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>> No.25412386
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I fucking love anime girls

>> No.25412391

>>25412072
A fat tax wouldn't work in the US imo. Trash food is just too cheap to be able to work. This is why even homeless people are fat.

>> No.25412401

I wonder how Microsoft will affect Todd's games. Apparently the former Bethesda parent company, Zenimax media, hated vidya and thought it was dumb. Their board of directors also had a Trump ( I think Donald's brother) in it.

>> No.25412403

>>25412386
Are we doing this again today?

>> No.25412408

when starfield, todd

>> No.25412423
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Average /smg/ anon.

>> No.25412464

>>25412423
>ID
>BBC
kek

>> No.25412512

>>25412423
Didn't he die from the memevirus? These are the young "people" who die. Although covid did kill a Chad named Chad, was a 1 in 1 million case tho.

>> No.25412525

>>25412401
Microsoft actually released some good games in the past that would've been doomed otherwise, thanks to good direction and market sense.
Freelancer comes to mind, which suffered from horrible scope creep and mismanagement, but it turned out to be pretty good once Microsoft stepped in. (Star Citizen is being made by the same guy and look at what a shitshow it is)

They also made Minecraft even better than it already was. Fable, Halo, GoW are all also well made.

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sell all stocks, buy bitcoin

>> No.25412533
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>Girl
>never texts me first
>if I text there's a 50/50 change she will either repond slow or text me constantly for the rest of the day
I really dont get it bros.. Even shitcoins are more predictable at this point.

>> No.25412535

Buy weed stocks. Georgia's senate seats will go to the democrats and the MORE act will pass in the senate shortly after

>> No.25412564

>>25412533
Do you sell puts on this girl?

>> No.25412587

>>25412533
Don't overthink it. Maybe even tell her you met some nice girl and when her jealously hormones step in she wants your dick

>> No.25412590

>>25412533
Sadly the best way to handle women is to ignore then for the most part of show little interest in rather they respond or not. I don't know why women are attracted to this but it's always worked for me.

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>>25412533
disregard 3D women, get money

>> No.25412610

>>25412533
Never texting you first is a big red flag. Truth is that if she finds you attractive, she'll text you to get your attention. She's just using you for attention.

>> No.25412615
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JVA

RECRUITMENT EDITION

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>>25412600
Based

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MARAgang and RIOTers, are you ready ?

>> No.25412658

>>25412590
One of them actually explained it. Apparently they're used to guys being eager to talk to them, so if you come off as aloof, it throws them a curveball and makes you look higher status. Never underestimate how many simps exist.

>> No.25412675
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Is it possible for a third worlder to buy US stocks using crypto? Or am I out of luck?

>> No.25412683

I'm in the hospital ER cause my dick broke. Painful and numb. I just want to trade and take my mind off it.

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>>25412600
Ultimately this

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>>25412683
>t.

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>>25412464
Oh GREAT.

A Black BBC ID...

YO, /smg/, Y UZ not INVeSTIN' in BBC?

U Ain' RACIzT, RITe?

>> No.25412826

>>25412780
I actually fapped for 5 hours straight 5 days ago and I think I did some damage on the inside. Take this as a warning fellow coomers.....

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>>25412826
So 4.5 hours is the limit.

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>>25412302

Any XOM bros around?

>> No.25412877
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>>25412826
>MUH DICK

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>>25412683
I recently went to hospital and they used an abortion machine /smg/ was shilling to find my veins. I wonder if they'll use the same for your dick.

>> No.25412889

>>25412564
She lives in on a different continent all together sadly.

>>25412610
>>25412587
>>25412590
She does text me most of the time
when I post a instastory tho. But I think only like twice or three times did she text me without a pretext beforehand in the last year.
So yeah, I really don't get it.

>> No.25412912

>>25412874
Yup. I hedge my EV stocks with them.

>> No.25412920

>>25412826
I'll never get over the screenshot I saw on king cooms Facebook or Instagram that said "you've become a meme on the internet, pm me if you want help.". The guy didn't even realize that he had ascended the plains of mortal weakness and only needed one thing. Constant satiation via cooming.

