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Comfy thread.

Frens only.

No argue. No newfags.

>> No.26895104
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What's your next hypothetical move?

>> No.26895217
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I just got up.
Is the Citadel/Robinhood relationship about to upend the financial system?
Are the normies getting mad?

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Coomcat, please save us.

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finally GSI.V / GKPRF getting some new contracts that isn't just another small school bus company

>> No.26895461
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>KTOS
>MAXR
>TSM
>GME under $69.69

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>>26895217
Dunno about the first point but yes they’re getting mad, I tell them to read the T&Cs of their broker and “it’s a private company sweaty”. This makes them more mad, it’s very funny.

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>>26895104
i have a thing for seeing girls' lips being smushed together like this, especially if i imagine they're pressing their soft lips against my peepee haha

>> No.26896206
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26896206

THE JEWS DID THIS!
THE JEEEEWWWWWWSSSSSSS!!!!
WE CANT LET THEM KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

>> No.26896239

>>26895975
want everyone in this thread to know i am this poster so you cant pretend im hiding or whatever the fuck it was you said

>> No.26896301

This "fren" shit is the gayest fucking faggotry I've ever seen. It's worse than smug anime posters, because I know it's the same fat disgusting smelly pieces of shit posting it, but at least the site was founded on weeb shit and anime posters don't think we're all friends here. We're not. We're strangers who share a common interest, but we're not fucking friends. Yeah we're all fucked up but I hate the wallowing in self-pity from these fucking NIGGERS. It's reddit dogshit. Retard faggotry like "fren" and "tendies" is NIGGER NEET SHIT HUMOR and I wish all you faggots would kill yourselves.
Seriously, I mean it. Buy a gun and fucking shoot yourself frogposters. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's the same "uwu so wholesum" bullshit tumblr does.I fucking hate normies and I fucking hate you.

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>>26896206
you arent incorrect

>> No.26896338

>>26894867
Cannabro here. I am upset by the flood of larps who can't stop sucking wsb cocks.

>> No.26896370

>>26896206
They can, you are just going to have to start your own brokerage.

>> No.26896401
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>>26896239
based and personal responsibility pilled

>> No.26896414

>>26883408
>https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN
This is underrated and better than his previous vocaroo spergs.

>> No.26896494
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>>26896301
Get out non fren. REEEEE

>> No.26896515

>>26895540
Kek
Basically Citadel is and other short funds are Robinhood customers. Robinhood shutting down access means they slightly reduced liquidity, that's a billion-dollar favor to short firms.
It's all so fucking corrupt.
It doesn't change the fact that this isn't a retail pump and dump, that part's even funnier because it looks like this liquidity jam isn't going to bail out any shorts under $200.
>>26896239
Let them seethe, dude. I have a feeling this is shining some light on the situation even if the talking heads never come around.

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>>26896301

>> No.26896534

>>26896301
this is the uncomfiest thing I have seen since I snuck outta your moms place only to see two more guys going in.

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>>26896301
Faggot

>> No.26896645
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>>26896401
kek how did you know it was me
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>> No.26896653
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>>26896301
Pic aside, this pasta is great and I enjoy it alot.

>> No.26896702

>>26896414
Yes but what was his YouTube channel? I want to listen to “shut it down” again.

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>>26896301
hello fren

>> No.26896804
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I don't regret selling the top but I already want back on Mr Cohen's Wild Ride

>> No.26896932
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I started investing in november and I'm up 200%

>> No.26896936

>>26896301
>fren
Far RIght Ethno Nationalist

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>>26896301
>t. Non-fren

>> No.26897031

>>26896414
he is such a faggot but i have to conceded he has a gift for acoustic creativity. he should unironically do voice acting or something
also he's not a pajeet i dont think, he stole those pics off of /r9k/ and just wrote those indian posts to shitpost
he really is psychotic

>> No.26897186

>>26897031
Reminder that Tinny is responsible for 100% of the FUD on this board. He is trying to stop our moon mission.

>> No.26897260
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>>26897186
Tinny is dead. RIP.

>> No.26897278

>>26896702
This is the song, but not the channel. A lot of the good parodies have been shoahed.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/yBfsBJQ9ulxy/

>> No.26897398

Would trading on decentralized blockchain prevent the kind of shit that Robinhood, etc pulled off today?

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I love comfy threads. I plan to start investing in the market in two or three months, meanwhile im studying and learning in different boards and forums. I think /cmg/ is my favourite spot at the moment.
Stay comfy lads.

