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[Anonymous No.25963011]

Complete newfag here

When will the bitcoin crash again??

I want to buy 2000 bucks of it but now it's rising, should I wait for the next pink fields episode to buy?

[Anonymous No.25963078]

BTC will never go below $20k ever again.
You should not even worry about when you buy as you should be holding for MINIMUM 1 FULL YEAR so as to lower your tax rate and because trading regularly is for dumb retarded redditors who will never make it. The biz approved method of getting rich is put all your money into chainlink and then do nothing for the next 4 years.

[Anonymous No.25963118]

>>25963011
It's risky to buy rn, but you never know
maybe buy 20% so 400$ and see where it goes
don't go all in at one point in time, it is retarded

[Anonymous No.25963139]

>>25963078
Lol

[Anonymous No.25963198]

>>25963118

will do!

>>25963139

Not trying to get rich here, just to not get assfucked by taxes

[Anonymous No.25963424]

>>25963011
Did you make the same thread yesterday?

[Anonymous No.25963508]

>>25963198
If you hang around enough on this board you will soon realise that everyone is losing money not gaining any. Better put ur cash into EFT's or buy some big stocks . Bitcoin is finished and so are the alt coins , the goverment will tax it to hell and back and most banks won't even allow you cashing in bitcoin come 2021.

[Anonymous No.25963635]

"it's different this time"

[Anonymous No.25963662]

>>25963011
You're coming in at the absolute worst possible time (i.e. in the middle of the bull market). If you're desperate to make gains I doubt this bull market is completely over so you could risk it and try to make a lil bit of money on BTC (although you'd have better luck with altcoins right now).
>should I wait for the next pink fields episode to buy?
No, after the pink fields, when everyone is in despair. Even then I have no idea where that will be, but it certainly won't be where coins are now.

[Anonymous No.25963909]

>>25963508

I thought crypto is impossible to tax or regulate???

That's the whole point right??

[Anonymous No.25963951]

Buy now or wait until the golden bull run going to 200k is over and the price crashes down to 60k.

[Anonymous No.25963969]

>>25963078
Okay so when is it going down to 20049 USD so I can buy some?

[Anonymous No.25964078]

>>25963011
>should I wait for the next pink fields episode to buy
yes

[Anonymous No.25964168]

>>25963969

THIS

[Anonymous No.25964195]

>>25963011
no more crashes, this is a new paradigm in finance

[Anonymous No.25964228]

>>25963909
No you're an idiot Bitcoin is a mathematically distributed ledger. This means a government can't print more tokens there is a fixed supply. This is the biggest thing.
70% of USDT, tether, has been printed just this year.
35% of USD, Federal Reserve notes, have been printed just this year.
This cannot happen with BTC, this is the mathematics that makes it valuable. A decentralized economy without a government fucking it over that the Fed can't stop no matter what they do. It is to stand against the government not to be "impossible to tax" as the tax man can always come, point a gun at you, and take everything you own up to and including your life. That's what it means to be an American. You're a slave to Nancy Pelosi. Bill Clinton can fuck children on Epstein's Island, but you can't even wipe your ass without paying the fine.

[Anonymous No.25964403]

>>25963011
You won‘t have the balls to buy in the next pink fields episode. Few have.

[Anonymous No.25964410]

>>25963011
look into new, cool shit like dHEDGE (dht) / synth / LINK partners.

[Anonymous No.25964423]

>>25963011
the next major dump will be either at $51-52k, down to $45-46 OR around $60k, down to $52-53. It’s probably a good idea to sell half at the first level and the other half if it reaches the second level.

[Anonymous No.25964477]

It dumped like 5 days ago. Are you really just getting into crypto within the last 4 days?

[Anonymous No.25964527]

>>25963011
You're too late already

[Anonymous No.25964560]

>>25964228

that's some juicy neckbeard lore here

[Anonymous No.25965221]

>>25963078
>you should be holding for MINIMUM 1 FULL YEAR so as to lower your tax rate
Not everyone lives in burgerland

[Anonymous No.25965546]

>>25964228

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed

[Anonymous No.25965839]

Depends if we break 40k, if we do we could surge much higher. If we don’t another dip and consolidation.

[Anonymous No.25965969]

Why tf do you want to know? Just fucking wait it out. You might want to dyor on FUSE while waiting. Will pay out better than jerking off.

[Anonymous No.25966138]

>>25965546
more

[Anonymous No.25966213]

>trying to time the market

[Anonymous No.25966250]

Please read this and please buy 2k worth of ROOK right now.

[Anonymous No.25966894]

>>25965546
kek. good stuff

[Anonymous No.25967082]

Anyone have that meme with black twitter buying "Bitcoin Stock"

[Anonymous No.25967084]

>>25966138

Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

[Anonymous No.25967111]

>>25963078
>it will never go below 40k... it will never go bellow 30k.....
Yes i've heard this nonsense before.

[Anonymous No.25967177]

>>25967082

[Anonymous No.25967242]

>>25967177

Danke

[Anonymous No.25967394]

>>25966213
>>no, you will never predict and be profitable, be dumb money like me
>t.

[Anonymous No.25967588]

>>25967177

[Anonymous No.25968342]

>>25967394
Turd world Europoster, reeks of cheap cologne and cigarettes, thinks he's hot shit because he has 1000 fake eurotrash rapebux in his acc, dresses like shit, eats shit every day, gets zero pussy

[Anonymous No.25968388]

>>25967394
Get raped while drowning