>> No.25412934

>>25412877
My balls are so swollen and I feel like I need to cum buckets but I havent been hard for 5 fucking days. My gf tried to give me sucky time last night and literally nothing.
Guess its GG I hope the treatment is suicide

>> No.25412935
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So
When it all averages down , we all agree one is expected to make money by buying shares in the long run. On ultimate statistical average, the share price goes up.
As an example of opposite, we have roulette and sportsbetting, which are designed in such a way that the average, expected result is a negative return on investments (a loss).

Where do options stand? We agree they are far more volatile that simply buying shares. But im not asking about volatility, im asking about average. Where does the average stand - how does it compare to the average of simply buying shares ? Or is it positive average for calls and negative for puts - how do calls alone compare then ?

>> No.25412953

Do you need an economics education to do well in the stock market? I don't know half of the buzzwords used when analyzing stocks and considering variables. I'm a dumb brainlet that graduated in the health industry so no STEM fields for me.

>> No.25412980

>>25412651
damn right

>> No.25412986
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What's the best strategy for a poorfag?

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>>25412934
You definitely damaged something.

ER that shit.

>> No.25412999

>>25412986
Pay off expensive debt.
Increase income.

>> No.25413000

>>25412889
>She lives in on a different continent all together sadly.
Wait a minute. Are you simping for a girl that doesn't even live on the same continent as you?

>> No.25413011

>>25412953
No, you can study by yourself just like most things in life, just do paper stocks trading while doing it so you can actually "practice".

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>>25412953
No
>Financially illiterate medfag
Put your money in a low cost index fund like SPY if you don’t want to do any research and enjoy 10% gain yearly.
If those returns don’t satisfy you, do that and do a bit of reading on Fundamental analysis basics and pick out stocks you know.
Or just avoid all that and join the /smg/ casino and hope to hit it big.

>> No.25413031

>>25412934
There is so much more to life than cooming

>> No.25413047

>>25412935
They're not automatically zero-sum because you can reduce options to a series of hedges with stocks (which will almost certainly happen in the background when you trade options).
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4174846-options-are-not-zero-sum-game

>> No.25413048

>>25412935

>When it all averages down , we all agree one is expected to make money by buying shares in the long run. On ultimate statistical average, the share price goes up.

The problem with this assumption is that something like 95% of stocks underperform US treasury bills. On average you are losing alot of money stock picking because you will be underperforming the risk free return of US treasury bills.

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>>25412953
>Do you need an economics education to do well in the stock market?
I hope this image clears up any further questions.

>> No.25413065

>>25413021
>>25413011

I want to do research. To feel like I have some form of idea what I'm getting into instead of blindly betting on trends. I've already put most of my investments into index funds but want to start with building my own portfolio.

>> No.25413077

>>25413060
>n=1
Not helpful.

>> No.25413088

>>25412999
I don't have any debts though. I'm just wondering what I should do with the little money I already have.

>> No.25413097

>>25412953

no, just learn DCF (it will take you 2 hours) and avoid common investment mistakes like overpaying for growth, letting emotions impact your actions or investing in actively managed funds. If you do you will do fine.

>> No.25413112

>>25412986
75% into
ARKK and TQQQ/FNGU/WEBL

Then take 10-25% of your funds and play into /smg/ meme's like GME and PLTR

>> No.25413122

>>25413047
Insurance is always more expensive in the long term than not using insurance. Options are insurance. Therefore you would make more money holding shares than buying options. Same reason selling options works.

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>>25413077
Here's 2 then

>> No.25413153

Is UUUU done for?

>> No.25413156

>>25413134

Tesla is the most owned stock in India. I wonder how many suicides this bubble will cause.

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>>25412935
It depends. The market on average moves up. Options (or leveraged stock) on average also move up, but even more. The catch is the spread (the risk), and the fact that you can never go below zero. Once you go below zero, you lost.

See pic. Even though the curve creeps to the right, more and more of it is to the left of you having zero money, which in turn skew the average towards zero.

