Newfag filter

[Anonymous No.26850875]

What is this?

[Anonymous No.26851044]

a scam

[Anonymous No.26851150]

a security

[Anonymous No.26851176]

Assblater

[Anonymous No.26851239]

>>26850875
God protocol

[Anonymous No.26851244]

shitcoin

[Anonymous No.26851275]

a scamcurity

[Anonymous No.26851291]

a json parser

[Anonymous No.26851289]

>>26850875
The new Paradigm

[Anonymous No.26851298]

ur golden ticket

[Anonymous No.26851335]

>>26850875
a big mac box

[Anonymous No.26851421]

>>26850875
That would be my first 6 figure return on an investment. LNK will always have a place in my heart, but GME is going to make me a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.26851451]

a bunch of redditors tried to spam it as /our coin/ but it's a scam

[Anonymous No.26851454]

>>26850875
Mobius clone

[Anonymous No.26851560]

json parser

[Anonymous No.26851660]

McDonald Coin

[Anonymous No.26851823]

>>26850875
A picture.

[Anonymous No.26851862]

A test prototype for the Shadowfork

[Anonymous No.26851904]

A portable network graphic

[Anonymous No.26851937]

>>26850875
maniac

[Anonymous No.26851965]

>>26850875
Thats a cup of coffee.

[Anonymous No.26852020]

>>26850875
An actually useful crypto coin

[Anonymous No.26852105]

>>26850875
$1000

[Anonymous No.26852185]

>>26850875
pajeet scam

[Anonymous No.26852283]

>>26851044
fpbp but now you gave away the answer, newfags will copy you

[Anonymous No.26852403]

>>26850875
A PNG file is an image saved in the Portable Network Graphic (PNG) format. It contains a bitmap compressed with lossless compression similar to a . GIF file. PNG files are commonly used to store web graphics, digital photographs, and images with transparent backgrounds.

[Anonymous No.26852598]

Linkies

[Anonymous No.26852625]

JSON parser

[Anonymous No.26852822]

>>26850875
A singularity

[Anonymous No.26852986]

>>26850875
pumping

[Anonymous No.26853115]

>>26850875
A useless worthless shitcoin that does nothing like its holders

[Anonymous No.26853138]

>>26850875
Listen OP. This was talked about on this board for years while it was below $1. As it rose more and more people realized that it was their golden ticket. There have been coordinated efforts to drive its price down so they can get in at a lower cost ever since. Don't believe me? Check the archives. Massive amounts of FUD. Of all types. Just before the price would then do the complete opposite and reach an ATH. Buy as much as you can.

[Anonymous No.26853361]

>>26851044
/thread

[Anonymous No.26853593]

The key to your own castle
Anything under $250 is a deal

[Anonymous No.26854432]

It is over.

[Anonymous No.26854546]

>>26850875
10,000 is a suicide stack

[Anonymous No.26854687]

>>26850875
free money

[Anonymous No.26854820]

>>26850875
White supremacy financing instrument

[Anonymous No.26854876]

>>26850875
can i buy that on robinhood?

[Anonymous No.26855482]

>>26850875
some kind of fencing?

[Anonymous No.26855804]

>>26850875
I’ve been told a Json parser. But I know it’s a Bigmac printer

[Anonymous No.26855885]

gay

[Anonymous No.26855896]

>>26850875
its a currency that will replace the Peso

[Anonymous No.26855953]

a Big Mac

[Anonymous No.26856019]

>>26850875
A stablecoin pegged to the price of a cup of coffee

[Anonymous No.26856174]

>>26850875
A cube of broken promises and crushed dreams

[Anonymous No.26856306]

you put it down toilets to freshen them up
>>26854040

[Anonymous No.26856313]

>>26850875
Biggest scam ever devised

[Anonymous No.26856385]

>>26851044
fpbp /thread

[Anonymous No.26856482]

>>26850875
bit coins

[Anonymous No.26856487]

>>26855896
No one can replace my Petrocoin

[Anonymous No.26857086]

>>26850875
Stable coin pegged to the price of a large cup of coffee

[Anonymous No.26857194]

hahaha, what happened to /biz/... I WANT MY LINK BOARD BACK!

Good thing: pajeet shills are also fucked. "BUY MY RUBIC" is impossible right now.

[Anonymous No.26857589]

>>26850875
Javascript Object Notation Parser.

[Anonymous No.26858015]

>>26850875
Solution to the Lambo problem.