>> No.26897481

>>26897260
I thought he was putting everything in AMC? Why would he kill himself when it'll hit $200 tomorrow before dumping to $4?

>> No.26897648

>>26897260
He was here the other day. As much as I hate him, he is doing the right thing and honoring the bet that he made which stipulated that he cannot post here again if Biden was inaugurated.

>> No.26897754

>>26897278
Oh god. Thank you. That brings back some memories. He has a real talent.
>>26897481
I’m just memeing. He doesn’t have the balls to kill himself. Wonder what he’s up to though.

>> No.26897785

Why the doom and gloom, futures are GREEN

>> No.26897838
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>>26896301
who hurt you, fren?

>> No.26897875

>>26897278
holy fuck this is hilarious, i had never heard it. he is seriously talented. what a bitch

>> No.26897891
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26897891

JJJEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

>> No.26898050

>>26897891
>using robinhood
switch to fidelity ASAP or enjoy getting jew'd you fuckin goy cattle

>> No.26898060
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>>26896301
I hope you are memeing, but if not. curses have a tendency to react terribly upon their creator if the targets are pure. good luck.

>> No.26898183

>>26897891
Are you finally going to move to a real broker?

>> No.26898261
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>>26898060
why is Jahy so perfect

>> No.26898332
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>>26896301
Get out

>> No.26898333

>>26897891
i seriously cant understand how even oldfags in these threads still use robinhood. what is wrong with you? transfer to fidelity, theyll pay for the $75 jew tax from robinhood

>> No.26898352

>>26897891
>2scoops uses RH
bro i had so much respect for you. Just use Fidelity. They never went down and are still trading memes.

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>>26896301

>> No.26898497

TLS, ENF, NOK and maybe a dark horse AC position down the line.
Time to sit down and forget. Long term trades are incredibly comfy

>> No.26898560
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Are indexes going to dump tomorrow or next week?

Currently down a bit on my uvxy feb 5 calls, wondering if I should take the loss or stick with it. I think I'll stick with it.

>> No.26898628 [DELETED] 

>>26894867
What to know what's the next doge? Join BPS

discord
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>> No.26898636
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>>26898497
>Long term holds are incredibly comfy
can confirm. Long holds are comfy in times of crashes.

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>>26898060
>>26898261
Uh, sweeties, don't post my new girlfriend. If it wasn't for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.

>> No.26898756

>>26898560
hope so my dear bobo

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>>26896301
>2021
>Not being a ironic faggot
Ngmi. I love to post gay shit ironically to trigger polyps

>> No.26898786

I’m half cash right now. The gme media attention, euphoria, and every normie on earth trying to get in makes me very bearish. More than anything though I fear government regulations leading to a sell off. We haven’t seen yet how a Biden admin will handle this

>> No.26898791
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So Fidelity is how we are going to pull funding from the Jews?

>> No.26898828

>>26898560
Idk anon, I've got a call expiring tomorrow that I'm down bigly on, I need to roll them or pray for a miracle tomorrow ffs.

>> No.26898874

>>26898352
>having respect for a nigger
uh, cringe

>> No.26898907

>>26898673
ok, atleast you dont violate the NAP

>> No.26899036

>Robinhood has drawn down some of its credit lines with banks, tapping at least several hundred million dollars
https://twitter.com/business/status/1354910803028275203

Does this mean they're getting scared?

>> No.26899083

>>26898636
>OPTI
I am very curious about that one. It's been mention every so often in my circle but I've never gone to researching it yet.

>> No.26899095

>>26898628
how about you eat your own poo rajeesh

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>>26896301
Who hurt you, fren?

>> No.26899299

>>26897891
>using a broker that sets you as a margin account as default
>using a broker that with said default margin account can margin call you at any time.

>> No.26899362

>>26899036
>robinhood starts to lose money
>market sells EVERY share that everyone using RH is currently holding
>millions of users lose 20%+ of their net worth
oh boy

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>>26896301

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Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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smol pp gme gains. sleeping comfy tonight. sold 15 shares at $474 a pop this morning. maybe made more, maybe lost it all, but i'm not gonna complain

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>>26899362
Bobo time? God I hope it's bobo time

>> No.26899851

>>26899622
>I killed them all... The women, the children, the infants. I slaughtered them like animals. They are animals! I hate sand, you underestimate my unlimited power.

