/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.26882045]

Halal investing edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Lum a nigger shit

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/

>An important message from Melvin Capital:
https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

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>>26877572

[Anonymous No.26882235]

Yeah, I'm thinking my account is blown up. Still not selling till it hits zero.

But then comes the issue of rebuilding.
I can put about $1000 monthly in stocks from my phd stipend and leave the rest for rent&food - for 3 more years.
I'm unironically thinking of dropping out of grad school to get a real job and get paid 2-3x times what I'm being paid now

Am I being retarded?

[Anonymous No.26882247]

>yfw you use Vanguard
Feels good not to be a mobile app virgin.

[Anonymous No.26882254]

Do I dca BB or leave this shitstock

[Anonymous No.26882257]

BLACKBERRY!!!!!

[Anonymous No.26882279]

why did you fags trick me into buying UVXY calls yesterday?

The market was supposed to crash after this robinhood nonsense

[Anonymous No.26882289]

Fuck hedgies. Fuck kikes.

[Anonymous No.26882341]

Are the meme stocks done or do I hold?

[Anonymous No.26882356]

56% of RH users held GME
Imagine how short sighted it was to radicalize every single RH user into being anti-wall street to the hilt for the rest of their lives.

[Anonymous No.26882360]

Please let's keep the antisemitism at a minimum or else we won't be having these generals anymore.

[Anonymous No.26882365]

I WANT TO BUY GME BUT IM AFRAID ITLL BE BETTER TO DO SO TOMORROW

[Copy the pasta and pass it on No.26882370]

Quick reminder if you were doing this with Gold or Silver shorts on delivery, you wouldn't just be pissing off a few greedy investors, you'd be able to crash the world economy overnight (with no survivors). Plus you wouldn't have the international issue of stock accessability - since everyone can get into PM deliveries.
Yes, you do have that much power, and yes, it's in a more precarious short position than GME was to begin with. And no, there's nothing they could do to stop it - you short, the crash happens; they try to stop you, systematic bank run occurs, crash happens
They don't care about muh 91 billion (91,000,000,000). Even if GME/AMC goes to 10k, they will pay you what they fucking owe. It's chump change. Especially compared to the ~1 quadrillion of total currency (1,000,000,000,000,000) and complete loss of control that's at stake if attention were directed elsewhere. It's not the money, it's the message

Fuck what leddit says. There's no use trying to deny leddit is fucking retarded; but just keep that in mind, for if this retains any directionless momentum afterwards (don't try to derail the train while it's chugging at top speed). It only takes a few persistant autists to kick a post to the top of the leddit and steer the tard-train into doing something fire-rising

>inb4 but I don't want the global economy to crash - I like my bread, circus and soma as is
Look how they're already treating you. You're less than fucking dirt to them, you know it, they know it, and it's quickly approaching the point where they're so secure in their power, the plebian underclasses will never get a chance like this again. And when that happens, they don't need to pretend.
Either ways you'll be getting bread lines soon. The time to avoid that long passed with the Boomers, X'ers and Milennials doing their sum total of fuck all. The question is what future you want to leave behind with them

tl;dr the 4chan pranks in 2011/2016/2021 image could have such a better thing for 2021

[Anonymous No.26882380]

Well, the Jews really did a number on us this time

Have personally started adding "(who's Jewish btw)" if ever I mention a Jewish person to normies

[Anonymous No.26882398]

>>26882045
No those are some fundamentalists I can hit behind

Alah stockbarr

[Anonymous No.26882410]

>ISNT GME A DEAD MEME?

SHORTS EXPIRE AND STILL NEED TO COVER STARTING TOMORROW. EVERY DAY THEY WILL HAVE TO BE PAYING INTEREST TO COVER.

>but its volume is low, it will sell off and tank soon

ITS VOLUME IS LOW BECAUSE NO ONE CAN BUY, ONLY SELL RETARDS

[Anonymous No.26882422]

I bought 5 GME shares today. If I lose it all that's fine. I will hold the bag if need be.

[Anonymous No.26882467]

When do you guys think they'll let us buy memes again?

[Anonymous No.26882465]

>>26882341
GME is fine due to the huge short %

[Anonymous No.26882489]

>>26882341
>>26882254
hold they will go up as GME gets squeeeezed and people will put their profits into BB and BBBY and NOK

[Anonymous No.26882496]

So won't everyone just get mad at RH and switch to Fidelity or some shit now?

[Anonymous No.26882503]

>>26882279
Still have a bit of time right? Its nice to hedge a little if you can. Did you over do it?

[Anonymous No.26882509]

REMINDER THAT APEX CAN FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.26882563]

SNDL bois
we moggin

[Anonymous No.26882573]

>>26882365
buy some now, and some tomorrow

[Anonymous No.26882574]

>>26882410
Insanely based.

[Anonymous No.26882576]

>>26882279
it was only gonna crash if we won and they had to liquidate to pay up. today is cheapie day, tomorrow is the grand opening

[Anonymous No.26882653]

>>26882496
They don't care. They're trying to save billions for their masters.

[Anonymous No.26882670]

i just talked to my broker and he told me "TIMMY...IS OVER!"

