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ALPP chads only edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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>> No.25566098

FIRST FOR BUYING SPACS SO YOU DONT GAMBLE YOUR MONEY

>> No.25566107

VIX spike tomorrow?

>> No.25566112
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Should I get AMYZF or MNXXF if I'm only getting one?

>> No.25566136
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25566136

Tomorrow there will be some wild swings. Plan accordingly

>> No.25566140

COUV : A Certain Carbon-Ion Battery Company (1/2)

New press after yesterday's (12/28) big run, also includes mention of the other COUV subsidiary Medicevo that sells masks:
https://microcapdaily.com/carbon-ion-of-c-ion-medicevo-the-run-on-corporate-universe-otcmkts-couv/129667/

https://www.bloomberg.com/press-releases/2020-12-16/corporate-universe-to-acquire-carbon-ion-fka-zapgo-battery-ev-technology-company
>Corporate Universe, Inc. (OTC PINK:COUV) is pleased to announce they have entered into a Definitive LOI to acquire Carbon Ion Energy Storage Ltd (or Carbon-Ion Energy Storage, Inc, aka ZapGo, a high technology electric battery development company
>This technology charges 50x faster than lithium-ion batteries
>... safer, faster charging, does not use rare-earth materials and can be recycled at end of life
>The company will ... be moving towards a NASDAQ listing in 2021

ZapGo patents (now owned by Carbo-Ion/COUV):
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-adv.htm&r=0&f=S&l=50&d=PTXT&Query=%22ZapGo%22
https://worldwide.espacenet.com/patent/search/family/061190337/publication/GB2570112A?q=zapgo
http://appft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=0&f=S&l=50&TERM1=zapgo&FIELD1=&co1=AND&TERM2=&FIELD2=&d=PG01

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25566151

Who else bought the SRAC dip this morning?

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25566154

I'm starting a STACY ETF to compete against Auntie Cathie's devious schemes, starting at $10.

I'm going to do DD by keeping tabs on Subreddits, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Whatsapp, 4chan and other forums popular with 20something women. I will purchase positions in products and services that these 20something women use daily. I will dump products and services that these women get bored of and replace it with emergent companies. I believe this is safer than speculating in FOTM tech PNDs and returns are predictable and virtually guaranteed.

Who wants in?

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Good morning I hate BCRX shill and Johnny Trannado

>> No.25566173

>>25566107
I HAVE MY LOTTO TICKETS
LETS GOOO 6 FIGURES ON MY OPTIONS TOMMOROW I CAN FEEL IT IN TUMMY

>> No.25566174

MARA and RIOT puts out to March will significantly gain value

>> No.25566175

>>25566136
I have UVXY 13c for friday. Smart or swap it out?

>> No.25566184

Aahhhhhhhh, sour hour'd

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Is this a cup and handle being formed?

>> No.25566187

>>25566073
Me and my friends used to laugh our asses off at that video I was really disappointed when he got thrown in jail for possession of child pornography

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25566190

CUNNY!
Bobo's are not allowed to cum this thread.

>> No.25566204

>>25566107
Ya I expect a lot of volatility tomorrow. Just saw someone get 6.5m in IWM puts and 500k in SPY puts

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25566213

Clf

>> No.25566216

EHang flying to the moon!! Buy it on any dip if you want to get rich! Going to be bigger than NIO. It's only just begun.....

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>>25566174
I've been gaining 5% every market day for the past month, can the puts make me more than that?

>> No.25566227

>>25566154
What happens when stacy starts buying bitcoins?

>> No.25566234

CLF pumping after hours. So much for cheapies in the morning...

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>>25566140
COUV : A Certain Carbon-Ion Battery Company (2/2)

Old shill YouTube videos from ZapGo:
[YouTube] Zap&Go - Battery safety test (vs. Lithium-Ion) (embed)
[YouTube] Zap&Go - Instant Charging (embed)
[YouTube] Zap&Go - How Zap&Go ultra-fast EV charging works (embed)
[YouTube] Zap&Go - Fast Charging at Filling Station (embed)

Press on ZapGo:
https://www.electricvehiclesresearch.com/articles/16999/zapgo-technology-win-most-significant-innovation-in-electric-vehicles
https://www.theengineer.co.uk/staying-in-charge/
https://cleantechnica.com/2019/02/01/zapgos-carbon-ion-battery-delivers-ultra-fast-charging-zero-degradation/
https://www.offgridenergyindependence.com/articles/14125/zapgo-wins-idtechex-award

Story of ZapGo failing because of previous management, tech was good:
https://www.businesscloud.co.uk/news/what-really-happened-at-zapgo/
>ZapGo failed because they could not raise enough capital ... In my opinion had ZapGo been based in Silicon Valley instead of Oxford, my gut feeling is they would have found it a lot easier to have raised investment.
>ZapGo had some really good technology and talented scientists but the weakest corporate governance I’ve ever seen

tl;dr battery company trying to replace lithium batteries with something safer and with faster charge times goes out of business, tech is acquired by completely different company now, currently OTC aiming for NASDAQ listing within 2021.

COUV has also made significant moves in recent days that could have led to this rally. One of the major moves was that of acquiring a 51% stake in Medicevo Corporation.

Medicevo has come up with a face mask that is meant for killing particles related to COVID 19 as well as other diseases. The product could have significant potential and that could be a reason behind the recent pump.

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25566238

Buy CCX calls for easy money. Its one of the only sub $11 SPACs that also has an options chain. Probably some of the safest options plays youll find.
CCX
CCX

>> No.25566243

>>25566112
Look at the charts. Which one is going to pop. Which one is about to release financial report on what is below their claim. No brainer.

>> No.25566250

>>25566227
The fall of the global market.

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>>25566136
Nah, tomorrow will be comfy.

>> No.25566282

>>25566227
we revert to monkee

>> No.25566288

>>25566154
Unironically a very good idea and would buy

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>>25566213
Why not just buy things that are only green?

>> No.25566297

>>25566140
Sounds like Eestor. Avoid.

