/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.25614472]

the duality of cheapies edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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[Anonymous No.25614510]

[Anonymous No.25614543]

>>25614472
Damn I go wageslave for fucking 3 hours and I come back to this shit of a market and stupid ass D.C. news

[Anonymous No.25614555]

>>25614472
>Meanwhile on cnn
People aren't wearing masks

[Anonymous No.25614560]

BUY SHARES AND WARRANTS OF STABLE ROAD ACQUISITION COMPANY (SRAC)

BUY SHARES OF KTOS

LOAD UP ON CHEAPIES, THANK YOU MAGA MOB

[Anonymous No.25614566]

why is no one setting anything on fire?
what the fuck you lazy fat fucks

[Anonymous No.25614567]

YOU ES AY

[Anonymous No.25614568]

You best have sold anon. Wouldn't want to be wagie wojak forever would you?

[Anonymous No.25614572]

BUY NIO CHEAPIES, GUYS, TODAY'S PRICE IS 53 OR 54

[Anonymous No.25614573]

>the protesters are basically a sea of neckbeard $@yboys
This is what you get when you turn them into a shitposting meme. They will rise up

[Anonymous No.25614575]

>today was the day I chose to invest thousands of euros in US stocks

[Anonymous No.25614584]

I NEED A SHILL - SOMETHING WITH PROMISE

ILL EVEN TAKE PENNYSTOCKS AT THIS POINT

MAKE HASTE

[Anonymous No.25614586]

>They won't do anything
>lol hundred people there
>OH NO THEY ARE IN THE CAPITOL BUILDING OHHHHHH NOOOOOOO THIS IS TERRORISM OH MY GOOOOOOD SHOOT THEM ALLL

[Anonymous No.25614590]

NASDUM BREAKING SUPOPRT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.25614593]

>Shepard Smith- "A bloody woman is being carried away from the Capitol, and the DOW is up over 400 points"
kek

[Anonymous No.25614600]

are things gonna dip further

these cheapies aren't cheap enough

[Anonymous No.25614601]

>>25614584
ALPP

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.25614605]

Guys... I told you! I told you Pence wasn't going to count the votes! HAHAHAHA!!!!! 14 more years!

[Anonymous No.25614604]

my sides

[Anonymous No.25614611]

HERE WE GOO

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[Anonymous No.25614614]

>>25614584
NIO NIO NINIO NIO NIO NIO NIO NIO NIO NIO NIO NIO NIO NIO NIO NIO O NIO NIO NIO

[Anonymous No.25614626]

THEY SHOT A WOMAN IN THE CAPITOL
>THEY SHOT A WOMAN IN THE CAPITOL
THEY SHOT A WOMAN IN THE CAPITOL
>THEY SHOT A WOMAN IN THE CAPITOL

[Anonymous No.25614627]

just pump AMD to like 96 again one more time so i can get out. im so sick of this political bullshit ruining everything even though the company is fine.

[Anonymous No.25614631]

BURGERS WTF ARE YOU DOING THIS BETTER NOT EFFECT MY STOCKS

[Anonymous No.25614635]

>>25614584
SRAC

THEY MAKE SMALL SPACECRAFT TO DEPLOY AND SERVICE SMALL SATELLITES

[Anonymous No.25614636]

SO MANY CHEAPIES AND I'M NO CASH

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[Anonymous No.25614638]

SPY PUTS??!?!?1?

Y/N/

[Anonymous No.25614646]

>>25614604
based

[Anonymous No.25614650]

>>25614638
I've made 1k in the last hour swinging SPY puts

[Anonymous No.25614654]

Is CLF Chad in DC right now?
PEACE BE WITH YOU, CLF CHAD!!!

[Anonymous No.25614655]

>>25614584
uranium

[Anonymous No.25614658]

The market goes up on blood sacrifice. Let's hope it gets what it wants today.

[Anonymous No.25614661]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D9kZnUtO0o

[Anonymous No.25614665]

>BUY CGC DUDE WEED LOL"

[Anonymous No.25614668]

>>25614584
OPTI is my comfiest hold today

[Anonymous No.25614675]

WHY HAVE YOU NOT PURCHASED SRAC AND KTOS

[Anonymous No.25614679]

BUY GHIV.
It is now below $12 - this is a super steal at $11.74
$18 within two weeks

[Anonymous No.25614691]

>>25614604
Bullish

[Anonymous No.25614698]

guys that's like the confederate flag
like open a history book jfc

>>25614658
>uk goes into hard lockdown
>best start of the year in a decade, banks up 7-10%
>us sharts the bed
>markets are euphoric

[Anonymous No.25614703]

Just a reminder that this will be over in a few hours and indices are not even at the vwap yet

[Anonymous No.25614705]

>>25614604
Fucking whites

[Anonymous No.25614714]

>>25614604
lmao

[Anonymous No.25614725]

>>25614679
Where do you get the $18 number from?

[Anonymous No.25614726]

America you are embarrassing the west...

[Anonymous No.25614732]

All these retards scared the Horse! She's scared now :(

[Anonymous No.25614740]

>TWO PEOPLE SHOT 1 IN NECK 1 IN CHEST
>WOMAN SHOT IN NECK
>TWITTER VIDEO PART 1
>https://twitter.com/TaylerUSA/status/1346913549898149888?s=20
>PART 2
>https://twitter.com/TaylerUSA/status/1346913859102253056?s=20

[Anonymous No.25614754]

>>25614726
Go invest in your country then. We'll wait.

