this is fucking surreal. I just made 2 mil off this shit. I'll have to pay taxes but after. that im buying into shitcoins again and going into compound and be set for the rest of my life Fucking surreal. YOu're a retarded nigger if you're not getting into this shit right now.

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Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:07:04 2021 No.26648844 [Reply] [Original]

this is fucking surreal. I just made 2 mil off this shit.

I'll have to pay taxes but after. that im buying into shitcoins again and going into compound and be set for the rest of my life

Fucking surreal. YOu're a retarded nigger if you're not getting into this shit right now.

>>	SAGE Wed Jan 27 04:09:11 2021 No.26648937 >>26648844 Buying the top of plebbits pump lmao? No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:09:57 2021 No.26648983 >>26648937 short squeeze friendo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:10:09 2021 No.26648998 >>26648937 The subhuman low IQ retard outs himself again. You dont know how shorting works do you? You retarded nigger gambler. Yeah you're right the stock market is too complex for you. Now go back and trade BAO you stupid nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:11:40 2021 No.26649072 >>26648844 the time to buy GME has long passed. if you get in now at $200 you are literally retarded. screencap this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:12:58 2021 No.26649128 >>26648844 larp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:12:59 2021 No.26649127 >>26649072 It was overvalued at $20...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:13:15 2021 No.26649146 >>26648844 >"Makes 2mil" >Still shills Truly a faggot of the highest pedigree

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:14:20 2021 No.26649200 >>26648844 So its a 20X? Wooooow big deal, nice one reddit stock fags. Great gains, now you know what it feels to be an alt trader when theres 3+ coins that do over 100X every month.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:14:38 2021 No.26649217 >>26648844 So for normies: We set up a market order now (since it's not open in USA). Then sell on Friday when they have to buy it? Is it that easy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:14:44 2021 No.26649223 >>26648937 as opposed to what, /biz/'s constant crypto shilling?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:15:32 2021 No.26649257 >>26649072 It's at $250 premarket. If you got in at $200 you're up 20%.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:16:18 2021 No.26649294 File: 114 KB, 1070x806, 1611073808253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26648844 Congrats Anon! You already made it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:16:34 2021 No.26649306 >>26648844 What was your initial investment? I assume you bought in options? how much was the premium?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:16:39 2021 No.26649310 >>26649072 Squeeze isn't close to done friendo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:16:47 2021 No.26649317 >>26648937 >he doesn't know what's about to happen Hint: If a bunch of hedge fund faggots go on tv whining about market manipulation and being scammed things are about to get ugly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:16:51 2021 No.26649319 >>26649217 >We set up a market order now (since it's not open in USA) Webull, Tastyworks and ZacksTrade all open premarket at 4 AM EST, fwiw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:16:55 2021 No.26649323 >>26649217 Yes, check Volkswagen stock in 2008 it’s the same thing but more potential since, the starting price was 20$ and most people will hold till 1,000$

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:17:48 2021 No.26649360 >>26649317 250 already and we're 17 minutes in pre-market. The squeeze is going to be fucking devastating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:18:38 2021 No.26649397 >>26649319 Nice, that's getting complicated for me since I'm a filthy third worlder and not many places like that like my address

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:19:29 2021 No.26649434 >>26649072 Hedgies are contractually obligated to buy back 130%+ of the total shares of gme. Big players are going to ape into the guaranteed winning bet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:19:30 2021 No.26649435 File: 1.82 MB, 498x268, 90hewbbfahbfh68a6yugafy8g2q892wtu8hfag923wq2ra.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26648844 I'm just here to watch jews lose their shirts and hopefully collapse everything, YEEEHAWWWW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:19:47 2021 No.26649447 File: 93 KB, 755x696, kek dog 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26649323 fuck yeah, I'll sell at $1001 because I like to live dangerously

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:20:27 2021 No.26649478 >>26649360 my funds won't clear for another 4 and a half hours fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:20:38 2021 No.26649492 >>26648844 >if you're not getting into this shit right now. What, you sold? Why not stay in if you can stand to make even more money?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:22:02 2021 No.26649548 Sorry guys, newfaggot who just signed up on RH and have 1k buying power. Do I just click the gme stock and put 1000 and hit submit or is there something else I should do? I have about 150k to play with but these fuckers only let me have 1k instantly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:23:54 2021 No.26649646 >>26649548 Apparently there’s a thing called Robinhood gold that lets you deposit more than 1k

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:24:49 2021 No.26649684 >>26649548 markets arent open yet u nigger just wait

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:25:06 2021 No.26649695 >>26649646 I tried to deposit 10k and only got 1k. Idk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:25:24 2021 No.26649712 >>26649319 Can I use any as a non american?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:25:42 2021 No.26649728 >>26649548 I signed up with TDAmeritrade 2 days ago and it was instant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:26:12 2021 No.26649748 >>26649072 I bought in at 200 after fucking up and not buying in at 80 and I'm up my long nosed friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:26:30 2021 No.26649763 >>26648998 what a garbage subhuman post right there