>> No.26899869

>>26899083
penny shitcoin that i bought at 0.06 because of an sec filing about a $2billion deal that was later confirmed as real, lots of positive catalysts and possible uplisting
full disclosure, i bought this as a complete gamble and am only still in it because since it hasnt dumped yet and all these catalysts seem real, im willing to continue my gamble.

>> No.26900426

>>26899083
It's a scam that has been doing pretty well but it's extremely risky to trade. They jump from product to product trying to catch the memes but their original product was a bullshit fuel maximizer that claimed to like double the efficiency of any vehicle. Don't know how that is legal but whatever.

>> No.26900500

How do I cope with the fact that I missed out on the greatest market opportunity of the 21st century??

Even normies were able to make money off of this. My only silver lining is that I didn’t lose any money, but who the fuck cares. GME will probably pump tomorrow just because normies are retarded and they will buy it because elon musk said so.

>> No.26900610

So do people actually believe this whole GME thing happened organically? As much as Reddit or social media would like to believe of the narrative of "sticking it up to the man", the buying power and cohesion required isn't sufficient even if all of WSB and some got in on the hunt.

We know Blackrock had major positions in GME and most likely liquidated them today. What's stopping the narrative that another big money player decided to kill other big money players and is using social media as their scapegoat?

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>>26900610
The media is owned by jews. Normies only read headlines.

>> No.26900952

Guys, is there a possibility that gme will go down to $100-$125 or lower? I want 2 whole shares and can’t afford $130+ Nor do I want fractional shares

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>>26899851
>I recycled them all... The plastics, the tins, the paper. They're recyclable! And I disposed of them like recyclables

>> No.26901072

>>26900952
I think fair value is $40-70 right now and will start buying under $100

>> No.26901126

>>26900610
I feel as if it's much easier (and more profitable) to market this whole situation as an "Us vs. Them" sort of thing, rather than present it as a conflict primarily between institutions.

>> No.26901127

>>26900952
>Guys, is there a possibility that gme will go down to $100-$125 or lower?
>or lower?
Yeah, I double dog guarantee you will be able to buy at whatever price you want

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>> No.26901514

Anyone that has level 2 data, where do you get it from? Im thinking about going over to IBKR for it.

>> No.26901643

>>26900610
What I want to know is who is buying at this price when most of retail can only sell to close? It can't all be covering.
>>26900500
You either just live with it or kill yourself, those are your only options. It's really no different than some meme penny stock jumping suddenly, which happens every day. There's the illusion that everyone made a ton of money from it but most of the GME investors pre-squeeze got spooked and sold low while it was rising and a lot of people who bought during it only put a few thousand in. Most of the money made was on Wall Street and this is the rare occasion where it was profitable to FOMO into a stock.

>> No.26901655

>>26901072
>>26901127
Pls be truthful, everyone else says no because of what’s going on and it’ll just moon. I just want in as well

>> No.26901666

Probably the best happening on this board since negative oil in March. Don't know what happens tomorrow but it has been fun shitposting with you gentlemen
>>26900610
yeah if Michael Burry saw this as an opportunity last year you can bet there are other big guys who bought in as well. At the core though, this whole situation has made more billionaires cry publicly than any of the OWS stuff ten years ago.

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>>26900952
Some anon earlier posted that there was something along the lines of 110% institutional ownership of GME long positions.
To put it into context, even if all retards on WSB dropped 1k into GME (All 2million) that would be enough to budge the market cap by 1bn. The market cap for GME has gone from 1bn to 21bn.
It has always been institution vs institution with reddit and the retail investor as the scapegoat.
All this will do is drive the wedge between retail and institutions even harder, because of GME more escaping wage cucking will be available to less and less people.

>> No.26901760

>>26895104
Well I really just wanted out of AMC today but the jews wouldn't let it go for 20 bucks so I'm sadly stuck due to the freeze

>> No.26901833

>>26901725
Meant to reply to
>>26900610

>> No.26901931

HOLY FUCK I REALIZED WHAT HAPPENED

JPM AND AND BLACKROCK RECALLED THEIR SHARES THAT WERE LENT OUT

PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT ON MARGIN WERE BUYING LENT SHARES HAD THEIR SHARES SOLD TODAY

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>>26901655
I am being truthful, but it might moon anyways.

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>>26901725
I came off the board for a couple hours today and literally did the math apropos wsb subs and realized what happened
motherfuck. we've all been had
well I made a couple bucks I guess

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Made this for personal responsibility anon's collage. I remember seeing places that GME was up 60%+, but the math doesn't add up. I practiced on 2 other tickers to test if the way I came up with these numbers was right and they worked, but maybe I'm retarded.

