A normie friend asked me to shill her a coin, what the FUCK do I do

[Anonymous No.26850422]

She's a single mother, 36yo, raising a daughter alone, she does NOT have money to waste. She thinks I'm super smart and knowledgeable with crypto but the truth is that I made millions just by holding BTC ETH LINK for years.
What the FUCK should I tell her now.

[Anonymous No.26850604]

>>26850422
Is pic related?

[Anonymous No.26850666]

>>26850604
Not even close

[Anonymous No.26850691]

>>26850422
Built, made, put together, prepared, invented, engineered, confected, crafted, conceived, created, homegrown, constructed, developed, concocted, arranged, birthed, molded, designed, refined, processed, formed, formulated, established, pieced together, organized, grown, produced, framed, erected, forged, assembled, modeled, inaugurated, fabricated, confected, raised and manufactured solely for BBC.

[Anonymous No.26850720]

>>26850422
LINK

[Anonymous No.26850847]

>>26850666
Then fucking tell her BTC, ETH or LINK retard

[Anonymous No.26850886]

>>26850422
All in donut

[Anonymous No.26850907]

>>26850691
Your autism is incurable, mate

[Anonymous No.26850913]

>>26850422
dont shill her anything or it will be your fault if it goes down

[Anonymous No.26851094]

>>26850422
bitcoin is as safe a bet as it's possible.

[Anonymous No.26851136]

>>26850666
is the daughter hot?

[Anonymous No.26851347]

>>26850886
fuck off back to plebbit faggotl

[Anonymous No.26851462]

>>26850847
>Then fucking tell her BTC, ETH or LINK retard
Man I feel dirty telling her to buy something 20-30x higher than my average buy

[Anonymous No.26851766]

>>26851136
Man she's like 15 or something

[Anonymous No.26852010]

>>26850422
don't you dare raise a roastie's kid you cuck

[Anonymous No.26852110]

>>26850422
Shill her zora, then fuck her

[Anonymous No.26852187]

>>26850422

This is a suitable coin for an old roastie.

[Anonymous No.26852373]

>She's a single mother, 36yo, raising a daughter alone

Why do you even know her?


Why do you even know her?

[Anonymous No.26852380]

>>26850422
ADA or ETH, can't lose

[Anonymous No.26852414]

>>26850422
initial investment and expected gains?

[Anonymous No.26852596]

>>26850422
thank you im gonna go make big coom to this img

[Anonymous No.26852605]

>>26850422
>>26851766

Is the daughter half black?

[Anonymous No.26852632]

>>26851462
So fucking tell her it's not likely they'll just go straight up right now, because she's not buying at a great time. Literally one sentence of explanation dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.26852694]

>>26850422
DOGE

[Anonymous No.26852813]

>>26850422
advise her that working more would be a safer bet.
she should just go for more over time and look for a 2nd job.

[Anonymous No.26852883]

>>26850422
be honest, tell her what you will continue to hold, and tell her not to invest more than she can lose 100% of.

[Anonymous No.26852904]

>>26850422
I suggest a pump and dump

[Anonymous No.26853303]

>>26852373
I hosted her through couchsurfing long time ago and we stayed in touch

[Anonymous No.26853356]

>>26850422
You fucked-up when you told her you had coins.
I hope you marry her and she pluder all you have in the divorce, you sound like you'd deserve it you huge cuck.

[Anonymous No.26853388]

>>26850422
ZORA, it’s that obvious, if you really want her to make her life easier

[Anonymous No.26853482]

>>26850422
Link still guaranteed x10 say that

[Anonymous No.26853513]

>>26850422
she cute, just give me $10,000 and tell her she has to suck your dick every week for the rest of her life or you'll hurt her kid

[Anonymous No.26853569]

Rubic obviously

[Anonymous No.26853889]

>>26850422
She should use my referral for SNAP coin:

https://www.fns.usda.gov/snap/state-directory

[Anonymous No.26853911]

>>26852380
I guess I will go for that. And a bit of AVAX

[Anonymous No.26853917]

>>26850422
Tell her to suck your asshole first... theres a give and take in life.

[Anonymous No.26854139]

>>26852414
300 EUR. no expectations she says. Long term investments only

[Anonymous No.26854287]

>>26853356
This.
>associating with mothers
>associating with SINGLE mothers

[Anonymous No.26854344]

>>26853356
We randomly met on the same telegram group, I'm régional community admin for a crypto group

[Anonymous No.26854394]

>>26850422
simping for a single mother

there goes your gains

[Anonymous No.26854501]

>>26850422
Be honest and tell her what you told us. If you are really her friend, her financial well-being is more important than maintaining a stupid delusional that you're not a retard.

[Anonymous No.26854553]

>>26853356
>I hope you marry her
Dude I'm already married and it's boring but I'm NOT taking dumb risks

[Anonymous No.26854581]

>>26853889
Got my hopes up there was a SNAP cryptocurrency. :(

[Anonymous No.26854597]

>>26851766
so?

[Anonymous No.26854645]

>>26850422
just fuck her in the ass.

[Anonymous No.26854758]

>>26850422
all in dogecoin

[Anonymous No.26854824]

>>26852605
>Is the daughter half black?
No, half French half Paraguay
>>26852883
You are right

[Anonymous No.26854851]

>>26854139
so lowcap shitcoin, controversial but :
rbc, znn, umx, r3fi, that's basically what i'm holding. expected returns are x10 for rbc, umx and r3fi timeframe 1-3 months. znn is more of a gamble but can x100 if all the hype is true.

[Anonymous No.26854960]

> Do your own reasearch. Only but things in the top 10 market cap. That aren't XRP because lawsuit. Not your keys not your wallet
Done

[Anonymous No.26855030]

>>26854597
Man we are talking about real world and there is a 0.001% chance that she finds this thread>>26854501

[Anonymous No.26855117]

shill her grt. we need to pump this shit

[Anonymous No.26855242]

>>26854553
>"I'm not taking dumb risks"
>is married

[Anonymous No.26855271]

>>26854501
You are right, I do care about her not doing dumb things. She is sending me messages about shitcoins that were shilled to her and I need to stop her (REN is one)

[Anonymous No.26855460]

>>26855242
Man it sucks being alone

[Captain Cuck No.26855474]

>>26850422
tell her its a massive risk, only invest what you can afford and consider it already lost, consider it throwing your money in a fire and you will never see it again. make her take personal responsibility and understand that... and then show her to charts and research material so she can judge herself if the market will go up more or not and then make that decision whether to continue her own based on everything you told her about risk and her own judgement on the charts. then if she still wants to do it just give her a link to binance or whatever. its in her hands, her risk, double sure that she understands that investing is like tossing her money into fire and she has to accept she will lose anything she invests.

[Anonymous No.26855699]

>>26855474
Based

[Anonymous No.26856117]

>>26850422
"I already sold all my crypto, and I only made a couple hundred dollars. But If I were to put more money into crypto, it looks like the safest would be BTC, LTC, ETH, and LINK. But there's a good chance you will lose most of your investment, so I wouldn't recommend you put in more than you can afford to lose. In 2017 people like 90% of their investments."

^ this is the only way to answer a normie

[Anonymous No.26856206]

>>26856117
>In 2017 people lost like 90% of their investments.
damnit, fixed

[Anonymous No.26856610]

>>26850422
kys you stupid fucking retard

[Anonymous No.26856623]

>>26856117
I can't believe I'm actually getting help on biz with reasonable replies