>hi anon

[Anonymous No.26021488]

>we heard you bought LINK at $0.40...
>how did you know about it so early?

[Anonymous No.26021547]

>>26021488
my peepee got hard

[Anonymous No.26021557]

>>26021488
You should know, I know your Chinese radioactive scorpions are listening to my every move

[Anonymous No.26021601]

ummm well you see *farts* i uhh am a very technical.... *poops pants* guy and i do a lot of um re-*poops drips out of pants leg* resaerch on the blockchain technology *farts so hard pants explode and fall off*

[Anonymous No.26021670]

I'm lucky. If you come hang out with me my luck will rub off on you too.

[Anonymous No.26021739]

stick figures>>26021488

[Anonymous No.26021793]

>>26021601
"Sorry ladies, let me flip my diaper around" *Burps and vomits up half of my spaghetti I had earlier* "There we go, see laides, that's called being efficient" *shits in clean part of my diaper and pisses*

[Anonymous No.26021825]

>>26021601
why I laughed so hard kek

[Anonymous No.26021827]

>>26021488
Less talking more your feet in my mouth action

[Anonymous No.26021868]

>>26021488
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HALL? WHO ELSE IS LISTENING TO THIS?
*looks outside through the curtains*
WhERE THE FUCK ARE MY GUARDS?

[Anonymous No.26021885]

>>26021488
no one gonna check that?
>1488
this is really it huh?

[Anonymous No.26021963]

>>26021825
>>26021601

this
my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.26022018]

>>26021488
>how did you know about it so early
Well it all started when some unironic neonazi convinced me the Holocaust was a holohoax...

[Anonymous No.26022065]

>>26021868
Based

[Anonymous No.26022092]

these

[Anonymous No.26022094]

>>26021488
it was .35
get your fact right before u post nigger lips

[Anonymous No.26022120]

becuz im friends with a bunch of online hackers we call ourselves bizraelis speaking of Israel have you ever heard of the U.S.S Liberty incident??

(I wouldn’t take the interaction seriously because my test levels aren’t low enough to be attracted to bug”people”)

[Anonymous No.26022129]

>>26021488
On an west african asian girl fetish board.

[Anonymous No.26022133]

>>26021488
>asian

Pass

[Anonymous No.26022160]

>>26022018
based

[Anonymous No.26022164]

>>26021488
ew gooks

[Anonymous No.26022188]

>>26021488
You heard right

[Anonymous No.26022209]

>>26022133
how can you look so comfortable with your peen slung all the way back behind your ass cheeks? I'd kiss him anyway

[Anonymous No.26022213]

>>26021488
Tellow fever cringe kys yourselves

[Anonymous No.26022274]

>>26022188
impressive anon!

[Anonymous No.26022318]

>>26021488
what it takes for a girl to be attractive:
>be young (she's born like this)
>be thin (young people are usually thin, high metabolism)
>be somewhat pretty (make up does 95% of the work)
>wear tight fitting clothes

meanwhile, for a man to be attractive:
>become wealthy
>be good looking
>spend years at the gym
>be confident
>be social
>be smart but not nerdy
>be tall
>be funny

[Anonymous No.26022348]

>>26021488
>yellow fever 1 post by this id thread
sage

[Anonymous No.26022353]

>>26022318
the cope is real

[Anonymous No.26022364]

>>26021793
the laides are my fav

[Anonymous No.26022366]

>>26022318
t.

[Anonymous No.26022389]

>>26021488
a guy called assblaster on an ugandian bulb polishing message board told me about it

[Anonymous No.26022394]

>>26022318
i'm 14 and this is deep

[Anonymous No.26022442]

>>26022353
>>26022366
>>26022394
>I can't argue any actual points so instead I'm going to out-meme you
faggots

[Anonymous No.26022545]

>>26022318
Unironically incel doctrine on the male side

[Anonymous No.26022579]

>>26022442
perhaps you're a lonely pathetic loser because no self respecting woman would be interested in someone using homophobic slurs? or is it the other way round, you became a lonely pathetic loser homophobe because no woman wants you?

