723]

>>24925699

[Anonymous No.24925724]

>>24925597
Now let me tell you about the leading EV charging company in Europe and is currently sitting at $29 because it is a SPAC and the merger is in late Q1

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20201210006109/en/EVBox-Group-to-Become-Public-Company-via-Business-Combination-with-TPG-Pace-Beneficial-Finance

[Anonymous No.24925726]

If UTZ hits 23 I'll be happy

[Anonymous No.24925728]

>>24925677
Yeah it seems people here don't know today will be a super high volume day at the end. Do read up on what will happen.

[Anonymous No.24925737]

>>24925626
squid butt and chest, EROTIC!!!

[Anonymous No.24925745]

I figured with the TSLA hype other EV stocks would get a nice bump, but it looks like it's all going to Elon

[Anonymous No.24925755]

Are TSLA puts today smart or suicidal at this point?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24925757]

>>24925664
She's still got some more giddyup in her. $12 by end of day.

[Anonymous No.24925758]

>>24925724
dont buy spacs as 3x the initial price for an EV company that is about to merge
think of SHLL/HYLN

[Anonymous No.24925759]

>>24925531
Holy fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.24925771]

>>24925755
I'd wait till EOD at least

[Anonymous No.24925772]

>>24925726
If UTZ hits $23 I will CUNNYpost
If UTZ does not hit $23 I will CUNNYpost

[Anonymous No.24925773]

You guys are buying UUUU, right?

[Anonymous No.24925775]

God I really, really wanna sell GME today

[Anonymous No.24925777]

>>24925722
thanks just went all in

[Anonymous No.24925784]

>>24925531
wtf is the matter with you people and the UTZ girl

[Anonymous No.24925786]

For real though, what's going to happen now that Softbank's expired options won't be rolled over or exercised. Just $4 billion in expired premium.

[Anonymous No.24925785]

>>24925755
No one knows what will happen, it's one of the biggest moves ever, that's why they aren't adding TSLA to the S&P at its full weight right away.

[Anonymous No.24925789]

>>24925773
I was until I saw that gay picture

[Anonymous No.24925790]

luckin is back on the menu boys

[Anonymous No.24925792]

>>24925664
Why get out of MARA? What's your reasoning?
.t bagholder

[Anonymous No.24925797]

>>24925724

up 149%. Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.24925800]

I'd be up thousands this week if I didn't keep fucking up every day.

That being said I want to make one final play this week.
What do I shove 5K into?! Please something safe and fun and something a lot of you are doing so I can hold you accountable

[Anonymous No.24925801]

>>24925773
not the bottom, wait another 2 hours anon

[Anonymous No.24925804]

>>24925784
UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.24925808]

should I wait for another meme pump on SNDL to sell covered calls or just sell $0.5c expiring in a month right now for 0.10 each?

[Anonymous No.24925809]

>>24925784
CLFtranny isn't here and they've filled the vacuum

[Anonymous No.24925814]

>>24925775
it doesn't hurt to trim
single-digit cost basis? I've already trimmed enough to cover my original cost basis and some gains myself, much less stressful

don't be baited by green by """infinite""" short squeeze, Sherman won't allow it to happen

[Anonymous No.24925815]

>>24925789
kek

[Anonymous No.24925828]

>>24925664
I'm so fucking confused what makes people act so fucking certain about things...
What makes you think MARA found its top for all time and will never rise again?

[Anonymous No.24925831]

All in on UTZ
taking the utzpill

[Anonymous No.24925834]

Fuck the faggot that told me to buy UUUU at close yesterday. You piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.24925850]

>>24925800
uuuu buy on a dip

[Anonymous No.24925856]

>>24925834

[Anonymous No.24925858]

>>24925757
you might be right, but i got my jollies off her and dumped her at the clinic, like a good chad does.

[Anonymous No.24925860]

>>24925834
Sir, thank you for the needful

[Anonymous No.24925862]

>>24925772
amen anon

[Anonymous No.24925868]

BUY BOIPUSSY

[Anonymous No.24925869]

>>24925850
Thanks might just do that.
I've already made a few hundred off of UUUU last week, so I feel good about them...maybe time to buy back in this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.24925871]

how have ppl not learned that fridays are usually red

[Anonymous No.24925883]

>>24925678
The price will move when they vote on the merger
See IPOB
Yesterday they voted For the merger
Price mooned
Tickr change will happen today
Will trade as OPEN

[Anonymous No.24925886]

>>24925755
It's TSLA, weird shit just happens with them. I'm personally buying a strangle EOD but I say it's a pretty safe bet to get a put.