[Anonymous No.25614764]

I really hope Biden uses this event to round up all MAGAtards and send them to enslavement camps.

[Anonymous No.25614765]

>>25614740
>not one (1) death
ok...?

[Anonymous No.25614767]

>>25614698
Exactly. More deaths = more gains. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.25614768]

Capital agents shot protestors. LEXINGTON AND CONCORD LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S OUR TIME

[Anonymous No.25614775]

>>25614510

[Anonymous No.25614782]

>>25614732
nigger it's still up 5% on the day put your pants back on

[Anonymous No.25614787]

>>25614705

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.25614788]

>>25614740
They should put a tourniquet on her neck wound.

[Anonymous No.25614800]

>>25614725
The merger deal is valued at $16.1 billion
6% of the shares = 0.06 times $16.1 billion = $966 million cap
Current cap = $624 million
$966 - $624 = $342 million
$342 / $624 = 54%
1.54 times $11.74 = $18.07

[Anonymous No.25614807]

>>25614604
nice

[Anonymous No.25614810]

>>25614768
Getting more bullish by the minute.

[Anonymous No.25614811]

Opened a second DeGiro account.
Best % gains here senpai

[Anonymous No.25614816]

>>25614775

[Anonymous No.25614819]

>>25614788
I'd put my dick in her neck wound if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.25614822]

[Anonymous No.25614823]

Buy BABA

[Anonymous No.25614824]

>>25614788

[Anonymous No.25614825]

Fucking Americans I lost 2k in the last two hours. Third world country faggots

[Anonymous No.25614830]

>>25614740
Fucking scared faggot cop
she’s definitely dead

[Anonymous No.25614839]

Remember to buy the dip goys, Goldman needs more liquidity to cash out

[Anonymous No.25614840]

Where will the trumpers be in a few years if this out burst is their OWS moment?

[Anonymous No.25614842]

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.25614843]

just bought comfy bayer and linde longs

[Anonymous No.25614846]

>>300554686

kek

[Anonymous No.25614847]

>>25614740
>>WOMAN SHOT IN NECK
hahhahahahah, roastie gets toastie

[Anonymous No.25614852]

Fuck why did I buy today

[Anonymous No.25614857]

>>25614819
Same but all the way out of her mouth.

[Anonymous No.25614856]

>>25614782
Ya but my calls aren't up as biggly now

[Anonymous No.25614858]

>DGLY premiums
holy shit, thats gold right there

[Anonymous No.25614864]

>>25614825
Absolute niggers, every single one of them.

[Anonymous No.25614866]

>>25614740
Why would they shoot live rounds there when there's heavily armed cops around aswell? That's just weird

[Anonymous No.25614868]

>>25614811
kanker nederlander

[BCRX Shill !Ly7MRw0CGU No.25614872]

DC police shot and killed an unarmed woman.

Is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.25614876]

>HAPPENING
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[Anonymous No.25614878]

>>25614822
MY.WAR.

[Anonymous No.25614879]

[Anonymous No.25614882]

>>25614800
>The merger deal is valued at $16.1 billion
By who?
Have any of the other spacs achieved their merger deal target?

[Anonymous No.25614883]

It's so funny a Russian psyop and memes literally made these people think they are fighting some invisible world wide enemy and saving the country. When in reality they themselves are the ultimate traitors and unamerican trash

[Anonymous No.25614884]

>>25614816

[Anonymous No.25614888]

I tried to get you all to buy the CX dip, and no one listened - listen to me now about the GHIV dip
>>25614679

[Anonymous No.25614890]

>>25614868
Kanker Amerikanen bedoel je

[Anonymous No.25614894]

>>25614740
>Storm a federal building
>Get told to stay back numerous times
>Shocked when you're shot by a federal agent

??????

[Anonymous No.25614896]

I am so fucking mad my gains from this morning are GONE. ALL. GONE

[Anonymous No.25614897]

>>25614858
I desire to fuck that anime

[Anonymous No.25614900]

>>25614872
Probably bullish for PLTR

[Anonymous No.25614902]

>>25614884

[Anonymous No.25614904]

>>25614740
How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.25614915]

>>25614866
Act like niggers, get the anti nigger response.

[BCRX Shill !Ly7MRw0CGU No.25614916]

>>25614764
>biden supporter wants ccp rule in america

Color me surprised.

[Anonymous No.25614919]

>>25614876
He's next

[Anonymous No.25614929]

>>25614879
PLEASE LEAK THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.25614938]

The Founding Fathers knew that the government is SUPPOSED to be scared of the governed. That is why the 2nd Amendment is necessary. Government is not scared of constituents who don't have weapons. Government has grown too big and powerful outside of the intentions of the Founders. Unironically this has been a long time coming and D.C. needs to be purged and restart with legitimate representatives.

[Anonymous No.25614946]

>>25614876
He better put on Black face and flee his Capitol soon

[Anonymous No.25614950]

ALPP

also
>uncle, where were you when bunch of american faggots stormed capitol, got shot and just got fucked?

>I was sitting at my computer 10k km from there drinking suba libre and got drunk as hell

[Anonymous No.25614952]

>>25614872
its the peak performance of bravery and duty and what they've been training their whole lives for with a pension you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.25614959]

There's only gonna be more terrorist attacks after this. Strap in buddies, it's gonna be a long ride.

[Anonymous No.25614969]

GHIV calls are on fire sale boys!!!!
load up before its too late!!!!

