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>> No.25300093
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>Disruptive tech
>Team of 'researchers'
uh huh

>> No.25300094

Fuck anyone disrespecting CLF-Chad and his based stream

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>> No.25300124

Sojak poster is not funny change my mind

>> No.25300128

the economy is fake, its all a ponzi scheme

they want to keep inflating fiat, otherwise the banks and the feds debt sheet will be unsustainable

were doomed

>> No.25300130

give me a rabbit hole to explore

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Gonna shill SRAC every day until you buy it

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>based stream

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>based stream

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You again?

>> No.25300177

The eurodollar system

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What flavour of crackhead is crackhead anon sodomising today anons? Take your guesses

Homeless, formerly well to do?
Student turned stripper “to pay for school”?

Get as creative as you can gents.

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I have to do that needful and I like cunny sirs.

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>based stream

>> No.25300207

CNN said it’s overvalued so it must be true.

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>mfw all in cash right now

>> No.25300220

Got any euro stocks to shill?

>> No.25300224

Why aren't you guys flexing your portfolios on tiktok and shilling a paid signals discord? It's literally free income, soibois will hang mouth open at niggers turning 3k into 4k on there

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>> No.25300240

wake up think about AVGR
eat think about AVGR
go to work think about AVGR
play video game think about AVGR
block your mom cuz she keeps calling think about AVGR

seriously though PAD is a growing addressable market due to the increasing number of old people. AVGR is the only PAD treatment to offer true visual imaging.

They start their US commercial launch of their new catheter family TIGEREYE in January and plan to release their new Lightbox 3, which is the screen that you see the image from the catheter on, in first half 2021.

They currently have 25mil on hand in cash to support growth through 2021 and even feasibly pay off all remaining debt.

>> No.25300257

sounds like more work than clicking the mouse a few times

>> No.25300263

gr8 b8

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added statement from recent shareholder result filing

>> No.25300275

>DXY dumps to 1
>SPY gaps up to 100k
>BTC goes to $1M
Nothing personnel kid.

>> No.25300282 [DELETED] 

>all in cash right now
niggermonkey detected

>> No.25300291

looks like youre only getting 600 nigrar

>> No.25300292

Yikes. Enjoy getting money printed into poverty.

>> No.25300294

You can have my NWG bags when I am in the green again. For real though, if the bank of England ever gets out of Covid mode, and lets the banks pay dividends again, the value of British banks might pop a little.

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>> No.25300302

Should I go to college? Being a rapper didn’t work out

>> No.25300315
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So what's the WORST that could happen if someone were to say.... buy 25k of BABA?

>> No.25300324

How about a glory hole?

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I'm the original SRAC and NPA shill, leave your autism in /sfg/ where it belongs.

>> No.25300330

i need to buy a house now before canada destroys the cad further

>> No.25300335

Why do you even have a trip?
Do you really think a random index hodler like you is important enough to have a signature?

>> No.25300336

Learn to code and start an onlyfans on the side instead.

>> No.25300338


>> No.25300345

Yeah if you have a plan.

>> No.25300352

No, college is a complete scam
t. went and am useless retard

>> No.25300358

how to start onlyfans as a guy and make money?

>> No.25300360

Rolls-Royce share price forecast

Turning to the weekly chart, we see that the Rolls-Royce share price has found intense resistance at the 23.6% Fibonacci retracement level. It has also moved above the 25-day exponential moving average and is also finding trouble moving above the 50-day EMA.

Therefore, in 2021, there is a possibility that the stock will continue rising as bulls aim for the 38.2% Fibonacci retracement at 188p followed by the 50% retracement at 235p. However, a sharp decline below 100p will invalidate the bullish thesis.
For those interested; GBX to USD conversion says 188p is 2.55 and 235p is 3.18

>> No.25300364

What in the absolute fuck have you been doing with your entire life, Anon?

>> No.25300372

Hololive yourself into a cute anime girl

>> No.25300373

chinks could drop it to 145 overnight that's why I avoided it.

>> No.25300376

Oh CNN finance

you sure exist

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>> No.25300391

Worst? ADRs become worthless via one of several ways. E.g. delisting of 9988 in Hong Kong.

>> No.25300399

Sick dip today though, bought the shit out of it

>> No.25300406

smg has obviously become infested redditors lately

>> No.25300408

i will be holding until after the 31st

>> No.25300410

tiktoks are annoying as fuck to make, anon. not everyone WANTS to be thumbnail guy who knows he has to grab zoomers attention in 2 seconds

>> No.25300411

join the army and die for zog, I will teach you at ROTC we are literally passing everyone because the program sucks

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>wake up in middle of night
>stimmy didnt pass

>> No.25300414

I’m thinking maybe just finish up taking electric shit I already have a year of credits

>> No.25300415

Barely. There's some front end work setting up the discord and bots but it's literally free income after

>> No.25300426
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start a fambily bidness

>> No.25300429

Since i found it actually, its funny, the "old" posters are cool.

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I am holding around 10k worth of BABA, about 40 shares. Not sure what advice I can give, other than I might be a retard.

>> No.25300444

Can't he beg to be stationed somewhere comfy with less chance of dying than at home like in Europe or Japan?

>> No.25300459

He can blow someone at HRC and hes good to go.

>> No.25300470
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im glad i live in a country where they take from the poor to give to the rich. CEO's earned those bailouts, israel earned that american taxpayer money, and you all know it.

>> No.25300486

Hey rabbi watcha doin

>> No.25300498

I wish I bought the baba dip and balls deep in stocks i dont understand

Might just do arkk and let them do it for me

>> No.25300499

March was the beginning of Eternal September for this general

>> No.25300502

I was trading all day, and will probably trade tomorrow. All cash right now tho. GL with tomorrow's morning crash tho.

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Following on from the last thread, are there any anons on /smg/ who successfully play biotech stocks?

t. retarded OSMT bagholder

>> No.25300519

How does time value work on binary options? Like if the option is in the money with an expiry a month away let's say, wouldn't the time value of selling the binary for $95 let's say and hoping to catch 10% upside on the underlying make the binary actually worth less, given that time value?

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>> No.25300534

$2k for the People? sorry we can't afford that. that money is going... other places...

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>Following on from the last thread, are there any anons on /smg/ who successfully play biotech stocks?

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>> No.25300562

Well I mean you're not wrong tho

>> No.25300579

Yeah, if your plan is to buy penny stocks and hold them for 10 years, you might win out. Probably not though

>> No.25300581

I made $60 on OSMT and then remembered that BCRX shill was going to deep dick you guys so i took my profit and waited.