[Anonymous No.24925889]

>>24925789
Best I can do on an iPhone without any photo editing apps.

[Anonymous No.24925890]

>>24925745

thats because the stock is completely detached from the actual business at this point

if it were to trade at a fair value it would be down around $100 per share right now

[Anonymous No.24925891]

>>24925723

Actually I could use this to learn a lesson, what does smg count as a penny stock? I recall talking to someone it's not always literally worth a penny and that the range varies. When does a stock offically gets out of that range? Like when it's worth 10$+?

[Anonymous No.24925895]

>BFT, DMYD

[Anonymous No.24925896]

>>24925850
Dont do it its bullshit

[Anonymous No.24925901]

>>24925868

[Anonymous No.24925904]

>>24925871
>pink ID
checks out

[Anonymous No.24925908]

Guys I haven't seen ebussy poster. Is he okay?

[Anonymous No.24925912]

LETS GO NCLH!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.24925913]

>>24925883
>betting on the merger vote
yeah, im good

[Anonymous No.24925918]

>>24925828
Well no one is certain about anything or they'd be on their yacht enjoying life, not here. I think it won't go too much higher in the short term, but slowly over time it will rise.

[Anonymous No.24925920]

>>24925394
Made 20% and sold - good pick

[Anonymous No.24925927]

>>24925834
why would you buy on a 15% pump

[Anonymous No.24925933]

>>24925908
Bussy out
Cunny in

[Anonymous No.24925935]

>>24925896
This guy didn't buy on a dip kek. I'm still up today.
Let it ride homie and you'll get your money

[Anonymous No.24925941]

>>24925896
well fuck
now what do i do

[Anonymous No.24925942]

>>24925814
This was my position at open, sold all for 15.46.
I'm going into wait and watch mode with my stocks

[Anonymous No.24925944]

>>24925891
i suppose when it goes beyond 1$

[Anonymous No.24925945]

>>24925792
I was up over 200% on them and decided to take my profits elsewhere. I believe Bitcoins going to drop like a rock, and take a few stocks with it. If im wrong i can see trends and buy in later.

[Anonymous No.24925949]

>>24925797
Don't kill yourself when it's up 300% in 2021

[Anonymous No.24925963]

>>24925890
Exactly, at this point TSLA is like an EV backed crypto.

[Anonymous No.24925967]

>>24925891
less than a dollar around here i'd say. For instance, someone was shilling AMLH the other day.

[Anonymous No.24925973]

>>24925927
Because nigger if I hadnt bought itd be up fucking 20%.

[Anonymous No.24925972]

>>24925913
Price will go up as it nears merger too
But yeah that’s how it works
It almost 99% rises on the vote to merge
If the vote not to merge it sinks like a rock

[Anonymous No.24925976]

>>24925403
GATEKEEPER

GSI.V / GKPRF

look at the fundamentals. Look at the PE.

Get in there with me. We can all make it.

[Anonymous No.24925980]

>>24925918
Gotcha anon

>>24925949
i think you read his post the wrong way, anon.

[Anonymous No.24925989]

I like my UTZ position and I want to hate the cunny posters but these weirdos are pretty witty.

[Anonymous No.24925993]

>>24925891
>>24925967
It also depends on how many reverse splits it's done

[Anonymous No.24925992]

>>24925891
SEC defined it as anything under $5 but people usually use it to mean anything under $1.

[Anonymous No.24925998]

>>24925891
not officially, but i think anything under 10 is a penny stock.

[Anonymous No.24925999]

>>24925972
you just said the ticker change will happen today but that we're nearing the merger. ticker changes occur after the merger. what are you talking about? is the merger happening now or are we still in the runup phase?

[Anonymous No.24926002]

CPT is in a short squeeze right now. It's not going to well as people will hold on for their dividends. Funny to look at volumes of 100 being passed from time to time, but ticker keeps changing.

[Anonymous No.24926003]

>>24925973
if anything pumps ~10% or more on a day 9 times out of 10 it dumps the next day

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24926006]

>>24925858
You would have her kill your child? Wait, are you black?

[Anonymous No.24926013]

Why do redditors hate PLTR again?