[Anonymous No.25614971]

>>25614879
I bet she likes bananas eheh

[Anonymous No.25614977]

>>25614882
https://www.corpmagazine.com/features/cover-stories/united-wholesale-mortgage-going-public-in-16-billion-merger/
>9.5x companies income of $1.7 billion
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-united-wholesale-mortgage-m-a-gores-h/united-wholesale-mortgage-plans-spac-ipo-in-merger-with-gores-holdings-idUKKCN26E1SA
>Have any of the other spacs achieved their merger deal target?
Yes, the Gores group has a great track record
read the first paragraph here >>25614679

[Anonymous No.25614980]

>>25614902

[Anonymous No.25614981]

>>25614879
time to invest in UFO stocks

[Anonymous No.25614984]

This is almost as comfy as March, but not quite there yet, we need some more IRA style explosions

[Anonymous No.25614987]

>>25614858
Are you selling? If so what play?

[Anonymous No.25614992]

>>25614959
more riots too in retaliation to this.

what to buy?

[Anonymous No.25614994]

>>25614879
THIS is how you do it. Take fucking notes antifa fags.

[Anonymous No.25615001]

How fucking inept are the DC police holy shit

[Anonymous No.25615008]

>0.5% down on the daq
heh is that all you got bobo?

[Anonymous No.25615011]

>>25614740
I am so happy, hopefully more tards who stormed the building with guns get lit up

[Anonymous No.25615013]

>>25614879
Not just that, hundreds of unsecured bags have entered the capitol. The building has been compromised.

[Anonymous No.25615018]

>>25614872
DC police being scardely faggots is nothing new. It's crabbish.

[Anonymous No.25615020]

>>25614915
Fuck off cracker

[Anonymous No.25615022]

Look at the /pol/ sticky theres a vid of the girl getting shot

[Anonymous No.25615027]

>>25614879
2 weeks of Darkness incoming

[Anonymous No.25615029]

>>25614984
Are we already forgetting the very obviously organized and targeted IRA style attack in Nashville?

[Anonymous No.25615031]

>>25614980
based

[Anonymous No.25615042]

Buddies like I'm not shilling I'm being serious, 10 year yield just broke resistance which is super bearish for equities, along with all this shit happening at the White House. We're about to have a circuit breaker day soon, get your shorts in now frens plz

[Anonymous No.25615041]

>>25614896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMkkfuSizc4

[Anonymous No.25615053]

The test results came back, boys

I'm GHIV positive

[Anonymous No.25615054]

>>25614888

[Anonymous No.25615056]

>blink
>stock drops 0.10%

[Anonymous No.25615057]

And you fags didn’t think there would be a dip. Kek.

[Anonymous No.25615066]

>>25614872
I would shoot and kill an unarmed toddler if I felt they were a threat to my life. Calling bullish, buy now.

[Anonymous No.25615070]

>>25615029
That's what I'm saying I want more, and it's very obviously being memory holed like Vegas

[Anonymous No.25615077]

>"""""""""""Iranians"""""""""" crash plane into migachuds
>kill x % of migachuds
>bronald gets broad support to fuck with Iran

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-threat-air-traffic-control-general-qassem-soleimani-revenge/

[Anonymous No.25615086]

>>25614915
Okay, point out the time a nigger got shot by a police when trying to breach a building using nothing but their bodies trying to force their way in. Take last year riots as an example when cops were literally tear gassed and swarmed by bricks/rocks. This is just a security guard or something that freaked out

[Anonymous No.25615089]

>>25614740

[Anonymous No.25615091]

I was up 6%, I'm up 4% now.
Whatever is happening, I don't mind. I'm still good in green.

[Anonymous No.25615094]

ISRAEL IS LEAVING US
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

[Anonymous No.25615096]

MARA is doing just fine

[Anonymous No.25615100]

>>25615042
yields are the only thing that looks bearish right now which is mildly freaky desu

how much cash should be in fiat versus crypto? right now most of my cash is crypto

[Anonymous No.25615103]

>>25615077
I'm still waiting for something to come from this as well

[Anonymous No.25615110]

>>25614788
i did that in military training

[Anonymous No.25615116]

>>25614823
I'm doing it. The US is an embarrassing shitshow. Unorganized low energy rioters able to take the capitol, pussy cops not able to even manage them. Holy fuck, even 80 years old rioters in my country manage to have more energy in their punch to hit cops than these faggots, and cops don't hesitate to retaliate and send them to the cemetery without making a pit stop at the retirement home. It's pitiful to see Burgerland in such a sorry state. Were are your crowds of confederates, where are your fucking guns you're so proud of? Where are your armed forces you're so proud of? Both sides are pitiful.

[Anonymous No.25615118]

>>25614584
BFARF. Buy before the news hits. They are about to make an announcement of what they plan to do with the $20 million USD that they just raised

[Anonymous No.25615120]

long DC hair salons

[BCRX Shill !Ly7MRw0CGU No.25615121]

>>25614879
>inside pelosi office
>haircut appointment email folder
>thank lgtbq comments

KEK

[Anonymous No.25615123]

How can you sift through the memes and actually find good investments
I don't want to be burned on memeshit but I'm tired of watching CLF trannies go parabolic

[Anonymous No.25615126]

>>25614584
AUNFF, MARA, RIOT, SAND

[Anonymous No.25615129]

Riot live stream one person has a pepe mask kek

https://dlive.tv/austinzone

[Anonymous No.25615130]

>>25614987
thinking about selling uncovered calls and legging in on a lower strike when premiums go down

[Anonymous No.25615132]

wow exciting good job burgers

[Anonymous No.25615136]

>magatard protestors caused my stock to crash

[Anonymous No.25615137]

ANON I WARNED YOU TO BUY AMMO. WHY ARE YOU BUYING STOCKS?

