/cmg/ - Comfy Market General

[Anonymous No.26666844]

Comfy market thread. No normies or reddit fags.

A refuge for people sick of all the retards shitting up ess em gee. Worked last night lets see if it works in hours.

[Anonymous No.26667084]

Missed me, trannime niggers?

[Anonymous No.26667099]

hello friends? beside the GME, AMC, and BB drama, what are you watching today?

[Anonymous No.26667103]

It's insane how much the generals have changed from even just a week ago. I really don't like them as much anymore

[Anonymous No.26667128]

This shit is so fucking terrifying.

[Anonymous No.26667137]

>>26667103
This.

[Anonymous No.26667146]

>>26667084
Why do you hate anime so much? Did it hurt you as a child?

[Anonymous No.26667159]

>all non-meme stocks down
>all meme stocks up
You fucks gonna crash the market by next Monday

[Anonymous No.26667170]

Dumping my CLF at open, don't even know which meme to chase but these fucking bags have held me back too long

[Anonymous No.26667214]

>>26667103
Yeah ess em gee has gotten raped and pillaged, I do like how the board generally isn't just a bunch of rug pulling crypto jeets anymore though

[Anonymous No.26667264]

well grandpa, keep holding your trash shit coins
I don’t buy these shittokens, I have xsn on my portfolio
If this idiots believe in that dump this is their problem.
Layer2 DEX is the future.

[Anonymous No.26667280]

>>26667159
It's definitely coming. Can't say when but the pendulum is definitely swinging back.

[Anonymous No.26667328]

anons i dont feel so good...

[Anonymous No.26667364]

>>26667103
It’s the zoomer piranhas bro they fucking swarm like bugs to a community and ruin it with their sheep mentality and low iq grammar. Anyways can’t wait to buy AMC puts when the time is right

[Anonymous No.26667367]

>>26667159
It's tragic. I'm worried it's going to keep going lower...

[Anonymous No.26667369]

Anyone watching any Australian mining stocks? All the coordinates action made me feel nostalgic about GXY /Galaxy (remember them?). Just watching the happenings is exciting, a nice change from the rugpullers and scammers.

[Anonymous No.26667392]

What the fuck retards, you spent all this year touting it's clown market, and then when the chaos really comes you run like little bitches? Lean into it faggots, once in a lifetime oppurtunity to act retarded and feel like a king with your 5 figure portfolio amongst this sea of 4 figure autism. Even LCIguy is spamming GME now. Stop being butthurt fags

[Anonymous No.26667397]

>>26667099
Everything besides fucking memes is red, so I probably won't look at my portfolio.
>>26667103
Same, they will fuck off when the rug gets pulled though. Fucking morons asking simple questions instead of just googling it, just shits the place up.

[Anonymous No.26667501]

>>26667392
Enjoy telling the fucking mouthbreathers what time the market opens 20 times an hour. We'll be comfy here.

[Anonymous No.26667565]

>>26667146
I don't hate low-quality cartoons for girls. I just despise the lone and sad faggots who try to push it as a prerequisite to browsing this site even though they have been the minority here for at least the last 5-10 years. Anime also goes hand in hand with trannies. So there's that.

[Anonymous No.26667704]

>What the fuck retards, you spent all this year touting it's clown market, and then when the chaos really comes you run like little bitches? Lean into it faggots, once in a lifetime oppurtunity to act retarded and feel like a king with your 5 figure portfolio amongst this sea of 4 figure autism. Even LCIguy is spamming GME now. Stop being butthurt fags

[Anonymous No.26667763]

There is too much greed even for my own tastes. I’m pulling out my money at open Bois and going 100% cash at least until Monday.

[Anonymous No.26667825]

>>26667392
>Even LCIguy is spamming GME now.
>Even
>now
lol

[Anonymous No.26667850]

You guys worried for SRAC? I think the CEO news is unironically bullish for the company because it alleviates so many headaches, sad for Kokorich though because this wa shis company and his dream and the US basically told him to go fuck himself.

[Anonymous No.26667996]

>>26667850
I'm worried in general, meme tulip mania and greed are through the roof while everything else is dumping

[Anonymous No.26667999]

Everything I hold is so red... I bought the dip yesterday but it just keeps dipping... hold me bros

[Anonymous No.26668055]

Buy WKHS today. Wouldn't be surprised to see a sell off to $29. Easy money.

[Anonymous No.26668083]

Im bigly in gme but im experiencing a mounting sense of dread and panic about the market. I feel like im in a dream. I just want to wake up

[Anonymous No.26668113]

>>26667159
Oh no, please. Anything but that.

[Anonymous No.26668163]

>>26667763
Smart. Let the retards pump dogshit memes thinking it’s a never ending carnival anyone who’s been in the market more than year knows who’s in charge

[Anonymous No.26668285]

>>26667565
Based

[Anonymous No.26668601]

>>26667170
I'd say hold it until X earnings but these are weird fucking times. You might just want to keep it in cash.

[Anonymous No.26668623]

Genuinely feel sick when I see zombies like AMC being pumped 300%.
Is this what JPM felt before 1929?

Even Bury who called GME last year is calling this insanity.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-investor-michael-burry-big-041451224.html

[Anonymous No.26668978]

>>26668623
He's probably just trying to cover his ass.

[Anonymous No.26669092]

>>26668623
Burry never liked fun.