[Anonymous No.24926018]

$ACUIF bros
report in

how we doing

[Anonymous No.24926021]

Buy SNE

[Anonymous No.24926024]

Daily reminder that if you're not all in Utz/AI you are a cuck that hates money.

[Anonymous No.24926023]

Stimulus gief Stimulus

[Anonymous No.24926025]

>>24925942
why does it have to be sell all-or-nothing though?
We're still waiting for credit upgrades on GME after they paid off most of their March 2021 debts
Once that happens, more institutional funds will be allowed to add to GME (irrc some funds like Canada Pension would have had to get rid of GME because it turned to a risky speculative ticker with shitty credit ratings)

[Anonymous No.24926035]

Have a big pharma interview in a bong, which me luck brahs. probably shouldn't tell them I was shorting their company

[Anonymous No.24926038]

>>24925935
I know Im shitposting. Anons said to buy at close sell at open and charts seemed to back that up until yesterday ofc

[Anonymous No.24926039]

>>24925530
>I just tell my buddy that this is a gambling forum with a lot of virgin anime faggots.

And you would be correct

[Anonymous No.24926040]

Anyone else listening to this senate hearing? Jesus fuck these guys literally get nothing done. How do we get a mob to watch this so they rally up with pitchforks? These clowns get paid top dollar to play professional Show and Tell. Dude literally just rambled on about his 20 children and LITERALLY had his associate pull up a poster of his family. How the fuck does that have anything to do with the senate? Dude gets paid for this shit lol

[Anonymous No.24926042]

>>24926013
Because they're going to use algorithms to verify immigrant dna relationships to catch liars or something.

[Anonymous No.24926046]

>>24925976
>post welfare bunny
>hey guys this will get us rich
>funnnnndeMENTALs

No one here cares about fundamentals
That’s boomer trading
We want meme stonks

[Anonymous No.24926053]

So you’re telling me I could make it if I buy the right UUUU calls, spend time shorting EV stocks, and buy large $15-$16 calls on American Airlines for 1/22/22 during dips?

[Anonymous No.24926054]

>>24925444
NVEI for free money

[Anonymous No.24926057]

>>24925834
You're fucking retarded
Bet you sell today and lose again tomorrow faggot

[Anonymous No.24926065]

>>24926040
The only time they get anything done is when people actually riot and destroy things. It sets a bad precedent.

[Anonymous No.24926068]

Whomever bakes the next bread, put the senate hearing in the OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYbDR8VZ5-Q

[Anonymous No.24926073]

>>24925999
He was talking about the other IPO in his post. GHIV merges and changes ticker in Jan.

[Anonymous No.24926088]

Regardless of how shit coinbase is. Anyone else think the IPO is a good short for when normies think they're getting on board?

[Anonymous No.24926089]

>>24926068
you got it

[Anonymous No.24926091]

>>24926025
You know more than me then. I will possibly re-enter if it doomps again. For now, not worth my cash to piddle around between 12 and 13 for weeks.

[Anonymous No.24926099]

>>24926018
+12% its a good day

[Anonymous No.24926102]

>>24925999
No nigger
Sorry phone posting on the shitter
Merger vote happens
If “yes”
Ticker symbol changes next day old tickr will remain until symbol changes
If “no”
Back to the drawing board

New tickr symbol OPEN will start trading sometime today

[Anonymous No.24926107]

>>24926088
Well typically when normies start buying shit that's when you know you're in a bubble and should get out.

[Anonymous No.24926117]

If you spam tickers with no info or substance, you are part of the problem and need to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.24926124]

>>24926021
Okay, but only because I approve of them acquiring crunchyroll.

[Anonymous No.24926130]

I-I think I might have fucked up.

[Anonymous No.24926136]

Looking for some tickers that recently bounced off of their support. Any cheapies?

[Anonymous No.24926138]

I just want to go home and smoke weed bros. I hate my job fuck this shit bros its so fucking gay fuck my life fuck my life

[Anonymous No.24926143]

The worst feeling is having to wait until someone buys your shitty calls soon and just watching them keep dropping and dropping

[Anonymous No.24926146]

>>24925636
what powers you getting?

[Anonymous No.24926148]

>>24926117
HZON

[Anonymous No.24926150]

>>24926117
You speak rightly Brother

[Anonymous No.24926152]

>>24926068
what have they said so far?

[Anonymous No.24926157]

>>24926057
I dont sell on red days you dogfucker.

