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I can’t believe you faggots actually got me interested in investing, and got me to earn extra cash.

I love you, bros

>> No.26416629

>>26416572
You’re welcome.
You forgot no homo.
Or did you?

>> No.26416663

>>26416572
This place is overrun with newfaggots pumping LINK

>> No.26416709

>>26416663
remember to take profits this time instead of holding from $40 to $15

>> No.26416766

>>26416572
>>26416572
>>26416572
Congratulations OP. I am a complete newfag noob-biz faggot. What is the general for biz newfags? What books do I read? How do I learn this shit? I need to stop being a poorfag

>> No.26416784

>>26416663
Not a single one will post their stack

>> No.26416816

>>26416572
>rich
>in usd
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !

>> No.26416844

>>26416629
He said what he say. Op gay now

>> No.26416936
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26416936

When my grandkids ask me how I made my fortune, I will tell them the truth.
Me and a group of autistic Neo Nazis, that lived vicariously through cartoon frogs, used an esoteric number generator, built into a Mongolian basket weaving forum, to make contact with an ancient Egyptian God of Chaos and it told us to buy the stinkies.

>> No.26417033

>>26416766
lurk on biz and look up terms you dont understand. investopedia is OK. desu i dont know any books, just understand that only hype matters for price in stocks, and crypro generally. however we might see a time where crypto actually fills a purpose and then the price will actually not be held up by hype alone.
All stocks and crypro are giant ponzis (if you dont know what a ponzi is, look it up) but that doesnt mean you cant make money from them.
Please dont keep your money in USD since inflation will eat them, its much better to invest even if it's just some boomer stock that goes up like 1% per year (horrible roi).

>> No.26417608

>>26417033
I have invested in US steel stocks a few months ago and it went from $1000 to $2000 in just a month and is still increasing.
I am now addicted to the invest. I understand it is all a ponzi scheme but it seems there is money to be made. Thank you for this advice and tips, good luck in your future success.

>> No.26417907

>>26417608
gj senpai and good luck to you too