[Anonymous No.26022602]

>>26022318
cope.

[Anonymous No.26022648]

>>26022318
all of these are correct, its why u see fat landwhales with a niglet but good luck seeing an fat guy with a girlfriend or a kid

[Anonymous No.26022782]

>>26022318
whiny low t faggot bitch

[Anonymous No.26022866]

>>26022648
Most dads are fat.

Seriously guys
ITS ALL ABOUT THE CONFIDENCE

[Anonymous No.26022870]

>>26021793
>>26021601
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.26022984]

>>26022579
Dont drop your soi latte

[Anonymous No.26022991]

>>26022120
if youre attracted to blacks, its because youre less evolved

[Anonymous No.26023233]

>>26021885
based
/biz/niggers need to wake back up

[Anonymous No.26023411]

>>26022318
For male to be attractive:
>Be good looking
>Don't be manlet
>Don't be fat

For a woman:
>Be good looking
>Don't be fat
>Don't be a womanlet

You make it way more complicated than it is. Perhaps because you are an incel

[Anonymous No.26023434]

>>26023411
ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.26023556]

>>26022579
Go back faggot you won’t make any money with your $50 lunch money anyway

[Anonymous No.26023581]

>>26022866
Ya most dads that are in their 40s and 50s, im talking about people our age

[Anonymous No.26023585]

>>26022648
I see a lot of fat men with fat women at least. Fat guy with an attractive thin girl is incredibly rare though.

[Anonymous No.26023603]

>>26021488
Those are men.

[Anonymous No.26023632]

>>26023411
This guy is one of those dudes who gets all of his confidence from his height. You can tell because he believes anyone shorter than him is inferior.

[Anonymous No.26023649]

>>26023411
>men care about whether a woman is short

[Anonymous No.26023674]

>>26022318
Lol, I just work a decent job and im not a complete retard, managed to go on a date with a cute Korean, guess she was interested since I am 6'6.

[Anonymous No.26023718]

A guy named assblaster on a racist internet anime forum told me about an emerging blockchain middleware project so I invested my life savings because the memes were funny.

[Anonymous No.26023894]

>>26022318
>be good looking
That's all you need

[Anonymous No.26023960]

>>26021488
Ching bang dang wang chang diggigity dang

[Anonymous No.26024024]

>>26022579
fuck off back to r*ddit you gay faglord

[Anonymous No.26024064]

>>26021601
Fucking unbelievably based

[Anonymous No.26024077]

>>26023674
its only because youre tall
you could be a complete oaf but at 6'6" all you have to do is shave, put on nice clothes, and any woman will beg for your semen
>5'7" manlet

[Anonymous No.26024130]

>>26023632
Anyone shorter than 6' is objectively inferior

[Anonymous No.26024184]

>>26024130
Also I despise tall men that date very short women. They're ruining the lives of their sons for nothing.

[Anonymous No.26024259]

>>26024077
I will be honest, the height is what got me a foot in the door as she brought it up within the first few lines.
Personality got me to the date with a lengthy talk through dinner and planning a second date.
Lets be real, you need something to catch the eye of a female. Just one.

[Anonymous No.26024290]

>>26022991
t. insecure mixed whitish faggot

[Anonymous No.26024346]

>>26024077
>>26024259
I should also add she is nearly 6ft, so she needs a tall guy too.

[Anonymous No.26024406]

>>26022991
Bugchaser cope
Tell your doctor about your fetish I’m sure he’ll give you the TRT you need

[Anonymous No.26024426]

>>26024184
Yeah, I am done going for low 5ft womanlets, you can have them.

[Anonymous No.26024443]

>>26024130
Do Lankey cunts really?

