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25504254 No.25504254 [Reply] [Original]

>Made $1M off crypto
>Nobody wants to be my friend

It was all a meme bros.

>> No.25504286

give me 10k and I'll be your friend

>> No.25504305

>>25504286
this lol

>> No.25504361

install tinder and bee yourself

>> No.25504400

>>25504361
is tinder for dating or for making friends?

>> No.25504423

>>25504254
You really don't want friends who are only for the money.

For networking it would be advantageous to appear to be able to fund things.

>> No.25504444
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25504444

>>25504254
desu, most friendless people you try to befriend end up being disgusting and fucked up weirdos.

>> No.25504446

>>25504400
Tinder is for fucking

>> No.25504527

>>25504444
RIKA-CHAN??? RIKA CHAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.25504869

>>25504254
I’ve got ahold of old friends who are struggling in life and helped them financially. People with families. I have no one. Anyway, it feels amazing changing their lives for the better. Makes me feel like my life had a purpose after all. That said, I’d still be totally fine with dying in my sleep tonight.

>> No.25504931

>>25504869
after you help them financially do they ask you for more money?

>> No.25504945
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25504945

>falling for the money can buy happiness meme

>> No.25504982

So you are not only a millonaire but also have nobody causing you problems.

Congrats desu, you made It

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25504995

>>25504931
>do cockroaches go away if you feed them

>> No.25505032

>>25504444
Couldn't agree more, and I say that as a friendless person.

>> No.25505093

>>25504254
Make $10M and with that money invest in useful people/ "friends" into business. If they owe you everything, you will have loyal friends.

>> No.25505108

>>25504254
Get involved in many things that interest you, friendships will be built organically, don't be creepy or latch onto anyone, less is more

>> No.25505158

>>25504254
I'll ERP with you for money, but only if I like the kinks. idc if you give me $50k, I won't ERP unless it's fun

>> No.25505577

>>25504254
At least the money will pay for the hookers.

>> No.25505721

>>25504869
you are a cuck. how old are you, mane?
join some clubs or start working part time at a boutique you like or something you gotta have a life bruh

>> No.25505759

>>25504254
try being less insufferable

>> No.25506045

>>25504931
Not yet. Everything I’ve read here says that’s going to happen though. My gut says it won’t happen but I’m not going to be shocked if it happens. On gym WiFi now, new ID.

>> No.25506231

>>25504254

i really hope nobody new wants to be my "friend" once i made millions of crypto.

>> No.25506454

>>25505721
I am a “cuck” yeah, they’re not my kids. They’re coming from the same poverty that I did. I’m 38, too late to have my own family so it really doesn’t matter what happens to me. The alternative to helping these people would be me moving to the city alone, that’s the only “selfish” thought I’ve had. Last post, good luck with crypto bros. I’m no master, I’ve just held & continue to hold BTC & LINK.

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25506522

I’ll be your fren, fren. I don’t want your money, but I wouldn’t mind some good trading tips.

>> No.25506599

>>25504254
It's worse than this. You are a different being and stand out from the crowd just with your mindset.
You can't be their friend anymore and have to look for less than the 1% of people with a similar mindset if you want friends now.
You will never meet someone who has a similar history and experience of life and who made it with cryptos outside of /biz/.
Congratulations! You made it! Welcome to the loneliness of kings.

You last hope at socializing with the real world is to survive the yacht party.

>> No.25506764

>>25504869
holy based, impressive stoicism

>> No.25506927

>>25504869
This seems to be a common problem of those who survived the BTC market crash and the following bear market or the simple result of getting scammed at least once due to extreme greed.
We lost our greed in order to make it and protect us from its dangerous effects on our decision making.

This may be our next task after making it.
Recovering a healthy amount of greed.
Did you try to imagine what your absolute perfect life would be if you were a god and everything was possible by just wishing for it? Remove all limits in your minds to what you can or can't do and just envision what the perfect life would be without any limits from your mind.

>> No.25506991

>>25504254
maybe its because you smell anon? try taking a shower.

>> No.25507006

>>25504254
If you ever needed a couch to stay on, or a ride I'd be down

>> No.25507291

>>25506454
Unless you're literally a woman ( no trannies, you're not women ), you can have kids even on your deathbed.

>> No.25507381

>>25504254
Teach me how to do the same and I can teach you to find friends

>> No.25508209

are we already at the stage where we get "i'm rich but still a pathetic faggot" larps posted here? this bull market is pretty neat

>> No.25508316

>>25504286
MODS

>> No.25508456

>>25504254
how bout a boyfriend then. I'll be your loving boywife and you'd let me be a neet and fuck my boipussy

>> No.25508483

>>25504254
Nice blackpill thread. But here's the real blackpill: nobody on this shithole has ever made $1M from crypto. You will NEVER make $1M from crypto.
And if you do you have to pay $350k in taxes lol.
>>25504869
>paying to raise other people's kids
Textbook cuck

>> No.25508568

>>25506454
Reps

>> No.25508695

>>25504286
But you wouldn't be genuine friend

>> No.25508808

>>25508483
>And if you do you have to pay $350k in taxes lol.
Change countries dufus

>> No.25508914

>>25508456
boywives belong to boywives

>> No.25508944

>>25504254
i'm not even at a million and i went from having a ton of friends to barely any friends - it's lonely at the top

>> No.25508951

>>25504254
Give me $1m and I'll be your friend

>> No.25509056

>>25504444
Yep. There's a reason they don't have friends.

That said, like this guy >25505032 I have no friends either.

>> No.25509318

>>25504254
Forget about the money for a sec.
And do hobbies and find genuine people. Most people are stuck with shitty people/no people because of their circumstances. You are not most people now, you can AFFORD to find friends because you don't have to wage. Go out there and get some friends.

>> No.25509440

>>25508808
>Change countries
I'm up $2.24m from btc but i'm a dual citizen of USA and Germany. Is there any way I can get out of paying tax to these long nosed and long fingered freaks?