IM SELLING

[Anonymous No.26882672]

brehs...

[Anonymous No.26882678]

They thought they could make me sell
Well there's one thing they didn't count on
I'm too RETARDED TO SELL

[Anonymous No.26882679]

>>26882496
Switching to schwab. Done with robmehood as soon as AMC and NOK rise again (i'll wait years you just watch).

[Anonymous No.26882692]

Keeping an eye on this thread.

[Anonymous No.26882699]

>>26882489
Macy's (M) is a better bet for the next short squeeze
plus it's a legit company that was on the uptrend organically

[Anonymous No.26882700]

>>26882576
>implying tomorrow won't be the same and they'll miraculously survive because nobody can buy, only sell

[Anonymous No.26882741]

Are you faggots really no one on the top 1 most traded stock SNDL? LMAO

[Anonymous No.26882742]

>>26882380
>Hm very interesting anon.
>What does anything have to do with him being jewish though?

[Anonymous No.26882754]

>>26882045
Fidelity just let me buy more AMC shares.
>>26882341
Nothing is done here. This is just starting. Its not about the money anon, its the message. Dont let that Jew Cohen win.

[Anonymous No.26882752]

Literally never selling, I'd rather my 'folio go to zero than give (((them))) even one cheapie stock

[Anonymous No.26882758]

Buy the dip anons. Invest in gamestop

[Anonymous No.26882803]

Is webull selling sndl

[Anonymous No.26882810]

>robinhoods are doing to shorts on shit tickers what hedgies did to shorts on TSLA for a year
Hilarious

[Anonymous No.26882833]

>>26882803
yessir

[Anonymous No.26882861]

BUY SPY PUTS

[Anonymous No.26882901]

>>26882672
thx just bought 3 shares

[Anonymous No.26882904]

>>26882279
also sell that NOK or roll it to a much farther date its likely to go bust

[Anonymous No.26882935]

>mfw Mom literally said to me last month 'are you sure you want to get into stocks, Charlie? That's a pretty Jewish game'
I should have listened

[Anonymous No.26882948]

>>26882803
MOST TRADED LETS GOO

[Anonymous No.26882949]

God I can't wait to hit 5 million

[Anonymous No.26882969]

All the faggots fomo'ing or panicking about GME when the next exploding meme is cd projekt because the muskrat keeps tweeting about cyberpunk for some reason.

[Anonymous No.26882974]

>>26882692
SEC better fucking investigate these brokerages after this

[Anonymous No.26882999]

>>26882679
Fuck those kikes at Schwab, they have an extra fee on options.

[Anonymous No.26883001]

>>26882692
>SEC niggers, CIA niggers, FBI niggers, CNN niggers, CNBC niggers lurking the threads

Beware, based terry will come from heaven and hunt everysingle one of you glow niggers
https://youtu.be/udYBNf34-K8
https://youtu.be/AbG6u86t4bA

[Anonymous No.26883018]

>>26882692
I think they will be more interested in "[insert meme stock] PUMP GENERAL" threads all over /biz/.
Better than majority being buttcoins though I'll give you that

[Anonymous No.26883034]

anyone else getting this on fidelity for literally any buy right now?

[Anonymous No.26883064]

>>26882503
>half of them expire tomorrow
well I was hoping the GME squeeze would cause hedgies to bail other positions, but seems like their trickery today has saved their position. And retail investors haven't been scared off yet, they're still trying to get in while they can

[Anonymous No.26883077]

>>26882833
>>26882948
Based im opening a webull

[Anonymous No.26883078]

so most apps are actively stopping people from buying gme or amc, will that have any consequence?

[Anonymous No.26883105]

Paper handed and sold during nosedive. What are the chances Robinhood reverses this decision so I can buy back in?

[Anonymous No.26883111]

my Indian friend has started referring to the jews as "hollywoods"

[Anonymous No.26883137]

>>26882045
Fuck kikes!

[Anonymous No.26883180]

is amazon overvalued

[Anonymous No.26883182]

>Elizabeth Warren going to be on CNBC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER

[Anonymous No.26883188]

>>26882045
PAY THE JIZYA KIKES

[Anonymous No.26883193]

>>26882935
Based grandma

[Anonymous No.26883196]

>>26883105
None, get fucked.

[Anonymous No.26883226]

What stocks are getting squeezed tomorrow? I'm holding AMC, BB, GME, and NOK

[Anonymous No.26883263]

>>26883105
why would you sell when you only have to wait one more day for the squeeze to start? seriously retarded

[Anonymous No.26883272]

where should the rh refugees go?

[Anonymous No.26883279]

>tfw people here called me a kike for selling AMC.
Not gonna lie, I wanted to buy back in but didn't want to pick pennies in front of the roller

[Anonymous No.26883316]

>>26882974
>investigate these brokerages
you mean these dangerous right-wing racist terrorist investors

[Anonymous No.26883318]

weakness hour

[Anonymous No.26883353]

>>26882045
ALHAMDULILLAH, PAY THE JIZYA KIKES

[DCW No.26883358]

DOGE is looking good. Rising from this morning, may break $0.03 today with luck and savvy holds from new investors coming from GME/AMC/BTC...