[Anonymous No.24926160]

>>24926040
yeha and they talk all this shit and then they will announce their decision after close on friday so they can make bank, fucking corrupt assholes and it's our neighbors electing them over and over again

[Anonymous No.24926162]

>>24926088
isnt it literally just cause coinbase doesnt have the money to deal with ppl trying to cash out

[Anonymous No.24926167]

>>24926088
Yes
Keep an eye on it
I do believe Creamer will pimp the shit out of it and boomer money will flow in on the first day of trade
The IPO trick is find the ones Creamer isn’t pumping and grab them the first day

See Upstart total sleeper up over 50% from first day on the market
Mooned two days in a row
No one spoke about it

[Anonymous No.24926168]

>>24926136
PLTR

[Anonymous No.24926173]

>>24926143
Sell closer to the bid

[Anonymous No.24926182]

>>24926143
I envy you desu...
I wish I could just be losing 10 bucks here and there. I lost 400 bucks on a stupid call buy this morning. And then got yelled at about it on here.

[Anonymous No.24926184]

>>24926124
Why would you approve of that?

[Anonymous No.24926185]

>>24926160
When can we get term limits in congress? Or something, I hate them all.

[Anonymous No.24926187]

going to sell some $720 TSLA calls expiring today, literally free money

[Anonymous No.24926188]

This is where your capital gains tax money goes to. A dude who thinks there are only 200 days in the year, thinks King Henry is somehow related to US politics, and a roastie who's sole job is to pick up a poster of that dude's family and display it to everyone.

[Anonymous No.24926189]

>>24926107
That's my point. Normies get wind, double price then tank it. Short and profit

[Anonymous No.24926190]

>>24926136
X

[Anonymous No.24926191]

>>24926117
LL

[Anonymous No.24926196]

>>24926148
Unironically this

[Anonymous No.24926197]

>>24926136
>Looking for some tickers
Symbols aren't tickers zoomerbrain. Tickers are the thing that scroll across boomer television screens showing price changes because they can't into the internet.

[Anonymous No.24926204]

>>24925772
If Utz was established in 1921, doesn't that make the Utz girl a lolibaba?

[Anonymous No.24926208]

Can you please explain why the fuck oil companies like XOM and RDS are falling every time oil gets more expensive?

[Anonymous No.24926216]

>>24926189
Oh okay, yes, we agree then.

[Anonymous No.24926220]

>>24926190
Bullshit lol X fucking blows.

[Anonymous No.24926221]

>>24926184
>Why would you approve of that?
Weebs are childless and therefore have more disposable income. Any company that panders to them have a winning strategy.

[Anonymous No.24926228]

>>24926204

[Anonymous No.24926234]

>>24926188
GOOOOD BLESSSSS AMERICAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.24926237]

>>24926190
>le zombie company

[Anonymous No.24926242]

>>24926208
XOM is borrowing money to pay its dividend because the price will tank more if they lower it. I don't know much about RDS.

[Anonymous No.24926243]

>>24926099
dubs of truth. Enjoy the ride brah, 2021 looking promising

[Anonymous No.24926248]

>already up 2% on my UUUU dip buy
You had your chance

[Anonymous No.24926252]

>>24926208
Arabs

[Anonymous No.24926259]

>>24926208
Jews

[Anonymous No.24926262]

Welp, those UBER puts I sold are fucking me pretty hard. How's everyone else's day going?

[Anonymous No.24926265]

>>24925555
>>24925513
>>24925856
>>24925860

Is it just a meme or are there pajeets actually shilling on smg, I thought they only shill crypto. I'm pajeet myself and back home nobody knows much about the stock markets but it's been a while since i've been there so idk

[Anonymous No.24926270]

Telos. That's it.

[Anonymous No.24926275]

>>24926237
>GME

[BagHoldingShmuck No.24926277]

>all of you getting rich left and right
>i'm stuck bagholding and losing money

Momma didn't tell me it'd go like this...

[Anonymous No.24926286]

>>24926265
Well it started off a joke, but you know when people pretend to be idiots, the idiots gather and think they're at home.

[Anonymous No.24926290]

>>24925402
Yes, fren. Moon soon.

[Anonymous No.24926293]

>>24926197

[Anonymous No.24926295]

>NWARF
>+6675%
Kek

[Anonymous No.24926297]

>>24926265
Sir, it is not meme sir. Buy my new spac HZON sir. Do the needful you will have have great profits sir. Having to you a great good morning sir.

