Listen to me faggots

[Anonymous No.26419373]

Listen to me faggots. We're at an unprecedented moment in history where a smart few (hopefully us) can take advantage of a slew of fucking normies willing to throw their money behind whatever we shill to them on WSB.

We need to shill them the right stock though. Some enterprising retards are currently trying to shill BB to WSB. This is the wrong move. My proposal is we start shilling them TR. Let's evaluate:

1) Fucking TR (Tootsie Roll)
-It's a fucking Tootsie Roll stock. It isn't going anywhere.
-At a 52w low in the middle of a fucking shitcap boom
-A public float of 16mil shares
-fucking 46% of the public float short. This is a top 10 shorted stock.

2) BB
-A dead as fuck boomer stock
-Already pumped 200% the past few weeks
-float of 500+mil shares
-only 7% of the float is shorted
-You really want to invest in Canada?
-BB has already finished its meme lifecycle and insiders are currently dumping heavily into upside

Everyone is going to try and shill you some fucking EV stock or something that has already run 200-400%. I'm shilling you the opportunity to be at the top of the reverse funnel with me.
You see the faggots posting about an 11 mil gain with 50k invested? That could literally be you.

I'm not trying to shill you some long term hold here. I don't think TR has any long term potential outside of being boomer dividend royalty. However, it's primed to fucking rocket to meme heaven and shine brightly before burning up after flying too close to the fucking sun.

This meme literally writes itself. We could be the fucking tootsie gang, riding the tootsie train, TOOT TOOT. This has meme magic written all over it.

[Anonymous No.26419556]

>reddit spacing
>duuuude let's invest in reddit stock to own reddit epic style
Consider suicide

[Anonymous No.26419609]

>>26419556
epic

[Anonymous No.26419994]

>>26419609
Xd

[Anonymous No.26420026]

>>26419373

[Anonymous No.26420392]

> reverse google search
> view cached result
> 1/10 selling $15 tootsie roll pops she shoves up her ass

makes gamergirl bathwater look like San Pellegrino