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Does elon browse /biz wtf?

>> No.24990056

>>24990033
probably.
guy is autistic as fuck.
named his child bunch of numbers.
he fits in

>> No.24990074

>>24990033
occasionally. AMA

>> No.24990083

>>24990033
He’s having a midlife crisis isn’t he?

>> No.24990107

>>24990033
doge literally started as a reddit coin

>> No.24990150

>>24990074
can you pump GRT for me to become a millionaire?
Thanks homie, good luck with your spacex stuff, big fan

>> No.24990163

>>24990033
Hes fucked up on shrooms or acid

>> No.24990180

>>24990074
¿Is trump retarded?

>> No.24990183

>>24990074
slide me a tesla

also pump grt

>> No.24990187

>>24990033
Fucking love that man

>> No.24990218

>>24990074
Opinion on Doge?

>> No.24990237

>>24990033

>ZOMG BASED ELON!

>> No.24990238

>>24990074
Make another bitcoin tweet. I dare you

>> No.24990272

>>24990074
Smart Contract based Insurance is coming to Teslas?

>> No.24990303

>>24990074
Plebbit is right over there, libtard. You dont belong here.

>> No.24990427

>>24990056
Hey elon if youre reading this invent a poop bag that I can attach to my asshole so I can poo wherever whenever. Not a diaper. I want to be able to slip the bag out of my trousers and pop it in a passing by bin. My girl none the wiser.

>> No.24990434

>>24990033
Elon figured out with his big smart brain that tweeting "funny" tweets on Twitter will help him get a cult like following to keep TSLA from crashing. He was bullied so hard as a little african nigger during his african times that now he tries to compensate for it by posting shitty memes that all the normies like. Only reason he is against corona is because his shitty company is on thin margins. That nigger probably wants US to invade Bolivia to get cheap lithium.

>> No.24990473

>>24990074
Favourite breakfast cereal and flavour of cordial

>> No.24990488

>>24990033
yes I do.

>> No.24990504

>>24990033
probably, he's autism personified

>> No.24990506

>>24990033

He does.

Hi elon you're cool bro, keep building rockets I wanna go to Mars soon

>> No.24990541
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24990541

>OMG LE BASED CRINGE REDDIT WHOLESOME 100 BIG CHINGUS FUNNY SPACE MAN HE'S SO QUIRCKY AND RANDOM AND SHARE LE FUNNEH MAYMAY OMG HE'S SO LOVABLE PERSON WHOLESOME 100 BIG CHONGUS

>> No.24990554

>>24990074
How freaky is grimes in bed? how does she compare to that really fit st trinians bird?

>> No.24990559

>>24990074
Only capitalize the T in bTc next mention, faggot

>> No.24990602

>>24990074
Pic with timestamp

>> No.24990626
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>>24990434
>He was bullied so hard as a little african nigger during his african times that now he tries to compensate for it by posting shitty memes that all the normies like.
lmao you fucking nigger anon

>> No.24990647
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24990647

i'm the real Elon, AMA

>> No.24990668 [DELETED] 

DON’T WASTE AND BE A TARD
FOLLOW BEST YIELD POOL ON DUCKDAO
BECOME WHALE RIGHT NOW

>> No.24990691
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>>24990647
Why are you fudding BTC so hard african nigger?

>> No.24990709

>>24990647
post your dick

>> No.24990716

>>24990647
Will you finance Citadels Elon?

>>24915991

>> No.24990717

>>24990074
Why doge ?

>> No.24990731

>>24990074
Are traps gay?

>> No.24990741

>>24990691
> ALMOST as bad as FIAT
its not fud if your IQ is >80

>> No.24990758

>>24990033
Are you fucking stupid, of course he does. You think an intelligent person would only browse reddit and facebook only?

>> No.24990761

>>24990074
Give me a job I'm really good with fuel injection tech

>> No.24990779

>>24990074
Thank you for making Space great again Mr. Musk. The nigger riots had me really depressed this summer, but seeing the spacex rocket ascend to the heavens restored my faith in our future.

>> No.24990793

>>24990074
Does Claire still talk about me?

>> No.24990819

>>24990074
Post pic with time stamp

>> No.24990854

>>24990758
Intelligent people don't go on reddit or facebook at all.

>> No.24990866
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24990866

>>24990691
>>24990709
>>24990716
Im not really elon you fucking retarded niggers, im just some homeless looking dude in florida who drinks beer all day and jacks off to katrina blacked.

>> No.24990912

>>24990866
Desu lot's of rich or famous people browse biz so it's possible you were elon.

