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>spend the last 30 years inside my bedroom thinking of schemes to make money
>finally made money
>now i can fuck 8/10 escorts
>spend 200€
>cum in 30 seconds
>refractory period too long due being on your 30's
>after refractory i still cum too fast
>"who cares bro its ur pleasure" is cope
>edging is cope
>alcohol is cope
>dapoxetine is cope (and thus similar SSRIs)
>viagra and cialis is cope
>numbing spray works a bit but gives me red spots so i cant show up with red spots on the glans
>no fap/noporn is cope
>thinking about maths etc is cope
>breathing techniques is cope
>nothing works and i cum too fast
wtf do i do

>> No.26749354

1. there are exercises to make you last longer

2. get on a 100% natural diet you will perform and feel better both mentally and physical its the only thing that stopped my depression

>> No.26749430

>>26748623
You cope.

>> No.26749529

>>26748623
>Cope: the post

>> No.26749538

lose weight and do some cardio faggot

>> No.26749574

>>26748623
Edging is a skill. Just keep fucking, retard, and eventually you'll get good at it.

>> No.26749644

>>26748623
How is this /biz/ related?

>> No.26749835

>>26748623
unironically, excercise. Cardio is the best. I used to Run a mile everyday, could fuck my wife for hours on end. Dur to rona can't run without being arrested. I only last a couple of pumps now.

>> No.26749880

>>26748623
>200€ to coom
You won at money but you lost at life

>> No.26749972

>>26748623
You got memed by jews into wasting your youth, sorry bro.

>> No.26749983

>>26748623
Cut off dick make the transition watch finna aew

>> No.26750060

>>26748623
try anti-candida supplements. worked for me

>> No.26750077

>>26748623
Sex doll and red wine. thank me later XD

>> No.26750203

>>26748623
So find a 6/10 that's fun to be with and bang her.

>> No.26750223

>>26748623
White girls think starving themselves and doing those retarded workouts at the gym makes them have a good and healthy body

>> No.26750287

who cares lol you're rich

>> No.26750300

>>26748623
Antidepressants, paroxetine was amazing for me, but I didn't take it just for sex, side effects can be annoying too

>> No.26750319

>>26748623
I wonder what her coffee smells like

>> No.26750357

It took you 30 fucking years to learn how to make money?

>> No.26750401

Have you tried thicker condoms?

>> No.26750416

>>26748623
just bee urself

>> No.26750555

>>26748623
take dopamine releasers for Parkinson's. the bonus is that you gamble and crossdress too. for free. pramipexole.

>> No.26750721

When you're fucking, are you like trying to fuck good? Try to not do that. I've many times been like
>go in pussy
>oh shit its too good
"Nah nah youre gunna make me cum, gimme a second. Or blow me or something i dont wanna cum right away"
>she either thinks it's flattering or kinda pathetic
Repeat as necessary,
>either way, i wanna be fucking for at least 5 or 10 minutes so whateva
>cooperation exceeds expectations
>pull out and the load shoots so hard it goes from pussy to face

>> No.26750732

>>26748623
>viagra and cialis is cope
>no fap/noporn is cope
>breathing techniques is cope
these are not cope, what you need is better cardio/fitness and measured diaphragmatic breathing

>> No.26750875

>>26748623
Run 1 mile every morning before eating. Fucking do it you fat blob.

>> No.26750888
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26750888

>>26748623
Your entire mentality is cope. Jesus you spent 30 years trying to make money with the goal of fucking 8/10 escorts (not 10/10 mind you) and the only thing you can think about is lasting longer for HER pleasure? I do not understand the problem. You are paying beautiful women to have sex with you, but you are upset because you are not pleasuring THEM enough? Here is an idea, become a hooker then you can be paid to pleasure others. Win/win right OP?

>> No.26751157

>>26750732
oh and edging is not cope either it's another key to sexual stamina

>> No.26751170

>>26750721
I mighta missed the point. Worry about the whole sex being good, not just trying to fuck her like a pornstar because it aint working. Usually the more talking i do or the more she blows me, the easier it is to control the Cooooooom

>> No.26751347
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>>26750223
Niggers think looking like a fat baboon with diabetes makes them have a good and healthy body.

>> No.26751397

>>26748623
Be glad you have been blessed

>> No.26751396

>>26750721
My gf thinks it's flattering and also thinks it's hot to try and make me cum anyway when I don't want to. I think that's hot too but not after I cum

>> No.26751553

>>26750888
Checked for truth

>> No.26751562

>>26749835
What is it with this? Your body senses you are on your way out and makes you blow your beans faster for biological success reasons?

>> No.26751572

>>26748623
how did you make money?