[Anonymous No.26883376]

>>26882949
Tranny, what price is it gonna hit mid Feb?
20? 25? 50?

[Anonymous No.26883378]

>>26883122
>>26883122
>>26883122

[Anonymous No.26883403]

How did Robinhood trick everyone into trusting them?

[Anonymous No.26883407]

WELCOME TO $GME GENTLEMEN
I WILL NOT LIE, YOUR CHANCES OF SURVIVAL ARE SMALL
SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS WEAK-WILLED SELLERS, BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD THAT I WILL USE MY ARCANE HANDS TO ENSURE YOUR LOSSES ARE GIVEN UNTO MORR'S GARDEN
THIS IS THE GREATEST REWARD, MORE THAN EVEN GOLD, FOR THE FATE OF THE FREE MARKET IS AN ETERNAL CONCERN
NOW COME
FOLLOW ME
STRIKE DOWN THE HEDGIES AND BROKERS WHO RISE AGAINST US
ALLOW ME TO FIND THIS ELDRITCH MOON
I ASK NOT FOR MY OWN SELFISH FUNDS, BUT FOR THE GOOD OF THE EMPIRE

[Anonymous No.26883417]

>>26883316
I will literally throw a party if I get called a terrorist over this

[Anonymous No.26883421]

>>26882969
>he thinks he's tweeting about the game and not about the genre society is becoming as a whole

[Anonymous No.26883479]

>>26883279
I LIKE THIS ANALOGY SO YOU GET A PASS BUT ANYONE ELSE WHO SELLS IS A DINGUS

[Anonymous No.26883528]

>>26882235
I dropped out to focus on art shit cause I was confident I could turn it into something more profitable than wageslaving.
Unless you have a way to make passive income streams in mind i would not recommend dropping out (in my case it was selling prints and working on a game and such, I knew if i put in the work I'd be in a more desirable position than if i continued school)

Fuck that reminded me of the 10k university loan money i had sitting in the bank during the corona crash, and i did fucking nothing with it. fuck me

[Anonymous No.26883572]

>>26883403
Because at one point they actually seemed respectable

[Anonymous No.26883583]

>>26882700
i expect anything to happen tomorrow. anything is on the table now and tomorrow decides which strikes finish ITM

[Anonymous No.26883634]

>>26883182
whats she saying

[Anonymous No.26883635]

>>26883226
Macy's
>Macy's
Macy's

[Anonymous No.26883651]

>>26883272
webull obviously, it lets you buy sndl gme amc

[Anonymous No.26883656]

>>26882045
PAY THE JIZYA KIKES

[Anonymous No.26883659]

Think SQQQ is a good hold for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.26883713]

Will CTRM boom again?

[Anonymous No.26883721]

>>26883226
Waitr is next up
WTRH
Apparently citadel is short, short interest is like 80%

[None !UgWA6MCN8M No.26883735]

even I think this shit is fucked

[Anonymous No.26883742]

>>26882235
At the rate things are collapsing what's even the point of grad school.

[Anonymous No.26883768]

>>26883635
She's not on yet, but she's the PDT princess, you have her to thank for needing 25k

[Anonymous No.26883771]

>>26883528
>Fuck that reminded me of the 10k university loan money i had sitting in the bank during the corona crash, and i did fucking nothing with it. fuck me
You can use the uni loan for anything other than tuition? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.26883782]

>>26883634
She’s saying fuck hedgies and fuck jews.

[Anonymous No.26883784]

>>26883713
I hope so. Just bought CTRM NAKD SNDL.

[Anonymous No.26883810]

>>26882935
My mom sent me a 30 page document describing how globalist Zionist Jews are in control of the world by creating a globalist rootless middle management class that serves them.

[Anonymous No.26883824]

>>26883421
Watch Demolition Man

[Anonymous No.26883851]

coomers we are ready for liftoff
all systems green
BUY orders initiated
stand clear

[Anonymous No.26883866]

>>26883226
All of these mate, every last one of them

[Anonymous No.26883888]

>>26883572
They also have the best app interface of any brokerage
I don't know why a competitor doesn't re-design their app to be similar

[Anonymous No.26883954]

I think at this point the whole GME, BB, AMC situation has unironically created even more antisemites kek

[Anonymous No.26883962]

>>26883768
she will recommend some new restrictions on retail traders. E. Warren is a complete phony plant.

[Anonymous No.26883964]

Which resolution seems the most likely?
A. Limitations on short positions relative to float
B. Limitations on retail accounts
C. Broker-side restrictions on available products
D. Institution-level regulations on naked positions
E. Exchange halting and delisting options expanded
F. All of the above

[Anonymous No.26883972]

>>26883810
>>26882935
Your mommies sound nice. Would have tea with them.

[Anonymous No.26883980]

>>26883810
Your mom's based

[Anonymous No.26883982]

WeBull is CCP

[Anonymous No.26883985]

Anybody wanna see a self-made billionaire BTFO out of a corrupt anchor while telling the truth about GME on air?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgSkAwrTAVM&feature=youtu.be

>ma boy retail dindu nuffin

[Anonymous No.26884000]

http://isthesqueezesquoze.com

THE SQUEEZE HAS NOT HAPPENED YET. THE MARKETS ARE BEING FUDDED BY JEWISH TRICKS TODAY.