[Anonymous No.25615144]

>>25615011
No one did you cock sucker. Capital agents shot people.

[Anonymous No.25615151]

>>25615096
Bought more calls desu

[Anonymous No.25615156]

Uuu was halted for massive upswing

[Anonymous No.25615157]

I bought soxl and spxl because muh ta said so. I dunno. Money held aside fir tqqq if/when nasdaq demonstrates it's not feeling the sell off.

[Anonymous No.25615162]

Liberals: DEFUND THE POLICE

Also Liberals: NOOO POLICE STOP THESE CHUDS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[BCRX Shill !Ly7MRw0CGU No.25615163]

>>25615121
piss, forgot to upload photo

[Anonymous No.25615165]

>>25615123
not right now son.

[Anonymous No.25615172]

>>25615116
Why do you think there's a large number of us just wanting to come back to Europe at this point

[Anonymous No.25615175]

Bought RGR on the last day of 2020. Because I had some spare cash and had just received a gun from my father. And after today I am very happy with that decision.

[Anonymous No.25615180]

>>25615123
DYOR on every meme ticker you see shilled, use finviz.com and openinsider

I like to look for low debt levels, insider buying, and good forward earnings growth

[Anonymous No.25615181]

WE DID IT BROS MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[Anonymous No.25615183]

>>25615130
Yea, gotta move quick. I;m just buying the 100 shares @$4 and selling the $5 strike. Ridiculous

[Anonymous No.25615182]

>>25615100
I would pull out. Read in between the lines fren, we're about to get fucked. The politicians control the money printer.

[Anonymous No.25615186]

>>25615137
Why is this shit going down when guns are mooning? Makes no fucking sense.

[Anonymous No.25615190]

FUCKING BASED BOOMERWAFFEN
NIGGERS RIOTED FOR 6 MONTHS GOT NOTHING
WHITES RIOT 1 DAY AND GET NATIONAL GUARD DEPLOYED

[Anonymous No.25615193]

>>25615137
already have 2000rds of .22 wmr and boxes of 9mm

[Anonymous No.25615192]

Missed the 9% jump in both CLF and SSL by full selling yesterday, I feel so fucking retarded I actually want to rope, not over the money but for having such inferior understanding of markets. The only silver lining is I sold UUUU high too and waited until just now to rebuy. I'm uncomfortable buying over 4 on UUUU, especially since a lot of times it follows that with brief sub-3 the next day, so we'll see if I get double bogged or what.

[Anonymous No.25615195]

cops george floyd'd a white woman hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahaha back the blue am i right boys

[Anonymous No.25615198]

>>25615132
Bullish

[Anonymous No.25615201]

It's all my fault UUUU Chads, I bought this morning.

[Anonymous No.25615206]

>>25615144
>Capitol Agents shot people
And??

[Anonymous No.25615211]

KEK

[Anonymous No.25615215]

As happy as I am to see politicians get their shit kicked in. Trump supporters ARE going to be put on lists done by PLTR right? Bullish for PLTR

[Anonymous No.25615216]

>>25615181
worst than blm to be honest

[Anonymous No.25615222]

>>25615137
Charts for swbi, vsto, and rgr were saying buy yesterday. I didn't. I regret.

[Anonymous No.25615235]

>>25615215
we've all been on lists for a long long time anon

[Anonymous No.25615236]

government's fucking useless
hail capitalism
notice nobody's storming the nasdaq 100
golden bull run has begun

[Anonymous No.25615241]

Honestly, what is the US coming to? is the capitol going to get raped by trump supporters?

[Anonymous No.25615242]

Does this mean that the electoral college didn't meet and all that good stuff?

[Anonymous No.25615244]

Bitcoin doesn't care about niggers chimping out

[Anonymous No.25615249]

FUCKING MAGATARDS
MY PORTFOLIO IS DYING

[Anonymous No.25615248]

>>25615206
You're next.

[Anonymous No.25615253]

>>25615121
>Pelosi nudies folder

please god

[Anonymous No.25615259]

PLEASE PUMP INTO CLOSE AND DONT FALL FOR THIS MEME PROTEST

[Anonymous No.25615260]

I honestly don’t know why those armed capitol police officers inside the congressional chamber didn’t just keep firing after the first woman got shot
Like the seal has been broken just empty the clip my man. They can’t take your badge twice.

[Anonymous No.25615261]

>>25615182
What if I still think Joe Biden will be inaugurated, and that Janet Yellen will unleash trillions in BRRRRR?

[Anonymous No.25615264]

>>25615215
r*ght wingers aren't capable of terrorism
even the mahomadans have been terribly embarrassing lately

[Anonymous No.25615276]

>>25615183
got distracted but still got in roughly on time, thats free money right there

[Anonymous No.25615280]

Any cheapies?

[BCRX Shill !Ly7MRw0CGU No.25615283]

>>25615162
It really is an illness.

[Anonymous No.25615284]

>>25615241
>Honestly, what is the US coming to?
This was a long time coming. Been on a downward spiral since 63. The whole world is laughing.