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:26:30 2021 No.26649764 >>26648844 this isn't funny. bears are people too, they have families and homes, you're taking all this away from them and for what? to brag? you're going to hell

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:27:16 2021 No.26649792 >>26649748 bought in at 83 here. HOLDING

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:28:15 2021 No.26649826 >>26649792 Congrats anon I fucking cucked myself wanting to buy at like 70 and then going to sleep assuming there wouldn't be as big of plays as there were

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:28:48 2021 No.26649857 File: 238 KB, 1578x644, {39C96DBE-6B63-41B4-AFEF-FFE9E755D5F1}.png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26649127 here retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:29:01 2021 No.26649867 Also is the USD going to be fucked in the near future?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:30:25 2021 No.26649930 File: 627 KB, 500x363, 1520001069034.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what door do I kick in to get a ticket response from etoro, I can't fucking 2FA because I changed my phone number

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:31:53 2021 No.26650002 >>26648937 >top It's trading at twice this price in European markets

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:33:09 2021 No.26650041 File: 73 KB, 750x1334, 0500C4E3-011C-467D-92E5-20D6E8ED435C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guys its really happening

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:33:23 2021 No.26650052 >>26648844 i made a ton off this shit too bro. only 1.2 million though, not as much as you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:33:34 2021 No.26650061 How long until a short company is contractually obliged to pay back the shares? In other words how long does the bubble need to exist for in order to do them in?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:33:43 2021 No.26650065 Can anyone explain to me why you would short this trying to time it right, instead of just selling when it's climbed a bit more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:34:23 2021 No.26650100 I put my last 6$ in NOK because poorfag. Fingers crossed there'll be a knock on effect Friday. Missed yesterday's because offspring was being you know, offspringy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:34:58 2021 No.26650122 >>26650061 Friday is expiry date

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:35:13 2021 No.26650139 >>26649857 So what's the critical mass where Melvin can do the 10% buyback and cover strategy? Couldn't they do that with any percentage of shares?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:35:15 2021 No.26650140 287 and we're 35 minutes into pre-market

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:35:33 2021 No.26650154 lol it's going to be $400 by open

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:35:44 2021 No.26650163 >>26650065 something something 130% something something bankruptsy something zion et cetera

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:35:53 2021 No.26650173 >>26650122 Seriously? How do you know this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:36:02 2021 No.26650178 File: 605 KB, 1080x1786, IMG_20210127_015213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26650065 Glowniggers trying to dump their short bags on you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:36:15 2021 No.26650193 I'm going to miss the boat if I buy at market open, aren't I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:36:30 2021 No.26650205 >>26650100 I bought NOK, then realized how shilled out it is on WSB, and how shitty the float is, sold it all, and put that money into GME at 82 at 6am ET yesterday

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:37:06 2021 No.26650242 Someone tell me how you niggers make 1000x off this shit? Yall using leverage or what?? I mean it did just like 10x right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:37:49 2021 No.26650266 >>26650242 call options

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:37:54 2021 No.26650270 >>26650178 I mean, I get wanting to out-jew them, but as an individual wouldn't it be less risky (although less rewarding) to just hop off before it crashes down?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:38:30 2021 No.26650290 >>26650270 short squeeze is going to be devastating. Diamond hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:39:24 2021 No.26650331 >>26650173 That's when the puts expire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:39:29 2021 No.26650333 >>26650205 >I bought NOK, then realized how shilled out it is on WSB, and how shitty the float is, sold it all, and put that money into GME at 82 at 6am ET yesterday You have money I don't. Fuck ((you)) Best of luck though. Enjoy your gains

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:39:42 2021 No.26650338 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13Yd524ZbDU

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:39:57 2021 No.26650349 >>26650041 280 now. JFC. I don't even think 1000 is fud anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:40:14 2021 No.26650366 >>26648844 >I just made 2 mil off this shit. It only went up 200%. How can make 2 mil unless you originally invested 1mil

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:40:40 2021 No.26650387 >>26650366 i bought when burry first talked about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:40:56 2021 No.26650397 File: 292 KB, 1216x937, 849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26650290 Gamestop is literally gonna cause a financial crisis It's hilarious

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:41:32 2021 No.26650433 How feasible is it that the squeeze goes to infinite, Melvin's bankruptcy bill goes to infinite and it causes a devastating ripple effect through financial institutions when liabilities with a limit at infinity suddenly have to be paid?

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:41:56 2021 No.26650460

>>26650052
>When you tell yourself over and over and over again that you won't miss the next Bitcoin, the next Ethereum, the next Link
>When anons have been shilling GameStop the past 6 months and you laughed at them, thinking they were buying into Blockbuster 2.0.