>6 more days

>> No.25300593

that shit is hard to get Ive been stuck in
El Paso TX, Athens GA, Augusta GA, Columbus GA, Manhattan KS and now Erie PA

>> No.25300604

>what's the WORST that could happen
>trusting chinks with your life savings
>going all in on chink tech instead of American tech
Seriously faggot, just look at AMZN for the past 5 years compared to BABA. Why is this even a question?

>Should I go to college?
I feel sooo bad for the little zoom-zooms that started college during corona.
It’s basically worthless without the connections you make from being on campus.
Extra shout out to the retards who didn’t live on campus pre-COVID to save money and would drive in exclusively for class. They have no idea what they missed out on.
Also, if you don’t have a plan for college, then you need to do trade school instead.
College does not make the money; the degree makes the money.

>Why do you even have a trip?
Because I’m a nigger
>Do you really think a random index hodler like you is important enough to have a signature?
I hold the signature because I’m a nigger and I want you to know that. It has nothing at all to do with some misconceived value in my own words, from my perception or your perception.

>Hololive yourself into a cute anime girl
This is a fantastic idea.
I’ve wanted to do this and bring back my stock evaluation live stream idea where I was wearing the super gay Guy Fawkes mask.

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Please tell me FCEL is gonna go back up so i dont have to be an FCEL INCEL

>> No.25300611

Why have you guys been bearish about ARK ETFs? Are they not allowed to dip?

>> No.25300612

he can volunteer for a 1-year tour in Korea right out of basic, it's considered a hardship duty station and he'll get priority for where he goes next

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>> No.25300623

fuck meant for this guy >>25300444

>> No.25300626

Still wondering what broker I should choose coming from RH. Hoping for a good mobile experience after being disappointed with ToS on my iphone two years ago.

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>> No.25300645

College is a joke. This virus has only shined a light on that sad fact. Go for 4 years. wind up in debt. most of the shit you learn you won't use. That paper they give you, once you land your first job, it becomes worthless. Hell you won't even need it again. Most places all they want is a "body" and some degree of common sense. (A lot of people are dumb as as sack of rocks and they make ass loads of green). Also all that money your paying towards your college debt you could just as easy dump it into a S&P fund right from the get go and let it roll. (plus take advantage of any employer retirement plan)

>> No.25300654

we are tying to make this nigger into a faggot officer so he can at least make some money and not be on food stamps like some of the PVTs I had under me

>> No.25300661
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yeah. i lost on OSMT too but i only bought 100 shares and got out literally as soon as they ended the halt at 5:45PM. you should have done the same if you weren't a gigantic faggot who wasn't paying attention to your finances, you deserve to lose money. the sooner you get out of a loser the less money you lose, in the after hours market obviously. you have to pay attention because it moves fast.

otherwise usually you want to get in early, like weeks to months before the news arrives. look at price action to determine where the floor is in what is likely a range, and get in at a good price, and just fucking hodl that shit. the safe way is to sell on the pump leading up to the event, and sell for a profit before the event even happens, probably the day or two before it. the riskier way is to sell half and hold half so even if it dumps you're still relatively protected. the highest risk but highest reward would be holding everything through the event, but the key is that you're going into it from a likely much lower average price so even if it dumps you'll probably be fine, suffering minimal losses or maybe even coming out with a small profit.

that's basically it. you're a retarded bagholder as you said yourself so you probably can't handle buying the rumor and selling the news, though. clearly.

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>be me
>start new job
>its in a field i wanted to get into but not the particular type
>ends up being the shittiest of its kind when I see it for myself and only vaguely related to my actual field
>head manager extremely obsessed about covid and brings politics into it unnecessarily
>backhanded "compliment" to make us feel important all while paying us near min. wage
>wants us at top performance
>she's not even the owner either but acts like she is
>rich enough to be retired but instead chooses to work in a position where she can use the little power she has to mock and belittle the poor wagies who end up working for her
>having a "bad attitude" not tolerated
>great I'm probably fired for keeping to myself and not participating in unpaid work functions

Anons be serious what are the odds of making it for a poor loser like me if I get heavily invested in stocks?

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How the fuck do obvious P&Ds like pic related not get pursued by the SEC?

>> No.25300677

Has anyone read John J Murphys book on technical analysis? I dont wanna spend 40 bucks on it if its shit

>> No.25300678

She came out and said she expects it to be

Of course the day after I bought

>> No.25300690

Are all the bases in the worst parts of worst korea or something, an ex-airforce guy I used to work with said his base in korea was next to a dog butchering factory and smelled like burning shit all the time

>> No.25300702

Is it true NIO will be the Tesla of 2021 and get to like 1200 a share?

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Will /smg/ youtube anon become the youtube version of CLF-FAG but for RYCEY? Find out next time!

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>> No.25300722

much higher if you have a regular paycheck to continually feed your investments

>> No.25300729

shh not yet anon I'm still stock piling

>> No.25300735

i should mention: this is what i did successfully with OPTI and GME even though they aren't bioshits but it's the same sorta pennyshit situation. i didn't do this with OSMT it was a complete gamble but i put only a little money into it because of that. the riskier something is and the less confident in it you are the less money you should put in. i lost $100 but i figured i would have made around $2-300+ if it worked out.

>> No.25300743

You have fatter hands than CLF tranny lol

>> No.25300753
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Anon, The way things are going, well be lucky to have a functioning country in 2021.

>> No.25300756

Something tells me that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>> No.25300763

This is fucking retarded, people shouldn’t be walking around shining uvc light at things on a whim

>> No.25300766

Don’t know I’m holding moon though. Seems like a good hold

>> No.25300771

>and got out literally as soon as they ended the halt at 5:45PM
got to thank my shitty ass broker for not having AH trading
bongs get shafted again

>> No.25300788

if you can come up with 50k pretty good

>> No.25300789

Yes it is true anon.
Source: I'm a nio chad that bought at 9.

>> No.25300790

that's Osan Air Base for sure, and while it does smell, it's well-located for taking trips to the better parts of the country. And if he goes army then he can get stationed at Yongsan which is in central Seoul

>> No.25300801

Technical analysis is shit. Everybody has access to the charts, it's the lowest common denominator of market information. You will make x100 more money learning how to value something, for example learn how to value a commodity correctly and learn which businesses have the highest direct exposure to that commodity and then arbitrage the equity.

>> No.25300812

eh I find his vid about a million times better then the retarted steams from the CLF Tranny

>> No.25300823

barf, buy before the pump.

