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>coding interview
>the leetcode question they give is super easy, finish in 5 mins
>then they ask 25 ridiculous pajeet tier book knowledge questions about angular and sql

bro IT'S A SPRING BOOT AND DYNAMODB POSITION

>> No.26001397

>>26001366
FUCK I NEVER WANT TO WORK FUCK THAT SHIT SOUNDS SO GAY OP

>> No.26001429

>>26001397
it is indeed highly homosexual

>> No.26002021

>>26001366
how do I prepare for these interviews ? I want to make big bucks just like the pajeets.

>> No.26002317
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>>26001366
SELECT Op.GapedAnus, Op.isAFuckUp FROM Op LEFT JOIN failedInterviewQuestions ON Op.GapedAnus = failedInterviewQuestions.allOfThem
ORDER BY Op.isAFuckUp

>> No.26002457

>>26002317
Based.

>> No.26002694

if they ask dumb questions i just keep asking them what that has to do with anything until they feel like assholes and politely ask me to leave

>> No.26002724

>>26001366
why does he wear that ridiculous beard

>> No.26002755

>>26001366
Just realized Sam is actually a handsome, dazzling fellow when well groomed.

>> No.26002826

When I interview people I only ask design questions. Next time show up with a portfolio of projects OP and nobody worth their shit should doubt your chops.

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>>26002755
Wouldn't let me post the actual link.

>> No.26002856

>>26001366
sam hyde's cheeks are looking more dense looks like he took my advice to use minoxidil

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26002883

i've never had a job in my life but have 200k in crypto. i'm so glad i'll never relate to someone who stresses over selling their labor

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>>26001366
>tfw have been holding a good engineering job for 10 years purely out of luck and will absolutely never pass a real interview if I get fired in the future
Literally just gonna blow my brains out with my shotgun if I ever lose my job to be honest.

>> No.26002998

>>26002967
hope you've been stacking crypto/stonks/precious metals. if you haven't, start.

>> No.26003121

>angular

There's your problem. Angular is pajeet tier.

>> No.26003628

>>26002967
Hope you're investing. Also
>engineering
we're all autistic anyway, do you mean you literally can't do your job after 10 years?

>> No.26003667

>SQL
>DynamoDB

???

>> No.26003720

Go back to sci to complain about being a comp sci wage slave. Remember in 2014 when all you guys stunted on us? Fuck off suffer now

>> No.26003879

>>26002967
90% of the people in those workplaces have no clue what they are doing, but are good at being interview'd.

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26003983

>>26001366
Just NEET out w us nigga. GEt some coin and chill out. Check out DDX.

>> No.26004405

>>26002724
minoxidil influencer

>> No.26004435

Laughs in freelance concept artist and illustrator

>> No.26004794

>>26004435
get a real job

>> No.26004862

>>26004794
>drawing skills go through the roof by drawing 10-16 hours a day
>Create whole worlds and civilizations just from imagination
>work on own comic in breaks
Sounds pretty based and redpilled

>> No.26004887

>>26001397
This. What a fucking faggot. I bet he loves to talk down to his relatives and friends about whatever this dumb shit is

>> No.26005176

>>26004794
What is in your opinion a „real job“? Doctor or lawyer?