>> No.26751703

>200 euro
>hot hooker
based cheap hookers in europe

>> No.26751852

>>26748623
Get fit. Im 30 now and coom more and harder than my early 30s. Weights and cardio

>> No.26751877

>>26748623
>"who cares bro its ur pleasure" is cope
It's true though, you shouldnt care about how much fun the woman is having. She wouldn't be fucking you if you didnt spend 30 years getting a bunch of money

>> No.26752410

who cares bro its youare pleasure

>> No.26752641

Real natural sex only lasts 10 seconds. Like animals, any horse is a 3 pump chump but that's natural selection. 30 minutes of grinding your skin away is not natural, it shows you ain't excited.
Been married 12 years and still blow immediately.

>> No.26753077

>>26752641
based. when i had a long term gf it was like this, she tried to get me to last longer but it was very reddit and made me feel gay trying to do the movie sex type thing. much hotter to just let loose.

>> No.26753375

>>26748623
Hard and slow kegels performed over months, cardio

>> No.26753604

>>26748623
Op there is no easy way to say this but have sex....more often....with someone you're comfortable with. Issue is you spent 30 years jerking off to porn and being a virgin and now you have money but feel intimated by women (conscious or not) and you blow your load super fast. Once you find a partner, TRUST ME, you will find it difficult to cum eventually. Im married and prefer vr porn to my wife most times and she doesn't have the highest sex drive so its whatever. You just care too much, think too much and don't have enough experience with a girl whose not a literal escort.

>> No.26753800

>>26748623
SSRI will help you.

>> No.26754508

>>26749644
It’s not. Melvin is raiding.

>> No.26754684

>>26749835
Fuck I have been had sex on demand for 6 years now and still bust in seconds sometimes

>> No.26754833

>>26753604
This

>> No.26754850

>>26748623
trying to last longer is retarded. just enjoy while you can, bro! Cum inside of them several times until your body gets used to 8/10s

don't fall into the "female orgasms matter" meme
>t. 120+ civil girls, 50+ hookers

>> No.26755048

>>26748623
unironically stop masturbating for years

>> No.26755223

Literally just pull out before you are about to cum, it’s all you have to do lmao

If you pull out and change position you will last longer simply by doing that

>> No.26756226
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>>26749354
Kegels and reverse kegels are useless. The reflex of cumming is part of the lizard brain. It feels too good, so the only thing that can help is:

1) Numbing sprays (the one i tried gives me red spots)
2) Drugs that lower this reflex (tried priligy, didn't work)
3) Being a trillionaire that can fuck 10/10 models to get used to it daily or be a Chad, none of the above

I was going to practice with escorts this summer at least 3 times a week but then covid happened and its fucking over

>> No.26756367

>>26749538
Im skinnyfit and I walk 1 hour a day no one would need more than that to not cum faster, same as diet, my diet is good

>> No.26756516
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>>26749574
You can't "keep fucking" unless you are rich or good looking dumb fucking autistic motherfucker faggot, no girl wants to "keep fucking" a 10 second man, faggot maggot, fucking non premature ejaculators talking shit, you are probably cut at birth to both, fucking dycel

>> No.26757328

>>26748623
Sauce on gif

>> No.26757423

>>26756516
Fuck cheap hookers then till you learn the trick. It's about practice, you went for the 600 lbs bench press when your max was 100 lbs

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>>26750300
I've tried dapoxetine, which was a SSRI designed for premature ejaculation n mind since the drug doesnt last on yoru bloodstream for hours uselessly. Doesn't do much. Perhaps gives me 20 extra seconds before involuntary kegels start. Of course, this is pretty useless considering how expensive priligy pills are. Ive seen a study where they compare dapoxetine and paroxetine and its similar, i could add it to my arsenal if i find cheap generics on the pharmacy (not buying shit from the internet) but like i said it doesnt make a big impact

my last hope that ive considered is a gel that uses prilocaine and lidocaine like the fortacin spray i tested, and hoping that the gel format doesn't give me red spots on my fucking glans, because i cannot show up with red spots since it looks like ive got an std, but as far as working, its the closest thing to working since it numbs and thus the reverse kegels start happening with a long enough timeline. i think i may have abnormal nerve density making sex feel better than average. imagine a cutcel compared to how it feels with a normal dick, but even bigger difference. also my cock and balls are very dark but my skin is white, this is due higher androgen receptor density on the are as well, explaining my motivation to amass money online since i was a kid thinking about hot girls 24/7. im like a manuel ferrara without the pornstarts. so i didnt develop to control the power. only if i was very rich or a chad i could have fucked a billion girls and getting acclimated to it. but since im not rich enough i can only fuck 3 escorts a week before i feel like my income is taking a hit. 3 a week was going to be my goal this summer but covid apocalypse happened. its like its a conspiracy so im never able to properly fuck these sexy demons. dhtrf