[Anonymous No.24926305]

>>24926277
Buy HZON sir

[Anonymous No.24926307]

>>24926277
Are you the guy that bought weeklies on meme stocks

[Anonymous No.24926314]

reading from a sheet of paper while not falling over is hard apparently

[Anonymous No.24926315]

>>24926197
Retarded animefag.

[BagHoldingShmuck No.24926316]

>>24926290
>>24925402
Yeah?
Should I buy in now?

[Anonymous No.24926325]

>>24926265
No meme sirs don't forget about the needful. Don't forget to buy bitcoin sirs, still very cheap cheap. 500k by EOY

[Anonymous No.24926328]

CASH GANG WAITING 21ST CRASH

[Anonymous No.24926331]

>>24925489
i too, have this problem. i just say its a mongolian basket weaving forum, and they ask how i can read it. i tell them google chrome has translate...

[Anonymous No.24926332]

>NAS
>+4000%

[BagHoldingShmuck No.24926337]

>>24926307
I didn't buy weeklies, I bought calls like a year out for a SPAC, at a strike price just under the stock price. Figured it was safe enough. I didn't realize there was no liquidity and got fucked. Yes, call me names, be a jerk, I don't care. I just want to make my money back.

[Anonymous No.24926338]

>>24925586
I am the original UUUU shill from /pmg/ and live in CA. lol at you using my state as a bear example for nuclear energy. You fell for the Chernobyl fud. These brown outs are not going to get disappear with your meme energy like the sun and wind.

[Anonymous No.24926340]

>>24926262
You SOLD puts on Uber while it was at an ATH? Really?

[Anonymous No.24926352]

What is the over the weekend gamble bros? Pretty much anything I do on my own is fucked and I need direction.

[Anonymous No.24926359]

>>24926293
Yes. Ticker symbols, because they're the symbols displayed in tickers. Fucking zoomers. You can never admit when you're wrong. Respect your elders.

[Anonymous No.24926362]

>>24926270
If only they had trading options

[Anonymous No.24926364]

>>24926305
That chart is interesting...
looks like its growing momentum

[Anonymous No.24926365]

>>24926221
> Any company that panders to them have a winning strategy.
WEEBS HATE BUYOUT are you kidding?
Every single youtube video about it is how this is a total loss for anime fans because of how garbage funimation is, and now there is just going to be a local monopoly that will have terrible subs because of it. People are dropping crunchyroll for good now because there is no point to not stream for free with better fansubs than what sony is going to push like they did with funimation.

Sony doesn't pander to weebs at all, they HATE weebs.

[Anonymous No.24926371]

hope you bought the PLTR dip

[Anonymous No.24926372]

>>24926352
Do nothing

[Anonymous No.24926373]

>>24926316
Up to you. Think they have some trial news that’s supposed to drop soon.

[Anonymous No.24926382]

>>24926352
Take some time and relax, and come back next week. No one knows where we'll end up today.

[Anonymous No.24926383]

>>24926373
Thanks.
May throw just a bit in I guess...

[Anonymous No.24926387]

>>24926328
70% cash ready to blow

[Anonymous No.24926402]

>>24926248
Still waiting on it to dip lower honestly. I’m kind of worried about what’s gonna happen on Monday but if nothing happens, I’ll make some UUUU calls early in the morning

[Anonymous No.24926408]

these bags are getting heavy

[Anonymous No.24926415]

>>24926248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII

[Anonymous No.24926417]

Bailed on UPST, how high can this thing go before the rug pull?

[Anonymous No.24926422]

>>24926352
SPY puts for next week

[Anonymous No.24926423]

buy the fucking OTGLY dip

[Anonymous No.24926424]

>>24926362
Was thinking the same thing.

[Anonymous No.24926425]

>>24926338
how so

[Anonymous No.24926428]

>>24926328
50% cash here

[Anonymous No.24926430]

>>24926328
what happens on the 21st?

[Anonymous No.24926432]

>UPST
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.24926438]

>>24926382
This is a lie. There are planned moves with all the markets. Someone knows the correct plays and everyone has a price.

[Anonymous No.24926440]

I need someone to fuck my ass pucci till i cry okay?

[Anonymous No.24926446]

>>24926371
I almost did but I was waiting for 25.80. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.24926462]

>>24925664
You must be crazy. As long as bitcoin does well, MARA will do twice as good. This is literally the best meme stock to HODL for now.