>> No.26902302

>>26900610
It certainly isn't, but the reason why brokerages stopped everything is because of retail. They don't seem to give a shit when any big boy does this.

>> No.26902473

>>26900610
nobody but clinically diagnosed fucking retards think reddit is the one driving this, despite the msm pushing that story

>> No.26902483

>>26902039
This whole situation is like a super power supporting "Freedom fighters" to overthrow a rival and then fleeing when things go south and blaming it on them.
Frightening stuff

>> No.26902711

>>26902483
I'm just mad that I fell for it for a bit. all my friends are still stoking the fire. fucking hell
god I feel like I've experienced absolutely nothing but gaslighting for almost a year now

>>26902302
but to what end since that wasn't the fundamental price movement

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>>26902070
thanks brah, i dont catch them all

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>>26896301
This "fren" shit is the best fucking frenship I've ever seen. It's better than smug anime posters, because I know it's the same comfy supportive kind frens posting it, but luckily the site was founded on weeb shit and even anime posters think we're all friends here. We are. We're strangers who share a common interest, and that makes us fucking frens. Yeah we're all fucked up but I love the understanding and empathy from these fucking FRENS. It's biz fellowship. Special fren language like "fren" and "tendies" is FRENLY NEET BASED HUMOR and I wish all you frens would be kind to yourselves.

Seriously, I mean it. Buy some dino-shaped tendies and feed yourself frogposters. It's funny, it's cute, it's not the same "uwu so wholesum" bullshit tumblr does. I fucking hate normies and I fucking love you.

>> No.26902922

>>26901643
Killing myself isn’t an option so I guess I’ll live with it, lol. Thank you, that was all reassuring to hear. I’m at a point in my life where 10k would make a huge difference, but I guess I’ll have to live with it.

>> No.26903165

>>26895540
>I tell them to read the T&Cs of their broker and “it’s a private company sweaty”
kek

>> No.26903168

>>26895104
i panic sold my amc this morning cause of robinhood kikery and lost 20% of my investment. too lazy to move the money to another platform so waiting to see if they allow buying again going into tomorrow, in which case i will buy back in hopefully less than what i sold for

>> No.26903172

best thread all day. bump

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26903183

>>26902711
We will never know, but we do know that algos and money makers in this current environment amplify everything by 100x. It's not like the idea behind GME was wrong. There are two scenarios: Retail is behind the move and was punished for it or retail isn't behind the move and was punished for it.

>> No.26903202

>>26902922
there'll be others. you might get one. you might not. the birth of crypto wasn't so long ago either, you know
never forget that what we're doing here is more or less well informed gambling

>> No.26903259

https://twitter.com/chamath/status/1354883147523997697

https://twitter.com/chamath/status/1354883147523997697

https://twitter.com/chamath/status/1354883147523997697

>> No.26903355
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26903355

>>26903183
yeah and it's clearly door #2 since the math doesn't check out
whatever. I can still pay my rent

>> No.26903555

>>26902922
There are new lifechanging opportunities on the stockmarket every single day. For example what if you put a lot of money on PLUG right at the beginning? You need to not think like that, chill out, and realise all the opportunities there are to make money

Take time to study companies and financials, like u/DFV did, and then invest

>> No.26903591

>>26898757
this is fucking gross nigger

>> No.26903769

The FT now has a live feed just for this shit

>> No.26903835

>>26901514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgdpfMNUuHI

>> No.26904038

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElPtcjxe2TA
Mannarino considers leaving the market over gaystop trading restrictions

>> No.26904097

>>26903769
Cool. I’ll make a script to just continuously post the updates into /smg/, maybe throw in some screaming. That’s what seems to be happening in there now. Why check a chart when you have a bunch of retards spamming prices every minute?

I hate them so much Anon. I hate them.

>> No.26904109

>X earnings sending CLF up
finally it moves in a good direction

>> No.26904264

>>26904109
I thought X earnings was before market open tomorrow. Either way, great.

>> No.26904413
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>>26900500
>Normies were able to make money off this
Yeah buying fractional shares of a stock thats pumped 300% for a 10% profit, only to piss it away to consooom lmao

Jokes aside once in a lifetime opportunities seldom make everyone involved rich. Invest in yourself friend:
>Get yourself a good job
>Pay down any debt
>Have emergency savings
>Live below your means
>Invest the majority of your salary into an index fund
>Leave a little fuck around money for individual stocks/options

Once you got the basics down and have done a bit of reading, make more individual plays yourself.
The path to LASTING riches is a slow but consistent one. Good luck fren.