TFW youve already missed the next Bitcoin. It is too late, Sergei. It was always too late.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:42:23 2021 No.26650487 We're looking at the next BRK.A fellas. Don't sell for less than 100k

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:42:36 2021 No.26650501 >>26650242 depends when you bought, the bottom was $2 something so that's a 100x on shares alone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:43:19 2021 No.26650541 >>26649072 This can still go up. But it will go down at some point and people will lose a lot of money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:43:37 2021 No.26650553 >>26650433 Infinity is just a concept sadly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:43:49 2021 No.26650562 >>26650487 Shirley you can't be serious

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:44:29 2021 No.26650591 >>26648998 nonwhite

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:44:29 2021 No.26650594 It’s a bout to have a big drop. Sell and rebuy after dip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:44:50 2021 No.26650610 Explain to a retard like me. If the GME stock went for 150 bucks on closing time, how the fuck is it at 250 buck now that the market isn't even open?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:46:12 2021 No.26650671 >>26650610 Magic son

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:46:19 2021 No.26650675 >>26650594 What are the chances this whole event has put the fear of God in them and they know enough to cut their losses so they cover at the next dip. Or would they still be fucked financially barring a dip to like sub 50 or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:46:54 2021 No.26650700 >>26650349 its not anon, you don't want to miss this train. Here's a good thread from earlier... >>26622910

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:47:02 2021 No.26650701 >>26650562 Don't call me Shirley

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:47:38 2021 No.26650727 File: 46 KB, 600x400, 1496871336923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I just made 2 mil off this shit >posts shitty chart from Google

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:48:10 2021 No.26650754 >>26650610 European market/US premarket, I dont get the last one either

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:48:19 2021 No.26650758 >>26649072 $100K EOY. After that, sky's the limit.

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:48:43 2021 No.26650779

>>26648937
Afterhours @ 280 atm... shooting to 1k min. Melvin captial got a 2.75 billion dollar bailout for their fuckup and STILL have to liquidate their firm. Buy and hold this bitch until we skin these jews alive for undermining the US economy. HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:49:53 2021 No.26650818 File: 17 KB, 340x283, hold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26650779 HOLDING

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:54:07 2021 No.26650880 File: 210 KB, 444x500, 1429586140974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone trading with etoro? Trying to open other apps as a non american on time since people say it really is more of a social media app than a trading app.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:56:04 2021 No.26650982 >>26650880 just talked to my bulgarian buddy who uses etoro too and couldn't buy premarket. F

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:56:28 2021 No.26651003 >>26650818 This blood runs deep.. shills in here saying to dump have no conception of just how badly Wall Street fucked up on shorting this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:57:06 2021 No.26651028 >>26650270 Hop off when you need to but when you miss out cant blame anyone but yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:57:09 2021 No.26651030 293 and we're 57 minutes into pre-market

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:57:51 2021 No.26651066 >>26650880 >trading That's not trading, it is literal and figurative gambling. Nothing is being traded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:58:10 2021 No.26651081 One top WSB thread is now saying $5,000 reasonable. If enough tendie takers get on board with $5,000, holy fuck my mens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:00:21 2021 No.26651186 >>26651081 https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l60euz/theory_the_hold_is_working_and_the_squeeze_is/ Short squeeze is going to be biblical

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:01:04 2021 No.26651218 File: 298 KB, 1400x932, 7DAWLVILJZBX3IWON3X2IYMVIQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one's going in the history books fellas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:02:20 2021 No.26651264 >>26648937 cope, stay poor, you missed the opportunity of your lifetime, keep shilling crypto loser.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:02:56 2021 No.26651297 GOODDAMMIT XTB ACTIVATE ME ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:04:10 2021 No.26651362 >>26650331 How do you know they expire then and at what time on Friday? Market open?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:05:38 2021 No.26651430 File: 104 KB, 750x634, g-g-guys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know how any of this works but I really need some free money pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:05:40 2021 No.26651431 >>26649072 dude it's literally free money from now to friday we can reach any price imaginable 1k, 10k, 100k, maybe even 1 million this is the greatest transfer of value in human history

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:05:42 2021 No.26651433 >>26651362 When they do a false flag on Wall Street.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:05:47 2021 No.26651438 319 now 65 minutes into pre-market

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:05:55 2021 No.26651448 >>26651362 lol @ newfag not understanding options. get rekt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:06:01 2021 No.26651454 >>26648937 SHORT SQUEEZE Hold to friday and each share goes to 2k.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:06:13 2021 No.26651470 >>26651186 I only have $500 on this and I don't care if this is bullshit. I'm riding this shit to end and if I get burned I still got over $500 worth of laughs out of this. Be brave, anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:06:17 2021 No.26651473 Someone explain this shit. How are people buying and selling when the market is closed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:06:20 2021 No.26651476 >>26651438 Jesus christ, by the time I can get in, it'll be $400+

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:06:26 2021 No.26651479 I have 2 AMC $4 calls expiring 1/29 and 1 BB $20 call expiring 1/29. Should I exercise them or just cash out? never really fucked with options before

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:06:39 2021 No.26651487 >>26650982 >>26651066 Other options that can be functional immediately?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:08:00 2021 No.26651568 >>26651473 I set up a TDAmeritrade account 2 days ago and they let me do it. Might have to do with which bank you connect (there are tiers to banks)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:08:56 2021 No.26651618 >Waiting on robinhood to set my shit up in the morning >GME went up $100 in the last hour Fuck me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:10:18 2021 No.26651694 >>26651066 No, what Melvin did was gamble and manipulate markets. What retail is doing is emptying their bag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:11:36 2021 No.26651752 >>26651476 I was going to buy a stock in hopes of making a few hundred bucks but I can't even afford it now lol. Good luck boys.