WHAT HAPPENED TODAY IS CALLED A "SHORT LADDER."

TL;DR IT IS A JEWISH TRICK. IGNORE IT.

The fact of the matter is that (((they))) HAVE INCREASING PRESSURE to buy 130+% of what they're holding TOMORROW. If they don't THEY ALSO START OWING INTEREST.
They literally can't if we dont sell. The price now is irrelevant.

Tomorrow will be a "gamma squeeze" which will spike the price. DO NOT SELL when this happens.

The longer we hold, the more (((they))) have to pay on interest. The longer we hold, the higher OUR PRICE goes. We can literally fucking bankrupt banks if we hold long enough (if the hedgies cant pay, their broker has to, if their broker cant, their bank does)

IT WILL TAKE THEM SIX FUCKING DAYS TO COVER THEIR SHORTS. THAT ASSUMES THEY START TO COVER THEM TOMORROW. THE LONGER WE ALL HODL, THE MORE WE WIN.

THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE.
WE WIN.
WE. FUCKING. WIN.

CONFIRMED TO STILL BE PROCESSING BUY ORDERS FOR GME
eTrade
Schwab
Fidelity
Vanguard
TD Ameritrade
WeBull
SoFi
RBC Direct Investing
BMO Investor Line

[Anonymous No.26884066]

>>26883954
everyone that loses money will (((never forget)))

[Anonymous No.26884069]

>>26883782
Based
But she will be JFK'd

[Anonymous No.26884070]

>>26882356
Holy shit that's a lot, do you have a source on this?

[Anonymous No.26884085]

>>26883954
Good

[Anonymous No.26884090]

>>26883964
B, C, E.
No way are the kikes getting regulated, only us poor goyim.

[Anonymous No.26884098]

>>26882465
So is AMC fucked?

[Anonymous No.26884102]

>>26882279
UVXY is insurance not something you make a bet on.

[Anonymous No.26884103]

WHAT DO I BUY BEFORE CLOSE!!!!???!?!?!?
I ONLY HAVE 12O DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.26884108]

Is this stuff fake?

[Anonymous No.26884131]

>>26883964
something to make it harder for retail to trade like the PDT rule that forces you to hold positions and unable to do stopped-out rebuy plays on decling

[Anonymous No.26884140]

>>26883810
>>26882935
My mother is jewish

[Anonymous No.26884162]

>>26882356
>for the rest of their lives
The general public tends to be pretty short-minded on these sorts of things

[Anonymous No.26884165]

>>26883985
>muh based indian
Give it a rest 'jeet

[Anonymous No.26884183]

>>26883962
And then WSB will go even more ballistic than they already are, while normies get the veil pulled off like in 2008 before everyone was divided by identity politics

[Anonymous No.26884195]

If you were the Gamestop CEO how would you being feeling right now?

[Anonymous No.26884222]

>>26883954
Kek, smg was flooded with reddit faggots but they turned out good. Antisemitism post is way fucking hihher than /pol/ atm

[Anonymous No.26884226]

>>26884108
Thats clearly a margin call.

[Anonymous No.26884239]

>>26883721
For the record I’ve got 50 contracts ($5 April19) and am thinking of dropping another 15k into it before it fucking moons

[Anonymous No.26884270]

>>26884162
Nah, when you lose money the outrage lasts.

[Anonymous No.26884276]

WE'RE DOING IT

[Anonymous No.26884282]

>>26884108
https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/1354874931092348933

[Anonymous No.26884303]

erm

[Anonymous No.26884321]

>>26883985
I'm glad he's on 'our' side but even then I think he took the oportunity to promote his own shit.
Nobody gives a fuck about muh transparency.

[Anonymous No.26884325]

>>26884195
That man has not been sober in the past 2 weeks I can tell you that

[Anonymous No.26884337]

>>26884108
"due to the unreasonable risk in brokering your position" is someone dumb trying to sound smart. that terminology isn't used. it's fake.

[Anonymous No.26884346]

Reddit and 4chan combined their powers and they only managed to disrupt the stock market for a day.

[Anonymous No.26884383]

>>26882754
Hey hey, use his full name. I don't want him getting confused with /ourCohen/.

[Anonymous No.26884401]

>>26884282
Where do I sign the Class action at?

[Anonymous No.26884430]

>BLACKBERRY

[Anonymous No.26884445]

>>26884195
Enjoying champagne in the evening, but working with lawyers to figure out if I can trim my shares during the day.

[Anonymous No.26884456]

Should I buy SQQQ? This looks like it's going to get pretty hairy

[Anonymous No.26884477]

>>26884222
probably the fastest conversion rate ever KEK, and worldwide, cant forget the foreign bros who joined us

[Anonymous No.26884490]

How long does it take for Fidelity to transfer your Robinhood account?

[Anonymous No.26884511]

God damn it, that is far too distant.
I see there's an option for a mobile check deposit, would that be in sometime before close you think?