[Anonymous No.25615286]

GHIV it to me

[Anonymous No.25615288]

>>25615253
desu pelosi is more foxy than an 80 year old woman has any right to be

[Anonymous No.25615289]

>hedge portfolio with UVXY calls
>portfolio still green despite drop
>UVXY calls up 150% as well
neat

[Anonymous No.25615295]

>>25615096
I only own mara and gbtc, I’ll just keep holding and buy more if it dips

[Anonymous No.25615299]

>>25615163
For people spending an excessive amount of taxpayer's money, they sure have shit tools. Everything is cheap as fuck in that pic. I wonder where the money actually goes...

[Anonymous No.25615307]

Tencent bros...

[Anonymous No.25615310]

>>25615264
>who is ted kazyinsk

[Anonymous No.25615313]

>>25615241
Nah, top leadership are all bought-out. Any mid level leadership gets pretty efficiently coopted or shut down. This tantrum will accomplish exactly nothing.

[Anonymous No.25615314]

Umm bros

[Anonymous No.25615318]

>>25614754
My country is actually making me more money than any us stock. Europe pumped 50% during the last weeks

[Anonymous No.25615319]

I bought more GHIV cheapies

[Anonymous No.25615327]

>>25615241
Nothing, this will be over soon

[Anonymous No.25615342]

>>25615310
yeah, like 30 years ago, dipshit
just like towelheads - they used to be capable of doing shit a while back

[Anonymous No.25615343]

>>25615314
Guess we're going to be putting that theory of "but if black people do it it's bad" from the whiny nigger last thread to the test, huh?

[Anonymous No.25615344]

>>25615314
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

[Anonymous No.25615345]

>>25615314
DAS RITE

[Anonymous No.25615348]

>>25615314
DAS RITE

[Anonymous No.25615349]

>>25615222
>>25615284
>>25615283
>>25615261
>>25615260

Let's talk about it maybe in a separate thread, and talk about the market's spasms in this thread?

>>25615243
>>25615243
>>25615243
NOT NEW

[Anonymous No.25615354]

All MAGAtards need to be strung out to hang outside Capitol Hill to be made an example of. Unpatriotic and Unamerican

[Anonymous No.25615364]

>>25615054
>>25614679
>>25614888

What is the time frame for the price increase of the shares? Assuming the merger does go through, how sudden will the price increase from 11 to 18 (in order to meet your valuation) happen?

[BCRX Shill !Ly7MRw0CGU No.25615366]

>>25615299
They left so quickly the computer wasn't locked, nor did it auto lock after a certain period left unattended.

>They scared

[Anonymous No.25615370]

>>25615180
Thanks for the tools, chief
I don't want to be spoonfed, I just want to have a better method of selecting investments with growth potential

[Anonymous No.25615374]

>>25615349
fuck off with your incomplete thread

[Anonymous No.25615378]

Guys look at the volume for GHIV 8/20 calls!!

[Anonymous No.25615379]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D9kZnUtO0o
REDPILLS LIVE ON AIR

[Anonymous No.25615380]

>>25614740
In fairness, the police so far have been lenient against people who are attempting to violently overthrow the government.

[Anonymous No.25615386]

>>25615280
GHIV get it quick below $12
super cheap atm

[Anonymous No.25615387]

>>25615349
shut the fuck up incel

[Anonymous No.25615391]

>>25615343
if they set random shit on fire they're niggers, if they steal documents and upload them to archive sites they're based kangz

>>25615349
/smg/ always turns into a happening thread when a happening effects the market, how new are you

[Anonymous No.25615395]

>>25614472
>was +6% today
>barely green now
fuck you, I'll get some cheapies but I wanted this to be my super green day

[Anonymous No.25615396]

>>25615190
Whites will never be better then blacks stop grasping at straws

[Anonymous No.25615400]

>>25615386
Target price?

[Anonymous No.25615401]

>>25614994
>25614994

IM NOT A BURGER BUT THIS REEKS OF FALSE FLAG

[Anonymous No.25615402]

National Guard coming in

[Anonymous No.25615408]

Is it possible to turn $500 into $1000 by swing trading?
I mostly have shares in AMD, MSFT, NVDA and AAPL for growth, but I figured why not try to grow faster with a relatively small amount of money?
Been here since March, and so far I've only managed to get a 10% profit by selling at retarded times or waiting too long to sell (Fuck the June crash).

[Anonymous No.25615413]

holy shit SWBI.
I wish i had bought. Why did I ever doubt weaponry stocks?

[Anonymous No.25615414]

[Anonymous No.25615420]

>>25615314
what side are they on?
the few black israelites i've known had an extreme distrust of the government

[Anonymous No.25615422]

Bitcoin just broke 36k

[Anonymous No.25615428]

Bitcoin mooning

[Anonymous No.25615438]

>>25615314
White boys fittin’ to catch an ass whooping lol

[Anonymous No.25615439]

>>25615395
I'm still up 2.85% idk what garbage people are buying that's tanking, my only two red stocks are KTOS and SRAC and I'm more than happy to buy both

[Anonymous No.25615448]

>>25615400
18-20 in two weeks

[Anonymous No.25615456]

>>25615276
Same, selling a bunch of $2.5 puts now. When it gets assigned that will average me down to the range, and I'll have basically a $3 VIX proxy

[Anonymous No.25615458]

>>25615408
Nope, you cannot, definitely NOT possible. You vill own nothing and you vill be happy, you cannot do zis, so do not ask.

[Anonymous No.25615465]

>>25615448
Neat. I just bought some shares below 12.