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:16:06 2021 No.26651973
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so what does this buy actually mean? can I put a pending order to buy at 145 and it will actually do that once the market opens or is the actual buy price determined by premarket trading and 145 is basically just a limit buy?

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:18:46 2021 No.26652128

>>26650779
>Afterhours @ 280 atm... shooting to 1k min.
What is afterhours?
I've seen people talking about >$250 prices but how can it be going up or down after market close? Is it just speculative? Is it an indicator of what will happen when markets open?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:18:57 2021 No.26652141 When does trading resume? I want to see this shit explode in price.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:19:24 2021 No.26652156 Robinhood is endlessly timed out for sign up Where else do I go? Treat me as though im 6

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:20:37 2021 No.26652226 >>26652156 Drink some milk and take a nap

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:21:02 2021 No.26652244 >>26651430 reported for e-begging

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:21:10 2021 No.26652250 >>26650331 You are fucking retarded. Expiring puts does not obligate then to buy shares unless it was a short put, in which case they would be in massove profit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:21:33 2021 No.26652261 They hit it from 340 -> 290 -> now back to 310 they are so unbelievably fucked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:21:38 2021 No.26652264 >>26649200 Screenshot of your gains. I doubt you've even made $1

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:22:21 2021 No.26652303 >>26650397 I didn't expect the gamer uprising to be this brutal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:22:35 2021 No.26652316 >>26652128 There are dark pools that also trade, but not sure how that works exactly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:23:16 2021 No.26652347 >>26652141 Actual trades. I literally am just using TDAmeritrade and can do Day + Ext trades

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:24:25 2021 No.26652400 >>26652156 Its way past your bedtime mister

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:25:08 2021 No.26652438 File: 721 KB, 1293x1293, CE76CC7C-EF1E-4E08-8866-91EBB10E1909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:25:47 2021 No.26652462 >>26652156 it might not be available in your country

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:26:49 2021 No.26652520 How exactly are we beating the jews if all their buddies are buying in now? Sure one hedge is fucked but more just got a huge boost. Or am I wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:27:19 2021 No.26652543 >>26652128 @315 now... just use RH if you want to be a part of history. Realistically, this is only going to last until fri

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:27:21 2021 No.26652547 File: 17 KB, 495x362, WHY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26652226 >>26652244 >>26652400 WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON I JUST WANTED TO JOIN IN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:27:36 2021 No.26652559 File: 10 KB, 200x200, langan1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26652438

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:27:38 2021 No.26652563 >>26652347 When does the kike racket open for the day or whatever? I saw 6:30 EST is this correct?

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:28:46 2021 No.26652615

>>26652520
of course we're not taking out all the hedge funds, nor all of wall street.

Being able to take out one hedge fund, and their 13 billion (+bailouts) is fucking incredible. Especially while making $$$$.

These guys NEVER lose. Except for this time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:28:46 2021 No.26652617 Buying at open market it's retarded now.

pajeet Wed Jan 27 05:29:02 2021 No.26652625

>>26648844
anyone getting into this now is a retarded nigger.... the same retard nigger that will be whining that you told them to buy and it then went back down to nothing lol never buy the top. but then again you need them to buy the top for you to sell right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:29:41 2021 No.26652668 File: 170 KB, 360x346, kek.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26652400

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:31:09 2021 No.26652731 >>26652547 why not get TDAmeritrade? took me like 2 mins to set up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:31:43 2021 No.26652757 >>26652625 Oyveykin will be forced to buy on market value when the contract is up Friday

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:32:10 2021 No.26652778 >>26652563 9.30am-4pm Eastern Time https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/040115/when-do-stock-market-exchanges-close.asp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:32:52 2021 No.26652810 >>26652261 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ak_oBeC-I

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:33:04 2021 No.26652825 >>26652731 I'll give it a go, thanks

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:33:15 2021 No.26652834

>>26652625
>anyone getting into this now is a retarded nigger....
When premarket opened 90 minutes, we were at ~219. Now we're at ~320, a 68% increase. In my opinion there's no bad time to get in AS LONG AS YOU HEDGE WITH PUTS on the unlikely change everything collapses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:33:28 2021 No.26652848 File: 603 KB, 828x808, 1611621611494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26650818 HODL BORTHER HODL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:33:41 2021 No.26652863 >>26652617 Nobody told me you only get 3 trades in a week before they ban your account. I am basically forced to market buy at open instead of laddering buys because otherwise I'll be banned for 3 months what is this scam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:34:23 2021 No.26652907 >>26652731 >Try open TDAmeritrade >They ask me to fax the documents of my country of residency when other apps just ask me to upload them directly Why