>> No.24990922

>>24990056
he named his kid after the ARCHANGEL reconnisance aircraft dumblord

X AE 12 i believe

>> No.24990945

>>24990866
Oh shit it really is Elon

>> No.24990973
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24990973

>>24990866
lmao hi elon kike

>> No.24990997

>>24990761
a rocket isn't like your dad's 1998 dodge pickup dumbass

>> No.24991003

>>24990854
You go there to see what goes in the minds of plebs

>> No.24991012

>>24990033
its twitter you idiot. biz culture>>>Twitter

>> No.24991019

>>24990074
did she shit in your bed too?
girls are so gross

>> No.24991036

>>24991019
she shit in my mouth, john mcafee style.

>> No.24991073

>>24990074
i just want to talk shit to the irl tony stark

elongated muskrat

>> No.24991083

>>24990074
>1 post by this ID
>newfags still falling for the bait

>> No.24991125

>>24990033
nah that is reddit tier.

>> No.24991130

>>24990033
>Doge

YES BASED ELON MAKE MY WORTHLESS MEME COINS PUMP

>> No.24991139

>>24990427
based and streetshitter pilled

the indian of sophistication

>> No.24991145

>>24991083
It is too good to be true.

>> No.24991151

>>24991003
>what goes in the minds of plebs
>drinking
>whores
>fake pranks
>weed
>money
>doing retarded shit
>incest
>faggots wanting attention for selfies
I could go all day, it's not rocket science.

>> No.24991194

>>24990647
opinion on robert zubrin?

>> No.24991199
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24991199

>>24990150
no
>>24990150
has twice my iq
>>24990183
also no
>>24990218
One word: Doge
>>24990238
ok watch out next week
>>24990272
in 5 years time for sure
>>24990303
nigger
>>24990473
i only eat BBQ
>>24990554
meh. even ellish was a better lay
>>24990559
newfag
>>24990602
ok
>>24990717
i was high
>>24990731
only the ugly ones
>>24990761
send me ur resume on twitter
>>24990779
better save up on those bitcoins if you want off the planet when shit hits the fan
>>24990793
always.
>>24990819
ok
>>24991019
ikr
>>24991073
well you're welcome for the opportunity then
>>24991083
retard

>> No.24991305

>>24991199
nigger

>> No.24991351

>>24990074
If true, check out chainlink nigger. Also, when citadels?

Also start your next tweet with a number if possible.

Thanks - Sent from my LG K10

>> No.24991382

ELON YOU NEED TO GO BACK

>> No.24991387

>>24991199
tweet a 4chan nod if you want us to believe this shit

>> No.24991390

>>24990434
exactly. Elon is playing "lul so randum xD" memelord act and idiots from reddit and /biz/ are none the wiser. You really think his every move isn't calculated?

>> No.24991407

>>24991305
ELON NO

>> No.24991411

>>24991390
B E T A
E
T
A

>> No.24991425

>>24991305
>>24991199
Proof that you are him.

>> No.24991430

>>24990541
may death be upon you

inshallah

>> No.24991460
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24991460

>>24991199
I will kms if this is real but it’s not
Time stamp nao Elon

>> No.24991494

>>24991199
Please get high again and shill doge once again

>> No.24991575

>>24990074
Think of an exit plan for neuralink, I am reaching the same level of afferent decodification by non invasive means

>> No.24991607

>>24990647
>
Can you please give me 10$k so I can buy a cool japanese motorcycle?

>> No.24991628

>>24991575
Cure tinnitus bro
Also pump my IQ

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24991629

>>24991430
No u

>> No.24991641

>>24991199
can you please give me 10k$ for a a cool japanese motorcycle?

>> No.24991649
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24991649

>>24990427
bro shit bag are already invented.
these are DISGUSTING

>> No.24991731

>>24990922
>x A FUCKINF E 12
this kid gonna get bulled SO MUCH
unless he become a chad, which is unlikely

>> No.24991765
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24991765

HI ELON
PETER SCHIFF HERE
AMA

>> No.24991809

Elon, I have career as ML engineer, but rarely any companies manage to make it profitable. Stars need to align - data has to be clean and reflect the true state of word, model needs to be trained successfully, then there is deployment etc. I got a job in London for investment banking, but as software developer (doubling my salary). What is your advice - should I stick to ML or work as software dev. Software dev is more deterministic in my eyes in terms out outcome - there are less variables which can fuck up project. I am in late 20ties, basically start of my career. Thoughts?

>> No.24991846

>>24990033
Is this another "muh twatter" hack?

>> No.24991882

>>24990074
Elon i.....

>> No.24991905

>>24990074
post grimes feet

>> No.24991961

>>24991199

I have 500.000 to invest. How should I diversify in this upside world we are living ? Gold, real state, stocks BTC. Long term, preserving the wealth my parents build.

Live in Brazil btw, if thats important .

>> No.24992175

>>24991961
Well if you live in Brazil I'd say bitcoin because your currency is worse than the dollar and the dollar is already in bad shape. If you invest in bitcoin you are invested in a global store of value but also a global form of payment.

>> No.24992265

The madman starts alt season off with the Doge. Classic.