>> No.25413170

KEK, poor child, sounds like you were fucked by these retards and negative rebases

Be smart, participate xETH-G

> 2 rebases per day, no negative rebase, multi-level farming with 7-30 days pool

>> No.25413181

>>25413153
for what

>> No.25413182

>>25413088
Put everything you have after budgetting for the month into BTC

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>>25413065
Probably boomer as fuck advice but I follow Peter Lynch, this paragraph summarises what I felt and probably what you felt:
>” And the single most important thing to me in the stock market, for anyone, is to know what you own. I am amazed at how many people own stocks, they would not be able to tell you why they own it. They couldn’t say in a minute or less why they own it. Actually, if you really press them down, they’d say, “The reason I own this is the sucker is going up.” And that’s the only reason. That’s the only reason they own it. And if you can’t explain – I’m serious, if you can’t explain to a 10-year-old in two minutes or less why you own a stock, you shouldn’t own it. And that’s true I think of about 80% of people that own stocks”

Learn the basics on khanacademy and read a few of Peter Lynchs book. Bottom line is know your investments, you say you’re a medfag so you probably have got better information about that field, do solid FA and pick 2-3 stocks.

>> No.25413191

>>25413122
Read the article. Stop guessing.
>>25413134
a duh

>> No.25413192

>>25413048
That's why you don1t buy 95% of stocks, but an index of "good stocks" like sp500 or nasdaq100.

>> No.25413196

>>25413156
I hope as many as humanly possible. I hate normies and would love to see them get liquidated. Plus musk is an autistic fraud and eventually will get what he fucking deserves.

>> No.25413225

>>25413181
Finished

>> No.25413244

>>25413225
im holding it for the next 5 years

>> No.25413243

>>25413186
I have read his books.
They're completely worthless. Stories about his students and bullshit like that. No substance.

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Tomorrow PLTR will go to 8$

>> No.25413270

>>25413060
fuck it

how much to join her only fans so she can whisper in my ear when I should go all in on BYDDY

>> No.25413278

>>25413134
The plural of anectode is not data.

>> No.25413303

>>25413196

I dont think Musk is a fraud, he has clearly stated that his stock is way too expensive and that his option is not too enrichen investors.

Investors buy anyway and when they end up poor it won't be because of Musk, he literally told everyone exactly what to expect from buying this stock.

>> No.25413314

>>25413243
Because at the end of the day, "investing" is just gambling. The difference is the stock market is rigged by jews rather than italians and native americans like the casinos

>> No.25413320

>>25413191
>Read the article. Stop guessing.
I'm not guessing. The article admits the option sellers are market makers who charge you for offering their services to you. By buying options you can have a higher exposure to the underlying, but in the same way that trading on margin charges you interest for borrowing shares, buying options means you pay an extra for the extra exposure of using other people's shares.

>> No.25413378

>>25413278
Well data is derived from large amounts of anecdotes so I disagree.

>> No.25413381

>>25413303
Then why was he butthurt about short sellers?

>> No.25413386

Bought 1000 shares of MVIS @5,90. How fucked am I?

>> No.25413408

https://www.palantir.com/palantir-gotham/titan/
New PLTR website release.
I'm a data analyst and I'm a bit conflicted. Any thoughts on this ?

>> No.25413437

>>25413381
I genuinely just think that's the autism. The same reason soijack poster makes that one guy sperg out

>> No.25413440

>>25413381

Good question, I don't have an answer but in my mind he is in the clear as he has stated that his goal is not too make money and that his stock is very expensive. That's all you really need to know before investing.

>> No.25413447

>>25413047
>Disclosure: I am/we are long XYZ.
paid shill

>> No.25413462

I've never been more interested in the United States Postal Service

>> No.25413468

>>25413408

PLTR literally going to $83 by EOY 2021

>> No.25413494

>>25413381
His ego couldn't handle people betting against him.

>> No.25413507

>>25413440
Well somebody who was born filthy fucking rich genuinely isn't all that interested in more money anyway. He's interested in the work not the money.

>> No.25413510

how long before AMD stops fucking me and starts making me money? in at 94 average with 200 shares, i want to die.

>> No.25413553

>>25413507
>born filthy fucking rich
I also think that sout african space jew is overrated, but he wasn't born rich, he just got lucky with paypal.

>> No.25413561

>>25413303
Musk made his wealth by scamming stores with paypal.
You really believe he isn't a fraud?

>> No.25413594

>>25413510
about 2 weeks

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>>25412651
Were holding strong!

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>>25413594
what happens in 2 weeks?

>> No.25413648

>>25413561

Maybe he's an asshole but he is not scamming Tesla investors and he's making decent cars.
I'm not too read up on Paypal.