>> No.25300826

Yes bit china is going to have a functioning country, and that is all that matters for my nio gains

>> No.25300847

Kek I had like 700 shares I bought at like 8 and sold at like 14. Back in at 44

>> No.25300853

KTOS is space too

>> No.25300856
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>the "old" posters are cool.
I’m a nigger. Go fuck yourself, r*dditor.

>israel earned that american taxpayer money,
Cold-handed nosemonkey detected.


This pic reminds me of my stripper gf.
I think she said she might be up for a couple pics for you nigs.
She’s out for the week. I feel so fucking free rn.
It’s been a fucking wild ride with this chick.
I still can’t say I regret any of it so far despite how fucking dogshit she is with money.

Wtf do you do, anon?
Stocks are not a get rich quick solution that you might be making them out to be.

>> No.25300860

Good point.

What comes after that step?

>> No.25300864

he said TLS was cucked and RYCEY was based.

never forget

>> No.25300873
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Bought Cinemark (CNK) in June for the long haul. ~600 shares. It slowly bled to 8 where I picked up more along the way. Established a great position. It's currently sitting at 17, preparing to pump back into the '20s where it typically sits when the industry is running- not booming- but just running.
Cinema FUD is over, AMC got wiped out, Cinemark will overtake them as the number one exhibitor.
I should've shared my position earlier but hey, there's still time to buy in anon.

>> No.25300885

Imagine if your name was kevin

>> No.25300892

Damn. I only have 240 shares

>> No.25300896

Every time I have been around a woman in a setting like this it was horrible. Leave.

>> No.25300902

Im looking to swing trade. Do I really care about valuing a company looking through all their SEC paperwork shit? Fucking gamestop is pumping and its a failing business. Boomer investing is over

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>Market goes up but PLTR goes down

>Market goes down and PLTR goes down again

>> No.25300910

every base everywhere is in the worst part of whatever country it's in

>> No.25300915

>There's going to be a fleet of space drones buzzing around fixing satellites and getting rid of space junk

>> No.25300918

I know what you're trying to achieve here.

>> No.25300920

invest in good stocks and hold them never sell for a loss.

>> No.25300921

Yo for real. Is UUUU a good buy? I want to buy?

I'm thinking 400 shares tomorrow morning.

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ASML after it crashes
Just download the book from libgen you old fuck
W-will anti RYCEY banter break you?

>> No.25300944

Even Okinawa?

>> No.25300949

this is a redditfag

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>Is it true NIO will be the Tesla of 2021
No. Did you read that in the fucking South China Morning Post?
I’d imagine you’ll have difficulty recalling with how hard it is to read while squinting, ching chong chink monkey

>Technical analysis is shit.
This is a nigger that knows his fucking shit. Really knows his fucking shit. Listen to this fucking nigger right here. He says facts. Important facts. Fuck.

>> No.25300955

Lol the value in gamestop is the momentum + short squeeze, that's value right there
I've made 700% this month trading BTC miners by correctly valuing their holdings and income
It's only dead if you consider zombie companies value.

>> No.25300959

>DXY right now
Everybody point at this guy and laugh.

>> No.25300967


College helps to get jobs if:
1. You have connections already and just need a piece of paper to say you aren't a dumb dumb.
2. You go to a reputable school & whore yourself out at job fairs. You will need internship experience along the way, which requires either luck, nepotism, or a very high GPA.

If you don't have a clear idea of what you want to do after getting your degree, you are probably wasting your time and money.

Unless you code, you will also need to learn how to not act like a sperglord. Networking is really important unless you have a really impressive resume.

>> No.25300975

German bases are ok not in terrible places for the most part all others are in shit holes.

I kinda like living in smaller towns in the US so im good to go

>> No.25300983

imagine hating the workers this much

>> No.25300987

2 scoops...uv DEEESS nuts iya :D :()

>> No.25301003

I'd say college is real good if you want a software development career.
Worked out for me

>> No.25301013

>Season 2 of COVID starting next year.
>Super coof found in Colorado
>Demonrat tyrants can't wait for more shutdowns and power grabs.
>All Cinemarks will be repurposed for coof-camps.
Yup, it's going to 0

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>market goes down and pltr reaches new low

>> No.25301044

>extremely obsessed about covid and brings politics into it unnecessarily
>>backhanded "compliment" to make us feel important all while paying us near min. wage
>>wants us at
most jobs are soulcrushing shit. gotta find ways to make the most of it sometimes and honestly its fine if you get fired, youre just there for the money like everyone else

>> No.25301055

Technical analysis is shit? So day trading is just reading reddit and 4chan, guessing on a meme stock, and just buying and selling at random? Sounds like a great way to an hero after liquidating your bank. Are you guys 10 years old or are you 4 figure robinhood friends

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>> No.25301093

Okinawa is beautiful but it's really poor and undeveloped compared to the rest of Japan. Kadena AB is in an okay location, the marine and army bases are deep in the sticks even by Okinawan standards. If any of you want to join and snag a Jap wife, most Okinawan girls are desperate to leave. Aomori in north Japan as well

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>> No.25301104

It isn't complete shit. If I was a more frequent trader, instead of a buy and holdler, I would at least learn how to put up some standard deviation lines so I can take a guess at bot algorithm behavior an feel out tops and bottoms.

>> No.25301119

Ask me how I know that you’re brown.
I don’t even glow in the dark.

>Do I really care about valuing a company looking through all their SEC paperwork shit?
Fuck no. That’s some gay shit lmao
Just let somebody else do it and watch them write a long-ass passionate post that loses you a shit load of money.
Then, you can go back to buying some 3X ETFs like a true degenerate.

This is another nigger that knows his fucking shit right here.
Fact: Never go straight cash. That’s for rung-licking niggermonkeys.

>> No.25301133

Is vaguard good to use for investing?

>> No.25301135

Day trading is finding a good short term position and sticking with it until it either plans out or fails. Certain indicators can be good, but information on a stock is more important then anything. I day trade options and do extremely well selling the IV pumps and buying the dips.

>> No.25301140

I'm not lol

>> No.25301172

Yeah but if I can get rich in a decade or so it's at least solace of a possible escape rather than multiple decades where I'll likely be shamed and humilated until I can be freed from wagecuckery via old age and government gibs.

As much as I desire to I don't think I really have a choice. Most of my jobs end up having a head manager that's a woman or a direct supervisor whose a woman so odds are I'll end up in another like this just a different thing she'll likely do.