[Anonymous No.26669426]

>people buying stock should be illegal

[Anonymous No.26669431]

>>26668623
unlike GME, AMC is going to create a lot of bagholders out of even those that got in fairly early. GME had months of buildup to get in at a cost basis that will never be reached again. AMC is probably going to do an offering at a high price to finance themselves out of debt (insane) and instantly dump on these guys

[Anonymous No.26669486]

CHINESE SPECULATIVE STOCKS DUMPING
>CHINESE SPECULATIVE STOCKS DUMPING

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.26669490]

Today is gonna hurt. B-buy the dip...

[Anonymous No.26669503]

mornin bros

[Anonymous No.26669598]

Loading up on some UVXY today. All of these clown market shenanigans are going to cause some crazy shit.

[Anonymous No.26669600]

realistically, how long and hard of a dump could FUCKING GAMESTOP cause?

[Anonymous No.26669719]

>>26669431
An interesting one I've seen that not many people have picked up yet is RDHL, a pharma company that Cathie has been buying up for ARK, with a 99% short float, theyve got a new COVID oral pill in trial as well as some exciting patents.

Also,

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.26669822]

>>26669600
Idk but I’m going all cash, then gonna buy 400 SPY calls for later this year when things bottom out.

[Anonymous No.26669854]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.26669873]

lol@XRT

[Anonymous No.26670274]

>>26667565
I will be spending my chainlink gains on hundred of premium figurines of my favorite waifus, and there's nothing you can do stop me

[Anonymous No.26670309]

HOLY SHIT, AAL MOONING!!

[Anonymous No.26670370]

My kikehood orders aren't filling. Basado.

[Anonymous No.26670477]

>>26670274
>waifus
>s

[Anonymous No.26670581]

>>26670309
Right that's it, I'm fucking pulling everything, this is peak clown market.

[Anonymous No.26670613]

Robinhood sitting the bed because of meme stocks
Jesus

[Anonymous No.26670674]

>dow -1.39%
>nasdaq -1.99%
>sp500 -1.65%
>GME +109%
FUCKING
GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.26670698]

I can't log into TDA were being jewed aren't we

[Anonymous No.26670705]

That's one impressive sea of red right now. Pitch me a cheap, /CMG/.

[Anonymous No.26670775]

>>26670274
>I'm going to spend all my money to maintain my virginity and there's nothing you can do [to] stop me
Go on, have fun.

[Anonymous No.26670832]

ETORO wont let me trade. disgusting

[Anonymous No.26670835]

>>26670705
I'm thinking about going in on some ROPE

[Anonymous No.26670919]

>>26670309
iirc that was several people's signal that a total market crash is coming. sitting in a lot of cash right now

[Anonymous No.26670920]

just let me into my account

please.

i have options that expire sir i beg you

[Anonymous No.26670957]

>>26670832
Both my Goyhood and TDA are down.

[Anonymous No.26670961]

Down 7% so far. No cash available to buy anything today though.

[Anonymous No.26671004]

down I go

[Anonymous No.26671047]

>AMD Down 7.2%
Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.26671141]

[Anonymous No.26671356]

>TR call up 600% from yestreday
oh baby

[Anonymous No.26671433]

God this is fucking stupid how do these billion $ companies not have servers?

[Anonymous No.26671444]

>>26670919
Care to explain the reasoning behind this theory?

[Anonymous No.26671458]

I've been TOOTing at you guys, holy fuck my calls are printing when do I sell ahhhhh

[Anonymous No.26671647]

ETORO GME Market is already closed. Fuck those guys

[Anonymous No.26671684]

>>26670674
>Indexes down
>Meme stocks up

>GME hits $400 today
>Gradual sell off until closing bell
>TSLA earnings after bell
>Unable to justify insane valuation, begins to dump AH
>Retail gets spooked and begins cash out of market en masse
>Meme and tech stocks take a dump
>QQQ, SPY and DOW open -5%, 3 circuit breakers tomorrow

Can’t wait

[Anonymous No.26671686]

>gme limit sell didnt go through because broker froze
getting worried, accelerating my exit
>>26671444
i have no idea. just that these guys seemed smarter than me

[Anonymous No.26671687]

>>26671356
>>26671458
Looks like we're getting vertical halts today heuheuheu

[Anonymous No.26671760]

wtf is this?

[Anonymous No.26671940]

Seriously this shit is literally dotcom bubble shit. God dammit if Kikehood fucks me before I can get out I swear there will be some Minecrafting going down.

[Anonymous No.26671964]

>trying to join the amc hype train
>Pending bullshit

Fuck I think it's over. The ez times are over frens.

[Anonymous No.26672030]

>>26667159
what are meme stocks

[Anonymous No.26672073]

feeling very comfy

[Anonymous No.26672082]

>>26671760
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING THROUGH

[Anonymous No.26672165]

Nothing is working

[Anonymous No.26672314]

>>26666844
WHERE'S MY FUCKING STOCKS FREETRADE

[Anonymous No.26672404]

>my niche, expensive but reliable Britbong broker is down
AHHH IM GETTING BOGGED, I CAN'T EVEN GET OUT IF I WANTED TO.

[Anonymous No.26672849]

Be honest, are we due for a market crash? Is this going to happen?

[Anonymous No.26672875]

>nothing working
>everything down
>worst day for stocks since october
Bears were right. This is it.

[Anonymous No.26673010]

Guess AMC is dead now.
>>26672849
Yes, absolutely. We are in total euphoria.

[Anonymous No.26673066]

GME halted as $269.69
it's a sign

[Anonymous No.26673168]

I knew it was a market wide sell signal when /pol/ was covered in gme threads. I wish I went with my gut more often.

Thinking about picking up an ASML cheapie. Good idea or wait?

