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25293246 No.25293246 [Reply] [Original]

>When the seed to the hardware wallet doesn't work

>> No.25293379

> keeps less than 3 backups of his seed

kek, you deserve it anon

>> No.25293390

>>25293246
kek, how much did you lose anon? try potential misspellings that you might have.

>> No.25293433

>>25293379
> Not having an heavily software encrypted .txt file containing the seed on every cloud providers

>> No.25293467

>>25293246

i can write code to bruteforce it for you but i get to keep 1 BTC or 50% worth (whichever is less)
let me know i'll make a protonmail

>> No.25293476

>>25293433
>muh if you typed the seed on an airgapped pc on linux running on a livecd you're insta compromised

>> No.25293501
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25293501

>>25293246
>When the seed phrase I tried works for OPs wallet

>> No.25293566

>>25293433

storing your keys on the internet even encrypted is retarded anon

>> No.25293585

>>25293566
nah

>> No.25293628

>>25293246
did you try:
>I'm
>A
>Stupid
>Nigger
>Who
>Can't
>Do
>Anything
>Right

>> No.25293656

>>25293566
>Multi layer 256 bit encryption of seed phrases is retarded but an entire blockchain built on single 256 bit pub/priv key encryption is genius and infallible

Are you in the right board?

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25294382

>>25293566
here's a SHA512 encrypted file (formated to base64 for convenience), go on, anon.

> http://pastebin.fr/79290

>> No.25294478

>>25294382
i decrypted it it says nigger

>> No.25294502

>>25293656
i mean you need to use a passphrase of some sort for those files. if you use that passphrase, or even something similar ot it anywhere else it's a huge attack factor

>> No.25294524

>>25293656
and if you never use anything like that anywhere and never noted it down you forgetting it is a risk factor

so storing it online is meh at best

>> No.25294557 [DELETED] 

>>25293656
and if you noted it down somewhere secure you could just as well store your seed phrase there in the first place. literally only lower-midwit brainlets choose the online route

>> No.25294581

>>25293656
and if you noted it down somewhere secure you could just as well store your seed phrase there in the first place. literally only lower-midwit tier brainlets choose the online route

>> No.25294594

>>25294382
Hashing a file isn’t encryption

>> No.25294609
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25294609

>>25294382
Lmao, too easy kid. I tracerouted the TCP packets to establish a backdoor in the system firewall, giving me total control of your cloud servers. From there, it was just a matter of SQL injecting a rootkit to install my hacks by means of proxy chaining via my AI-powered obfuscation protocols and breaking your cute little encryption. Here's the seed that my deep learning bruteforce algo, which I coded for fun while watching "Mr. Robot", cracked:

>Jannies
>Trannies
>and
>Schizos
>Never
>Gonna
>Make
>It

All your bitcoins are being tunneled to my private account in Polynesia using an HTML5 zero day exploit. Don't leave your crypto out in the open next time ;)

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25294731

>>25294609

>> No.25294742

>>25293246

>When the feed to the hardware wallet doesn't work

>> No.25294792

>>25294594
maybe the binary result of the hash results in an encrypted file

>> No.25294847

>>25293433
>what is a keylogger