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>be me
>haven't been laid in over a year
>start to get extremely horny over the last month
>redownloaded tinder with upgraded photos
>meet with a hoe with big tits
>she's down to meet up
How do I avoid cooming in 10 seconds bros? just the thought of actually putting my cock inside a warm, wet vagina again is making me orgasm

>> No.26346848

>>26346823
Do a shit ton of push up

>> No.26346847

>>26346823

Just jack off and stack sats. Women aren't worth your precious time.

>> No.26346972

god, even just going out on Friday night somewhere and failing to connect with anybody and coming back home alone sounds so fucking good compared to what i've been doing the last 10 months

>> No.26346978

>>26346823
If it's a tinder hoe, than her kill count is probably 100+. Just be sure to rubber up, HIV is on da rise anon. I'm srs

>> No.26348100

Cum 30 minutes before. And think only of baseball, not of the big titted ham sex being on your dick.

>> No.26348420

>>26346823
You don’t. Accept that it will be embarrassing yet necessary to get back in the swing of things.

>> No.26349393

>>26346823
if you nut quick just laugh it off tell her shes too hot, then fuck her again in 20 mins

>> No.26350823

>>26346823
Get her to blow you off first

>> No.26350865

>>26346823
Do keggles

>> No.26350965

>>26346823
So glad I'm still a virgin. Don't have to worry about these problems, only worried about staking.

>> No.26350996

>>26349393
This

Then coom again in <1 min

>> No.26351007

Just blame it on alcohol

>> No.26351069

>>26346823
It's honestly not that big of a deal if you cum quickly. That only matters if it's a consistent thing with a long term partner.

>> No.26351103

>>26346823
Masturbate before the meeting, eventually go drunk and stoned

>> No.26351120

>>26346823
Here is the trick. Porn stars do it all the time.

>Crouch down. Putting your arms over your knees. Hyperventilate for at least 20 seconds in this position.
>Stand up quickly
>Put your finger in your mouth and blow on it as hard as you can.

This forces all the blood to your penis and makes you last longer.

>> No.26351130

>>26346823
If it happens, just stay cool and make it not a big deal, just take a bit of time to cool off and fuck her again some minutes later

>> No.26351177

>Business & Finance

>> No.26351210

>>26349393
This works. Also why do you give a crap what he thinks.

>> No.26351257

>>26346823
Just do it and don't give a fuck about being "good". Why would you care about pleasing some tinder slut?

>> No.26351282

>>26346823
go 3 times, the second and third should be better

>> No.26351321

>>26349393
do this anon

>> No.26351890

>>26351120
Anon I was just joking please don't do this. It's dangerous.

>> No.26352013

I could probably barely get hard with a girl I don't know, let alone coom
What do?

>> No.26352064

have you tried buying link?

>> No.26352092

>>26352013
>stop beeing a homofaggot
>???
>profit

>> No.26352149
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26352149

>>26346823
only a year? lmao try 30 years brother

i never even tried to get laid in all my life because it felt like too much effort compared to just quickly rubbing one out and then going back to whatever activity I was engaging in beforehand

maybe I'm weird and don't crave intimacy like most people i dunno

>> No.26352602

>>26352149
I haven't had sex in 11 years since I was in high school. I've had girls hit on me and try to have sex with me/date me but I didn't like them that much and I always thought if I did that God would punish me by making me have to marry some roastie slut. I've just been waiting to meet one really nice girl but I'm starting to think I fucked up.

>> No.26352775

>>26346823
bro if you gotta girl willing to come over you need to invite her asap. theres at least 10 other dudes trying to fuck her at the same time you are, you need to be first. just jerk off like 20 mins before she comes and maybe drink a little

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26352842

so how do you normies enjoy sex with a person you don't know?

>> No.26352859

>>26346823
Keep /biz/ on in the background, particularly this thread and we'll give you advice as you go OP

>> No.26352889

>1 post by this ID
>three hours ago
Either OP is balls deep in some big tiddy puss as we type, or this was a larp

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26352900

>>26352602
at the end of the day you just gotta do what feels right for you

from what i hear the dating situation was fucked up even before the pandemic

whatever you choose to do, i hope it works out in your favor

>> No.26352929

>>26352842
bc pp feel good

>> No.26352971

>>26352889
or he did >>26351120

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26353090

>>26346823
>she

>> No.26353306

I remember being scared of premature coom, and now I'm scared I won't coom feelsbadman

>> No.26353535

four years here fren and I live in the middle of nowhere with very slim dating prospects
theres a fat big tittied chick at the bakery giving me the googly eyes whenever I shop there. and shes looking better by the day.
Oh God but I know I would hate myself andf eel nothing but shame if I banged her

>> No.26353639

Women will just hurt you anon it's not worth it

>> No.26353941

>>26346823
Nigger what if you get coronavirus