[Anonymous No.26673195]

>>26672875
Even tradingview is struggling with the load. Slow to load charts for anyone else?

Someone hold me, I've just had my gains for the year wiped out.

[Anonymous No.26673211]

269.69
>269.69
269.69
>269.69
269.69
>269.69
269.69
>269.69

BLESSED NUMBER

[Anonymous No.26673394]

>>26672849
i have no doubt at this point. GME is going to make me enough cash to ride it out comfortably. thank you jesus. i hope you all have some cash on hand

[Anonymous No.26673405]

>>26673211
>>26673066
Fuck off gme niggers there’s literally dozens of threads for you

[Anonymous No.26673543]

>>26673405
No you fuck off you nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.26673609]

>>26673195
Fucking hell, brother. I'm not doing so good either. Everything is slow and I'm bleeding red...

[Anonymous No.26673844]

>>26666844
>No sticky
New in town?

[Anonymous No.26674157]

>>26673405
GME is controlling the market right now bro. the more unstable it is, the more unstable everything else is. hedge funds blowing up means bad news for everyone but gme holders

[Anonymous No.26674288]

WHEN IS POWELL SPEAKING??
Market is more focused on Chamath in some corners...

Should I take profit on UVXY before he gets up there?

[Anonymous No.26674310]

>>26673844
Do you mean the OP text? That would encourage newfags.

>>26673609
How can everyone's broker be taking a shit, we must be a peak saturation. Seriously considering just liquidating everything if I can get through.

[Anonymous No.26674392]

Fucking C3.AI has autism strength.

[Anonymous No.26674472]

>>26674288
2PM I think

[Anonymous No.26674692]

>>26674310
I'm in 50% cash right now. God willing you can make it through, this is insane.

[Anonymous No.26675473]

Honestly I'm glad Horse can pump behind the scenes. God it's been two years wait and we still aren't even CLOSE to our potential.

[Anonymous No.26675648]

>sea of red
>my comfy basket of Canadian medical, tech, and pot stocks are all trending up
Glad I'm so far not exposed to this meme shit.

[Anonymous No.26675871]

Guys I know its a little late but my broker wasnt even loading but buy BIGC.

[Anonymous No.26676021]

>>26675648
Does that not mean the entire market is a meme? Oh god the crash is here.

[Anonymous No.26676112]

Hahaha holy fuck RKT finally decides to start moving upwards and it's during this euphoric meme bonanza.

[Anonymous No.26676566]

How do you all feel about TOPS as a cheap gamble?

With Biden cutting back North American oil production I wonder how much of an increased need there will be for Oil transporters.

[Anonymous No.26676699]

>>26676566
I wouldn't touch that shit even if there was a short squeeze opportunity.

[Anonymous No.26676706]

Honestly I think GME would dump if people could get through to their broker to sell. I can see Blackrock unloading their bags while the normies are clawing at the gates.

[Anonymous No.26677060]

>>26676021
I feel like most of the market is getting dragged by association to the meme stocks, but mine currently have enough degrees of separation from the US euphoria that they're not visibly touched.
Emphasis on currently: if shit's not sorted soon, I'm sure I'll be dragged down, too.

[Anonymous No.26677085]

>>26676706
>lvl 2 data
looks like it's over for the day

[Anonymous No.26677211]

What happens when Powell gets asked about froth in the market, and he says basically it’s not the fed’s responsibility to regulate the equity market?

>>26674392
Fuck me I was hoping it would form a nicer dip

>>26674310
I JUST WANTED TO BE COMFY

[Anonymous No.26677373]

>>26677085
But we're only an hour into trading and I think it's on the third halt.

[Anonymous No.26677414]

>they opened up "OTM" $320 strikes
>those are probably going to be ITM today or tomorrow
at the very least, gamma squeeze on friday again

[Anonymous No.26677425]

>>26667099
RTX low, great buy opportunity

[Anonymous No.26677523]

why is GALT down

[Anonymous No.26677679]

>>26677523
Because Pendy takes it up the ass.

[Anonymous No.26677776]

>>26677373
yeah. dips being bought

[Anonymous No.26677812]

bought up AMD at 87

[Anonymous No.26677981]

>>26677679
has penduloo been seen any time in the past few months
i havent been in the threads at all 0_0

[Anonymous No.26677982]

Great now Goyhood kicked me out of my account and won't let me back in. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.26678010]

Why is ABNB pumping bro's?

[Anonymous No.26678016]

Posting soft anime boobs, the most comfy of comfy

[Anonymous No.26678070]

>>26677982
same

[Anonymous No.26678077]

whats best site to buy AMC in Australia?

[Anonymous No.26678079]

Finally sold CLF gains and put them into BB. PLTR continues to be a comfy hold and I think it will continue for the next 10+ years.

[Anonymous No.26678156]

>>26677776
I just want it to be over.

[Anonymous No.26678169]

holy shid, where my AMChads at?

[Anonymous No.26678276]

They wouldnt let me go all in on AMC, so i bought XOM, NOK and Intel for long term incremental gains, hopefully.

Meme stonks are too stressful, i nearly shit blood when premarket AMC went up to 25 and opened on 15

[Anonymous No.26678305]

>>26677981
He lurks and doesn't use his trip anymore. I kind of miss him compared to some of the retards we have now.

[Anonymous No.26678532]

Cunny Market General
Buy UTZ

[Anonymous No.26678563]

>>26678305
I am genuinely concerned that Tinny should be on suicide watch. I mean he was annoying as fuck but I don't want him to commit sudoku.