>> No.25301182

I can't decide if I just go all in 3x leveraged or I keep waiting for the drop that never comes. WW2SD

>> No.25301192

It's good for buy and hold.
For options it is literally the worst.

>> No.25301198

Have you tried not daytrading? You know stock doesn't expire, right?

>> No.25301206
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>Are you guys 10 years old or are you 4 figure robinhood friends
Well, since you asked,
>pic related
Would you care to share as well, fren?

>> No.25301218

I turn 29 in August but I've been seriously considering talking to an Air Force recruiter and trying to get into intelligence or cyber because I don't know what else to do with my life at this point

>> No.25301222

Yep. Failed trade for me. Stopped oot.

>> No.25301228

I literally have no idea what I’m doing. I’m 26 with a wife and child with $0 invested into anything. Vanguard just seemed like a good thing to buy and hold, like you said.

>> No.25301233

It's really boomer friendly. If you're just going to buy and hold your stocks then it's fine. It's free to buy and sell stocks and it's easy to learn.

>> No.25301248


find him===++++###@@@&&*

>> No.25301257

wats ur secret bro? no sarcasm

>> No.25301268


hold for 5 years $555 a share
amazon is talking about using pltr face recognization tech for future drone delivery ... shares go to 2,000 a share


>> No.25301276

VTSAX it is then.

>> No.25301281

His stripper gf gets stock tips from the rich wall st. clients

>> No.25301298

I'd suggest looking into ETF (Exchange Traded Funds). They're similar to mutual funds but the expense ratio is much cheaper. Since you're just starting out, you should look into ETFs like VOO, VOOG, SPY, or any other index that follows the S&P 500. You're not going to be making 10% gains on a daily, but it's a safe investment for the long run with pretty much guaranteed returns.

>> No.25301300

I would 100% of the time rather try and trade weeklies on a stock with good momentum that I've done DD on then trade weeklies on some flavor of the week moon mission with my only information being a fucking chart I plotted out. Everyone has access to the chart, if you dont have a good idea of the drivers of growth for the business or it's likely future valuations then you have no idea if you're trading something about to top or something that you can keep rebuying on.

>> No.25301308
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>So day trading is just reading reddit and 4chan, guessing on a meme stock, and just buying and selling at random?
Basically yeah.
thepatternsite.com has stats for how reliable each candle stick pattern is, and usually the odds of them indicating something are little better than a coin flip.
Some other indicators, such as bollinger bands, are so fucking broken that they actually do slightly better under an inverse strategy and that the intended strategy would actually lose you money, you stupid niggermonkey.
The correct answer is to not fucking day trade, but I understand that every nig on here has his vice and yours is a particular penchant for losing money.

>> No.25301309

The line looks like he just buys and holds an index.

>> No.25301317
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>The markets close early, so PLTR falls twice as fast

>> No.25301366

He didn't buy oil after the march crash.

>> No.25301377

She seems more interested in giving you a talking than firing. Get the vibe she relishes being able to make someone waging under her grovel when the alternative is her ridiculing and then jist firing, a double slap in the face.

Just there for the money though. But at this point I can only look at stocks once maybe twice at work. Alreadly feel my morale going down outside of work and I haven't even been there a full month.

Last time this happened I became miserable outside of work and it lasted over a year.

I really hope I can get rich off stocks.

>> No.25301389

tell that to HMNY

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>> No.25301415
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>implying the military will give your life any purpose
That only works if you're poor and need military gibs

>> No.25301425


2scoops of deeezzz nuts
INYO :D :()

>> No.25301429

I was in for 4 years myself and I do not regret it whatsoever, except for my shitty job (do NOT do Security Forces at any cost). With your age, you're smart to stay away from the more physically demanding army and marines. An office job in the Air Force is no worse than an office job on the outside, except that they feed you, house you, and give you medical care. I can vouch that in Japan and Korea the off-base fun outweighs the on-base work

>> No.25301434

Thats a big share

>> No.25301439

I can't get a single response from /smg/ about GHIV after you faggots shilled it all weekend!
What price are you now considering buying at?
Spac anon said that he thought it would dip to $12-12.50 - what do you all think?
What do you think GHIV will go to after the merger with United Wholesale Mortgages on January 20 - 22?

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>> No.25301498
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Thanks anons, I know it’s bad to just have cash sitting in the bank, too bad I didn’t invest a lot more when I had the chance.

>> No.25301522
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>I'm not lol

Yes. Just remember to set the text reeeaaaallll big and put in your hearing aids before you dial up Pajeet from customer service.

>Yeah but if I can get rich in a decade
Having a willingness to relocate vast distances and mashing out resumes after about one year for the same job at a nicer company could double your salary. It did for me.
The first couple years of work experience are where your value in the labor market increases the fastest.
The most common mistake is to get too comfy and squat at your first job for the first 5 years of your career. Corporate loyalty absolutely does not pay except in the most extreme of cases.

Do yourself a huge favor and at least glance through the pretty graphs on the following linked page.
It is essentially the entire basis for how my 6 figure portfolio is invested.

>> No.25301530

im a leaf. Is it better to buy a currency hedged ETF in CAD or convert to USD and buy same ETF

>> No.25301533


buy and hold 2sCoopS of

>> No.25301541

If the deal will give 6% shares of UWM
and the valuation of UWM deal is $16.1 billion
then 0.06 times $16.1 billion = $966 million
GHIV current cap $699 million
+38% to be worth $966 million
$13.16 times 1.38 = $18
GHIV to $18 at the merger?

>> No.25301565

Because you don’t wanna catch these paper hands bruh!

>> No.25301569

eyeballing ICLN considering the amount of energy sector growth thatll happen in the next decade

>> No.25301580
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so how fucked are we tommorow?

-2%? -5%? Are we going to start a downtrend and trace back down to april levels?

Wish i bought more short positions

>> No.25301594

you'll be a decade older than everyone else you're going through training with and you're signing your life away for 6 years or so.

I know a guy who is 32 and thinking about doing exactly the same thing. thing is he was born to a family with a net worth in the tens of millions. he also divorced his nice and smoking hot wife 18 months ago. I guess what I'm getting at is I don't think the military will provide any answrwi you can't get on your own and if you join you're stuck

>> No.25301596

theyve all moved on

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>> No.25301618


Why the fuck not nerd?

>> No.25301623

stop lyin

2 skoops LIKES men

>> No.25301638

> Augusta, GA
Same senpai

>> No.25301641

>Corporate loyalty absolutely does not pay except in the most extreme of cases.
Yeah I know but almost none of these places give me a chance. And I've got one that's vaguely in my field at that. This is depressing. Hopefully I can be comfy one day not having to go back to work.