>> No.25566299

>last 10 minutes
I’m gonna coom bros, feels good to see green again

>> No.25566312

>>25566151
I quite satisfied with my day, see someone mention SRAC (that I desperately want to come back in), down 10%
>alright let's see if I buy.
>was sub 14 in the morning
>missed it
So mad I still haven't bought, i'm betting on a second dip tomorrow, but that's wishful thinking.

>> No.25566328

>>25566299
>he doesn't trade postmarket

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>>25566140
COUV : A Certain Carbon-Ion Battery Company (2/2)

Old shill YouTube videos from ZapGo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUUKsBBHv6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XUpftExLCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faOp9Gq3qB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrFYpQ2u5yY

Press on ZapGo:
https://www.electricvehiclesresearch.com/articles/16999/zapgo-technology-win-most-significant-innovation-in-electric-vehicles
https://www.theengineer.co.uk/staying-in-charge/
https://cleantechnica.com/2019/02/01/zapgos-carbon-ion-battery-delivers-ultra-fast-charging-zero-degradation/
https://www.offgridenergyindependence.com/articles/14125/zapgo-wins-idtechex-award

Story of ZapGo failing because of previous management, tech was good:
https://www.businesscloud.co.uk/news/what-really-happened-at-zapgo/
>ZapGo failed because they could not raise enough capital ... In my opinion had ZapGo been based in Silicon Valley instead of Oxford, my gut feeling is they would have found it a lot easier to have raised investment.
>ZapGo had some really good technology and talented scientists but the weakest corporate governance I’ve ever seen

tl;dr battery company trying to replace lithium batteries with something safer and with faster charge times goes out of business, tech is acquired by completely different company now, currently OTC aiming for NASDAQ listing within 2021

>> No.25566341

>>25566151
Already balls deep...at 19

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>>25566151
i had to. bags are a little lighter now

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25566360

how do I invest in rum

>> No.25566364

>>25566296
If it's green it's less likely to be green the next day and you gotta buy low and sell high ASAP.

>> No.25566366

Why the fuck is PLTR rising over 5% today? It will drop by 15% tomorrow, right?

>> No.25566373

>>25566238
>absolutely no price action in the last few months
Tell me one good reason I should put money in there

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>mfw tsla finally pops

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25566384

Cannabro here! Super bullish on today. I am waiting for funds to be settled before I can play monopoly again. All my stocks except AITX are up. I'm debating on whether to dump more money Into NCLH or start purchasing PW. or wheel the penny stock ASDN

>> No.25566386

>>25566297
EEStor was an investors fraud from day one. The slam dunk stories from investors were obvious nonsense.

>> No.25566392

>>25566364
I don’t buy them when they’re high just guaranteed to go up

>> No.25566394

>>25566366
I'm betting it raises to 26 before cratering to 21

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25566397

Like everything is up. My spidey sense is tingling. It's going to crash isn't it?

>> No.25566409

>>25566366
>https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/here-e2-80-99s-why-palantir-stock-may-have-a-tesla-problem/ar-BB1csoup

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25566416

I have 300 shares of a NASDAQ-100 ETF, worth about 33.000€ currently
I also have 0.068 BTC, worth about 1.900€ currently

if you were me, would you sell maybe 100 of the ETF shares and buy BTC for it?
I plan on long term investing anyway in case BTC takes another dip after the current bull run

>> No.25566423

GME > COUV

>> No.25566442

>>25566331
>>25566140
as much as I despise you, and would gladly kill you if I ever met you in person soijack poster, I appreciate that you're actually discussing tickers and posting research, for once.
I hope that this is a new leaf for you, and that you continue to quality post

>> No.25566443

>>25566366
seeking alpha said PLTR is revolutionizing how data is analyzed, investorpalace says don’t let the analyst downgrade shake you, and investor watch said PLTR is redefining the sector.
Someone also shared a link about how it won’t crash comes March 15 lockup expiry

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25566454

Why are you not buying steel

>> No.25566459
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>>25566416
I would sell everything and day trade. Go big or go home.

>> No.25566460

>>25566416
buy SRAC and GME instead

>> No.25566472

Another stellar day at AMRS while you fucks argue about meme stocks.

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>>25566366
>sold my pltr bags at open
the bog is real

>> No.25566485

>That last 5min pump on VALE

Give the HUEs your energy /smg/

>> No.25566494

Qcom... More like QCUM LOL!!!

>> No.25566495

>>25566394
That would be perfect for me, I have a sell order at 26 and plan on buying back after the sell-off.

>> No.25566497

>>25566443
This one?
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4390842-palantirs-lock-up-period
How trustworthy is seekingalpha?

>> No.25566500

BUY YOUR UVXY TICKETS TODAY SIRS
RIDE THE VERY FUN RIDE OF BOBO LAND
JUST $100 COULD NET YOU THOUSANDS IF THE MARKET TANKS
VERY FUN RIDE, VERY CHEAP FOR LOTS OF DOPAMINE

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>>25566442
>research
>tickers
Tiny brain. Human behavior cannot be accurately predicted. Just grab a dart board and pick some red stocks out that have solid financials.

>> No.25566523

>>25566454
wtf is this
MT has been crabbing for a while

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25566526

>>25566186
No, its a nigger you dumb fuck and its going to steal your stock

>> No.25566529

>>25566416
no I'd buy TQQQ
I'd but BTC if it went down to 24k maybe

>> No.25566530

>>25566187
Finally somebody knows what video the guy is from. It is still funny as it was when i saw that first.

>he got thrown in jail for possession of child pornography
On the other hand his quote
>moist like fucking young vagina
gets even better

>> No.25566532
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Listen to me you cocksuckers, okay? RYCEY is going to be between eight to fifteen dollars exactly a year from now. I will make eight to fifteen times my money. All of you that think it's going to dip below a dollar never happening. So you can either get on the train or you can miss the train, because we're scraping bottom here. We're about to go, within two months we'll be at three. Within six months we'll be at five. Within eight months we'll be at eight, okay. Within twelve months we'll be at fifteen. So you can either get rich, or you can bitch and whine about how it's a dead company. So I, for one, would prefer to get rich, thank you very much.