I guess at the very least one good thing to come from this is switching off RobinHood to Fidelity, since Robinhood was always "babbys first broker" to me anyways.

[Anonymous No.26884512]

>>26883810
Your mom sounds alright to me anon

[Anonymous No.26884517]

sndl top 1 volume its bout to go crazuyyy

[Anonymous No.26884580]

>>26882045
STOP RECOMMENDING ROBINHOOD AS A BROKER

[Anonymous No.26884608]

>>26882969
This dude is just showing off the new Tesla with a steam box in it that can run cyberpunk.

[Anonymous No.26884622]

>>26884165
I'm white you retarded nigger and he's richer than you'll ever be.

[Anonymous No.26884627]

WHO HERE IS HONESTLY STILL HOLDING GME? I ONLY HAVE 1 SHARE AT 220 AND IM SCARED BROS

[Anonymous No.26884665]

>>26884303
>happy to take this offline
That jew would get bashed up

[Anonymous No.26884675]

>>26884303
>worth 14 billion dollars
>says hes "trying to make a living"

i hope the mets never win another game

[Anonymous No.26884683]

I wired money from my Revolut to InteractiveBrokers today. How long does it take for it to appear on my funds there?

[Anonymous No.26884685]

What prevents Melvin from slowly buying stocks to prevent a spike? Could we be seeing the squeeze right now?

[Anonymous No.26884689]

>>26883034
No. It means your deposited cash isnt settled. I just bought AMC on fidelity and there wasnt any problem.

[Anonymous No.26884752]

>>26884627
I have 300 shares, holding to $9000. Not letting those kikes off easy with $1000 asks anymore. Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.26884768]

>>26884303
He’s fucking scared


HOLDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.26884769]

>>26882645
>bullish for GME
bullish for GME
>bullish for GME
bullish for GME
>bullish for GME
bullish for GME
>bullish for GME
bullish for GME
>bullish for GME
bullish for GME
>bullish for GME
bullish for GME
>bullish for GME
bullish for GME

[Anonymous No.26884773]

>>26883985
He is ever bit as slimy as the wall street hedge funds he is decrying here. Part of his self interest is in shorts who call BS on his "do the needful" SPACs of his design.

[Anonymous No.26884777]

GME TRADING AT CLOSE TO 220, BUY THE DIP ON FIDELITY

[Anonymous No.26884791]

>>26884627
Don't break you paper handed bitch, I'm holding my 3 shares until they hit 0

[Anonymous No.26884795]

>>26884162
You get jewed out of money that fucking hatred lasts a while anon, it's why most people don't let friends borrow

[Anonymous No.26884800]

>>26884685
With what money lmao

[Anonymous No.26884818]

Does trading crypto count as a day trade?

[Anonymous No.26884829]

ROBINHOOD IS ALLOWING GME AGAIN SOON. IT IS NOW SEARCHABLE ON THE PLATFORM AGAIN!!!!!

[Anonymous No.26884840]

>>26884517
SNDL better go back to $1

[Anonymous No.26884850]

imagine being so stupid you fall for the act warren is giving on cnbc. This bitch takes so much corporate money

[Anonymous No.26884877]

>>26884346
totally doesnt help that we're all up against people with billions paying off media, politicians and brokers.

[Anonymous No.26884878]

>>26882322
do we get virgins
how young
i'm just saying girls are pretty promiscuous these days and the chance of finding 72 of age virgins feels somewhat unlikely

[Anonymous No.26884884]

I hate Elizabeth Warren but the one thing I can agree with her on is increased SEC crackdown on market manipulation

[Anonymous No.26884907]

>>26884800
from the bailout?

[Anonymous No.26884931]

[Anonymous No.26884941]

>>26884683
ibkr is kiked, retard.

[Anonymous No.26884955]

>>26884627
That's a day or two of work anon, you can hold it.

[Anonymous No.26884967]

does anyone think (((they))) want us uninstalling robinhood for a reason?

[Anonymous No.26884984]

>yfw your broker isn't robinhood

[Anonymous No.26884995]

>>26884165
his shit was in the right place kike

[Anonymous No.26885000]

>>26884683
1-2 days for me but im an europleb.

[Anonymous No.26885004]

>>26883972
>>26883980
>>26884512
Thanks frens, I'll tell her.

[Anonymous No.26885024]

PAY THE JIZYA KIKES

[Anonymous No.26885038]

>>26882672
>Its the TSA

Holy fuck they didnt even exist when he did this, did they?

[Anonymous No.26885096]

>>26883742
I wanted a career in research in my specific field. I'm a bit less starry-eyed now than a year ago and honestly don't know what to think about it any longer.

[Anonymous No.26885100]

>>26884884
>increased SEC crackdown on market manipulation
Then shorting TSLA would start paying off

[Anonymous No.26885135]

[Anonymous No.26885137]

>>26884984
extremely based and bullish
Will they lift the NOK ban doe? Might buy premarket

[Anonymous No.26885194]

>>26884995
>le ebin brown man xD
Heard enough from you, reddit

[Anonymous No.26885200]

>>26884773
>self-made billionaire
Retard he hates parasites who make a living off destroying other people, like elon musk, what's wrong with that?