[Anonymous No.26678571]

>Ridiculous p/e ratios are in fact fundamentally justified by loose fiscal policy, scarcity, and TINA
>Even GreatMemeEvent is fundamentally worth $15 billion after the dust settles, trading close to CHWY multiples with 300% digital revenue growth
>Journalists meme the hell out RoBiNzOoMeRs HaTe FuNdAmEnTaLs anyway -- because boomers and hedgies don't care about fundamentals like scarcity and short interest
>Indexes dump out of fear -- but the underlying fundamentals haven't changed
>Massive upward correction of tech to higher multiples, and all sectors now trade closer to former tech multiples
>Next generation is now priced out of stocks and not just houses

[Anonymous No.26678630]

>>26678276
NOC is a great buy
you did well

[Anonymous No.26678712]

I FUCKING HATE ROBINHOOD PIECE OF FUKCING SHIT1!!

[Anonymous No.26678802]

>>26678563
did tinny sell his GME before the pump?
are there screenshots?

[Anonymous No.26678825]

>#saveAMC trends on twitter
the normies are coming

[Anonymous No.26678828]

>>26678563
He made it off of LINK so he's fine. I saw him posting last night. God this C3.AI recovery. Seriously if anyone hasn't been at least watching how it behaves since IPO you need to keep it on your list. Can't wait for Corporate A.I. to control my life.

[Anonymous No.26678868]

>>26678532
take it from a nut, utz are better than nuts

[Anonymous No.26679019]

>>26667159
sold everything but GME
bought more
kikes are seetheing

[Anonymous No.26679055]

I'm looking for another comfy long-term hold to throw some cash into and set a reoccurring investment for but I can't decide between
>NET
>PLUG
>NEE

[Anonymous No.26679125]

>>26678571
>>Next generation is now priced out of stocks and not just houses
This but make fractional stocks illegal, unironically.

>>26678802
Yes, he was very upset, he'd have 6 figures in calls right now. He was probably doing it for attention but he was peak JUST.

[Anonymous No.26679150]

>>26678630
NOK, not NOC
Telecoms, not F-15 tomcats
Exxon is the only thing keeping me positive.

[Anonymous No.26679158]

>>26671684
so...uvxy calls then?

[Anonymous No.26679194]

>>26679019
you have 50 other threads to post in

[Anonymous No.26679284]

Thanks for making this thread, bro. It's nice to have a chilled out breathing room in here. I've been hiding in the XMR and BAO generals with other comfy Anons.

I'm pretty hyped up on what's happening to the stock market but I figure we should be asking ourselves what happens next? I'm betting a lot of the GME profit ends up going into other meme stocks and crypto fairly soon. What plays are you making?

Surf the kali yuga.

[Anonymous No.26679287]

>>26679194
no one cares what you think

[Anonymous No.26679296]

At this point Roblox is gonna launch right before the real crash

[Anonymous No.26679301]

>>26679150
you should buy NOC

>>26679125
tinny needs every chance he can get
poor boy

[Anonymous No.26679349]

DDD
DM
UUUU
KODK (bc biden made in america)

[Anonymous No.26679366]

>>26679055
im in net. view it almost like a new bluechip. they have a healthy dip right now too

[Anonymous No.26679384]

>>26679287
you did enough to reply :^)
just as I did to reply to (you) my friend. I hope you continue to see gains.

[Anonymous No.26679535]

>>26679158
I bought UVXY calls this morning for Friday and they're way down already. I have a feeling that's gonna change on Friday when everyone stops holding.

[Anonymous No.26679578]

Is this a bad time to hold on any position?
Big things like this that goes viral usually become a catalyst of some crash.
Similar to 2017 BTC crash not long after XRP went viral because it takes #2 spot above Ethereum, people are somehow went crazy like "$1500 EOY" or something like that, 75% of biz filled with XRP just like some cult without concerning the marketcap. This reminds me a lot of that time

[Anonymous No.26679579]

>>26679296
God I hope so. RBLX is just a big CP/grooming operation.

[Anonymous No.26679595]

crsr chads, i never owned any, but did you hodl?

[Anonymous No.26679616]

>>26679301
>you should buy NOC
Maybe next week when my welfare check comes in

[Anonymous No.26679735]

>>26679296
>Roblox IPO is the catalyst that sets off the next great depression.
I can see it. It's more absurd than GME so it'll probably happen.

[Anonymous No.26679820]

>>26679366
Oh nice I just checked the latest price, that looks worthwhile to scoop up. I can't decide if I want to continue to hold/acquire SPY, does it actually outperform the market?

[Anonymous No.26679983]

>>26679535
bought some today with some shares, we're in total euphoria - and don't get me wrong, i hold GME and AMC and i love seeing the little guy win but....
There's too much blood in this water. I exited everything else.

[Anonymous No.26679996]

>>26679284
>>26679578
>>26679055
At this point my only long positions are
>WKHS
>TLS
>C3.AI
I might rebuy POWW if it dips enough. I also gambled into AMC but obviously it's not long. I would like to re-enter AMD at some point but I like my current positions the most right now.

[Anonymous No.26680074]

>>26675648
You got any shroom stocks?

[Anonymous No.26680151]

>>26667103
Ohnoooooo noooo my sekrit anime fag club got busted up on a public image board
How dare they!!

[Anonymous No.26680186]

>>26678532
Is this where cunnyposter is?

[Anonymous No.26680194]

god i love the horse so much

[Anonymous No.26680197]

>>26679820
always a good idea to hold a total market etf. if you dont have much money to work with you might need to be more aggressive to accrue capital
if you have a job just toss in a predetermined % of your paycheck into SPY every week and use the rest for individual picks

[Anonymous No.26680200]

>>26679578
I'm sold out of almost everything. Not all of us have the luxury to watch the world burn, and we're in uncharted waters right now.