>> No.25301642
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What. Hi.
Check out my ddnums link about leveraged ETFs.
Also, look up “Kelly criterion”.
I’m trying to do shit with this.
My next leg of research will involve paying $500 for stock market data about daily options prices going back to 1990.
I already got regular stock data for indices back to 1900 for free of stooq and have independently verified the information from the ddnums article in the following post:

>> No.25301643

The market will probably keep on truckin' for a while with the 600 buck checks. We're just seeing some pullback from the optimists who were betting on the $2000 checks passing.
Or at least that's what my friend at work says, and he's better at stocks than me.

>> No.25301671

SWTSX - Total market fund. Exp rate is just 0.03 per 10k ($30 a year; wow super expensive huh, not). Return rate is pretty sick, 20% ytd. Pays out a divvy 1.08 annually. No minimum required just the cost of one "share", today was $66.

>> No.25301677

You're fine, I feel most people don't start investing until their mid-twenties or thirties unless they're specifically told to.

>> No.25301706
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> https://youtu.be/3bf0Qgem_dQ
Jack Bogle talks about investing at all time highs.
I also learned that meme was not a term coined recently but has been around since before this video (1997) he also reads the bull case and it is actually spot on saying that China will become the largest economy in 2020. It looks like something straight out of black mirror.

>> No.25301708

probably the usual morning dump then slow crab to green before the end of week

>> No.25301717

The $2000 is better for the economy but I kind of only want the $600 to pass because I'm going to be buying a house in a year and a bunch of foreclosures helps me on that front.

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Did you buyed?

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i fomo'd opti...

>> No.25301769

>wats ur secret bro?
Math academia beats Wall Street bros.
Warren buffet is the best investor alive at 10% YoY over the course of decades...
SPY averaging around 7% YoY...
And yet, Renaissance Technologies is pulling 70% YoY for decades.
You can’t beat the hedgies at stock picking, and studies have shown that these Harvard educated hedgies who do 100+ hours of research a week and are way smarter than me or you rarely beat the market over the course of decades.
So, stop fucking stock picking.
Read some fucking research papers and stop guessing and doing stupid shit like going off your gut.
My dream is to back test all my shit all the way to 1950.
Until then, it’s basically just parked in 2X and 3X full-market ETFs, which have been shown in studies to outperform the 1X ETFs over the course of decades.
Simple shit.
Math academia and backtesting wins.

>> No.25301782

I want the 2000 to wait until I get another round of red day buys in

>> No.25301819

One last question, would it be better to do a general investing account, an IRA, or should I just do both?

>> No.25301858

Depends how much you can save.
Odds are if you make risky trades you'll just blow up your account so just invest in safe stuff like ETFs, especially if you're new to trading.
Trade a paper account if you want to practice with individual stocks. Just be aware that it's not an indicator of "real" performance because on an actual account you are more likely to make emotional trades.

Try to stick with that shitty job for a while then change jobs to some place that sucks less and pays more if you can. You don't want to quit right away because it looks bad on a resume.

>psychopath advice incoming

Just make a game out of pretending to be a friendly normie. It helps to deal with annoying coworkers/bosses.
Figure out what responses people want to hear, what gets them started on long tangents. It helps to end conversations faster without coming off as rude.
Make sure you have reasonable excuses to not do stuff outside of work prepared in case people you don't actually like try to get closer to you when you're in normie mode.

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I don't think the impact will be that major anon, not to mention there will be more even more packages by then

>> No.25301871

max a roth IRA
then do 401k up to your company's match if any
don't bother with 401k if no match
then standard brokerage account

>> No.25301874

I do both. The tax-protected status of an IRA is really nice, but it's harder to take money from it. There are legal loopholes you can use to retire early if you strike it big in your retirement account.

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Did I fuck up if I got clf calls for April? Everyone’s telling me go long term I bought them originally awhile ago for Jan and sold them and bought April’s

>> No.25301901

I think I'm going to invest a measly $100 of my stimulus in stocks. Whats the best way to start?

>> No.25301904

What etfs? SPXL,TQQQ, TMF?

>> No.25301911
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>His stripper gf
She’s out for the week.
I feel very free.
I don’t think I’d actually break it off when she’s back tho.
I feel like she’d probably be just as successful as me if she’d just do some fucking adderall every day like me.

Oh man. I love this fucking pic.


>Thats a big share
For you

>> No.25301955

First round of $600 (or 1200) in bonus money goes out via direct deposit on the 30th!. That's what that treasury dude said anyway.

>> No.25301964

long distance telephone noise (signal noise)

dam, Scoops
you geTTin deep with dis.

>> No.25301970

What is a roth ira and why do I need it in addition to a normal investment account? Why is it superior to both that and a 401k?

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time to sell the jews weed again

>> No.25302030
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>buy and hold 2sCoopS of

>Yeah I know but almost none of these places give me a chance.
You’d be surprised by what I’ve seen.
Some fucking asshat with a mechanical engineering degree got a software engineering job at FB. Why the fuck would they hire that when there’s a few dozen other guys standing in line that actually have a CS degree?
I’ll tell you why: THE JEWS.

I’m holding SSO, QLD, SPXL.
That ddnums article tells you what’s good.
Pic related is what I’m holding.

>> No.25302031

Gamble with options since you’ll be lucky to get $20 anyway

>> No.25302034

its like a 401k but with a 6k yearly contribution limit, and works the same as a taxable account (401ks don't usually let you pick the funds yourself)
roth option uses post tax dollars vs the regular option, go read some and choose which one you think is better for yourself.

>> No.25302038

I'd guess it could discolor certain materials and maybe reflect and fuck your eyes up/skin

>> No.25302059

>dam, Scoops
>you geTTin deep with dis.
Ya gotta work hard to out glow the CIAniggers.
Smoke more weed to oppress the glowniggers.

>> No.25302066

>Also, look up “Kelly criterion”.
>I’m trying to do shit with this.
That's basically the positive expectancy and risk thesis. Look up Van Tharp, he has like 5 books on trade management based around calculating R values.