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:34:31 2021 No.26652913 File: 23 KB, 480x467, 1611588551195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26652834 Fuck puts just HODL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:34:56 2021 No.26652932 Kek, this thread is dumbing hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:34:58 2021 No.26652936 File: 189 KB, 600x600, 1517803519226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] waiting for the sea of red once this inevitably goes tits up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:35:08 2021 No.26652947 >>26652907 america is still cash only. in some parts you'd better be ready to barter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:35:24 2021 No.26652960 >>26652834 id hate to imagine what the premiums are like on puts atm, would be insane for something thats slightly OTM

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:36:22 2021 No.26653012 >>26652617 5,000 HERE WE GO --- TO THE MOON --- $$$$

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:36:59 2021 No.26653046 >>26652936 You want some company in that sea of red don't you rabbi

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:37:26 2021 No.26653061

>>26652863
>Nobody told me you only get 3 trades in a week before they ban your account
3 round trip trades - buys and sells. You can buy as much as you want. Or you can apply for a margin account (which requires $25000 cash) and you make as many roundtrips as you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:37:34 2021 No.26653072 >>26652907 Oh I didn't have to do that. I live in the US and am using cash only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:39:10 2021 No.26653161 >>26652936 Diamond hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:43:59 2021 No.26653419 File: 160 KB, 394x360, 1582805788492.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26652936 I'm already 2500 up don't jinx it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:44:04 2021 No.26653422 >>26652863 You should have read more about it, don't expect biztards to hold your hand. I truly wish everyone here gets fucking rich as fuck but please do your own research

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:44:53 2021 No.26653469 get in now GME is going to $1,000 before EOW check em

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:46:14 2021 No.26653553 >>26653469 Going even higher than that, $2500+

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:46:55 2021 No.26653593 what if we go to jail, bros

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:47:26 2021 No.26653624 File: 62 KB, 1429x473, Screenshot_20210127-104342_Revolut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26653422 >>26653061 Put me in the screencap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:48:35 2021 No.26653688 How do i make money on this shit at this point with more leverage? Are options available or not written yet. I dont want to buy just like 1 stock

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:48:38 2021 No.26653691 File: 57 KB, 1000x500, bale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26653624 YAAAS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:51:46 2021 No.26653865 450-500 EOD

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:51:48 2021 No.26653866

Given that the GME is now selling in DAX already at >300$ and rising, it seems to me reasonable to expect that it can go to like 1000$ already today in NYSEX. Assuming Melvin will bankrupt, where is the limit for melvin's debtors w/r liabilities?

So, let's say the stock price would peak at 10000$, melvin would need to buy back their shorts, fail to do that and bankrupt. In such scenario, how much purchasing power would be used to actually buy back the shorted shares? Would the bankrupt just cause nobody buying back the shorts? Or are melvin's debtors liable for the shorts after the bankrupt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:51:58 2021 No.26653880 >>26653624 >buying fraction shares

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:52:09 2021 No.26653886 nobody's keeping money on this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:54:49 2021 No.26654038 File: 48 KB, 300x290, 1600187326261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26653886 no one but me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:56:59 2021 No.26654164 >>26653886 The squeeze to end all squeezes will take this 2500+. All people need to do is HOLD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:57:33 2021 No.26654196 >>26653886 So lets go down in flames together shlomo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:58:01 2021 No.26654223 >>26654164 I can't fucking wait to witness it holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:58:08 2021 No.26654232 Sell and buy MUSE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:58:09 2021 No.26654234 File: 61 KB, 687x759, REEEEEEEE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ETORO LET ME IN RIGHT NOW IM MISSING THE ROCKET SHIIIIPPPPPPPPPP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:59:24 2021 No.26654303 >>26648844 It’s at 300+ now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:59:30 2021 No.26654307 >>26653624 based Revolut speculator

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 05:59:50 2021 No.26654324 File: 30 KB, 450x311, 1432777328160-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FOUR AND A HALF HOURS TILL MARKET OPENS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:00:21 2021 No.26654348 File: 25 KB, 600x600, diamondhands.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DIAMOND HANDS HOLD

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:01:05 2021 No.26654384 File: 6 KB, 216x180, i wonder who's behind this hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] haven't had this much fun since negative oil

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:01:13 2021 No.26654394 >>26649764 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:01:57 2021 No.26654429 File: 38 KB, 426x341, 1534547692414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >360

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:04:19 2021 No.26654577 >>26654307 How good is Revolut for stuff like stocks or crypto? t. only using it for currency conversion

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:05:58 2021 No.26654666 >>26653593 Why would you got to jail for buying a stock? If it was illegal it wouldnt be on the market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:07:34 2021 No.26654774 burger here, what can I use to instantly buy GME? Robinhood says I'll have to wait FOUR FUCKING BUSINESS DAYS for my bank transfer to post

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:08:40 2021 No.26654842 They hit it again from 340->285->back to 310 already. Second time they've tried. THIS IS GOING 2500+ HOLD!!!! HOLD!!!