>> No.25566540

>>25566186
no

>> No.25566553

>go up all day
>terrified of tomorrow
oh god I can't take this

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25566556

>BABA
>PLTR
>LULU

>> No.25566562

>>25566500
Trump's 4 more years are going to get confirmed tomorrow though.

>> No.25566580

>>25566497
LinkedIn had a similar article on how it will play out, I’ll have to search for the link.
Also Palantir released Palantir Apollo as their third product. They’ve been getting a lot of government contracts. We’ll see what happens Jan 26 on demo day

>> No.25566583

>GME HALTED
GME HALTED
>GME HALTED
GME HALTED
>GME HALTED
GME HALTED
>GME HALTED
GME HALTED
>GME HALTED

>> No.25566595
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>>25566532
You can't keep getting away with this bait.

>> No.25566600

>>25566583
lel

>> No.25566602
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If I put $100,000 into a stock buy order, would it affect the price? And will my order go through easily? I'm a beginner to this and I'm only used to trading shitcoins.

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25566606

>up $1.17 (0.00%)
I'M FINANCIALLY UNCHANGED

>> No.25566617

$HPST $JADA Imagine not getting into these golden beauties

>> No.25566628

>>25566364
your logic is flawed friend.

>> No.25566639

>>25566583
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DO~WN

>> No.25566641

>>25566562
Why do people say shit like this lol

>> No.25566653
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April futures now over 1k with May not far behind. Steel Chads AGMI

>> No.25566658

>>25566073
What do you guys think of SOLO?
They probably won't replace Tesla, but they seem to have growth potential. Their first car looks like shit but the eRoadster looks sick.

>> No.25566663

>>25566606
be grateful
most of the faggots on /biz/ are red

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>>25566532
Listen to me you cocksucker, okay? RYCEY is going to be between eight to fifteen cents exactly a year from now. You will lose all your money holding bags. So you can either get off the train or you can get fucked by it, because we're overvalued here. We're about to go, within two months we'll be at fifty cents. Within six months we'll be at twenty five. Within eight months we'll be at five cents, okay. Within twelve months we'll be at 1 cent. A year later it'll be worthless. So you can either get rid of your bags, or you can kill yourself when Rolls-Royce goes bankrupt. So I, for one, don't give a fuck, thank you very much.

>> No.25566672

>>25566373
Well for one try finding another SPAC close to NAV that has options. All SPACs pump eventually so its merely a waiting game. If you're worried about no price movement just set up some vertical or calendar spreads to profit off theta

>> No.25566677

>>25566442
Do you want to make out, anti-soijak sperg?

>> No.25566680

>>25566583
my whole portfolio just halted, wtf is going on? Is this that coronal mass ejection from the other day finally getting her?

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25566681

>Sold my jagx at 1.00

>> No.25566686

>>25566073
BILIchads we're safe as long as we don't have a candle under 100

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>>25566154
STACY STRENGTH

>> No.25566692 [DELETED] 

>>25566666

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very bearish close

>> No.25566707

Where are my TALO chads? This is the beginning of the bull run baby

>> No.25566715

>>25566602
depends on the stock – OTC shitstocks yes you can absolutely move with six digits, actual companies no

whether your order goes through depends on how liquid the stock is, stocks like Apple are basically as liquid as cash

>> No.25566719

>>25566602
high volume nobody is gonna notice

>> No.25566720

>>25566602
>would it affect the price
Depends on the order book / market cap
>And will my order go through easily
Depends on your order type. Market buy? Yes

>> No.25566721

EHang did better than any EV stock today. Flying over EV's one day at a time!!!

>> No.25566746

Hi r*ddit
Did you buy COUV yet?

>> No.25566752
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>>25566532
This pajeet is going to nigger levels

>> No.25566758
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>Up 10% today
Thank you MARA

>> No.25566759

>>25566653
RISE THE FUCK UP

>> No.25566760

Up 2.09 percent, good day. Took profit on several positions today and left a couple of runners/bags. AMD finally got its shit together which is nice

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>NTLA +9.12%
>EDIT +7.33%
>PACB +6.20%
OOOOO

>he doesn't hold any of these
lmao

>> No.25566768

>>25566746
I try to avoid pump and dumps...

>> No.25566772
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>market red
>i'm red
>market green
>i'm red
>my stocks close in the green
>i'm still red because of fees and exchange ratios

ngmi

>> No.25566782

>entire portfolio green, up over 4%
I'm fucking scared of tomorrow

>> No.25566787

CIRCUIT BREAKER
>CIRCUIT BREAKER
CIRCUIT BREAKER
>CIRCUIT BREAKER
CIRCUIT BREAKER
>CIRCUIT BREAKER
CIRCUIT BREAKER
>CIRCUIT BREAKER
CIRCUIT BREAKER
>CIRCUIT BREAKER
IT'S HABPENING

>> No.25566788

>>25566602
what kind of question is this?
it depends on the ticker and the current order book..
eg. if you were to buy $100,000 worth of shares of apple stock, it would move the ticker like 20 cents at the moment
If you were to buy $100,000 worth of some OTC penny stock, it would move a lot more..
Depends entirely on the order book

>> No.25566806

>>25566772
try investing in your own country pajeet

>> No.25566820

>>25566154
I'm in

>> No.25566821

>GME
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.25566822
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>>25566782
stocks only go up, brother

>> No.25566823

>>25566668
lmao

>> No.25566831
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25566831

Life is suffering
Bought UVXY calls
Simple as

>> No.25566834

Why not just swing trade apple and amazon

>> No.25566844

I'm up 5% with a decent portion of my portfolio in cash in case of any major dips over the next week. Maybe my SQQQ call will be of value.

>> No.25566847
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25566847

Fuck you Goldman Sacks and your fucking double FSLR downgrade

>> No.25566848

>>25566787
I'm up 2.5% today, massive jump after the last week. I'm dreading waking up and checking my phone tomorrow.