[Anonymous No.26680211]

>>26679366
Just bought some of the NET Dip actually, I like cloudflare they practically run the internet at this point.

[Anonymous No.26680288]

CIDM next

[Anonymous No.26680381]

>>26679055
>>26679349

[Anonymous No.26680407]

>>26680211
I'm up 100% on NET
Should I average up on them or add to TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.26680464]

>>26680211
yeah i bought 40 shares yesterday as well. might get more today. im kind of worried gamestop is going to set off a more serious total market dip so im hesitant about buying more. same with TSM

[Anonymous No.26680514]

>CRBP up 4%
lol, that fucking pajeet.

[Anonymous No.26680578]

>>26679996
TLS definitely looks interesting as well. Thank you for the recommendation anon.
>>26680197
That's fair. I've got a steady job so I'll continue to throw more into SPY every week. I've already got reoccurring investments set for
>MSFT
>AAPL
>PLTR
>BB
as well.
>>26680381
Thanks anon I'll look into those.

[Anonymous No.26680592]

>>26680194
I sold out of one of my WKHS calls today at 300%. My real position is long term and I'm gonna hold that sucker just to see how far it goes.

[Anonymous No.26680605]

Cannabro here. I can't believe the manipulation that was so blatantly obvious I am starting to think ((they)) might actually exist. Either way. I'm holding and I can't wait until traffic slows. too much tourism

[Anonymous No.26680649]

How do you think this anon is feeling now?

[Anonymous No.26680792]

im leaving all my non-gme/amc meme positions and picking up some cheap good stocks. soxl and tqqq dumped hard

[Anonymous No.26680894]

>>26680578
Comfy holds during this is unironically cannabis.
>TLRY
>CURLF
>MSOS
>SSPK
>GTBIF
>TCNNF

[Anonymous No.26680972]

>>26680407
Depends on your risk management/appetite friend. What does your split between the two look like?
>>26680464
Honestly, I am concerned, I was moreso this morning when everyones broker was down but, I'm in companies with solid fundamentals, but also CLF, if that doesn't pump on X earnings I'm going to cry and then unload my bags.

[Anonymous No.26681022]

>>26680578
try to focus on accruing 100 shares of whatever long term hold and then look into covered calls. good way to raise additional capital for free if youre smart about it

[Anonymous No.26681033]

buying the icln dip

[Anonymous No.26681092]

I'm buying clf when its cheap. Don't let hate for tranny cloud your judgement. There is no reason for it to be $15

[Anonymous No.26681199]

>>26680514
His catalysts that he talked about today are around close and after

[Anonymous No.26681214]

>>26680649
Hopefully he's doing ok. You can't stress too much about moon-missions that you missed. Continue to take profits when you reach a ROI that you're comfortable with and seek out more opportunities to make money.
>>26680894
O CANNABRO
>>26681022
I'll look into that, thanks.
>>26681092
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.26681230]

>>26678016
Do you do this on /sci/ too?

[Anonymous No.26681328]

>>26680194
>>26680592
Based fellow HorseChads. The USPS is just the beginning.

[Anonymous No.26681338]

WE LIKE THE STOCK
WE LIKE THE STOCK

[Anonymous No.26681536]

>>26681338
Gonna save this image.

[Anonymous No.26681542]

What is everyone buying today that is not those fucking meme stocks?

[Anonymous No.26681579]

>>26681536
Me too.

[Anonymous No.26681585]

buy clf you niggers. all price targets are above $20. they will reinstate divvies this year and funds will pile in.

[Anonymous No.26681620]

>>26681092
I have a feeling the earnings news for the last pump was priced in. We will see on Friday.

[Anonymous No.26681729]

>>26681585
I already went in and out, I just take a modest 100% profit.

[Anonymous No.26681732]

>>26681542
Nothing, just holding for the flash crash when memes eventually dump

[Anonymous No.26681755]

>>26681092
>>26681585
CLFanon...

[Anonymous No.26681845]

>>26681732
And what are you buying then?

[Anonymous No.26681860]

>>26681542
I don't want to catch any falling knives. however:
>TQQQ is looking mighty cheap

[Anonymous No.26681918]

>>26681542
Nothing at the moment but if there's a crash I'll buy up the dips of some of the stocks mentioned by anons today (thank you all btw).

[Anonymous No.26681938]

>>26681542
You need to buy GME to hedge your other stocks which may see a dip from this market manipulation. then next week you can sell GME and buy cheapies to accumulate more of your current stocks

[Anonymous No.26681981]

>>26681542
Bought more TLS.

[Anonymous No.26682074]

>>26681542
Holding cash, bro

[Anonymous No.26682086]

>>26681918
Care to name some?

[Anonymous No.26682097]

is etrade wire transfer down

[Anonymous No.26682110]

>clf unironically looking like a decent buy now
maybe after gme is over and the resulting dumpening has passed. will probably just buy more NET and TSM though

[Anonymous No.26682127]

>>26681755
>>26681585
Let's just see what happens with earnings. The great thing is though, the tranny is too stupid to find this thread.

[Anonymous No.26682135]

>>26681542
Holding like this anon >>26681732
But I'm eyeing C, TSM, RTX, and VUZI atm.

[Anonymous No.26682142]

>>26681542
I'm half cash and just waiting another week I think. Normally I sell options but I'm a bit scared to, even with the higher volatility that could be making good money.