[Anonymous No.24926464]

>>24926430
Fucking nothing, don't listen to schizos

[Anonymous No.24926465]

>>24926440
No not okay

[Anonymous No.24926468]

>GME past $16
I told you to buy

[Anonymous No.24926470]

>>24926242
>>24926208
Huge xom believer over 150 shares shit is over priced at the moment expect a pull back in January when traveling stops

[Anonymous No.24926485]

>>24926337
bro you just make fucking dumb decisions.
We literally have the same capital invested but you just make dumb decisions. Literally all of my investments are from here, I just don't play them dumbly.
Literally end of my second week of trading stocks ever

[Anonymous No.24926487]

Ayo wh*tebois on yo kaneese now. Yall gon suck dis bbc real good like. Gonna have me bussin fatass nuts in yall throats yahurd. Shit finsa bes likesa gallonsa milks pumpin outta fiya hoze down yall cave monkey ass albino ass throats faggot bitchez

[Anonymous No.24926490]

>>24926468
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i sold my 15/1 calls at +$90 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.24926500]

>>24926440
seek Jesus, fren
>>24926371
but what about the big dip after lock-up ends?

[Anonymous No.24926510]

>>24926485
Not seen are my 10 shares of telos ;P

[Anonymous No.24926512]

>>24926468
Sold before earnings, rebought the middle of the dip. Almost like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.24926515]

>>24926485
baggie does the needful so we don't have to

[Anonymous No.24926516]

Some of you are alright, seems some trouble coming BABA’s way at home (thats the main story - the delisting stuff is just noise...).

[Anonymous No.24926517]

>>24926500

[Anonymous No.24926518]

do i sell my plug and tesla, both up 500 bucks

[Anonymous No.24926524]

AR anon here. MVIS, EMAN and VUZI are all up bigly this week.

EMAN, my largest holding has been particularly stubborn, but once that dog gets in the fight my portfolio is gonna be ridiculous.

How many of you took my advice and invested in the future?

[Anonymous No.24926523]

>>24926497
>>24926497
>>24926497
new thread

[Anonymous No.24926529]

>>24926468
>APRIL 15C
>only up to 4.6
WHAT THE FUCK

I GOT YOU FOR 4.05 AT 14.2 FUK YOU!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.24926533]

>me after getting GAPED by a BIG BLACK COCK!

Gonna have to buy a few packs of Huggies to keep my pucci juices from falling out

[Anonymous No.24926542]

>>24926468
Its almost a no brainer to buy something that has a -20% dip on the day. GME, FSLY, BYND in recent memory.

[Anonymous No.24926558]

>>24926487
Good post

[Anonymous No.24926565]

>>24926497
>>24926497

>>24926497
>>24926497

[Anonymous No.24926577]

Is pre-holiday effect still applicable in clown market territory?

[Anonymous No.24926599]

>>24926365
それなら日本語を学ぶぞ・・・
沙都子ちゃんの為に
「Big brudder」

[Anonymous No.24926604]

>>24926242
>XOM is borrowing to pay it's dividend, bearish
>XOM might cut it's dividend, also bearish
One of these things is not bearish

[Anonymous No.24926615]

>>24926485
What the fuck are you talking about retard? You know nothing about my investment account except for I made one bad move with GHAV.

Seriously, what the fuck are you on about? I think you confused me with the other BagHolder?

[Anonymous No.24926638]

>>24926221
Some weebs spawn more weebs and then have to resort to poorfolios

[Anonymous No.24926672]

>>24926615
I did get ya mixed up sorry man. I really don't care for that other guy. Sorry about that

[Anonymous No.24926851]

>>24926485
holy fuck there is a desktop version?

[Anonymous No.24926881]

clf is ogre isnt it

[Anonymous No.24926921]

>>24926672
No prob, I shoulda realized it was the name!

[Anonymous No.24926927]

>>24925478
30% in two days sceams correction on monday.

[Anonymous No.24926934]

>>24926851
Yes but you can't even view level 2 data on it, exercise options (if you get screwed over on a multi leg strategy) and probably a lot of other features are missing too.

[Anonymous No.24926978]

>>24926599
>「Big brudder」
These are the people sony hires to do anime "localizations"

[Anonymous No.24927011]

MARA redemption arc
glad I didn't sell the bottom this time

[Anonymous No.24927111]

How does holding UEC during the week end sounds?

[Anonymous No.24927390]

>>24926340
I sold them when it was down -5% from ATH. Didn't expect it to continue down.