>> No.25566859

Up 6% today, not bad, not bad. Scared shitless for tomorrow though. Also, fuck you REITS for not doing shit all today while everything else of mine pumped.

>> No.25566879
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25566879

>>25566772
>stocks I bought today go red
>I double down on them
>they go double digit green after-market
Stupid people shouldn't try to trade volatile assets.

>> No.25566881
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25566881

Where are the CLF FUDers?

>> No.25566889

>>25566834
go for it, let us know how you do

>> No.25566892

Up 4%, my aftermarket is looking pretty red though

>> No.25566909
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25566909

Where's that smug FSLR shill? Do you still think it's better than NEE?

>> No.25566912

>>25566881
CLF to <14 tomorrow

>> No.25566918

>>25566806
I'm not even american and american stocks have the lowest fees. That's just how it is.

>> No.25566924

>>25566909
ded

>> No.25566933
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25566933

>>25566772
Damn how much are you in for fees to fuck you

>> No.25566937

>>25566881
probably jerking off to anime pictures while they lament their room temp IQ

>> No.25566961

>>25566073
>ctrl+f
>wirecard , wdi
>0 results
none of you will make it frens

>> No.25566966

>>25566909
Oh shut thanks for reminding me there was an actual dip

>> No.25566967

Up close to 10 percent today selling my citi calls. Would have been more if I waited. Oh well not complaining. I'm back to all cash. Hoping Bobo does his thing again.

>> No.25566971

>>25566859
OI increase in MFA calls.....yet I aint made a fucking cent on the MFA calls I bought a couple weeks a go. Im getting impatient REIT jews.....

>> No.25566973
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>>25566912
Lamooooooooooooooooooooo

Steel prices are absolutely ripping. Just stop.

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25566979

how did you do today?

>> No.25566986
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25566986

>>25566602
>market buy 100k
>watch as TAfags scramble to justify what just happened
>new uptrend
>market sell all

>> No.25566991
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25566991

have 2k in free money, what do i invest it in

>> No.25567004

>>25566140
Are u that misaka anime electric girl that keeps shilling COUV and say will sudoku if it didn't do as well
Why haven't u sudoku yet

>> No.25567012

>>25566889
I did. I just pulled out every time I was up 5%

>> No.25567017
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25567017

I don't know if I can ever recover from this one bros...

>> No.25567018

>>25566991
>>25566973
CLF when it goes to 13.80

>> No.25567023

>>25566979
>i made a g today
>but you made it in a sleazy way

>> No.25567025
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25567025

>>25566961
Why would we want to buy the Enron of Germany, when we can have Tesla?

>> No.25567028

>>25566979
Up 22% but I don't think it will hold through tomorrow

>> No.25567039

>>25566595
it's actually out of date, I now own one RYCEY

>> No.25567061
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25567061

CLF MARK MY WORDS YOUR DAY OF BLOOD SHALL COME -10% AND I WILL BE THERE TO BUY CHEAPIES SOONER THAN YOU THINK

>> No.25567064

>>25566991
OXY, FANG, PLUG

>> No.25567067
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25567067

>>25566986
>market buy market cap
>rub jew hands
>stock crashes
>buy all the stock
>pump the stock above what you originally bought in for
>dump eet
big boy billionaire tactics

>> No.25567073

>>25566909
>go silent for weeks while NEE crabs and FSLR pumps
>fake one day dip on a Jewish analyst downgrade
>act smug
You're still obsessed with comparing two completely different companies, you're still retarded, but now you've also proven that you're autistic as fuck. Take your meds.

>> No.25567076

>>25567004
Hey man, I understood about 50% of that sentence because I have touched a vagina before and am not a gigantic manchild. I am not that.....misaka anime electric girl......

I do know the other COUV shill partakes in the childfucking animation culture

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>>25567061

>> No.25567086
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25567086

>theyre still holding

I laugh at this stock every day

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>>25566991
Buy a mountain bike and go out, you will enjoy it 100x than shitposting here with pajeets shilling you and you will lower your exposure to 4chin

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>>25567017
okay nevermind i just had to refresh my browser

also my ID says SH*T haha lol!

>> No.25567118

>>25567061
If you buy sooner than we think, then you're not buying the bottom.
Why would you do that?

>> No.25567119
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25567119

>as much as I despise you, and would gladly kill you if I ever met you in person soijack poster

>> No.25567120

>>25566532
But your father sleeps with your wife tho

>> No.25567128

>>25567061
You’ve had fucking months fuck off NOW you wanna get in after seeing it go up. Have you seen fucking hrc prices?

>> No.25567131

>>25567119
How do you think he would kill me if he met me in person?

>> No.25567136

>>25567086
Kinda weird this is more expensive than GME

>> No.25567152

i just want to hold a girl's hand brehs

>> No.25567186

>>25567061
I’m not afraid. I’ll still be well up even with a -10% day.

>> No.25567194

>>25567136
GME has twice as many longs as it has shares because of the short selling, the price is all kinds of fucked

>> No.25567196

>>25566190
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T UTZ RISING COMFORTABLY

>> No.25567202
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25567202

Why is CLF better than MT?
Shill me so I can dump all MT and buy CLF

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>>25567152
Why? Boy hands are better. Go gay or go home.

>> No.25567228
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25567228

>>25567073
>implying I am the same anon
I just remember both of you arguing. Also
>implying either company is worth investing in

>> No.25567230

>>25567004
I'm up more than 100% on it so I don't see why I would sudoku
Buy COUV and watch cartoons btw

>> No.25567238

>>25567202
pls go back

>> No.25567241
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>>25567061
We will NEVER go below $13, mark my words. CLF is a $25 and above stock from this month onward.

>> No.25567251

>>25567152
I'll hold my wife's hand when i get home, for you

>> No.25567259

>>25567116
>also my ID says SH*T haha lol!
No, it says SHIT, not SH*T
NU SHIT even, that's you, nigger.