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:09:55 2021 No.26654904

If the niggers that shorted GME to begin with go bankrupt, who's gonna buy your retard stock back? If there's no contractual obligation to buy this overly inflated stock back, nobody will.
Getting in on the gains would be interesting but I'm not sure what will happen afterwards, market manipulation is a serious offense. Not
trying to fud, just letting you niggers know.
Certainly not something I need. Also, the stock markets can literally put a ban on trading certain stocks. They did last year with Wirecard (they banned shorting it then).
Doesn't matter what I tell you fags, you'll call me glowie or fudder. DYOR.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:11:39 2021 No.26655000 Also: >>26654842 >Reddit spacing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:13:51 2021 No.26655131 File: 185 KB, 254x274, chrislangan2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26655000 2500+ tyvm also nice digits

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:14:39 2021 No.26655175 >>26654904 >market manipulation is a serious offense We just like this stock rabbi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:15:53 2021 No.26655234 uhhh guys??? https://twitter.com/andrewrsorkin/status/1354387252831543297

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:17:01 2021 No.26655298 >>26654577 it follows the price of those assets but you don't physically own them, so you can just dip in and out instantly, 1% fee though. If you don't mind not owning and just speculating on price, then it's pretty cushty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:17:52 2021 No.26655352 Now its too late my niggas. even if this shoots up to 1000 its literally only a 5x, not worth the risk because the dump will happen in seconds at some point Good Luck to everyone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:18:03 2021 No.26655359 >>26655234 >340 I won't be able to buy when the market opens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:20:01 2021 No.26655471 File: 44 KB, 625x415, EPfxC7pUwAEAHVw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26655234 Uh oh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:20:37 2021 No.26655515 It's going to be a bloodbath if that link is true, I was just about to buy some aswell, Thank you God

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:20:42 2021 No.26655524 >>26655234 OHNONONONONONONONO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:21:26 2021 No.26655570 >>26655234 The new party line is going to be "they're lying" or "there are still other hedge funds in this shitshow!". One big spender dropping out at this point, and the whole thing crumbles to dust. Fun while it lasted, at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:23:03 2021 No.26655659 >>26654904 Hey Gabriel, I wish you well when all of this is said and done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:23:25 2021 No.26655686 this post confirms everyone on /biz/ post fake portfolios

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:24:28 2021 No.26655759 >>26654774 They give you an advance for the amount you want to transfer. As long as you have the funds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:24:34 2021 No.26655762 what the fuck is the point of closing the markets if then the price is still going up? i wanted to buy yesterday at 150 but since it closed i had to wait and now its gonna be like 300? thats bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:26:19 2021 No.26655857 >>26653886 t. Melvin

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:26:36 2021 No.26655876

>>26648983
Do you think that matters
A short squeeze can be a catalyst for a bubble. There is no reason why the price needs to be evermore higher merely because there is a short squeeze. If you can't see the obvious influx of inexperienced clueless retails with ridiculous expectations I don't know if you'd ever see any bubble.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:27:39 2021 No.26655940 >>26655234 Is it ogre guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:27:46 2021 No.26655948 File: 409 KB, 780x780, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine getting Melvined.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:27:49 2021 No.26655952 >>26655234 THEY CANT HANDLE CRYPTO VOLATILITY?? THEN WE BRING THE VOLATILITY TO THEM

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:28:48 2021 No.26656004 >>26655940 >https://twitter.com/andrewrsorkin/status/1354387252831543297 ITS FUD BY MELVIN. BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:28:57 2021 No.26656013 >>26655948 Losing billions and having to get bailed out by other hedge funds?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:30:05 2021 No.26656071 File: 390 KB, 718x404, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26656004

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:30:31 2021 No.26656098 so wait, is it even possible for them to exit their entire position in GME premarket? is this just fud? the news anchor also is smilin like fuckery is afoot https://twitter.com/andrewrsorkin/status/1354387252831543297

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:31:43 2021 No.26656167 >>26656098 All they need to do is rattle enough of the paper hands that bought in at the peak yesterday. The stock is going to zero.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:32:59 2021 No.26656247 Buying MUSE is by far the best thing you can do foelr yourself

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:33:59 2021 No.26656302
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>>26655359
That's a good thing
>>26656098
They did it all night. Not everything that happens happens in the open market. Institutions frequently use OTC to hide what they're doing and to get better execution.
I did notice this though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:34:36 2021 No.26656348 DIAMOND HANDS MOTHERFUCKERS

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:35:02 2021 No.26656383
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>>26648937
Well good luck coping with not getting in on this, people are making money from nothing and you are calling them plebbits ahahhahha
The absolute state of /biz/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:36:12 2021 No.26656445 >>26656302 >That's a good thing Well that what it seems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:38:41 2021 No.26656601 File: 26 KB, 600x598, 3c8f5a9a5a09f9369a7443d85e3029be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >we have received your application and are still reviewing your materials >application approval can take 1-5 business days

