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I've a huge OTC trade awaiting for me and I have got exactly 0 crypto to sell to this dude.

Electricity bill is due in 3 days and I've been eating plain bread for the last 4 days.

I've tried to get a loan from banks & relatives but nothing seems to work out.

I need to come up with 1k-2k to initiate the trade, which will allow me to smash it forward

Any ideas?
Kneepads wouldn't pay that much as im ugly af

>> No.25239992

>huge
>1-2k

>> No.25240003

>>25239958
Don't pay and stab him in the back of neck with a butter knife.

>> No.25240065

>>25239958
>I've a huge OTC trade awaiting

Why OTC if you have nothing to offer ? What ?

>> No.25240638

>>25239958
You sound beyond retarded

>> No.25240671

>>25239958
Can you elaborate a bit, so far I don't understand why you'd tell people you OTC trade with them when you have nothing to actually give them. Did you try to attention whore it up with some drug dealers or what's the story?

>> No.25240751

Is this the biz version of nigerian prince scam?

>> No.25240780

>>25240638
Banks & relatives agreed. Wtf have you done to be a poorfag anon? Drugs? Gambling?

>> No.25240795

You could start sucking dicks

>> No.25240798

>>25239958
Apply for a mental care home, not to work, to become a resident because you sound absolutely retarded and need supervision.

>> No.25240849

>>25239958
I just won lottery buddy, ill fund your addiction drop your wallet. 1eth no more

>> No.25240877

Get a job

>> No.25240898

I don't get why you want to trade if you got no money. Let it go anon. Pay your bills. Save then trade.

>> No.25240933

>>25239958
>I've a huge OTC trade awaiting for me and I have got exactly 0 crypto to sell to this dude.
>Electricity bill is due in 3 days and I've been eating plain bread for the last 4 days.
>I've tried to get a loan from banks & relatives but nothing seems to work out.
>I need to come up with 1k-2k to initiate the trade, which will allow me to smash it forward
>Any ideas?
>Kneepads wouldn't pay that much as im ugly a
Damn dude, and to top it all of, you're a reddit-spacing faggot too. Should probs kys.

>> No.25240942

aight i'll bail you out this time >>25239958
you keep your street cred but I get the profit. post eth address

>> No.25241613

>>25240942
>>25240849
kek so desperate im going for this bait
send me the penis coins
0x1328c1e83b79c950abc37da22591bf2b9145f53

>>25240671
I took the trade when i had the opportunity, but now i'm broke due to a yolo short i did
>>25240780
sucks when you dont pay health insurance and have 1 relative
>>25240933
prolly doing it soon

>> No.25241639

>>25241613
also if by some miracle someone sends, i'm sending it back in a few days, with a fat tip on top

>> No.25241738

>>25241639
pajeet scammer detected

>> No.25242080

>>25241639
and how do you achieve that? you scam the person you OTC trade with so you don't need to scam the anonymous stranger on the internet who sent you money?

>> No.25242230

>>25242080
nope, i repay back with my comission

>> No.25242287

>>25241613
lmao that isn't even a valid address on etherscan

>> No.25242467

>>25242230
where does this person live?

>> No.25242653

>>25242467
how is this relevant

>> No.25242694

>>25242653
i have a person in argentina i want to send cash to, but they can't use paxful. just thought what if they are nearby kek

>> No.25242725

>>25239958
Sell your mother to some local gangbangers

>> No.25242753

>>25240933
>>25240877

Dubs get

>> No.25243187

>>25239958
You need more capital. STOP FOMO'ING.

Farm with your existing cap on BoringDAO and make more money.

DO NOT TAKE LOANS.

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25243285

>>25239958
sounds like a pajeet pump and dump group could save your life, but be aware, dont be the one who gets dumped on kek
discord.gg slash 5Tq7qxkkRv