>> No.25302072

Cbd as flower actually realy does something and cheap. Cbd extracts are just to scam grandmas with money

>> No.25302084


eat my plump ripe asshole

>> No.25302088

these are important things to consider, in my experience the older dudes coped better with the shitty parts of mil life. 4 year contracts exist, there's no need to do 6 off the bat. From a purely practical standpoint, if you're doing nothing with your life and want to do *something* there's much worse than the Air Force. Even for all the crap, I really miss living overseas

>> No.25302098

These are questions for google, but:

401k comes out of pre-tax income, so you don't pay taxes on what you deposit. You do pay taxes on it when you withdraw.

Roth IRA comes out of after-tax income. You don't pay taxes when you withdraw.

Someone correct me if I'm retarded.

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Do you feel it /smg/? The inexorable march of time? Much like the life opportunities available to you, the chances of these covered calls expiring ITM dwindle with every tick of the clock. Your premiums will collect in my wallet while your dreams of profit are dashed upon the rocks at the shorelines of time. Tick tock. Tick tock.

>> No.25302114

some 401ks have a roth option

>> No.25302159

>"There may be some volatility soon, better load up on some TVIX"
That pain you feel when you remember your loved one is gone bros.

>> No.25302171


This is why you pick individual stocks you like from an ETF so you don't get fucked when one of the larger holdings tank and brings the whole wtf with it.

>> No.25302172

Qualcommedy to the mooooon

>> No.25302208

>Look up Van Tharp, he has like 5 books on trade management based around calculating R values.
Sure. idk if that’s what I’m looking for, but I’ll try to check it out.
>That's basically the positive expectancy and risk thesis.
He did some kinda shit where he could profitably bet on horse races without getting blown out.
It’s obviously stupid to /all-in/ or do that doubling down strategy, and Kelly criterion found ratios of how much to bet that optimized expected value over multiple iterations and had stuff that could be thrown in for specifying tolerance for drawdown (which is risk management).
I just want something that says “yes” for high risk+high reward and tells me how to mathematically fucking optimize that shit.

>> No.25302213

Ma muthaFKn SENPAI

>> No.25302220

If I decide to do it I know I need to make that decision soon, and that's my line of thinking too it's not the worst thing I could do, paid living quarters and food while learning on the job and not working fucking retail, food or callcenter shit anymore

>> No.25302221

You're correct, but you're retarded because the distinction comes from whether the account is Roth or not, and you're retarded for rewarding anons asking absolutely basic questions.

>> No.25302225

your right. 401k, the tax bite happens during withdrawal. How much the bite is depends on how much you take out. Theory is by the time your at the age to take it out (60) your income requirements will be less so your taxes may actually be lower than when you were pulling down a salary. Also the state your in may not tax retirees very bad so you could gain that way as well.

>> No.25302257

>your right. 401k, the tax bite happens during withdrawal.
only standard (non-roth) 401ks, roth 401ks work the same as roth IRAs.

>> No.25302273

But can't you just buy memes and get rich and quit your job that way?

>> No.25302293
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He also talked about how passive investing turns to absolute dog shit after 50% of stocks are passive investments via etf.

We’re currently over 50% nigger

It might not be today, but at some point in the near future the day of the bobo will come.

This last rally arguably started in the 80s where everyone absolutely fucking hated stocks 100% and would t touch them with their foot let alone their dick.

We’re currently balls deep in stocks with everyone and their mom trading

Pic very fucking related

>> No.25302297

fuck your bitchass. i bought weeklies today and i'll do it again tomorrow and thursday.

nxpi better print, rest were under a 100 so idc

>> No.25302307
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Ty dude

>> No.25302326

Fomo sell or fomo buy?

>> No.25302332

Theta gang has convinced me to put my cash position to work by selling puts, which is the chad limit buy.
I want more QLD, but I refuse to buy for any higher than a 10% discount.
So, I sold options for that position, which seem to yield 30% YoY — so I profit very solidly even if I don’t get to buy the cheapies.

>> No.25302413

>can't you just buy memes and get rich
No because I don’t know the backtested risk for meme stocks.
I’ve started a watchlist of smg memes, but there would still be a tremendous element of using my gut for entry and exit positions, which is what I seek to get rid of entirely.

No problem. Just post your own math shit on here when you’ve read more.

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>yes I do swing trade my entire folio on GME

>> No.25302441
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The sad thing is my gf started her IRA and I told her to buy companies that she uses everyday. Her portfolio is beating mine by a large margin. To embarrassed to compare with hers

>> No.25302454

China isn't the largest economy.

>> No.25302460

You can also use long dated strangles as a vola hedge which is the main enemy of QLD, SSO, SPXL, TQQQ, etc.

>> No.25302469

3 years 228% ; that bitch has made over 70% per year.

>> No.25302479

What a fucking Becky. Dump her ass and get a stripper like scoops.

>> No.25302484

What is the advantage of a Roth IRA over a regular trading account?

>> No.25302493

im out, selling my 12 then buying OPTI and im kinda neutral about it

>> No.25302496

Based gf

>> No.25302499
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>he was honest on his taxes
tbf i got lucky liquidating my losses in tda last december to avoid taxes. had 100k windfall coming in jan so I decided to skirt it

>> No.25302500

There used to be a guy here who actively managed a THOT portfolio and it always did really well

>> No.25302506

females are the biggest consumers. you should have seen that coming dude.

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>> No.25302542

ffs, i feel like a retard seeing this. Big burger corporations seem risky but because I haven't bought them I've hardly made a 10% return in a year of crypto/stocks buying

>> No.25302557

Yeah dude my sister went all in on tup at below $3. it was only 10k so I didn't say anything. I didnt catch on till it was already 12. I sold at 24, she did not and has not

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Guys, I just want to remind you that I'm in all cash right now and it feelgoodman. I'm sorry that you'll all be hemorrhaging money tomorrow morning.

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>> No.25302593

Keep your rifle by your side

>> No.25302595

Becky stocks are pretty solid, women will never stop consuming

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>missing out on gains of a lifetime

>> No.25302622

Because it can damage your eyes / skin for starters, retard.

>> No.25302634

Can i use it as a tanning wand?

>> No.25302638

anyone got a link to the old THOT index or BCKY or whatever it was called?

>> No.25302639

Is the GUT really that bad, Senpai ?
want to rid yourself of instinct/gut

>> No.25302642

>long dated strangles as a vola hedge
This sounds complicated.
I really don’t like the single lonely QLD put I’ve sold for theta gang because it’s very distracting.
May try your strangles idea after further research, but volatility has been far from the issue that it was made out to be

>Dump her ass and get a stripper like scoops.
I do not regret my decision in the slightest.
Fucking a stripper has been one of the best decisions of my entire life imho.
>females are the biggest consumers
My stripper gf said she was making 10k per month prior to me and likes holding it over my head.
The most perplexing fucking shit is that she has hardly more than a few hundred bucks in savings.