[Anonymous No.26024452]

>A group of friends kept telling me about it and figured why not ya know?
>Wow anon they sound like really cool friends!
>Maybe we can all hang out sometime
>Yeah they only talk to me through this sweatshop enthusiast forum I visit

[Anonymous No.26024574]

>>26021488
>$.40
>early
Newfag

[Anonymous No.26024642]

>>26022442
>getting out meme’d isn’t important
You spend most of your life on 4chan and you can’t meme? Literal failure at everything.

[Anonymous No.26024741]

Finally a good looking Korean girl was posted. Only tri state and west coasters understand good looking Asian women.

[Anonymous No.26024919]

>>26021488
Make HAPA children with them and in 5 years she'll be treating you like this. Be warned anon!

[Anonymous No.26024968]

Fucking Premature ejaculation. Only 2 mins guys 1:30 at worst

[Anonymous No.26025243]

>>26022133
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.26025307]

>>26021488
I absolutely love traveling to SEA and creampieing as many Vietnamese and Flip chicks as I can. I've been doing it for the past 15 years. I'm getting to the point of advertising my semen for services to give them a hapa baby. This is how I will make it. I already have around 75 children in various countries in SEA. I open a new FC,VC, or badoo account and instantly get blown up with hundreds of messages from chicks ready to fuck. It's amazing. I usually go for the 18-22 year olds, eat them out until their pussy is so wet their don't even know I'm doing in raw until I burst a load into them.

[Anonymous No.26025331]

>>26021601
jannies gonna clean this gentleman's mess
FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.26025522]

>>26024346
makes sense
im a pretty good lookin dude. i got a wife (she's 5'8"). nailed about 30+ women in my life, but as i said im 5'7".
ive dated girls that were 5'8" and 5'9" and they didnt care about my height. i guess its how much confidence you have.
but trying to round up a real smokin hot chick who is like 5'10" to 5'11" is the dream. they all agree im too short for them which blows.
i had one chick who said i was too short for her but she still let me blow my load on her tits and banged her like 5 times.
i guess its all personal preference. height helps but shorter men can still make it.

[Anonymous No.26025579]

I was autistic enough to believe in anons here

[Anonymous No.26025614]

>>26025307
you have been posting this for a few years. I am starting to believe you are not LARPing.

[Anonymous No.26025635]

guys is graph the next link i only have 20k but im trying to make it

[Anonymous No.26025645]

>>26021601
how did i miss this post
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.26025675]

>>26024406
its not cope its fact. why not just fuck a literal chimp?

[Anonymous No.26025688]

>>26024406
you fuck monkeys..

[Anonymous No.26026473]

>>26021488
ask nicely and u shall receive like e.g. "ma'am can u pls open bobs and vegana?" and now GET ON YOUR KNEES LIKE THE CATTLE YOU ARE YOU FILTHY FUCKING VAPID FUCKHOLES AND DON'T PRETEND YOU ARE HUMAN BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT

[Anonymous No.26026634]

>>26021488
>ok ladies that looks like a good pic
>let me just bend down here get my things
>they don’t hear me and start to go
>on accident both have step on me
>all 4 feet directly on me heels dig in
>on accident one shoe has fall off foot has go into my mouth pretty far
>all toes are in
>oh anon we sorry step!
>is not problem ladies was only accident I ok

[Anonymous No.26026854]

>>26021601
>>26021793
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.26027211]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okZ6ofx2F-M&ab_channel=IOTAFoundation

[Anonymous No.26027237]

>>26021488
get the fuck away from me woman
I AM NEVER
FUCKING
SELLING

[Anonymous No.26027356]

>>26022318
Kek I’m ultra manlet and literally never had a problem getting pussy. Bitches are retarded as fuck it’s like dog training

[Anonymous No.26027936]

>>26021488
if you think youll be fawned over by bad bitches just becaue they heard you made a bit of money, you're going to be sorely buttfucked by your fantasies,

With the wealth must come deep personal dgaf transformation. The money just allows you to get creative with your dont give a fuckness