>> No.26904584

>>26896321
Nice compilation, saved faster than my mom brings me my piss bucket.

>> No.26904609
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26904609

>>26896301

>> No.26904641

>>26904413
People buying fractional GME shares is the funniest shit

>> No.26904727
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26904727

>>26895104
Waitr, citadel is also short it
solid food delivery company that has been fucked over by (((hedge funds))) controlling volatility

short float is like 80%, more than AMC
look at the put/call data on what is being sold, this is from yesterday

>> No.26905089

>>26903835
Thanks fren. Will take a look at webull.

>> No.26905541

>>26900610
>>26901725
>>26901643
Yeah it became clear it was tutes buying when every broker on earth banned buying and the price started recovering as if nothing had happened.

>>26902302
The narrative is that some brokers might not have had good risk management on the short positions/call sellers/put buyers, and will have to default on their obligations in which case retail brokers would have to use their own cash and insurance policies to pay out, which is obviously undesirable for them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RH4XKP55fM

>> No.26905834

>>26905271
>this now exists
uh oh, are they going to stay?

>> No.26906025

>>26905834
Report their discord link, this is the last shit we need.

>> No.26906106

>>26905834
More level headed people probably will just like they did in march or any time the market makes news
The ones that bleed wont

>> No.26906167

>>26905834
They’ll get bored of answering the same questions every 2 minutes and they’ll just leave.

>> No.26906205

>>26905834
this isn't comfy

>> No.26906254

>>26905834
Frankly, if they're just trying to learn, it's fair, hell I'm still learning.

>> No.26906361

>>26905834
I hope fucking not. It was alright reading like 10ish smg threads throughout the entire day. Now there's like fucking 50 or more. Pure insanity.

>> No.26906373

>>26905834
A slow decline of /biz/ just like with /pol/? The latter now has daily threads boasting about the benefits of communism etc.

>> No.26906462

>>26906167
>They’ll get bored of answering the same questions every 2 minutes and they’ll just leave
This.
It’s a cute idea, but it’s an idiot circle trying to educate other idiots.
I imagine it’s also just the same shit from /smg/—loaded with GME weekly options

>> No.26906492

>>26906205
I’m not comfy either fren. The nerve damage in my right arm is playing up along with my carpal tunnel. Yet that thread causes me more physical pain

I would trade all my gains to be rid of this.

>> No.26906496
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26906496

Yall nigga bought CLF

>> No.26906632

>>26906254
'muh sekrit club' will be the death of /smg/, even if the newfags leave. Report the thread for advertising their Discord.

>> No.26906654

>>26905834
Fucking hell, maximum uncomfy.
You've also got /b/ le epic raid kiddies coming here trying to emulate leddit, exhibit A:
>>>26904355

>> No.26906662

>>26906373
Good lord I hope this place becomes nothing like /pol/. Why is there no salvation for decent communities from these people?

>> No.26906756

>>26906632
This. We need gatekeeping.

>> No.26906953
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26906953

I must admit. I did laugh at this though. Was it one of you guys?

https://www.sneedcoin.com/

>> No.26907178

>>26906373
I can't handle being over there more than a few minutes anymore. Funny thing is I got there in 2015 and back then everyone said it had gone to hell. To me it was paradise compared to the shithole it is now. I guess if you're on a board long enough it's never the same as it used to be.

>> No.26907264
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26907264

Finally got 1 ETH a couple of days ago and reorganized my finances which allows me to put about €800 into crypto and €800 into boomer stocks each month which I already have 25k off, plus if all goes well I'll also have about €300 remaining each month, finally feel comfy as a student

>> No.26907468

>>26907178
Peak /pol/ for me was the Zimmerman trial, with Jaffa calling. Just downhill from there.

>> No.26907538

>>26905834
>newfags self-containing
I welcome it

>> No.26907825

>>26907468
>Jaffa
Audibly kekd. What a time.

>> No.26907953

>>26907468
Gaza War was kino
>you now remember the orange ball

>> No.26908229
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26908229

>>26907468
same. trayvon martin redpilled me but it was bitter. zimmerman trial was peak comfy
syria general used to be good sometimes too

>> No.26908239
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26908239

>>26907825
I don’t think I’ve ever cried so hard laughing at something since.