>> No.25302655

Don't remind me. Sigh the great story; the one that got away. I could be sitting on $169,000 now.

>> No.25302685

What do I buy tomorrow?

>> No.25302690 [DELETED] 

That's not how that works

>> No.25302702

There's this cunt who talks about turning over massive profits on SPY EOD during option expirations. Can someone give me a qrd I don't fuck with options normally.

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>> No.25302710
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>she thinks we're going down tomorrow

>> No.25302713
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Fuuuuuggg. Pls no more, frens. I really want to die right now.

>> No.25302731

I was a recruiting company commander if you want to know any thing, did it for 2 years

>> No.25302742

>May try your strangles idea after further research, but volatility has been far from the issue that it was made out to be
The premiums are smallest for a strangle when the market is the most boring. They are money losing but insurance for dips. Black swan events or bear markets make them worth a lot of money. Image holding a put going into February for example.

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Is there even any question?

>> No.25302766

Women drive ~80% of consumer spending. Younger mainstream women are like compasses that point toward consumer trends and, therefore, growth. Exit a position when she gets bored of product.

>> No.25302771

What about mt? Why just clf

>> No.25302775

>I'm in all cash right now
Based retard.

>Is the GUT really that bad, Senpai ?
>want to rid yourself of instinct/gut
Absolutely, dude.
I used to hold CVNA, AMD, NVDA, SHOP, SQ back in fucking 2017, but idk if I even held any of them into 2018.
Fuck this FOMO shit.
I’m doing math and only math.

>> No.25302804

Just buy the dip. Think about it: the corona-economy will just continue to kill small restaurants. Fast food/Starbucks are the one retail outlet that benefits from the pandemic.

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Hell yeah brother. Exercised puts are almost the only way I buy anything anymore.

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Time to sleep smg. Have to wagie in the morning. Sure hope Bobo doesn't come.

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CLF 5 YEAR Chart

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How do you do math when you're black though??

>> No.25302901

Isn’t it bad that clf has run up so much already?

>> No.25302903

Class action lawsuit on baba, does smg caare?

>> No.25302908

How to a toughen up these paper hands yos???

>> No.25302933

Your gonna make it SCOOPS.

>> No.25302935

/smg/ needs to learn how to swing trade. Holding long is boomer tier.

>> No.25302941

It doesn't go down if you don't look at it.

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someone tell me what to throw all my money all in tomorow morning im fucking sick of gme i lost all my money on weeklies all time low

fuck me up fuckers

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I was wondering what was going to happen to Tinny.

>> No.25303014

>They are money losing but insurance for dips.
Dude, no.
No insurance on this shit. That’s not what I’m looking for. That’s just drag on my gains.
>Image holding a put going into February for example.
That’s the exact opposite of my approach. I bought SSO and SPXL all along March and April.
There is absolutely zero chance of predicting a crash or catching the knife.
However, buying shit while it’s on sale is the fucking chad play
So, what I’d rather have is getting assigned on my puts because I want to scoop up some cheapies.

>> No.25303015

>Buying weeklys on GME
Shiggy. Its a long hold you chimp

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Do it again, faggot

>> No.25303031


I'd take it with a grain of salt on each topic but they make a few good points and changed my understand of risk

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>> No.25303081
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Look into abaxx technologies. Recently launched on NEO as ABXX. They will be a new commodity exchange focused on ESG grading pricing. Basically allowing you to pay a premium for ethically mined copper. They will also go after Real Estate Futures. Starting trading in Q1 or Q2 in Singapore. They already have initial regulatory approval. Why is this big? More and more investment firms are changing investment strategy to ESG companies. Their is a bill for Canada Pension Plan to only invest based on ESG guided companies. ABAXX will be one of them and allowing companies to by ESG graded commodities.

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I got 50 calls I don't need this fud rn

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>Women drive ~80% of consumer spending
>Exit a position when she gets bored of product.
Holy shit. This is the smartest fucking nigger I’ve seen in these threads in months.
Absolutely fucking based.
Imma screenshot this fucking goldmine you just posted. Holy shit, mane.

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Asking the real questions

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>> No.25303128

Do chink stock investors not realize they're buying a shell company with 0 assets based in Cayman Islands? Literally all of them are shell companies

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>been riding gme up since $7.50 a share for like 5 months

>still manage to lose money

am i the dumbest fucker in world history?

>> No.25303149

Calm down. I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about. I’m just projecting my buyers remorse.

>> No.25303172

ARGAN BEAUTY CORP ??? That's the only ticker I see

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>> No.25303191

>There is absolutely zero chance of predicting a crash
Didn't Ackman do that this year and make billions?

>> No.25303193

>How do you do math when you're black though??
Well, I’m a nigger, so I just let other people do the math for me and then steal it.
Example: the ddnums article that I’ve been linking to for over 2 years.

Bruh, are you high on something tonight?

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I mean... you do belong in a mental hospital.
>so yes

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>A single positive experience on a psychedelic drug may help reduce stress, depression and anxiety symptoms in Black, Indigenous and people of color whose encounters with racism have had lasting harm, a new study suggests.
DAS RITE, w*ite boi. Unironically bullish for shroom stocks, it's literally racist not to legalize them.

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Good question

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r8 my strategy
>go deep on margin
>buy SPACs near/at/below NAV
>sell to pajeets for 20-50% profit

>> No.25303231

it was a hedge, the trade made billions but his total assets went net 0 during the crash

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Uh bros I don’t feel so good

>> No.25303240

unironically transferring money so I can buy BCKY stocks rn
Can't believe I could have been swinging netflix for the last few months and making $50/share each time, and steadily moving upwards with dumb women's fashion companies

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>Didn't Ackman do that this year and make billions?
Zero Hedge tries to call it every fucking year.
On average, you’ll just be fucking wrong.
The only exception is if you can form a proper strategy to use yield curve inversion.
But, ever going bearfag seems to have an expected value of negative returns from everything I’ve read so far.

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the only way i can be redeemed is a literal meme short squeeze to like 100 a share even though that was always a low probability

>> No.25303279

cheap ass lager beer

>> No.25303284

/smg/ chasing becky stocks 6 months after they doubled LOL
we're near the top
you retards will never make money

>> No.25303288

no abaxx technologies. its on NEO Exchange

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Full backtest

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literally yes, we got in at the same time and GME took me out of four digit purgatory

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is it true that the shorts have to be unwinded? i heard they can just buy a call for every put they have and it cancels it out

were so fucked shorts dont even have to do anything

mate i could have 100k right now i had like 66 9$ january 15 at one point

>> No.25303345

If it makes you feel any better I sold out at $22 and bought back in today at like $18.88. I'll probably lose money tomorrow.