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:41:15 2021 No.26656755 Back to 250. Fuck these greedy motherfuckers trying to manipulate the stock. I don't even care if I take way less profit off this. More about sending a message. DIAMOND HANDS LETS GO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:42:10 2021 No.26656811 >>26655876 This buty in for the pump and then short the inevitable crash after double dip that chip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:43:03 2021 No.26656850 >>26649434 isn't it 130% of the floating shares rather ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:43:27 2021 No.26656876 >>26648998 yellow hands wrote this post

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:43:33 2021 No.26656881 Everyone saying buy is selling at open.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:44:41 2021 No.26656953 >>26649146 it’s a plebbit tier larp

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:45:20 2021 No.26656976

>>26654904
>If there's no contractual obligation to buy this overly inflated stock back
But there is. That's how shorting works. Investors have borrowed 140% of available GME shares and sold them, and have to pay interest on them until they buy them back and return them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:45:29 2021 No.26656985 >>26656881 Go be a jew somewhere else you fucking kike

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:46:11 2021 No.26657017 >>26649548 In 2 hours and 15 minutes you hit buy on GME. That’s it. Then sit back and smoke a cigar and laugh with all your new Jewish friends! That’s how the boys at Melvin Cap. do it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:46:35 2021 No.26657034 >>26650460 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:48:02 2021 No.26657113 it just needs to drop another 10% to hit my fucking limit buy come on you fucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:48:46 2021 No.26657152 >>26656881 >Everyone saying buy is selling at open. Fuck off shill

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:49:00 2021 No.26657167

>>26654577
don't know for stocks, but for crypto it's garbage, it takes like 2 to 4% fees on buy and sell, and you don't own the crypto it's just a tracker.
fuming pile of shit imo, but can be useful If you're smelling some big move and you don't have time to wire some funds to binance or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:51:09 2021 No.26657311 File: 147 KB, 553x425, hold the line.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLD THE LINE! DIAMOND HANDS ONLY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:54:27 2021 No.26657525 >>26648844 Is it still worth buying into GME or did I miss the train?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:56:05 2021 No.26657631 File: 227 KB, 1000x1000, IMG_20190815_165631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VERIFY MY SHIT ROBINHOOD

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:57:12 2021 No.26657700 >>26651186 >https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l60euz/theory_the_hold_is_working_and_the_squeeze_is/ DEAR GOD

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 06:57:25 2021 No.26657712 >>26657525 nobody knows

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:02:50 2021 No.26658067 HOLD THE FUCKING LINE BROS they will not be able to cover all their shorts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:04:51 2021 No.26658190 Diamond Hands Only

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:05:51 2021 No.26658252 >>26649792 85 marine here, what am I up now, 200%? Who knows. NOT SELLING UNTIL 1.3K

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:06:21 2021 No.26658278 FULL SEND

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:07:54 2021 No.26658376 passenger here what stops an online forum from manipulating a stock price in a small country, let's say pump and dump some estonian corp or some other?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:08:26 2021 No.26658412 File: 28 KB, 450x299, hold1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26658252 1.3K? 2.5k+!!! DIAMOND HANDS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:09:38 2021 No.26658490 >>26658412 I actually agree. I just realised the best play would be to set my limit sell to something absurd like 4k but also put down a trailing stop-loss. This would take maximum advantage of the infinite short squeeze.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:13:17 2021 No.26658722 >>26648998 only a leatherskin nigger would say this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:14:11 2021 No.26658773 Complete brainlette newfag here. So I have to wait for Monday to buy GME? I see that I can put in a market or limit order or should I just wait until Monday to make a move? p.s. I'm just doing this to give em the gas. ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:16:12 2021 No.26658884 >>26658773 You should be able to buy on market open? 9.30am ET

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:17:00 2021 No.26658934 >>26657525 You missed it, fortunately for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:19:15 2021 No.26659074 >>26658773 Lurk more. Also google fuckhead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:19:40 2021 No.26659110 File: 50 KB, 800x450, 1582658430232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I sold at $20

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:24:20 2021 No.26659401 Their manipulation tactics are absolutely fucking nasty. They deserve everything that's coming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:25:12 2021 No.26659450 File: 29 KB, 400x383, sad pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26648844 Etoro doesn't let me buy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:26:57 2021 No.26659561 >>26659450 Using etoro is giving money to Israel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:28:26 2021 No.26659672 >>26649695 buy the $5 gold pass and ur limit gets changed to 5k

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:31:14 2021 No.26659855 >>26659561 I don't know what else to use.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:31:43 2021 No.26659879 Man. These guys just pissed off all the GME rocket riders. They will be infinitely more motivated to make this sky rocket just to send a fucking message. Fuck the money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:34:32 2021 No.26660062 When the market opens, we ride

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:35:34 2021 No.26660147 >>26660062 Should I still jump on it? t.>>26659450

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:38:28 2021 No.26660331 >>26659450 >using a meme broker