>being blackpilled is bluepilled

[Anonymous No.26885216]

>>26884884
it will not be a crackdown that is in anyone's favour but the elites
i hope you have your bachelors degree ready to submit to your broker app

[Anonymous No.26885219]

>>26885135
insane

[Anonymous No.26885227]

>>26884931
HOLY FUCK IT WAS THE KIKES ALL ALONG WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED

[Anonymous No.26885237]

>>26884401
>implying the courts will give you justice
L
O
L

[Anonymous No.26885265]

its called NAKD because you get fucked if you bought it

[Anonymous No.26885270]

>>26884941
its still better than revolut for most trading. Im not going there because of GME or meme stocks, i can buy GME/AMC on revolut (unless they blocked it, didnt check).

im just worried cause the money i sent is nowhere right now.

[Anonymous No.26885327]

Are these threads safe to come back to yet?

[Anonymous No.26885332]

CNBC is trying to steer Warren to blame reddit for "market manipulation" and that looks like where this "SEC crackdown" would target - small players talking not the kike overlords

[Anonymous No.26885338]

>>26884884
All these politicians are saying is more taxes or paperwork. You cant stop this by paperwork when its multiple heads of the same beast.

Also, all in AMC.

[Anonymous No.26885356]

elon just tweeted again
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354890601649610753

[Anonymous No.26885374]

>>26885200
Ask me how I know you're a redditor

[Anonymous No.26885382]

>>26885000
yeah, me too. i reckon most people using ibkr and/or revolut are from europe.

[Anonymous No.26885402]

squeeze CLVS

shorting a cancer company should be illegal

[Anonymous No.26885438]

Any worthwhile plays??

[Anonymous No.26885479]

>>26885135
so these fuckers shorted american stores that they then forced to shut down because of china virus? AND NOW THEYRE FUCKING US OUT OF GME?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.26885501]

>>26884303
>On numerous occasions joked that I'd trade my soul for a Mets world series
>This shit happens

[Anonymous No.26885505]

>>26885356
The best African

[Anonymous No.26885520]

>>26885096
I feel this way too. Everything seems to be unraveling at the seams. We may not experience a complete collapse of civilization but things will definitely get weird. Your success is detached from your talent, all that matters is being in the right place at the right time.

[Anonymous No.26885528]

How ironic that a Webull chinese broker is more free than RH

[Anonymous No.26885529]

https://twitter.com/elefentis/status/1354881309835845633?s=21

[Anonymous No.26885549]

>>26885338
Anything these politicians say is just grandstanding for support so that they can pass whatever fucking laws they want with approval from normies who don't bother to research things.

[Anonymous No.26885561]

>>26885356
>ceo of corporation is against tanking corporations
anon...

[Anonymous No.26885594]

>>26885438
no

[Anonymous No.26885595]

>>26882045
PAY THE JIZYA KIKES

[Anonymous No.26885625]

>>26882742
>well its funny you ask...

[Anonymous No.26885641]

>>26885356
SPICY

[Anonymous No.26885663]

>>26885528
and chinese social media companies don't censor the chinese president...

you're so close

[Anonymous No.26885670]

BREAKING

Sundial SNDL most traded stock lmaooo

Retard strength!!!!

[Anonymous No.26885695]

>>26882045
PAY THE JIZYA KIKES

[Anonymous No.26885694]

>>26884884
us dems love to recite populist stuff like that. it's all 100% empty talk.

[Anonymous No.26885706]

>>26885374
I'm not. I know why you THINK I am though, because you're a retard. If you weren't you would have noticed I already call somebody a nigger ITT and I'm about to do it again.
>You lazy, thick, blackpilled nigger

[Anonymous No.26885737]

21 minutes left to buy PLTR cheapies

https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/palantir-license-deal-mining-gian-rio-tinto-51611847014?mod=mw_quote_news

[Anonymous No.26885777]

>>26885529
(((cooperman)))

[Anonymous No.26885783]

>>26885594
Good, I couldn't settle on anything so that is what I was thinking

[Anonymous No.26885812]

Did you just see IBKR chairman on CNBC? Interactive Brokers has been banning all GMC/AMC on their platform. Their interview on CNBC just now is embarrassing. Loaded up on puts, this video is Exhibit A in lawsuits. They said they were defending dealers.

[Anonymous No.26885815]

MY GME DOING SUM

https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/
https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/
https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/
https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/

[Anonymous No.26885878]

>>26885737
PLTR 1500 EOY

[Anonymous No.26885881]

Do I hold my meme stocks??

[Anonymous No.26885898]

>>26885737
KILL YOURSELF KIKE
GME
GME GME
GME GME GME
GME
GME

[Anonymous No.26885913]

>>26885528
WeBull blocked buy trades too. I dont know what you are referring to.

[Anonymous No.26885923]

>>26882045
PAY THE JIZYA KIKES

[Anonymous No.26886008]

>>26882045
PAY THE JIZYA KIKES

[Anonymous No.26886033]

>>26885913
They opened back up

[Anonymous No.26886037]

>>26885812
Get the word out for this everyone should be buying puts on IBKR

[Anonymous No.26886060]

>>26885670
This one is actually a good stock though isn't it? I assume a weed grower has no problem making it in this world of degenerates.