>> No.25567265

>>25567202
You’re too late

>> No.25567269
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25567269

>>25567196
UTZ is always comfy, $40 EOY

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25567282

Nigs

>> No.25567288
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>>25567076
PND play usually do multiple personas so technically u are a fagit

>> No.25567306

>>25566140
>>25566297
>>25566386
>>25566331
>>25566442
>>25566507
>>25566677
>>25567004
>>25567076
>>25567230
Couv is a Pennystock P&D

Zapgo is a fictional technology still run by the same management and have recently changed names. They are Barting the stock up at the same time they released a LOI. It's literally just a scam. They scammed an EV maker out of $2 million recently

>> No.25567313

>>25567282
JUST the nigger I was looking for. What are you holding scoops?

>> No.25567318

>>25567152
We all do. I am chatting with a girl and sent her a message earlier and later realized that it could be taken as that I think she is dumb, so I wrote her that it was aa stupid joke and to ignore previous message.

Feels strange to finally try to get to know girls at 26. But I dont expect that it might pan out. If yes, good. If not, well, atleast I made friend or something. Or not.

>> No.25567323

>>25567282
That’s actually really bad. Even blue stocks have gone up 150% since then

>> No.25567329

>>25567282
what happened in september

>> No.25567340

WHEN HAS ANYONE EVER LIED ON A LETTER OF INTENT.
BUY COUV.

>> No.25567357

>>25567269
When to buy back in, I sold my calls two weeks ago and it hasn't dipped enough yet to buy more

>> No.25567391

pssst BBBY is what STACYs move on to when they're married and spending chad's money

fuck even my technologically illiterate mother has been constantly buying shit online from them

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>>25567061
CLF is NEVER going below $14 ever again.

>> No.25567441
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25567441

Hello my friends, just came to say that my portfolio is looking pretty green today and I hope yours is too. My tesla stock has gone up by 100 dollars and my etc has gone up 20 dollars. I think I might donate some to charity today and I hope that you can find it in your heart to donate some too, have a nice day!

>> No.25567453
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25567453

>stricter travel measures in germany
>people aren't allowed go more than 15km from their home, except for work
>investment agreement with china = scam inevitable

how do I short germany?

>> No.25567456

>>25567329
the market crashed
scoops is in leveraged etfs like SPUU
so any dip you are seeing is overall market dip

>> No.25567462

>>25567318
>sent her a message earlier and later realized that it could be taken as that I think she is dumb
was it autism?
fwiw i recently did this too. However, I never followed up with an apology

>> No.25567487

Guys WTF I CANT TRADE.
WHAT THE FUCK??
WHAT THR FUCK I CANNOT TRADE. ARE WE HALTED???

>> No.25567501

cgc

>> No.25567508
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>>25567313
I’m kinda picking up this thing where I churn QLD puts.
I liked it because “chad limit buy”, but I’m starting to wonder why I’m doing this instead of just holding the underlying.
I’m also exiting my FNGO position for WEBL due to the recent discovery that FNGO contains chink shit. I would’ve liked a 2X, but I really liked the growth on FNGO and FNGU

>> No.25567516

>>25567441
Based!

>> No.25567528

>>25567453
Long Kebab

>> No.25567557
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>>25567391
>STACY ETF
>MILFS ETF

WHO WANTS IN?

>> No.25567568

>>25567318
>later realized that it could be taken as that I think she is dumb, so I wrote her that it was aa stupid joke and to ignore previous message.
Big rookie mistake. Always double down on calling out bitches. Assert dominance, because as soon as you show weakness she'll get someone else and take pleasure rubbing it in your face. Women aren't people, they are property, unfaithful and sadistic properties. Treat them as such.

>> No.25567615
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25567615

strap in, boys

>> No.25567622

Friendly Reminder Qcom 164 EoW.

>> No.25567626
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>>25567357
It should have another turning point in a few weeks, my call buys didn't go through today, hopefully it goes down more tomorrow. I would buy in by the end of the week.

>> No.25567627

>>25567269
If it dips I might buy, largely because I live just down the street from their factory

>> No.25567630

>>25567329
The little one day spike? No idea. I think it happened over the weekend and is the result of some kinda low liquidity anomaly like you’ll occasionally see in after hours.
It’s literally for just one day, right around August 17th.

>>25567456
>SPUU
I do SSO instead of that one, but I’ve added it to my ETF list for later investigation

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>>25567568
This
Women were created by God as glorified Fleshlights for men to enjoy at will. They are programmed for it. It's hardwired in their sad underdeveloped brain. "Unwilling" is just playing hard to get and signalling higher morality. It's like Japanese whores in JAVs yelling and crying for the camera to signal that they are not in fact whores. But they all crave cock. Especially non-whites craving COLONISER BVLL cock.

>> No.25567653

>>25567508
Thanks. My parents want a super boomer portfolio. So I scared them by telling them I'll consult the resident nigger on where to put their money.

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Good job on all those who bought CHEK at the top pseudo science and X ray pill is definitely true u autists

>> No.25567673

>>25567487
I’m a nigger

>> No.25567674

>>25567557
What else would go in a MILF stock?

>> No.25567713

>>25567641
Whites are the devil

>> No.25567737

>>25567626
I'll keep an eye on it then, what strike and date are you thinking?

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25567745

have you apologized yet /smg/?

>> No.25567750

>all those retards bragging they sold UUUU "before the dump"
kek

>> No.25567774

>>25567641
Actually white people are all gay and have an iq of 20 majority of the fags are carried by the success of the minority u retarded virgin

>> No.25567776

Do I short TQQQ tomorrow or take out calls expiring next day

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>>25567664
How do I invest in twinks?

>> No.25567798

Feels good to baghold cryptominers

>> No.25567803
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Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into its feed chute.

You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.

The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.

Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.

The sensation creeps up on your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.

The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glands, begging for nutrition.

You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.

Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of its 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.

>> No.25567814

>>25567462
Yes, a little bit of autism. Never diagnosed, but when I look back at my childhood and how I behaved, I am definitely on spectrum.
But I will see how it goes with this girl.