[Anonymous No.26682160]

FUCK SCHWAB

[Anonymous No.26682170]

CRBP pulling me back, yeah I'm thinking based.

[Anonymous No.26682259]

>>26681542
i bought the SOXX dip

[Anonymous No.26682360]

I believe the clftranny has infiltrated this cmg thread itself

[Anonymous No.26682405]

>>26682086
>OPTI
>DPLS
>PIPP
>AUPH
long holds only. These are not quick flips

[Anonymous No.26682431]

>>26679284
>>26679996
>>26680578
Good stuff brothers.

What's the case for TLS? I'm pumping my checks into PLTR without checking the price.

[Anonymous No.26682447]

>>26666844
The basedims will spam cake emojis

[Anonymous No.26682446]

>>26682086
Some anons ITT recommended
>TLS
>WKHS
>NET
amongst others and cannabro through his marijuana recommendations in as well. Let me link them
>>26680894
>>26679996
>>26679366
>>26679349

[Anonymous No.26682468]

>>26681542
>>26682135
Also looking at AMAT
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/da-davidson-upgrades-applied-materials-210443643.html

[Anonymous No.26682535]

>>26681542
XOM, NOK, BB, UTZ and anything to do with weed

[Anonymous No.26682528]

>>26682405
>AUPH
I don't know about that, buddy.

[Anonymous No.26682543]

Any stocks to watch out for when this eventually rubber bands back into shape?
I'm holding some NOK right now only because I have some faith in it

[Anonymous No.26682563]

>>26666844
/smg/ is unusable right now. God damn.

[Anonymous No.26682559]

>>26682135
>C, TSM, RTX, and VUZI
Are we allowed to tell people they're not going to make it in the comfy thread?

[Anonymous No.26682625]

>TLRY

[Anonymous No.26682679]

When's AMRS bouncing back? It's been in free fall for a week now.

[Anonymous No.26682749]

>>26682559
What's wrong with those picks?

[Anonymous No.26682753]

>>26667159
what sort of stock survives a market crash? I'm just getting in to trading (in the middle of setting up my brokerage account) and don't want to be micromanaging stocks every other day, just rebalance every few months. DoD contractors? energy companies? pharma?

[Anonymous No.26682806]

>game stop is gonna crash the market
Holy shit the news flow today is FUCKED. Chamath and Powell and Elon/Tesla reporting...

Holding SPACs right now sucks. But at least I know they can only go to $10 and then can be redeemed at $10. I think.

Warrants are a little riskier but I’m holding.

[Anonymous No.26682874]

What good companies are having a red day today? Gonna sell my BB today probably

[Anonymous No.26682882]

>>26667369
Man. Someone mentioned GXY in /smg/? I thought I was the only person that remembered when they were being shilled years ago by that one precious metals anon.

[Anonymous No.26683003]

>>26682074
Long term loser on all time frames

[Anonymous No.26683031]

>>26682563
dozens of retards desperate throw their money away but too stupid to even figure out how to set up a RH account

[Anonymous No.26683058]

>>26680894
mine:
>UUUU
>AG
>GPL
>SHRMF
>ABML
>AMYZF
>MNXXF
>EGO
>UPWK
>GTE

[Anonymous No.26683140]

>>26682528
Long hold senpai. Give them two quarters to show revenue from their first approved pill. They will hit 35.

[Anonymous No.26683177]

>>26682874
AMD, NET

[Anonymous No.26683258]

>>26682749
Just modest performance I guess. RTX could be good if they get the B-52 engine replacement contract.

[Anonymous No.26683277]

>>26682431
TLS is a recently IPO'd Cybersecurity/Enterprise Security company that has been around for a while. Based in Virginia. They have contracts with big boys. Have literally the OG Cyber Deep State spook as the head advisor who is also on Amazon's board. They've been improving their cloud products and expanding that whole reach. They recently got a partnership to sell their products to South East Asia companies directly. The biggest con against them is their amount of debt but that isn't scaring me. Cybersecurity is going to have a massive bull market starting this year. Gubmint spending is going to massively inflate. TLS already has connections to all the Deep State agencies.

[Anonymous No.26683311]

>>26683058
>UUUU
Glowing rocks are based

[Anonymous No.26683435]

>>26683177
NET seems so tempting

[Anonymous No.26683481]

>>26683177
Ack. But actually the dip is over, they're back to normal mostly.

[Anonymous No.26683518]

>>26682753
Companies that are actually decent. ALL stocks will drop in a crash, but the decent companies will bounce back up.
I believe you can hedge against a market crash with a fun of 10 year USA bonds.

[Anonymous No.26683551]

What's the outlook for RIDE?
Current market cap is like 5 billion and they're expected to report on the 4th of February. Good buy or no?

[Anonymous No.26683696]

>>26683481
>But actually the dip is over,
UVXY is still up. Looks like people are hedging.

[Anonymous No.26683722]

>>26680074
>You got any shroom stocks?
Nah, I exited most of my positions in November/December, except for TBI which I'm dumping as soon as the reverse takeover is completed. There are great plays out there, but I don't want to sift through the hope and hype just to find the one pennystock that doesn't crab down.

[Anonymous No.26683747]

Anyone actually buy into the TR meme? I was up multiple 1000s of %s this morning

[Anonymous No.26683798]

>>26683551
It's a long play. I'd just buy WKHS. WKHS has better short term prospects and own 10% of RIDE and they get royalties from every Endurance truck that RIDE sells.

