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>tfw i've been saving every post on /biz/ that has given me tips on trading
>tfw I note all of the ones that have resulted in me losing money
>tfw my uncle is a mega jew lawyer (literal jew with massive nose and curly sideburns)
>i told him how i've lost 50k in crypto based off of posts here
>mfw he told me I can sue for receiving fraudulent financial advice
>tfw I'm going through the catalogues as we speak to make a massive file for my uncle to review
Try not to shit your pants when your door is knocked on and your served a courts summons.
This had better be a warning to all /biz/lets, you had better end all of your posts with "THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE" unless you want a visit from my jew lawyer uncle in the future

>> No.24980963

>>24980849
OP is a faggot

This is financial advice

>> No.24980980

Op it's your uncle here
youre a fag and a disgrace to the goldstein family name

>> No.24981003

Buy kneepads

This is financial advice
t. Accredited investor

>> No.24981010

>>24980849
OP is a faggot

This is financial advice

>> No.24981032

>>24980849
You and your uncle can wear cheerleading outfits and blow me for 5$

This is charity.

>> No.24981036

>>24980849
OP is a faggot

This is financial advice

>> No.24981053
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24981053

>>24980963
Based.

>> No.24981064

>>24980849
I’ll give you and your uncle a very warm welcome, yes. An exceedingly warm welcome.

>> No.24981070

>>24980849
>fraudulent financial advice
Nigga this only applies to corporations.
Individuals are not liable.
You need to study your books better

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24981077

>>24980849
Ask your uncle how long it takes to bake 6 million batches of cookies if you have 50 ovens which takes 1 batch each and the batch takes 1 hour

>> No.24981092

>>24980849
OP is not financial advice.
This is a faggot.

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24981093

>>24980849
I told you to buy Bitcoin in 2014 so you technically owe me

>> No.24981130

>>24981003
i'm 'accredited' but i lied about my income. how bad is this?