>>25567568
>>25567641

Like okay, I realize that if you take shit from a girl, it is bad, and you should have boundaries/limits/not be pussywhipped, but also I think if you are honest and generally positive, it is better than to think like you.

But maybe I am naive, idk.

>> No.25567818

>>25567131
with his bear hands

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>>25567745
It's my smallest position but it's back in my portfolio after many months of neglect

>> No.25567838

>>25566530
i think his sentence is almost up

>> No.25567848

>TSLA green dildo after hours
what the fuck happener?

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>>25567803
oh my

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>>25567501
I buyed because of you! You better not fail me!

>> No.25567903

>>25566140
>Carbon Ion Energy Storage
Yeah okay, what is the energy density compared to lithium-ion?

>> No.25567904

>>25567737
DONT MAKE FUN OF MY NAME

>> No.25567929
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25567929

*cracks*
*sips*
Today I YOLO'd KR LEAP calendar spreads.
If KR realized a modest sector-average P/E of around 15 that would put it in the 50s.
KR has a low IV Percentile and is about 15% above its March 2020 lows.
If either price or IV increases any time within the next 2 years I make a good profit, and it is near historical lows in both categories.
The CEO seems like a good man; he started at the bottom stocking shelves, bagging groceries, and running the register.
People are always going to need groceries even if they're sick, poor, or unemployed and Kroger is the biggest, oldest, and most established.
They've been around since the 1800s so they aren't going anywhere.
They're already employ union workers so they wouldn't be disrupted by labor rights like Amazon.
They're headquartered in Cincinnati, Ohio so they probably save a lot of money on cost of living compared to Big Tech.
Everything else seemed overpriced and if the stock bubble pops or stops growing then KR would be less affected since it's not overvalued.
There could be a world-ending mutation with a 50% fatality rate and 90% unemployment rate and people would still need to get their groceries from somewhere.

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>>25567391
>17.94% divvy

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>>25567848
I'm sure if you want some actual info from people who actively trade TSLA you'd best head to wsb

>> No.25567938

>>25567653
Good luck, fäm

>> No.25567959

>>25567898
what anime is this from?

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>>25567792
$CATH
Invest in the little boys

>> No.25567969

Still in ALPP but sure feels to start like a PnD dammit.

>> No.25567976

>>25567929
Could go for bang's rootbeer myself right now

>> No.25567992

>>25567903
Much greater kW storage capacity per dollar compared with lithium. Approximately twice the storage capacity, or about half the price for the same kW capacity

>> No.25567994

>>25567814
Just think about what you were told when you get burned.

>> No.25567996

>>25567848
BioWeapon Defense Mode for the Model Y in China

>> No.25568005

>>25567241
CLF CLF CLF

>> No.25568006

>>25567931
always check the payout ratio when you see a ridiculous dividend like that

>> No.25568015

>>25567904
I'm not I have my own name, dumbass

>> No.25568030

are currency hedged ETF's a meme? should i just buy a US listed ETF with USD?
im a leaf btw

>> No.25568034

>>25567259
i'm not new, I just wanted a (you) so thanks
green id is a fat bonus
buy jr gold stocks

>> No.25568051

>>25567959
Sabagebu! OVA Special Mission
EP#OVA/OAD 00:04:47

>> No.25568056

>>25567932
what happened to /smg/?
did everyone blow up their accounts?
I remember people frequently posting AMD ryze up posts and TSLA reactions, non of that in the last threads either

>> No.25568063

>>25567814
all women are whores you idiot

>> No.25568073

>>25567898
Please don't post this gif. It's hypotic.

>> No.25568090

>>25567938
What anime on Netflix has the best anime titties?

>> No.25568116

>>25568030
consider buying a CAD denominated US ETF because the USD is eating shit – HQU is a good option

>> No.25568137

>>25567932
>anime pedo
>doesn't trade TSLA
pottery. it brings me great joy to know you will be forever poor

>> No.25568139

>>25568056
Everyone is moving on to the commodities cycle once the TSLA run up has been exhausted

>> No.25568157

>>25567803
Octopus are known to kill themselves
It would probably commit sudoku before it started a cock-milking routine

>> No.25568163

>>25568090
BoJack Horseman

>> No.25568180

>>25567929
Cant remember the last time i had me a Bargs.

>> No.25568186

>>25568090
Miraculous Lady Bug

>> No.25568234

>>25568116
sure but the CAD is just as worse if not worse than the USD.

>> No.25568239

>>25567969
Honestly, for me, it feels like when I was in NIO like a year ago, I was really excited for the company and I had like 1000 or something of it. for like 2,5 average. But then there was covid and generally bad news about the company, so I sold for a minor profit, but I am kicking myself for that to this day.

The same is for me now for ALPP. I think the company has a great potential to be good and I have unironically the same excitement for it. But I could be wrong, the whole state of company and stock price could be pnd and I am retard.

Time will show whether I got myself into PND or not.

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>>25568056
yes, do you not remember all the threads of march, so many people gone, so many people replaced
>>25568137
yeah i'm poor, but unlike the 90% i know how to trade, also ew not anime pedo just wanted to bonk pepe

>> No.25568303

>>25568234
If Biden goes full retard we could end up back at par for the first time since 2009

>> No.25568316

>>25568139
>once the TSLA run up has been exhausted
big sign to throw in my entire life savings tomorrow, thanks anon.

>> No.25568325

Did you guys hear we're in the middle of a 100 year pandemic? The anti-microbial properties of silver are going to send it soring to $200 per ounce. You should be buying silver while it's still affordable.

>> No.25568344
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>>25568090
>What anime on Netflix has the best anime titties?
Oh man. That’s a tough question.
Limiting to Netflix though?
Probably kakegurui

>> No.25568348

>>25568180
Had a cold one of Borqs with my lunch today actually

>> No.25568349

>>25567848
https://www.streetinsider.com/Analyst+Comments/Tesla+%28TSLA%29+PT+Raised+to+Street+High+%24810+at+Morgan+Stanley/17784710.html

>> No.25568356

some analyst from CNBC shilled GME as a top stock to buy in 2021 lmao

>> No.25568360

I've been long CNH short USD since April. Gonna rennounce my citizenship and marry a Chinese woman. CCP will hire me to be a double agent and spy on the US.