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[Anonymous No.26858184]

money to big mac conversion token that will be worth over $28 within 2 days

[Anonymous No.26858298]

>>26850875
a dice

[Anonymous No.26858377]

>>26850875
The future

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>>26850875
A scam by Sir Gay

[Anonymous No.26858681]

>>26850875
Hi I came from Reddit earlier I dont know what this is but I bought 200 of them because I saw everyone said it was good. I bought at around 24 dollars is this good when do I sell? Will it reach 30?

[Anonymous No.26858738]

>>26850875

[Anonymous No.26858828]

>>26850875
looks like blockchain

kinda cringe bro ngl

[Anonymous No.26858874]

>>26850875
Ok OP, i'll thrown you a bone. Basically, a bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnerships came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during the alt bear market lots of anons and took advantage of this and fudded this coin to all the late money and newfags that bought in January and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like PNK) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team.

[Anonymous No.26858948]

>>26850875
Pajeet pump and dump

[Anonymous No.26859281]

>>26858874
So I should sell? I think I have like $4k in it I accept its a bit of a gamble but I think I will just hodl it 10 years and see where it takes me.

[Anonymous No.26859298]

>>26851862
>he bought?
>shadow fork it

[Anonymous No.26859300]

a McDonald's burger

[Anonymous No.26859434]

don't you know we don't discuss blockchain shit here? This is a business forum.

[Anonymous No.26859510]

>>26859281
chainlink is literally a /biz/ scam, watchout and sell friend doggo puperino

[Anonymous No.26859662]

>>26850875
a cup of coffee

[Anonymous No.26859749]

>>26850875
So far it’s been a skeleton key that gets me out of the wage cage temporarily. Hoping that’ll be forever eventually even though I’m a 4 figure stacklet.

[Anonymous No.26860397]

>>26851176
when you know you know

[Anonymous No.26860453]

>>26850875
>>26850875
Can anyone explain how OCR isn't centralized mess that's going to kill Chainlinks value proposition? It's a single point of failure, there's just 1 reporter.

and even if they're not malicious but they're down, it can go to the next person but 1. you waste time waiting for this (inefficient) and 2. the same thing can happen. data doesn't get reported

[Anonymous No.26860503]

>>26851044
fpbp

[Anonymous No.26861040]

>>26859510
You wouldn't be yanking my chain would you frienderino? I wasn't born yesterday you know we had some pretty sharp cards on WSB at times and I like to think I can see through someone who is trying to get me to sell my bags to them on the cheap...you wouldn't do that though would you buddy, old budderoo?

[Anonymous No.26861526]

>>26850875

$1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.26861837]

>>26852105


https://youtu.be/lhH87Ub0uDc

[Anonymous No.26861855]

>>26861040
Link holders are absolutely delusional.

Link is the perfect normie coin. It's got a cool logo, it's $20/coin, and "muh oracles" is just technically sophisticated enough for normies to understand but too sophisticated for normies to dive deep enough to realize Link just isn't needed.

If smart contracts actually start being used in the real world (no, making ERC-20 scamcoins doesn't count) then some will require Oracles. But an Oracle is just a JSON parser with some voting mechanisms baked in. It's not something you need BILLIONS of dollars and YEARS to develop. It's not something you need "partnerships" for. You sit down, write the code, and you're done. Chainlink isn't in the Oracle business. They're a branding machine. Their sole objective is pumping the price of their asset, Link. An asset, by the way, they own 60% of. Yes, 60%.

When the time comes Oracles will be written on the native platform (probably Ethereum) and they'll use the native token (Ether). No one is going to need Link, no one is going to buy Link. Nobody will care. This project, along with all the other fad-projects will fade into obscurity. I won't speculate on price, this entire market is an irrational frenzy. Perhaps there is still room to grow, more money to be made. Just know you stand on 0 fundamentals and in the end fundamentals will prevail.

[Anonymous No.26861927]

>>26851044
fpbp

[Anonymous No.26862080]

>>26850875
buy chainlink

[Anonymous No.26862092]

>>26850875
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.26862267]

>>26861855
nice pasta, fag

[Anonymous No.26862565]

>>26861855
I think I heard you say this in exactly the same words before on "Linktrader" on reddit! Crazy huh?

[Anonymous No.26863349]

>>26850875
A cube that has Chain Link written on top, a padlock on the right and some code like lines on the front.
Pandora's box?

[Anonymous No.26865168]

something something sibos toilets

[Anonymous No.26866353]

I'm transgendered and I bought this

[Anonymous No.26867734]

>>26850875
A cube?

[Anonymous No.26869003]

>>26850875
I HAVE CODED CHAINLINK COMPETITOR IN 3 DAYS.