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>>25413507
>men with money and power only want one thing: to work.
>That's why he knocked up the popstar and made their unborn child's naming a matter of public discussion
I would want more money and power, but I guess that's why I'm not rich and powerful

>> No.25413699

>>25413157
i understand.
So according to you and that pic low risk options are on average a better bet than low risk stocks.

It also says high risk stocks are better than low risk stocks in the long run, even though "keep it safe" people go
>heh, dont be like those clowns who invested in that risky stock that failed last week
but thats a different story

>> No.25413704

>>25412525
Freelancer was one of the best games, there is still a small community with modded servers around. I loved this game so much.

>> No.25413707

>>25413553
I thought his parents own diamond mines or something?

>> No.25413712

What is Cohen's business plan for GameStop? There is no reason to go into a store to buy games. Even if you want physical games there's no reason to buy from a particular store instead of Amazon or Walmart.

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>>25413408
>mfw I still have no idea what PLTR does

>> No.25413756

>>25413626
Nothing, I'm just going off the chart

>> No.25413765

>>25412997
I just got a lubey finger up my ass and some doc fondle my junk.
Shill me a meme stock

>> No.25413795

>>25413648
>making decent cars
This part simply isn't true. Consumer reports won't even recommend their vehicles anymore because of how unreliable they are. Doesn't mean he can't make them better down the line but as of now, they're shit.
>>25413679
If you had more money than you ever needed and then some, and we're able to find whatever project you wanted to with no roadblocks, you probably wouldn't really be all that interested in money anymore neither. Your project would likely be your main focus.

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>>25413735
Half the things I buy here because an anon says "line go up"

>> No.25413863

>>25413707
He did not receive a single penny from his parents.

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>>25413712
>What is Cohen's business plan for GameStop? There is no reason to go into a store to buy games. Even if you want physical games there's no reason to buy from a particular store instead of Amazon or Walmart.
I'm a GameStop customer because:
1. Physical games have resale value; this is huge and I don't understand why more people don't realize it
2. Physical games are more fun for my kids to pick out
3. Fuck walmart and amazon

>> No.25413905

>>25413841
>>25413735
They are in the "investor bait" business, like "AI" companies, scam EV companies, or "blockchain" companies in 2017.

>> No.25413915

>>25413841

that's normal, that's also how bubbles are created. it doesn't matter if Teslas valuation is reasonable or not because the people who invest can't spell "valuation".

>> No.25413923

>>25413863
Lol right. I'm sure he just walked into a bank and asked for capital to fund a payment services company. That's not how it works bro.

>> No.25413935

>>25413320
Forget the shares for a moment.
It's the right to buy shares for a specific price at a specific date. There's a fair market price for such an option. If you use Black Scholes all we're discussing is future realized volatility vs implied volatility. Is the option too cheap or is it too expensive? The market maker is playing a numbers game. You might be playing a different game. All in all, this would be a zero-sum game if the stock market has no directional bias. You can make this a win-win situation if at least one party hedges his option position with delta and gamma hedging. The losses get transferred to the stock market. There is no fee.

>> No.25413960

>>25413923
That's literally what he did with his brother with Zip2.

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>>25413863
>He did not receive a single penny from his parents
Yeah I'm sure the banks gave him loans because they saw he was just a nice guy

>> No.25413971

>>25413863
Neither did Dan Bilzerian he just played poker.

>> No.25413977

>>25413899
Gun Gore thread?

>> No.25413987

>>25413314
>Because at the end of the day, "investing" is just gambling
That's not a justification for his shitty book.
In the end, all you do in life is technically gambling because of its probabilistic nature.
>The difference is the stock market is rigged by jews
If that helps you to cope with your losses, then fine.... I guess.

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>LEGO SUPER MARIO commercial on some sort of NuTeenTitans episode vaguely about finance
Yeah Mario fever is going to hit the children of millennials and zoomers hard.
I regret ever taking profits. NTDOY, SNE, TM, and TSM are my new forever-holds. Now I need some Asia Ex-Japan stocks.

Don't neglect your training, anon-kun

>> No.25414003

i didnt sell my GME calls at $22 even though i (was) already up over +100% on them
im too greedy for my own good

>> No.25414004

>>25413899
>Physical games are more fun for my kids to pick out
With the next generation after the zoomers this is debatable. It's entirely possible that they will find physical copies to be for "poor people". Let's not forget children are basically robots designed to do nothing else but consoom, and follow trends.