[Anonymous No.25615467]

>>25615366
You would think they have badges that they need to insert to their computers with a PIN in order to access their account. Can anyone just set up on a congressman’s computer? This should be like a first step in OPSEC

[Anonymous No.25615470]

Roastie got what she got deserved.

[Anonymous No.25615471]

buy DGLY!!!

[Anonymous No.25615477]

>>25615364
Imo, it's going to trend up from here (with some minor dips) up through the merger
On January 12 Mat Ishbia (CEO of UWM) is giving a presentation where he'll likely give earnings, which should be a big day for GHIV
After that it'll be less than week to the merger, and it'll be pumping from that
Note: GHIV has already gone from $11.74 in my original post >>25614679 to $12.03 currently

[Anonymous No.25615481]

Markets gonna pump hard tomorrow after it becomes clear its fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.25615483]

I hope you are buying the civil war/revolution/magatard dip fellow bulls. Remember it is not about the money it is about sending a message.

[Anonymous No.25615485]

2x with sqqq and didnt use my full portfolio fuuuuck

[Anonymous No.25615487]

>>25615396
Of course they'll never be better after blacks, that would imply blacks were at any point ever good in the first place

[Anonymous No.25615490]

how did you do today despite the shitfest after 1200

[Anonymous No.25615506]

>>25615299
Looking at the bezels it's quite new.
Those office phones cost a small fortune for companies.
Same for the keyboards and mice.
Office equipment is always wayyy overcharged

[Anonymous No.25615521]

>>25614472
HALP

[Anonymous No.25615525]

anybody use this?
https://sampom100.github.io/UnusualVolumeDetector_Dynamic/

[Anonymous No.25615529]

>>25615490
I broke even

[Anonymous No.25615532]

What a souvenir

[Anonymous No.25615544]

check out the delta on the longest dated MARA leaps, over $8 dollars otm but still near 80 delta. fuckin spicy

[Anonymous No.25615547]

>>25615163
>[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.25615553]

For some reason PLTR doesn't seem to benefit from the event, but MARA is POOMPING

[Anonymous No.25615561]

Why does fidelity's app go down all the tine?

[BCRX Shill !Ly7MRw0CGU No.25615573]

>>25615532
kek

[Anonymous No.25615577]

>>25615490
up half a percent

[Anonymous No.25615582]

>>25615379
HERE'S JOHNNY

[Anonymous No.25615583]

BTC broke 36k

MARA and BTBT pumping hard

[Anonymous No.25615589]

DOOM BULL OF THE APOCALYPSE HAS ARRIVED ON THE FIELD

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.25615590]

>>25615490
I am down cause Tencent ( the only chink stonk I own) is going down too.

[Anonymous No.25615592]

[Anonymous No.25615593]

>>25615100
weren't you holding UNFI what happened with that
just average up on TSMC. Im thinking of averaging up myself because my 120c 1/15 are at risk of getting assigned at this rate

[Anonymous No.25615595]

>>25615544
I brought this up before, but someone reminded me that IV affects the delta of far OTM calls. Either way, I bought 2023 25c and am up 30% on those.

[Anonymous No.25615596]

>>25615544
Check IV. I got a handful of these with average of $3.05

[Anonymous No.25615599]

>>25615532
What an embarrassment

[Anonymous No.25615600]

do i go all in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.25615601]

>>25615477
would you recommend purchasing calls expecting the merger to be passed?

[Anonymous No.25615602]

>>25615532
This is how you loot. Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.25615614]

>>25615544
What are you talking about nerd?

[Anonymous No.25615620]

>>25615553
Bitcoin is mooning right now, that's probably why 36.2k at the time of this post

[Anonymous No.25615622]

>>25615553
PLTR worked with Dominion so jews are dumping out of fear by association.

[Anonymous No.25615625]

Wondering if I should sell half my stuff now. Was up a large 8% today and I feel like shit is gonna get worse from here on out.

[Anonymous No.25615626]

MY GAINS
my GAINS
WHERE DID MY GAINZ GO

[Anonymous No.25615635]

BOBO SPOTTED IN THE CAPITAL!!! EXIT ALL MARKETS

[Anonymous No.25615637]

Glowies are pulling out all the stops today. Every play in the book is in use.

[Anonymous No.25615641]

>>25615490
I'm back up above +3%. I haven't even put pants on today.

[Anonymous No.25615648]

>>25615592
>what are coordinated attacks
god what a bunch of boring cunts

[Anonymous No.25615653]

>>25615532
Nice

[Anonymous No.25615665]

>>25615596
>average of $3.05
impressive, very nice

[Anonymous No.25615674]

>>25615490
Up 14% thanks to CLSK.

[Anonymous No.25615671]

>>25615532
lmao

[Anonymous No.25615680]

They raided an electoral vote meeting, this shit doesn’t stop today.

[Anonymous No.25615684]

>>25615490
Think i survived the dip

[Anonymous No.25615685]

Guys get in on NTR before market close

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.25615690]

>>25615532
This man needs to fuck so he can tell his grand kids what a bad ass he was.

[Anonymous No.25615703]

>>25615532
Why is Branson taking that with him?

[Anonymous No.25615705]

>>25615490
up $100

[Anonymous No.25615707]

>>25614679
Just bought 500 shares. You better not disappoint anon.

[Anonymous No.25615709]

>>25615481
Yes man, believe this shit, people lost all their confidence in the US, Europoors and Asia will sell probably

On the other hand clown market can continue, cause... POOMP it

[Anonymous No.25615716]

>>25615641
I'm at -1% even though I own CGC.. snowflake is fucking killing me :(

[Anonymous No.25615717]

it's over....