[Anonymous No.26886099]

>>26885529
>>26885777
I may lose everything but seeing this makes me happy at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.26886102]

QQQ/SPY are nosediving. Looks like someone is starting to selling to cover the GME short.

[Anonymous No.26886186]

Who’s ready for V earnings

[Anonymous No.26886201]

>>26886102
I'm all in SPY puts with what's left of my account after this week

[Anonymous No.26886207]

>>26885913
Yeah, they blocked it once they got the call from White House. Then after they cooled down from the scare, they said fuck to this illegal order. Let's see if RH even allows to trad it fucking tomorrow. Hint : they won't.

[Anonymous No.26886209]

elon tweeted again. is he going to sink this?

[Anonymous No.26886225]

>>26883824
If ratburgers are good enough for Stallone they're good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.26886236]

>>26885881
HOLD

[Anonymous No.26886293]

>>26886209
He's probably trying to pump his bags lmao

[Anonymous No.26886300]

So, are (((they))) trying to keep these meme stocks down to mitigate their losses for the squeeze tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.26886378]

Will AH be any better?

[Anonymous No.26886395]

>>26886099
Cooperman was born to a Jewish family in the South Bronx

[Anonymous No.26886421]

>>26886300
It can happen tomorrow or 2 weeks from now
They don't cover all at once

[Anonymous No.26886428]

>>26884456
I got UVXY lottos

[Anonymous No.26886431]

What happens if the SEC bans short-selling?

[Anonymous No.26886433]

Should I close out my GME EOD?

What do you think will happen after market?

[Anonymous No.26886435]

Leaf lads please talk me out of this if my line of thinking sounds wrong. But I'm really thinking about opening an direct investment account on TD.
The 9.95 commission be damned, the way I see it the convenience of having all my finances together under one roof offsets it. Not to mention the amount of data I'll have access to.
Am I wrong here bros? I'm racking my brain here and ready to decide, I'd just love to hear your opinions if any at all

[Anonymous No.26886446]

>>26886293
well its not working. since he started tweeting its gone down $40

[Anonymous No.26886463]

>>26886293
aren't we all.

this is the literal point.

[Anonymous No.26886467]

Anon SNDL is a buy stock or not?

[Anonymous No.26886482]

http://isthesqueezesquoze.com/

[Anonymous No.26886486]

wealth tax by 2030 here we come

[Anonymous No.26886500]

>>26886433
HOLD

[Anonymous No.26886519]

PAY THE JIZYA KIKES

[Anonymous No.26886521]

>>26885898
But I'm already holding GME

[Anonymous No.26886526]

>>26882045
>Halal investing edition
Based and islampilled

[Anonymous No.26886532]

>>26885815
>OK, listen up, you late-to-the-party, crayon-eating homunculus, here's what's going on:

this is why i cant go on wsb. I cant stand this cringey vernacular of theirs so cant read DDs written in it.

[Anonymous No.26886537]

I wish my kike ass company didn't force us to hold for 1 month minimum before selling.

[Anonymous No.26886569]

>>26886209

[Anonymous No.26886601]

>>26886300
yes
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((they))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) are

[Anonymous No.26886602]

What brokerage are we switching to? Interactive brokers which I have is giving me this kike shit about closing trades only.

[Anonymous No.26886604]

Based on data available it looks like the shorts only have 2 days to cover. This means that if you hold shares through the next couple of days the shorts will have to buy them since they do not own +20% of the shares in existence.

[Anonymous No.26886630]

>>26882370
so go long pm deliverables. qrd symbols for those? slv sivr agq zsl for silver? what are gold? are any of these being shorted hard rn? thanks anon

[Anonymous No.26886655]

>>26884627
Just bought a 570c weekly, don't care if it goes to 0. Gas the kikes

[Anonymous No.26886668]

I will sell 1 share for $565 do I have a taker?

[Anonymous No.26886673]

>>26885812
https://twitter.com/bigsimp18/status/1354889828144476170
https://twitter.com/bigsimp18/status/1354889828144476170
https://twitter.com/bigsimp18/status/1354889828144476170
Here's the video
FUCK IBKR THEY SAID THEY WERE DEFENDING DEALERS. MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA GET SUED. I HOPE IBKR STOCK PRICE GOES LOWER THAN AMC WAS LAST MONTH.

[Anonymous No.26886692]

>>26886433
STOP ASKING THIS DUMB QUESTION AND JUST FUCKING HOLD WHY WOULD YOU SELL BEFORE THE GAMMA SQUEEZE YOU LITERAL ASSCLOWN?!

[Anonymous No.26886698]

>>26886433
>What do you think will happen after market?

nobody has any idea, and those that act all sure are lying.

[Anonymous No.26886732]

>>26886421
Fuck dude I already lost my gains from yesterday

[Anonymous No.26886741]

When will they turn buying GME back on?
I tried signing up at other places (Fidelity, Webull, Vanguard) but they don't work now (server overloard), also they will probably take an entire day to receive my fund and confirm that I can trade with it.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.26886798]

So looks like RH doesn't have the capital to cover all the trades hence the shutdown. Could take 2+ days before they open trading again on GME.