>> No.25568375

>>25567992
I don't believe it. Lithium-air is currently the highest we know of and that's theoretical.

>> No.25568379

>>25568325
You're an idiot. Do you think people are going to run out and buy silver for anti microbial reasons when alcohol exists?

>> No.25568387

>>25568325
>Spoofs your futures contracts
Nothing personnel kid.
t. JPMorgan

>> No.25568388

>>25568356
wtf I didn't know CNBC gave good advice

>> No.25568392

No biggie, tsla just pushing to 750 after hours

>> No.25568425
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>> No.25568427

>>25568379
can confirm, I couldn't find everclear for less than $100/bottle in March

>> No.25568448

>>25568356
oh my god im gonna cum

>> No.25568476

>>25566483

Who’s rare pepe

>> No.25568477

>TSLA
wtf was that

>> No.25568498

>>25568427
That's crazy. Did you also live in northern canada or something?

>> No.25568511
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>>25566483
>niggers

>> No.25568547

>>25568392
Just bought some yesterday, why did I never invest in thos normie shit before? It literally never goes down.

>> No.25568555
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>>25568511
Welfariel

>> No.25568565

Anyone holding any silver mines?

>> No.25568575

>>25568498
Canada yes, but not the crazy north parts. People just kept buying up every high test alcohol because hand sanitizer and rubbing alcohol were sold out. Did you sleep through March or something?

>> No.25568583

>>25568477
/biz/ chairman Elon preparing to make anime real for all the degenerate weebs here just for the keks

>> No.25568591

So what ever happened to Jim Chanos? He kept saying short TSLA was only a small position, but even a 3% of AUM short back when he was FUDing the stock would have blown up his entire fund.

>> No.25568614
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25568614

>746.26 in youre path
heh, nothin personnel, kid..

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>>25568555
This is great.
Today was a good day.

>> No.25568681

>>25568575
That's crazy even for Canada that is expensive.
>Did you sleep through March or something?
Well I did in the sense that I had a really bad Xanax addiction from February through June so I don't really remember any of that

>> No.25568704

>>25568614
ugh...is it too late to get in.

>> No.25568708
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>>25568547
The (((msm))) convinced you not to

>> No.25568709

2021 off to a great start

>> No.25568711

>>25568591
There are plenty of short sellers that have been BTFO by TSLA. Just google short seller TSLA. AFAIK Michael Burry recently shorted TSLA.

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>>25568477
morgan stanley just upgraded them

>> No.25568742

>>25568051
thx anon-san

>> No.25568746

>>25568681
Oh, let me jog your memory then friend
https://youtu.be/2rRIqrWuYy4
March was fucking wild

>> No.25568808

>>25568239
Nio was listed already.

>> No.25568826

>>25568746
March was peak comfy

>> No.25568841

>>25568746
All this does is talk about toilet paper going missing. I don't see how that has to do with alcohol prices.

>> No.25568853

>>25568708
Elon saying he sympathizes with anti-GlObAlIsTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Eom24I989o&

>> No.25568890

>>25568841
I'm not gonna call you a liar but that video is 23 minutes long and has a 24 minute long sequel, and I posted it less than five minutes ago, so I don't think you actually watched it

>> No.25568894

>>25567737
Been hoarding 12/17 $17.5c for a while now.

>> No.25568917

>>25568711
the fact that michael burry shorted TSLA makes it even more of a bullcase for TSLA. the dude literally just got lucky shorting like an autist back then.

>> No.25568954

>>25567994
>>25568063

Okay, guys, girls are not generally good, but definitely generally not as bad as you think.

>> No.25568986

>>25568738
Clown world.

>> No.25568988

>>25568890
I am 4:33 in and its just talking about toilet paper bro what is your point here what was the point of talking about booze in march. i could access vodka just fine when i would take a bunch of xans

>> No.25569011

>>25568709
Love it already

>> No.25569028
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>tfw looking at tsla AH moon while holding a couple Jan 25 @710c

>> No.25569034

>>25568954
g*rls are even worse than jews, may Allah forgive me, they are as bad as albanians

>> No.25569041

>>25567462
>Never apologized for calling a woman stupid
Based

>> No.25569066

749.. let’s gooooooo!!!!

>> No.25569073

>>25568954
Unless you find a Unicorn, they're all shit for the most part to varying degrees

>> No.25569097

>TSLA $750.00
oh boy, Morgan Stanley just made it zoom

>> No.25569099

>>25568988
well every store in Canada was sold out of hand sanitizer so crafty Canadians bought every bottle of booze stronger than 80 proof for use as hand sanitizer, driving prices up dramatically

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>>25569034
Idk man... Abby Shapiro is changing the way I fap

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>>25567967
>those holdings
So much wasted potential.

>> No.25569115

>>25568986
Nope, you’re just a midwit

>> No.25569139

>>25568954
Only asian girls

>> No.25569191

>>25566107
That was yesterday.

>> No.25569195

>>25569099
That is insane i wonder why the demand for hand sanitizer went up so sharp

>> No.25569196

>>25568711
>>25568917
blah blah blah the market can stay longer irrational than you being solvent etc etc

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>>25569195
>i wonder why the demand for hand sanitizer went up so sharp

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25569288

What's the best place to check up on stocks? I'm just using yahoo finance right now but idk if its the best

>> No.25569335

>>25569280
? Why did it? Just makes you think of these weird market mechanisms, like arbitrary increase in hand sanitizer supply leading to an increase in high proof spirits

>> No.25569345

>>25569195
because of the coof, retard; literally everything that happened in March was coof related

>> No.25569348

>>25566107
yes, spike down

>> No.25569352

>i buy some
>line go down
>i buy more
>line go down
>i buy more
>line go down
>i hodl
>line go up
>i profit

simple as.