[Anonymous No.25615721]

>>25615593
I dropped UNFI because I had low conviction on it and better plays came up, I was only really holding it because a dude in a youtube chat mentioned it desu

I've been thinking of averaging up on TSMC, it's definitely the best company in the world right now

[Anonymous No.25615725]

*sips*
Yup, even in a civil war and the collapse of the republic, people still gotta buy food, and the largest grocery store is currently trading at a P/E of 8.59.
Long $KR.

[Anonymous No.25615734]

CLOSE THE MARKETS ALREADY MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.25615742]

>>25615665
You better not do me wrong
my coombrain bought CGC calls at your behest!

[Anonymous No.25615743]

>>25615601
The IV is pretty high at 135%
You could buy calls, just if you do buy them for like March so that you don't get raped by theta
I also wouldn't buy higher than $15 strike, even $15 strike is pushing it as you'll break even at $16.28
$18 is fair price of GHIV, and it may not reach that (as everyone knows it's the fair price, so may sell before it hits that)

[Anonymous No.25615757]

>>25615481
They were already pumping on the downfall of the USA, so it's actually something but at the same time you are right about the pumping

[Anonymous No.25615770]

>>25615599
Shut up nigger. You guys got to loot Nike's for a year. Give the man back his tax dollars.

[Anonymous No.25615778]

>>25615544
i just coomed anon

[Anonymous No.25615783]

>>25615717
This has to be fake lmao

[Anonymous No.25615784]

Hahahah these faggots are legitimately scared of the constituents showing their displeasure in the building THEY own. You have these assholes shaking in their suits. They deserve much worse.

[Anonymous No.25615793]

I didn't buy SWBI the other day, who did? You fucking genius, I know someone out there bought SWBI.

[Anonymous No.25615800]

>>25615596
When did you buy them fren? Did you get the 25c?

[Anonymous No.25615801]

>>25615544
Am I hearing that MARA leaps is the play for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.25615803]

getting a bad feeling about not selling my BABA bags before close

[Anonymous No.25615805]

I'm back to almost 6% at close. WTF market.

[Anonymous No.25615806]

>>25615635
DAMNIT BOBO!

[Anonymous No.25615808]

TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED
TRADING HALTED
>TRADING HALTED

[Anonymous No.25615809]

God I fucking hate pol

[Anonymous No.25615819]

>>25615665
>>25615544
who is this made 4 Massive White Dick madame?

[Anonymous No.25615825]

>>25615808
NOOOOOO WTF WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.25615832]

what are you guys even buying that's red

[Anonymous No.25615837]

US cucks

[Anonymous No.25615840]

Nvidia stock tanked today, presumably because the UK announced they would investigate their acquisition of Arm.

Is the stock still worth keeping, or jumping ship on?

[Anonymous No.25615856]

>>25615808
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.25615858]

>>25615809
>rent free

[Anonymous No.25615862]

>>25615832
I have been buying AAPL, TLS and SNOW

[Anonymous No.25615871]

>>25615809
get fucking rolled on tranny /pol/ owns this website

[Anonymous No.25615874]

>CNBC telling us what Jamie Dimon thinks about this development

[Anonymous No.25615888]

What are we going to do against the American subhuman and gains goblins?

[Anonymous No.25615892]

>>25615707
I really think that you got a great deal if you just bought below $12
It is still a risky stock to be in as a SPAC - imo, if you see it go down further between now and the 12th do not panic sell
We are now only 2 weeks out from the merger vote, 2 days later it should go through
If it doesn't work out, and we all lose money, I'm very sorry - just trying to share the research that I've done and help anons take advantage of the dip

[Anonymous No.25615894]

>>25615874
keep us updated

[Anonymous No.25615908]

Decided to do my final rounds of the day. What the fuck happened to KO? It was doing just fine back in December.

[Anonymous No.25615910]

>>25615874
oy vey it's literally anuddah shoah

[Anonymous No.25615911]

>>25615874
More influential than Trump or McConnell at this point

[Anonymous No.25615917]

>>25615648
>>25615592
>what are false flags
Emergency state incoming, journalist will talk about filing the population on their political belief and the left will talk about muh gun bans.
It's all a poorly crafted trap.
The MAGA crowd is based for this event, but don't you dare thinking the establishement didn't know it was coming and didn't prepare to swing it around to profit from it.

[Anonymous No.25615920]

Gains cut in half, still up 60%, thanks PDT rules very jewish of you

[Anonymous No.25615921]

[Anonymous No.25615927]

>>25615801
You’re like half a month too late.

[Anonymous No.25615935]

>>25615871
unironically where all the /b/tards went when it opened and why /b/ is a wasteland of tranny porn now

[Anonymous No.25615945]

>social media trying to blackout
wew mustve been some good stuff on those computers in there

[Anonymous No.25615948]

TQQQ back to 170 too.

[Anonymous No.25615952]

shepard smith is a retard "darkest day of our country" lmao

[Anonymous No.25615954]

>>25615921
...Et tu.. Pence?

