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26643270 No.26643270 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck does link even do?
Don't give me the oracle blah blah, what it's actual function

>> No.26643341

It is quite complicated, let me explain

>> No.26643344

>>26643270
the oracle blah blah

>> No.26643417

it's like BAT, a funding token, nothing more.

>> No.26643443
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26643443

It's a massive ponzi

>> No.26643452

I can't tell you how upset I am at holding this for 3 years and being in 6 figure hell when people made overnight millions on yfi and sushi scams and game stop of all things.

When the fuck can I retire im languishing

>> No.26643488

>>26643270
No one knows, not even the fat man sergey himself knows. The whole thing is a meme that went too far.

>> No.26643534
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26643534

It's the internet for blockchain. Blockchains are just closed data silos albeit distributed but they need external data and that's what link does.
Imagine buying HTTPS if it had tokens and imagine those tokens being as cheap as they are today.

>> No.26643547

>>26643270
Let’s people use real-world data to execute smart contracts

Price of oil etc

>> No.26643578

>>26643534
Don't you mean GRT is the Internet for blockchain?

Imagine tokens being THAT cheap.

>> No.26643652
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>>26643270
it releases endorphins in my brain every time I calculate my net worth

>> No.26643676

>>26643270
Nothing. It's literally the definition of token not needed. Don't be a retard and buy it at 30$ just because the epic green frog man told you its based.

>> No.26643721

>>26643270
makes sirgaylord rich

>> No.26643735

Makes number go up

>> No.26643750

fellow WSB Bros, don't get memes into buying this shit. It has been the biggest inside joke ever around here and it basically boils down to it being vapourwave that we double meme into sounding like it is a scam(which it is) that we then meme into being actually good. The key is making others believe that we actually unironically like this shitcoin (which is not the case). It has been the biggest coordinated rug pull from the start on. The biggest exit scam so far. Just hasn't taken place yet.

>> No.26643766

>>26643270
>don't give me the explanation of what it does because my tiny pea brain won't understand
>spoonfeed me the retard version which simplifies it so much it doesn't even explain it
How about stop being a lazy cunt and read up yourself, we don't owe you anything

>> No.26643788

>>26643534
yea your right dear,, pooping on the street isn't just fun for my hole village it is are culture

>> No.26643795

>>26643578
IDK what the fuck that shit is but it sounds like a shill of the week being offtopic in a link thread only mentioned by (you)

>> No.26643826

its a 3rd party trusted middleman for data

>> No.26643867

>>26643826
yeah you got them resting nigger lips

>> No.26643934

>>26643452
I literally watched Sergey interview kain, stani, and Andre at smartcon and just went hmmm interesting and never bought any of their coins. Fucking retarded. One thing I’ve learned is how fucking bad at all this I am. Feel incredibly lucky to be nearing a million.

>> No.26644010

>>26643934
you can finally almost afford a labiaplasty

>> No.26644092
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>> No.26644117

>>26643443
kek saved
feels good to be a non-linker

>> No.26644217
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26644217

>>26643750
>fellow WSB Bros, don't get memes into buying this shit. It has been the biggest inside joke ever around here and it basically boils down to it being vapourwave that we double meme into sounding like it is a scam(which it is) that we then meme into being actually good. The key is making others believe that we actually unironically like this shitcoin (which is not the case). It has been the biggest coordinated rug pull from the start on. The biggest exit scam so far. Just hasn't taken place yet.

>> No.26644381

Something about an expanded and extremely accurate pricing index to measure inflation by a mean value for cups of coffee in the US. Basically its an undercover watch for the FED to accurately plan dollar printing to decrease or stimulate inflation as need be. Token not needed

>> No.26644612

>>26643270
>what does link do
>NO, DONT TELL ME ABOUT HOW ITS A DECENTRALIZED ORACLE
It's a scam. Don't buy it. Put everything into xrp/ bsv

>> No.26644686

>>26643934
Same here

I'm tired

>> No.26644731

>>26643867
ni hao

>> No.26644808

Discord trannies ITT
hello Delphi

>> No.26644961

>>26644808
>Delphi
What is this? 2018?

>> No.26644989
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26644989

It solves the oracle problem.

>> No.26645027

>>26644961
Henlo Delphi we know all about you

>> No.26645079

>>26643270
I tried to figure out that as well, especially when it comes to real defi. Then found DIA. Now literally spending 0 time on LINK and 100 time on DIA

>> No.26645273

>>26645079
Same. Fuck LINK. Stupid Loser Coin.

>> No.26645444

>>26644092
WTF I LOVE CHAINLINK NOW

>> No.26645464

>>26643270
Solves the lambo problem.

>> No.26645567
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26645567

Has anyone ever bought anything with link or been paid with link?

>> No.26646461

Chainlink has gone stale. Been much happier riding DOT up.

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26646568

>>26643270
>chainlink
gives you moon

>> No.26646819

>>26645444
Checked. 10k EOY.