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24992287

>>24990541
>minorities and trannies are taking over the world but only 4chan sees it!
>the right is wholesome it's lefties that do mass shootings!
>praise kek 4chan determines who is president we did it!!!!

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24992448

>>24992287
Nice try but i'm actually an enlightened authoritarian centrist

>> No.24992481

>>24992448
Oh so you're fucking retarded. Got it.

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24992528

>>24992481
>t.

>> No.24992634

>>24990647
why are you so cringeworthy

>> No.24992823
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>>24992528
Hitler was a Rothschild agent of the British empire dumb kike.

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24992899

>>24992823
Lel is that you anglojew?
Kill yourself

>> No.24992919

>>24990033
Of course he does
Is there anyone who doesn't?

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24992979

>>24992899
keep worshipping shitler dumb kike

>> No.24993007

>>24990033
Nah thats clearly redddit

>> No.24993064
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24993064

>>24992979
Seethe
The only kike here is you, anglojew

>> No.24993074

>>24991628
I am also desperately hoping an early use for neuralink will be curing tinnitus.

Although I think mine is really minor but it fucks with my head big time because I have OCD and constantly obsess over it

>> No.24993079

>>24992979
>>24992823
Im so sick of seeing dancing chirpy faggots everytime I come online

>> No.24993115

>>24992979
why do women like to dance so much

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24993156

>>24993115
Attention.

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>>24990074
>>24991199
I'm sure this is larp as fuck but if not I have an important question for you:

If/when you colonize Mars, will you declare it a soverign planet? And if so, what will it cost to join your nation?

>> No.24993259

>>24990074
What is the volume of your penis. I don't want length and girth i'm talking displacement.

>> No.24993270

>>24993208
What was that book about a future Mars government?
The leader known as "The Elon"

>> No.24993308

>>24991199
What happened to the catgirls?
Are we still on course for that?

>> No.24993370

This massive autismo has already tweeted about DEXG, what more do you expect from a renegade maverick? he probably appreciated Jollen Chen's massive brained mathematical formula to create a Dex with miniscule slippage.

>> No.24993391

All in PRQ Elon

>> No.24993445

>>24992287
oh they absolutely taking on the world
but this time, instead of it being a class war, its literally" whitie is bad" war
take a look faggot
https://nypost.com/2020/12/17/indoctrinating-an-entire-school-system-in-pc-racism/

>> No.24993626

>>24993270
Werner von Braun's The Mars Projekt

>> No.24993663

>>24990074
How you doing big guy?

>> No.24993712

>>24991199
Hey Elon, Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>> No.24993718

>>24990074
to prove you're Elon, you should give a tesla to whoever gets quads in this thread. Otherwise your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

>> No.24993793

>>24992448
>authoritarian
kek, ngmi memethoritarian

>> No.24993820

>>24993074
Check out fx322

>> No.24993837

>>24991199
are you still salty about the Bolivian lithium?

>> No.24993877

>>24993820
I am aware of this but isn't it still out as to whether it will actually have any impact on tinnitus?

>> No.24994009

So are we buying dogecoins then?

>> No.24994028

>>24990074
Shag Amber Heard one more time or Man on Mars by 2050?

>> No.24994053

>>24990107
It could get some traction if it was actually buses by reddit, but it's not.

>> No.24994209

>>24990074
Thoughts on XLM?

>> No.24994223

Kek fucking idiots itt

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24994815

>>24991199
Checked. Also elaborate.

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24995754

>>24990033
Tfw. Elon'll shill Kleros soon and you still don't have 100k stack.

>> No.24995984

>>24990033

Why is Elon so smart and rich yet retarded at the same time

>> No.24996060

Yes. Every billionaire does.

>> No.24996282

>>24995984
assburger syndrome

>> No.24996478

>>24993156
That's a man

>> No.24996527

>>24990033
if he does, I hope he reads this and knows, that from the bottom of my heart, I think he's a retarded faggot and so are all of his groupies

>> No.24996630

>>24990074
Top 5 coins to make it in 2021? Besides Doge ofc.

>> No.24996724

>>24990074
Thoughts about decentralised court systems, aka. Kleros?

>> No.24996981

>>24991649
Hey, at least her asshole is sparkling clean.

>> No.24997221

>>24990033
elon is cia

>> No.24997281

This thread is a massive sell signal.

>> No.24997965

>>24990033
Probably, to laugh at us and enjoy our memes we make for free

>> No.24998467
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>>24990074
>>24991199
lulz at people semi-falling for this

>> No.24998646
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>TSLA bullruns to fucking megamoons
>Bitcoin bullruns to fucking megamoons
>TSLA gets in S&P 500
>TSLA now forced to be purchased by boomer institutions
>Elon Musk converts TSLA balance sheet to BTC
>Other companies follow suit
>USD dies
>We all make it no matter what shitcoin we're holding