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:38:35 2021 No.26660337 Could explain a europoor what's happening?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:40:35 2021 No.26660508 >>26660331 See>>26659855

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:42:22 2021 No.26660635

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:42:51 2021 No.26660680 >>26660337 >Could explain a europoor what's happening? A Hedge Fund shorted Gamespot to make profits. Reddit and 4chan are buing Gamespot stocks fucking up the Hedge Funds plans (they are going bankcrupt on friday).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:43:54 2021 No.26660752 >>26660331 >Tried opening other app accounts >Only etoro has given me access to deposit funds >Others still pending verification AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:45:16 2021 No.26660838 >>26660635 Seethe and cope, retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:45:23 2021 No.26660848 >>26649317 lmao good point

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:45:30 2021 No.26660861 >>26660147 WSB is absolutely furious with their disgusting manipulation tactic. I imagine GME rocket riders will want to double triple quadruple whatever it takes to fuck up these manipulative fucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:49:03 2021 No.26661085 >>26660752 try trading212

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:49:40 2021 No.26661119
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>Want to get in
>Robinhood just error 400's on the signup page
>Register on eToro
>They took my money, THEN told me about the verification requirements
>Need to sign some form and press accept
>Page errors every time
Fucking hell guys, I guess I'll miss out on this one

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:49:57 2021 No.26661142

>>26659879
You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:50:49 2021 No.26661205 >>26661085 Still pending m8

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:51:17 2021 No.26661240 >>26661142 Are you jewish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:55:00 2021 No.26661493 >>26661142 nice try, but I saw this pasta yesterday. fuck off kike

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:55:43 2021 No.26661538 >>26661142 Did you say buy more GME??? Okay. TIME TO BUY MORE GME!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 07:57:39 2021 No.26661681 >>26661119 >Fucking hell guys, I guess I'll miss out on this one consider yourself lucky

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:04:06 2021 No.26662184 >>26656098 They just transferred their bags to another name to fud you dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:04:16 2021 No.26662200 File: 975 KB, 576x1024, 1606647921372.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >4chan and plebbit cause a financial collapse that eclipses the 2008 financial crisis that'll be something

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:04:20 2021 No.26662206 >>26656881 I just bought 40$ when the market opens how rich am I going to be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:07:23 2021 No.26662405 >>26654904 FDIC. There is no escape. I'm holding my last gme until I trade it for a pallet of trillion dollar tubmans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:07:51 2021 No.26662446 I bought $600 worth in gamestop. Did I fuck up or should I cancel order? I don't know anything about this shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:10:50 2021 No.26662649 >>26648844 Hey anon, buy the shitcoins I'm sitting in so I make a lot of money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:12:13 2021 No.26662757 >>26648844 Research 0xBitcoin. Congrats on making money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:17:04 2021 No.26663098 >>26662446 You'll probably make double, although maybe manually buy to see if there's a dip, or even a crash if the short selllers really have closed their positions (bought back the shares they short sold).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:17:23 2021 No.26663122 >>26662446 you’re gonna be a millionaire by noon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:17:37 2021 No.26663131 HOLD THE LINE SHORTS STILL HAVE NOT COVERED DIAMOND HANDS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:19:58 2021 No.26663299 File: 54 KB, 332x412, 1432356335805.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really hope shit goes below so I can buy some stocks for meme energy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:26:22 2021 No.26663744 which broker to use? I'm in yurop I'm ok using your referral links if you give a good tip

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:28:25 2021 No.26663908 >>26648998 shut the fuck up and get off my board

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:31:05 2021 No.26664128 >>26650553 we shall see about that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:35:10 2021 No.26664460 >>26648844 >Buy my bags

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:37:25 2021 No.26664633 >>26648844 Buy Rubic when you get rich anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:41:40 2021 No.26664962 >>26661142 This absolutely reeks of desperation KEK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:42:56 2021 No.26665062 File: 2.61 MB, 200x284, C2A65CE7-0B81-4854-B14C-4B1602ECBDD7.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26662200 >LINK goes to $81,000 overnight as the banks topple like dominos P O T T E R Y

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:43:53 2021 No.26665126

>>26648844
If we're generous and assume you bought at $18, and sold at the absolute tippy top ($243, outside of US market hours), that gives you a 13x gain.
You said you made 2 mil, that means you must've invested around $150k into Gamestop, one of the biggest meme stocks around, before it exploded.

That doesn't seem realistic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:43:56 2021 No.26665130 So do I just click buy stock or what how does this work? Do I have to pick a special option to do the right thing or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:48:39 2021 No.26665497 >>26665126 He can make way more than 13x if he got call options before the boom even 3 weeks ago when they were dirt cheap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:52:27 2021 No.26665802 >>26649072 The fact that it held at $50 throughout the shittiest console gen in history proves the shorts were bullshit from the start. $200 is by any objective measure a mere 4x above historical.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 08:53:32 2021 No.26665885 >>26649072 its going to 10k you retard

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