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My wife died
how do I profit from this? :(

>> No.26574490

Send me pics and panties

>> No.26575579

>>26574278
I'm sorry you have to deal with that kind of pain at your age.
Your character will most definitely profit from the event, as you rethink your core values and integrate the experience
Everyone is cheering for you in their heart, everyone wants you to arise a new man from this experience. Not everyone can sincerely show this
Take your time

>> No.26575699

I'm sorry for your loss anon. I'd genuinely consider grief counseling if it's impacting your day-to-day life.

>> No.26575748

>>26575579
>>26575699
Hello there fellow redditors

>> No.26575831

life insurance

>> No.26575895

>>26575748
Do you remember when we came together and sent an old man birthday cards?
I do.
You mistake the cold nature of the chans to be uncaring.
We do care.
You’re just a faggot who thinks Reddit is the place where compassion springs forth.
It isn’t.
It’s from Jesus.

>> No.26575933

>>26574278
Think of it like this: If you were a shitcoin, I'd buy a bunch of you right now because despite it feeling like you're at the bottom now, know that this is just a dip, and things will get better.

>> No.26575962

>>26575748
ur a verified faggott

>> No.26575969

>>26574278
profit by taking a break from internet and espcially biz. Sorry for your loss, take time to grieve

>> No.26575975

Are you into necrophilia?

>> No.26575980

>>26574278
GoFundMe, say she was killed by nazis or something.

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26576008

>>26575895
>It’s from Jesus.
Based.

>> No.26576099

>>26574278
Uh Necrophilia forum?

>> No.26576141

Pimp dat hoe, im sure some weirdos would pay 1000 bucks a pop to plow that cold ass.

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26576229

>>26574278
>He didn't life insurance for $300k+

>> No.26576288

>>26574278
ask her siblings to pay you dollars for funeral purposes. then disappear

>> No.26576906

>>26574278
Sorry senpai. I wouldnt know what to do if something happened to my wife. Id probably hike the appalachian trail in full and put every single dollar into LINK while I was away from the world.

Good luck