[Anonymous No.26683848]

>>26683177
I agree AMD was a great buy earlier today, but already got a too large chunk of my portfolio in AMD

[Anonymous No.26683942]

>>26683481
Nice job

[Anonymous No.26684147]

80/20 in PLTR/BB

I am missing all the action but I know when I'm late

[Anonymous No.26684175]

>>26683848
Kinda wish I'd sold before earnings and bought back, convinced they could come out with the most ridiculous earnings report earnings higher than the GDP of Switzerland and they'd still dump the next day.

[Anonymous No.26684177]

>>26683798
>and own 10% of RIDE and they get royalties from every Endurance truck that RIDE sells.
Yeah, but I think they only get royalties from the first 50k sold.

[Anonymous No.26684184]

>>26683942
My friend told me that everytime the fuckers at GME or AMC crash the market, you get into AMD calls quick as you can and then hold it for a week.

I'll keep on doing that every day that /smg/ is infested by the AMC shills.

[Anonymous No.26684278]

>>26684147
I think PLTR is a supremely comfy long term hold

[Anonymous No.26684323]

>>26683747
>Fucking Tootsie Rolls mooned
What is this fucking clown shit

[Anonymous No.26684329]

>>26683311
checked. based 4U bro. i made that meme, kek.

[Anonymous No.26684415]

>>26683277
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they mainly a consulting company ?

[Anonymous No.26684587]

>>26683058
we like SHRMF

[Anonymous No.26684693]

so why exactly gme is up to the moon?

[Anonymous No.26684731]

Anybody like NEE? I know there are bigger players in solar but NEE keeps on rolling out new solar farms by the week.

Anyways just got in with some calls for March at $85.

[Anonymous No.26684763]

>>26684693
It's a short squeeze genius

[Anonymous No.26684846]

>>26684177
That's true but they still own 10% of RIDE. It really just boils down to which market sector you have more confidence in and which companies products you have more confidence in. RIDE has it's own interesting deals but for me, last mile delivery is the perfect niche for EV's and WKHS already has the products and partnerships it just needs production capacity and demand.

[Anonymous No.26684909]

>>26684693
Short squeeze and retail fomo. Probably more retail fomo now if the short positions have been closed.

[Anonymous No.26684944]

bros, is this unironically going to cause a crash? even during tech earnings? AAPL reports tonight, but they might literally dump tomorrow because the entire market is fucking schizophrenic right now

[Anonymous No.26685075]

Also not only am I flying on TR, but my CRBP calls are finally in the green!

[Anonymous No.26685143]

>>26684944
When the memestocks dump I feel there is going to be a huge correction.

[Anonymous No.26685169]

>>26684944
why would we crash

[Anonymous No.26685224]

>>26685075
Got a 30% return on CRBP. Hoping it goes to $4

[Anonymous No.26685240]

EXPR chads rise the fuck up

[Anonymous No.26685247]

>>26684944
The market is only schizophrenic right now? Just now?

>>26684909
I don't think they institutional are all closing the shorts just yet.

>parking meters

[Anonymous No.26685277]

>>26684944
>AAPL reports tonight
bueno, I hope that goes well

[Anonymous No.26685416]

Crash or not can we all just agree that we wanna get rich slow and actually put work into the money making machine? I don't care if other people are making or losing tons of money on GME and it's friends, I'm here for the long run because it's the best game I've ever played.

Is cmg the place for that?

Does anybody have info or insights on MOON?

[Anonymous No.26685463]

>>26685247
Melvin said they did, but they were what, 30% of the shorts? I don't know who's expires first, I imagine it wouldn't be all of them for Friday, maybe just Melvins?

[Anonymous No.26685512]

PLTR bros ww@

[Anonymous No.26685517]

>>26684846
Very rational judgment, anon. I think RIDE has the potential to pull a TSLA since its trying to build up a brand and do the whole "silicon valley" of Ohio thing.

[Anonymous No.26685608]

>>26684415
As of right now most of their revenue stems from Enterprise Security. i.e. physical security shit. They've been investing heavily into their cybersecurity products and growing the userbase. i.e. cloud security, mobile security, operation security. That revenue has been growing at a great pace. Also, their HQ looks sterile and plain as fuck which is always a good sign.

[Anonymous No.26685746]

>>26684944
I thought apples earning preview was extraordinary. Like billions of dollars above expectations extraordinary.

[Anonymous No.26685850]

You guys did buy the UCLE dip right. I managed to sell at .9 and buy back at .7 Put 500 towards memes then cashed out again. Market is fun today if DANGEROUS.

[Anonymous No.26686005]

>>26685517
If I had more money I would probably own some RIDE because I do think they have an interesting pipeline coming. The Camping World partnership could be pretty good.

[Anonymous No.26686022]

Singles and reddit gets shut down.

[Anonymous No.26686140]

>>26686022
Too good to be true.

[Anonymous No.26686237]

>>26686022
Kek

[Anonymous No.26686261]

>>26685512
so glad I held

[Anonymous No.26686280]

>>26686022
>coordinated
RIP

[Anonymous No.26686287]

>>26685416
I hope this is the place for that, I just like making my modest gains every week selling options.

[Anonymous No.26686336]

Who benefits from all this?

[Anonymous No.26686377]

>>26686280
like Hedgie jews dont coordinate
Wall street is a cartel

[Anonymous No.26686422]

Im just sitting in my bedroom drinking tea and making money. Max comfy

[Anonymous No.26686462]

>>26685416
You can't show nipples here anon, that's illegal. Also /cmg/ is just a getaway from /smg/ while it's flooded with useless posting, I'm in GME aswell but there's no reason to sit and spam what happens every tick

[Anonymous No.26686472]

>>26686336
People with the right positions and exit points.

