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Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:01:29 2021 No.25830422 [Reply] [Original]

lmao this shit is easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:02:50 2021 No.25830477 My sister unironically asked me about investing $500

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:04:29 2021 No.25830566 File: 330 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20210111-100410_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25830477 HELP HELP HELP HELP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:04:50 2021 No.25830583 Teach me senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:07:00 2021 No.25830663 >>25830566 TERRAIN, PULL UP >TERRAIN, PULL UP TERRAIN, PULL UP >TERRAIN, PULL UP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:07:23 2021 No.25830676 File: 472 KB, 666x666, 1609755860683.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25830566 its over

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:11:05 2021 No.25830846 File: 322 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20210111-101044_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25830663 thanks for the tip Chief

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:11:26 2021 No.25830862 File: 123 KB, 409x688, 1588668685751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25830566

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:12:30 2021 No.25830907 File: 42 KB, 540x961, 138197854_311850686912240_2288554019132638554_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25830477 Started at $460. Now up to $518. Yeah, I guess you could say I've made my fortune on $MOS...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:15:11 2021 No.25831021 File: 3 KB, 95x18, RapeEmBro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25830846 Dude that was a close one! Be careful out there

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:16:35 2021 No.25831093 >>25830422 is this that robinhood shit the zoomers use

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:18:17 2021 No.25831174 >>25830663 BANK ANGLE BANK ANGLE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:19:25 2021 No.25831237 File: 336 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20210111-101848_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25831093 THE ONLY THING THAT IS ZOOMING IS MY NETWORTH NIGGGGA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:22:24 2021 No.25831395 >>25831237 >screenshotting robinhood and not wiping the metadata You do realize someone with technical knowhow can gain access to your account and, by extension, your back account, right? I would stop replying to this thread immediately if I were you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:23:24 2021 No.25831439 >>25830566 ZOOM OUT ZOOM OUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:23:59 2021 No.25831464 File: 339 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20210111-102322_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25831395 come get me bitch. ive got enough funds for a bodyguard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:24:50 2021 No.25831509 >>25830477 Girls can’t invest. Batrol her

>>	Sage Mon Jan 11 10:25:18 2021 No.25831528 >>25831237 >>25831395 Kek fucking retarded zoomers he probably has an iPhone Keep flossing down to zero

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:28:02 2021 No.25831686 >>25831464 Bruh you got a free stock!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:30:09 2021 No.25831771 File: 532 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20210111-102925_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25831686 >tfw no friends to invite I guess Ill have to buy my friends as I am rich now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:30:45 2021 No.25831808 >>25831093 It’s actually pretty nice. Definitely not going to max out potential gains, but it’s so fucking easy to buy and sell stock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:30:48 2021 No.25831810 >>25831093 robinhood is based as fuck i love selling weeklies to zoomers and taking their money

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:35:10 2021 No.25832010 File: 95 KB, 750x1334, tender.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nice fucking gains son one day i'll get there >MVIS >ZOM >RIOT >ICLN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:39:03 2021 No.25832204 File: 330 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20210111-103807_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25832010 heh real cute kiddo. If you need some real advice drop me a line and I just might help you out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:39:37 2021 No.25832228 >>25830566 SELL NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE ANON!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:40:30 2021 No.25832262 >>25832204 wtf it's still going up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:41:13 2021 No.25832301 File: 429 KB, 460x460, 16103054879811318200273165770735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25830566 AAAAAAAHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:42:38 2021 No.25832366 File: 347 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20210111-104110_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25832262 If you knew anything about the stalk market you would know that it can only go up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 11 10:44:17 2021 No.25832453 >>25830422 >$500 try having $200k in a used car on the blockchain project called DMG where your value just swung $80K in an hour.