Absolutely Unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.26886799]

>>26886435
I pay 10 eur commisions every time for my broker and have no problems because I am not a greedy poorfag. Also not a daytrader

[Anonymous No.26886822]

is robinhood really forcefully selling your GME stonks? what the fuck

[Anonymous No.26886837]

Guys I think Warren wants a 2 cent wealth tax

[Anonymous No.26886839]

450 shares of AMC I've put for sale at $250, bros.

[Anonymous No.26886867]

test

[Anonymous No.26886900]

>>26885135
OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD

[Anonymous No.26886903]

>>26886798
get your money out asap

[Anonymous No.26886967]

>>26886822
No. They only sell marginal shares.

[Anonymous No.26886974]

>>26882935
We knew what we were getting into. We're fighting a hero's fight.

[Anonymous No.26887035]

>>26886433
No you retard, put in some sell orders high up and leave it.
Let's say 50% at 900 25% at 1100(1488) and the rest whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.26887078]

>>26885706
Okay Reddit

[Anonymous No.26887080]

I just woke up. Is it over? Do I have to sell?

[Anonymous No.26887085]

>>26886967
this is false you lying scheming kike

[Anonymous No.26887095]

>>26886602
i moved away from degiro due to a lot of downtime bullshit but in all of this they've shown themselves to be not too bad.
They've limited market orders because of the volatility but limit orders are perfectly fine and unaffected.

[Anonymous No.26887103]

>>26885438
Only winning move is to not atm

[Anonymous No.26887107]

>>26884580
Which broker never suppressed the stock? Think im fucking done with RobinKike.

[Anonymous No.26887121]

Fucking lol:
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354891972406865922

Elon Musk
@elonmusk
·
8m
Here come the shorty apologists
Give them no respect
Get Shorty

[Anonymous No.26887128]

>>26886798
so you can't even sell if you want?

[Anonymous No.26887136]

>>26886903
i dont have money in robinhood and i only have 1 GME share i was just posting what i read on twitter.

[Anonymous No.26887161]

>>26886209
nah, this pretty much confirms the squeeze. Remember TSLA made the very first robinhooders pretty rich. People are rooting for Gamestop. All people have to do is not sell. And maybe pick up another share here and there.

[Anonymous No.26887190]

>>26886900
A NEW AGE

[Anonymous No.26887194]

all you retards asking whether or not you should sell GME should check the difference between the ask and bid

[Anonymous No.26887217]

>>26886741
>When will they turn buying GME back on?
They won't
Checkmate

[Anonymous No.26887257]

>>26887121
Elon hates kikes and niggers

[Anonymous No.26887275]

Just saw someone get 21 570c weeklys at 6.95 each

[Anonymous No.26887285]

>NAKD got banned but not GNUS or SNDL

[Anonymous No.26887291]

>want to transfer RH securities to other brokerage
>will take days
>will miss the squeeze
I'm stuck in this shit hole, aren't I

[Anonymous No.26887302]

>>26887078
OK soiiboy

[Anonymous No.26887308]

>>26885438
FB calls, today or tomorrow

[Anonymous No.26887311]

>>26887080
Fix your fucking sleep schedule if you want to time the market.

[Anonymous No.26887332]

NEW

>>26887178
>>26887178
>>26887178


>>26887178
>>26887178
>>26887178

[Anonymous No.26887364]

>>26882045
Robin Hood is automatically selling shares, this is beyond scummy. Revolution when?
https://twitter.com/555Sunny/status/1354854993946406917?s=19

[Anonymous No.26887402]

>>26882341
AMC would be $20 today if not for the restrictions. Hold until Tuesday for maximum risk/reward.

[Anonymous No.26887412]

>>26887194
what do u mean?

[Anonymous No.26887453]

>>26887121
If he wants to get the shorties why isnt he investing himself...? Hm....

[Anonymous No.26887518]

>>26884000
Why can't they "short ladder" for 6 days if they wanted to?

[Anonymous No.26887647]

>>26882235
It's been a privilege

[Anonymous No.26887760]

>>26886467
>+40% today

Anon pls wait

[Anonymous No.26887762]

>>26882045
Did we just witness a scam designed to drive RH'ers from real stonks into worthless meme garbage. Something like the BTC -> shitcoin movement? Just asking.

[Anonymous No.26888239]

>>26887453
propably not safe

[Anonymous No.26888397]

>>26885737
how much do you realistically see it going up,. I got kind of fucked with the premarket buy.

[Anonymous No.26888479]

>>26883721
bought in, we'll see what happens tomorrow

[Anonymous No.26888812]

>>26885561
He dosn't care as long as it not his, he just want to see them burn out of a childish grudge.
Based if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.26889192]

I missed the boat due to the RH bullshit and making an account for a non-retarded broker needing several days to approve my bank, but something that comes into my mind is that if these hedges have to foot the bill it's likely going to see a dip in a lot of other things to cover it so maybe I'll just wait and grab something unrelated that dips in a few days.
too bad I'm stock retarded and will be guessing what to buy based on brand knowledge.