[Anonymous No.26686609]

>>26685416
Nothing wrong with capitalizing on big pumps it's the mindset that is important. I hope most of the GME lads at least know to take profits and not gamble it all away.

[Anonymous No.26686622]

>>26686261
I consider it a 10+ year hold. So comfy.

[Anonymous No.26686722]

>>26686462
I would pay good money to beat the shit out of people asking questions like "When does the market open?" or "What is leverage?" yesterday.

I'll go off and create another thread soon when we hit BL, should I change up the OP at all?

[Anonymous No.26686735]

I hope retail investing doesn't get pozzed by this GME shit. I have made so much money this last year, I don;t understand why the redditfags are so eager to shut it down. 95% of those niggers probably made a few thousand max.

[Anonymous No.26686774]

>>26686336
Politicians. They'll use it to install more retarded regulations in the guise of protection.

[Anonymous No.26686791]

>>26686472
That sounds like market gibberish for cashing out before SHTF.

[Anonymous No.26686830]

>>26686472
Would now be a perfect exit point? I've been following the GME stock but never put in the money but if I ever did I think I would have sold it all by now.

[Anonymous No.26686894]

>>26666844
Fuck kikes!

[Anonymous No.26686908]

>>26686791
That's exactly what it is anon.

[Anonymous No.26686931]

>>26683277
>>26685608
Checked, thanks bro. This is exactly the sort of company I like to buy and hold. Cybersecurity is a lock for the future.

[Anonymous No.26686964]

if you haven't doubled your money since monday you're ngmi

[Anonymous No.26686981]

>>26686830
Depends on when you buy, right? People are still buying above 300. It's a huge gamble if you ask me. I'd personally sell right away.

[Anonymous No.26687006]

>>26685416
>fundamentals
As if fundamentals have mattered any time in the past several years. The market crashed last year because the economy was already stalling, and people were chasing riskier and riskier yield in places that they really shouldn't have been. Combine that with being leveraged up to their eyeballs, once the dump began, it was a free fall. As if they were trying to do anything more than make a quick buck then. For the past year, retail's wanted their chance at that, and have gotten it in spades. Thanks JP.

I would LOVE to return to fundamental/value investing, vis a vis Graham-sama et al., but since 2008, we've been conditioned to do the opposite, I think.
inb4 go home old man

>>26685463
I don't think we've seen the volume to support that claim. But I think a lot of people are holding out until Friday, at least.

>parking meters again

[Anonymous No.26687154]

>>26686462
yeah my bad I didn't see the nipple in the thumbnail

anyway I'm glad it's nice and quiet here, it's raining outside and I'm green today despite no memes

[Anonymous No.26687202]

>>26686422
Living the dream fren.
>>26686609
I'm goning to laugh when all these zoomers believe they are the next "big short"
>>26686722
Just keep it comfy

[Anonymous No.26687209]

>>26686964
it's my first day, i bought boomer stonks and im up $10

[Anonymous No.26687217]

>>26686791
Get your rifle ready anon
ATTN: FBI, all posts made here are satire

[Anonymous No.26687262]

>>26666844
bros WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with Uniswap right now?

[Anonymous No.26687279]

>>26686931
Welcome to the Deep State.

[Anonymous No.26687344]

>>26686964

this was supposed to be a comfy thread

[Anonymous No.26687468]

>>26686964
This is smol gains thread plz no bulli

[Anonymous No.26687531]

>>26686609
I dunno if I'd say there's absolutely nothing wrong with it, it's incredibly loud and distracting, I mean it's fun and it's good to take advantage of any situation that begs for it but why does everybody have to fucking yell

[Anonymous No.26687565]

EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS

[Anonymous No.26687628]

>>26687217
This is why I bought POWW last month. Probably going to buy back in at the first opportunity.

[Anonymous No.26687755]

Anyone baking?

[Anonymous No.26687780]

>>26687468
slow, stress free gains with the inevitability of compounding interest are the best gains

[Anonymous No.26687790]

Shall I bake new thread?

[Anonymous No.26687804]

>>26687628
I wish ammo prices would go back to normal but I deserve to have to pay more since I didn't purchase more pre-COVID

[Anonymous No.26687905]

>>26687790
Yes please

[Anonymous No.26687908]

>>26687790
>>26687755
NEW

>>26687842
>>26687842
>>26687842

[Anonymous No.26687914]

>>26683058
GTE is interesting, what's your thoughts on it?

[Anonymous No.26687990]

So Ive never traded a stock in my life and lurking this dumpster fire from afar just confirms my suspicions that all this magic money the stock market plays with is going to disappear one day.
So is with the meme stocks up and everyone else down should anyone buy this dip on legit companies?
Or is this going to spiral out of control like in 08?

[Anonymous No.26688078]

>>26687790
Sure for the time being meme stocks have taken over most of /pol/ /b/ /biz/ and /smg/
Lets have a nonmeme stock thread no offense to those who are invested as i am as well

[Anonymous No.26688184]

>>26687804
A real lesson to take away right there.

[Anonymous No.26688246]

>>26687006
I'm not asking for a return to fundamentals. I think the way things work are constantly changing and it's good to stay on top of that. I've mostly lurked 4chan for a decade and smg brings a lot of value working with whatever works today. GME is fun but it's not what I come here for

[Anonymous No.26688575]

>>26688246
There's actually some genuinely good discussion that happens after hours, or used to happen, and some good insight, as well as some top camaraderie.

It's not about the gains, but the frens we made along the way. Problem is reddit and all the other retards are too fucking noisy.