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Omg pls fucking shoot me already...
What if I just turn my stripper gf into a profit machine by harnessing the data I collect off the credit card I gave her to drive an automated quant algorithm...
Or just post a breakdown of her expenditures on here.

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I gotta hand it to you blockbuster shareholders. Nice.

>> No.25303361

The Bitcoin graph is like a vertical line.
If tutes were buying they'd average in with healthy consolidation periods.
A vertical line can only mean one thing, Chinese pump and dump.

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why would that make me feel better u did a smart move

and i didnt

thats a good price point you made it back in

>> No.25303377

You gave a stripper a credit card? She's a stripper. She should be making tons of cash.

>> No.25303383

Top of what
Fed said BIG easy for years
stocks movin on up
Beckys big ass

>> No.25303414

Sounds good I’ll do the same with mine. She isn’t a stripper though, her current favorite things that aren’t in her portfolio are Nintendo, Wendy’s, Ugg’s and vans (VFC)

>> No.25303420

you COULD have $100k but you DON'T because you're a DEGENERATE GAMBLER

I have sharechadded for the same amount of time and DIDN'T lose all my money on weeklies

>> No.25303428

60 million women are about to receive $2,000 each, you think these companies won't grow?

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>portfolio 1 is my current allocations
>beats all other allocations but portfolio 3 by a pretty decent margin
>portfolio 3 is basically the same as that little expense report your bank gives you every month for your credit card... applied to the one for the credit card I gave to my stripper gf

>> No.25303442


The original gme buyer

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Cheers everyone!

>> No.25303510

But I only bought 400 shares... I'm hoping it'll drop a lil more and load up

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>You gave a stripper a credit card?
The one with the lowest spending limit.
I do not wish to explain my mental gymnastics here.
The credit card is actually not being used too ridiculously... the ridiculous expenditures are things she has to ask of me outright.
>She's a stripper. She should be making tons of cash
COVID, nigga

My stripper gf is /obviously/ vegan.

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Wtf how did I not know about Ugg’s
Bought my gf $160 boots for Christmas and didn’t even look at the parent company.

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im fucking enraged

nothing short of a infinity squeeze can save me\

how is the most shorted stock in world history not showing any evidence of being covered

>> No.25303603

Alright bro I got an idea for you next thread. But if you get that yacht from my genius idea I get a room on it

>> No.25303611

>"Hey mom! I made money off game stop"

>"How much did you get for trading in your playstation?"

>> No.25303657

It's beautiful.

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Tell me he doesn't

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roaring kitty is snorting coke off his brand new ps5 he hasnt opened

while im at an all time low

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Well, how much did you get for it?

>> No.25303700

Its okay. I lost $100 today. And lost $600 yesterday. I'm doing awfully.

>> No.25303715

I paper handed my NET $85 Call (July-21) contract today, and sold at a 25% loss. I think I dun goofed.

Shieeeet - I might buy EoY calls for like $100 and diamond hand till expiry. I need to stop checking it evey day.

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thread is going to die
it's ovah

>> No.25303726

because you keep buying weeklies like a fucking retard, RK has shares and long dated calls

>> No.25303727

How do you keep fucking gme

>> No.25303731

My god. I must profit off this information.

>> No.25303734

Good this thread is trash. Just like UUUU

>> No.25303749

Lawdy masta said if I get to page 10 I be free

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i did too bro i bought januaries last august

but then i became progressively more mentally ill

and started fooling around

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>> No.25303778

>I got an idea for you next thread
Do you need me to do anything or you got this handled?
>But if you get that yacht from my genius idea I get a room on it
Sure thing, fren.

>> No.25303781

at least you understand why you lost all your money

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How does her portfolio beat ours bros what the fuck

>> No.25303789

Weeklies are good for short term moves. If SPY flies up 5% and your stock hasn't moved yet then weeklies can pay off

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>> No.25303832

Up 50%, nigger. We're going to the moon on nuclear rockets.

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>> No.25303840

Will BCRX fall below it's support tomorrow
Stay tuned for the next episode of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25303841


>> No.25303848

Did I dun goofed guys? Halp.

>> No.25303850

When can I buy shares of STCY
Seems like a great ETF

>> No.25303861

An 87x320mm cannon round would pack a hell of a whallop

>> No.25303875

The only place it’s going is back to 2 bucks

>> No.25303880

Any chance you can throw Sephora in there?
My stripper gf was supposed to go buy groceries and I saw a charge come up for about $350 from there

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Good evening, sirs.

>> No.25303901

can you tell me what you did so I dont do the same thing? ive got 1k shares of gamestop left and am hesitant to use any as collateral but the premiums are juicy. can you not buy a leap on the dip tomorrow and just sit on it for a few months?

>> No.25303908

I feel like I need to level my mining skill all of a sudden.

>> No.25303921

Was today the last day that sales apply to 2020 taxes?

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im in february 19 all in calls already

just dont buy weeklys

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>> No.25303989

tomorrow and next day are 2020 too. Gonna be red days of people cutting losses.

>> No.25304003

I need to level my mining. Now.

>> No.25304012

anything today or later settles in 2021, that's why i'm asking sir,

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>> No.25304027

"Well If I were to tell you I would never be let out of this basement again."

>> No.25304080

Ahh, well it goes by transaction date.

>> No.25304088


The day /smg/ died

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Very similar when swapped out with Nintendo. So if you have a stripper gf buy Sephora lvmhf if you have a bit of a nerdy gf get Nintendo

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>> No.25304116

Zm calls?

>> No.25304125

rip thread

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>> No.25304137

Look at its 5 year... this is fucking ridiculous.
Nigger whiskey is owned by the same company as Louis Vuitton and Sephora?
I bet the Jews are behind this.

>> No.25304139

melvin moved their puts to feb '21 @21 you can still make it/some back I bet theres another pop in a few weeks from now like there has been since august

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>> No.25304149

Last post
Everyone below me is the demiurge

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>> No.25304159

Post losses

>> No.25304165

Fuck the jews and fuck the niggers

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down 9% today.

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>> No.25304199

Someone bake wtf

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>> No.25304225

you lazy fucks


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>> No.25304264

Dios mio 300%

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