>> No.25569369

>people actually doubted CLF Chad
fucking toppest of keks

>> No.25569391

>>25569345
What the fuck is the coof you monkey, speak english

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25569404

Guys I've been reading all these classic books on investing and NONE of them even mention PLTR or GME.

How fucked am I?

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25569406

>>25569288
google

>> No.25569415

>>25569391
The Kung flu you niglet

>> No.25569454

>>25569288
I use stocktwits to check prices and market status

>> No.25569471

>>25566173
Fuck why didn't I buy some lottos. Just gonna pick up some uvxy shares instead I fuckingggggg guess

>> No.25569475

>>25569406
someone fapped to this image

>> No.25569479

>>25569415
OH there was a bad flu so people tried to sanitize. Goddamn i really did take too many xans through 2020

>> No.25569485

>>25569391
Wu Ping Cough
Sichuan Sleeping Sickness
Kung Flu
Winnie the Flu
Chinkiepox
etc etc

>> No.25569521

>>25569479
>there was a bad flu

is this guy purposefully being retarded?

>> No.25569522

>>25567838
Heh, I think he was with those guys doing podcasts or something too, so I doubt they will invite him again.

>> No.25569538

>>25566691
Dont forget SNAP

>> No.25569541

>>25569475
Better than anime

>> No.25569551

>>25569406
this is not the original picture. someone added a cat in the window.

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>> No.25569559

>>25569369
It’s my biggest holding. I figured clf tranny will lose 200,000 and I’d only lose a little bit

>> No.25569563

>>25569521
You fags are the one making weird chink jokes with the flu. Why cant you fags speak normally

>> No.25569614

>>25569541
>there are billions of people in the past have never seen or fap to anime

that's awful

>> No.25569622

>>25569554
Fuck yeah pump my wm!!!

>> No.25569633

>>25569554
>GME
OH BABY A TRIPLE

>> No.25569647

>>25569554
>Waste Management
>holding literal bags of trash

>> No.25569671

>>25569554
>waste management
funnily enough, someone told me told me to become a garbage man yesterday on these threads after deciding tech wagies and trade wagies are fucked

>> No.25569688
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>>25569563
Okay, just in case you actually just woke up from a coma and aren't retarded from all the Xanax and booze. In December 2019, China accidently released SARS CoV 2 (later known mostly as "the coronavirus") from the Wuhan Virological Institute through poor handling of bat carcasses. This disease quickly spread around the world while China instituted Nazi Germany tier authoritarian control to stop the spread inside China (while purposefully exporting it). They also bought up all the masks and gloves in the world in December, but refused to acknowledge the disease was even contagious until Feburary. The World Health Organization was complicit at every step.

>> No.25569712

>>25569671
Yeah, be one. Like me.

>> No.25569736

>>25566073
>>25566073
>>25566073
New
>>25566073
>>25566073
>>25566073

>> No.25569745

>>25569521
That answer was actually pretty sane. It's just a bad flu.
Just because the NWO treats it like the fucking plague and uses it as an excuse to lock you in the pod and make you eat insects doesn't mean it's actually the plague.
It's just a cough.

>> No.25569758

>>25569475
yeah, me

>> No.25569766

I COULD OF BOUGHT TESLA AT 330 and I bought FUCKING APPLE

>> No.25569804

What biz thinks about abnb? When to buy?

>> No.25569812

>>25569736
Anon, I...

>> No.25569828

>>25569073
>believes unicorns still exist
You must be 18 to post here

>> No.25569872

>>25569766
Same. Apple was $99 when I bought it pre split at least.. I’m done betting against Tesla. So much opportunity cost from avoiding it and so much actual loss from shorting it. I learned an expensive lesson and now I’m in the Tesla cult

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>>25569671
>PE 32
Whoa nelly, slow down. I like my recession-proof value plays. $KR.

>> No.25569884

>>25569804
Buy when Trump wins
Short when biden wins

>> No.25569885

Women are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

>> No.25569914

>>25569766
Time to throw out the ETF'S and buy tesla.

>> No.25569940

>>25569688
Bullshit.

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25570015

According to my data of stocks between 2013 and 2018, stocks start high and end low every monday in January.

>> No.25570021

>>25569914
It can’t possibly go up that much higher

>> No.25570024

>>25569882
It makes sense though.
>US population keeps growing
>importing more and more immigrants
>China stopped accepting our garbage
>we can't just burn it because of regulations

lets face it there's always going to be trash

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LET MY GRAPH BE A WARNING. DONT EVER BET AGAINST TESLA LINE ONLY GOES UP

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25570073

posting in the last smg thread

>> No.25570084

anyone gonna make a new thread or are we doomed to post here forever?

also: when are we getting lockdowns again? what do i get ready to invest in to profit from them? did whoever makes clorox or toilet paper go way up in value at the time at all? if biden is gonna fuck the country i might as well profit from it like a pimp.

>> No.25570092

>>25569940
Nah, his reconstruction of events is pretty much accurate. Close enough for macro and biotech investing purposes anyway.

>> No.25570098

>>25569872
What you need to learn is there is no tsla cult, but there is an anti-tsla cult perpetuated by “journalists” who seethe that Elon won’t kowtow to their marxist wokeness

>> No.25570108

>>25570039
>1 month

>> No.25570115

>>25570084
We're going down with the thread

>> No.25570144

>>25570108
>7k erased in 3 days

>> No.25570159

fresh bread

>>25570142
>>25570142
>>25570142
>>25570142

>> No.25570167

>>25570024
The city I used to live in switched to Rumpke last year because I guess Waste Management wanted too much money to renew the contract. The first pickup day was a shit show because I guess Rumpke can't pick up the WM-branded ones that people lease.

>> No.25570171

NEW
>>25570142
>>25570142
>>25570142

NEW
>>25570142
>>25570142
>>25570142

>> No.25570181

>>25570159

Let's keep posting here, fuck you retard.

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