[Anonymous No.25615964]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .12%, chaos across tha board! VIX down, that's good! Gold down, that's bad! BMRN up, that's good! BABA down, that's bad! Energy up, that's good! Considering adding a lil tech during this precipitous drop, still want to add materials too, ratty pls advise on copper. Financials seem too high, GS I still see u above that monthly band.
No idear about the riots, gotta say I'm overjoyed that the senate is scared tho. Wonder what the disguised agents in the crowd have to be thinking, I was just reading a book on riot control last nite kekkies

[Anonymous No.25615970]

>>25615935
pretty much

[Anonymous No.25615987]

>>25615920
This

[Anonymous No.25615989]

>>25615964
Only up 6%. I should have never doubted the bull. I cry every time.

[Anonymous No.25615994]

>>25615952
He sounds like the biggest asshat right now

[Anonymous No.25616002]

>>25615801
>tomorrow

[Anonymous No.25616008]

>>25615964
Finalized at 2% increase
but I'm down 10% after hours
we'll see what tomorrow brings...

[Anonymous No.25616013]

>>25615964
Up 8%, I sold everything because of the big scare, will buy back tomorrow probably

[Anonymous No.25616014]

>>25615964
I bought soxl and spxl.

[Anonymous No.25616023]

>>25615964
up 1.8%, still down -10% overall thanks to my bags, but getting there
regards, CRSR bagholder

[Anonymous No.25616024]

>>25615717
Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna tell the teacher.

[Anonymous No.25616025]

BAKING

[Anonymous No.25616035]

>>25615742
you bought yesterday right..?

[Anonymous No.25616041]

>>25615964
Somehow ended up close to the S&P.

[Anonymous No.25616045]

>>25615583
lel sold mara one hour ago

[Anonymous No.25616059]

>tfw no available cash until next week
>Dips today

I think they did this on purpose.

[Anonymous No.25616065]

>>25615954
Pence was a horrid VP. I would have loved to see Paul there.

[Anonymous No.25616074]

This is all a distraction so Nicholas Cage can get the Declaration of Independence.

[Anonymous No.25616078]

So if we missed the MARA train on monday are we lost?

[Anonymous No.25616079]

>>25615964
Fuck off fatass

[Anonymous No.25616081]

>>25615964
Up 3% today, bought some SRAC on the dip

[Anonymous No.25616084]

>>25615964
AMRS and NTR saved my folio today

[Anonymous No.25616085]

>>25615801
MARA leaps were the play a month ago, risk is much higher now, but i am still considering it mysef.

[Anonymous No.25616099]

>>25615964
Up 1.6%

For once I would like to have a green day without shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.25616100]

>>25616078
no, it will come back down

[Anonymous No.25616106]

>>25615964
2.95% after being up almost 10%

[Anonymous No.25616113]

>>25616078
Nah next correction in bitcoin, it'll have a -20% down day. Buy then.

[Anonymous No.25616114]

>>25614679
Alright anon, we either make it or we won't.

[Anonymous No.25616116]

>>25615964
44%, blew past six figures.../pol is going crazy

[Anonymous No.25616128]

>>25615832
Nothing, I'm hoping to get better cheapies tomorrow. Most of my watchlist is green and the red aren't red enough to my taste.

[Anonymous No.25616129]

>>25616085
ah k-keep me posted...

[Anonymous No.25616133]

DOWN down to 25k or lower please

[ABigBet4U !lksRQlKXyM No.25616140]

I got gently fucked today, and not in a terrible way.

[Anonymous No.25616139]

>>25616002
Beautiful bull flag

[Anonymous No.25616143]

What is the next GME?

[Anonymous No.25616145]

nu :D

>>25616096
>>25616096
>>25616096

NU :DDD

>>25616096
>>25616096
>>25616096

[Anonymous No.25616152]

>>25615684
based. i could of x2 my gains if i put everything in sqqq, but i only put a portion in

[Anonymous No.25616160]

>>25615964
I don’t even know. I’m waaaay up just because of CLF. It just keeps going.

[Anonymous No.25616162]

>>25616065
still funny to see the fall of julius caesar play out in real life

[Anonymous No.25616178]

>>25615964
+3.29% not bad not bad

[Anonymous No.25616181]

>>25615964
How am I doing?

[Anonymous No.25616185]

>>25615964
I was up 3% just today, then fucking trumptards knocked me down to 1%. At least I bought in while it's low.

[Anonymous No.25616195]

>>25616143
probably UNFI but it's not as clean

[Anonymous No.25616208]

>>25615964
I enacted the 'My Struggle' Policy last night, of course Im big green, it shorted 10 years from my life. luckily that wont matter when they slow mitosis

[Anonymous No.25616209]

>>25616085
>were the play a month ago
Try like 2 months ago, I'm up over 700% on my 2023 calls at close today. There's still definitely more upside, but I have no idea when there's gonna be another bitcoin correction.

[Anonymous No.25616223]

>>25615743
>March
Partially filled an order at 1.30

Let's see how it goes from here.
Bought the 3/19 $15 C.

This whole senate thing has me worried.

[Anonymous No.25616259]

>>25616209
>another bitcoin correction.
exactly, i have no clue what to expect from bitcoin anymore so entering this shit is a gamble now

[Anonymous No.25616274]

>>25614593
Link please, this sounds hilarious

[Anonymous No.25616353]

>>25616085
I've saved a lot of your Jahy photos today, thank you

[Anonymous No.25616354]

>>25616259
Any dips are being bought up immediately. MARA is almost fucking $18 AH

[Anonymous No.25616397]

>>25616353
based

[Anonymous No.25616438]

>>25615840
I’m more bullish on nvda than any other stock long term. That being said I sold in August for a big profit and never bought back in but I still want to hold it long term.