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Is there a /biz/ 101? My friends just invited me to Robinhood. I have no idea what I'm doing and mostly just follow their lead and mostly see hieroglyphs looting at spread and TradingView. Only interested in simple trading and safe investments for now.

>> No.26357115

https://www.investopedia.com/
You have EVERYTHING you need in "Education"

>> No.26357137
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>>26357006
This is why I started working out, bros.
OP, you should DYOR on good investments, how to invest in general and follow your best judgement. The last thing you want to do is ape in whatever is shilled on here. Find something, read about it, is it good?
If yes, buy / if not, stay away

>> No.26357179

>>26357137
Just make most of your portfolio ARKK and ARKG.

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>>26357006
>Is there a /biz/ 101?
Lurk moar, faget

>> No.26357247

>>26357006
Tip 1: Your friends are retarded. Do not use robinhood.
Tip 2: lurk more

>> No.26357325

>>26357006
>only interested in safe investments for now

This is not the board for you. This is a place where mad gambling-addicted NEETs sell their kidneys to buy obscure Indonesian cryptocurrency in the slim hopes of getting 100x return on their investment. This is a place where people scream in absolute terror as their shitcoins go up or down 15, 20, 25% every single day. This is not a place for safe investments. Because in the end, "safe" investments will not actually make you any money. Getting 5% yearly return on investment will not actually affect your life in any meaningful way. If you actually want to make it, you have to make some significant risks.

>> No.26357463

>>26357325

>for now

>> No.26357514

>>26357463
Which means
>I want to have guaranteed gains at first
>I will purposefully, idiotically lose everything when the time comes
lurk moar

>> No.26357606

>>26357514

okay i'll lurk moar - anything else? what should I lurk more of?

>> No.26357653

>>26357247
>do not use robinhood

Unironically why? I can tell from people talking about it at work It smells of normie but why else?

>> No.26357695
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>>26357653
>Security
All that needs to be said

>> No.26357796

>>26357606
How much do you have available to invest? And what's your job and salary?

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>>26357006
>>26357137
>real xxiii

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26358814

2d > 3d

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>>26357958
>>26358814
Why is she so perfect, bros?

>> No.26359528

>>26359418
Because you succumb to your imaginary ideals

>> No.26359601

>>26359528
That is true. I'd rather rephrase it to
>I don't succumb to inferior real life ideals

>> No.26359692

>>26359601
based. But where does it end, if it has one?

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>>26359692
Piercings, tattoos, +3 bodycount and marriage with 3D are a big no no. 2D can't hurt me, which makes it perfect. Gives me something to admire without consequences.
>>26357325
BTC and maybe ETH could be the only invesments on here that are medium reward, yet can stilll be considered 'safe'.