>> No.26908286

>>26903168
Fuck off retard, why would you sell. You contributed to the problem.

>> No.26908304

>>26907468
I wish I had gotten there in time for the trial. Sounds comfy the way people talk about it.

>> No.26908347

>>26896301
uwu

>> No.26908403

>>26902894
based an frenpilled

>> No.26908671
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26908671

The more clownlike this market behaves, the more I recede into boomer safety nets. Just bought some silver because fuck if this market isn't making me jittery right now.

>> No.26908753
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26908753

>>26907628
This faggot is way ahead of his time.

>> No.26908854

>>26908229
Oh shit. Didn’t “we” get an air strike called in, literally weaponised autism.
>>26908304
Some of my most fond 4chan memories desu.

Anyway. Sorry for dragging us off topic frens.

>> No.26908876

>>26908671
>Just bought some silver
Take your meds, schizo

>> No.26908980

>>26898757
Need more of that gay shit

>> No.26908984

>>26908229
based zimzam and /sg/

>> No.26909037
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26909037

>>26908239
>>26907825
>>26907468

>> No.26909063

>>26908854
yes. yes "we" did. I remember a moment sometime last year during the riots when someone in the chicago dispatch thread managed to play serbia strong over a police dispatch somehow too. there's been some good times

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26909379

>>26904584

>> No.26910110

>>26909379
>he doesn't have a bucket
What are you doing with your life?

>> No.26910166
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26910166

I have a familiar feeling. Oh no.

I'm genuinely bullish on GME again.

>> No.26910197

>>26908304
https://youtu.be/VfJ1tTGjyS0
Still brings me out in tears. Fucking hell. Kek.

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26910414

>>26910166
if you werent bullish after this dip getting bought you should go back to basics and look up a youtube tutorial on trading

>> No.26910558

>>26910414
I want to know who scooped up the $125 cheapies.

>> No.26910598

>>26910414
I don't usually trade because I'm bad at it, also I slept through the dip

>> No.26910806

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/peterffy-calls-robinhood-decision-to-allow-limited-buys-of-gamestop-troubling-im-not-comfortable-11611876619

>Speaking to MarketWatch on Thursday afternoon, Peterffy said that a so-called short squeeze can go on indefinitely unless someone intervenes, and it has the potential to ripple throughout the market.
>“It can take down the entire system, theoretically,” he said.

>He told MarketWatch that clearinghouses are at the center of these short trades, where investors use borrowed money to wager that a stock’s value will fall. The veteran investor said that losses in short squeezes, if prolonged, can knock down other brokerage platforms, a la the incident that took down MF Global back in 2011, when an estimated $1.2 billion in customer funds went missing.
>Clearinghouses play a crucial role in markets from equities to derivatives. They stand between two parties in a trade to guarantee payment if either side reneges.
>To protect itself against the risk of default, clearinghouses require their members — banks and brokers — to be well-capitalized, to deposit collateral and to pay into a default fund.
>“If a broker cannot collect from the losers,” in these short bets, then they “must have sufficient capital to cover losses to the clearinghouse,” which could lead to further liquidation, Peterffy told MarketWatch.
>“The broker may not have sufficient capital to make up for the losses, then they have to default on the clearinghouse,” he said.
>“I’m not comfortable with the current situation because if the brokers go, the clearinghouse has to collect from other members…and it is a domino effect,” he said.

It's actually going to be fucking Gamestop and not Covid that will crash the market. Can't make this shit up.

>> No.26910852

>>26910414
>short at high
>halt long positioning
>free fall until new buy in target
>reposition long
And it's like nothing ever happened...

>>26910558
Who benefited most from shorting the top?

>> No.26911102

>>26910852
Id be curious to know which institution.

>> No.26911267
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26911267

>>26910806
>indefinite short squeeze
>can take down the entire system

>> No.26911295

>>26910806
One single Man cause this.
>fuck you melvin

>> No.26911317

>>26910806
This is what will be great. Because of a structural issue, they've completely undone themselves. What else could they do? If they let it play out, depending on the exposure of the financial institutions involved, you could see MMs, brokerages, the whole lot, absorbing massive losses as the short traders get liquidated and can't post collateral. Or, you halt trading/delist. But what then? What is the recompense for fixing an issue that you (the SEC) let slip by?

>> No.26911342
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26911342

>>26910197
lost

>> No.26911648
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26911648

Bad news bros. There is major resistance for the SP at 380.
It's likely we'll have a red day tomorrow.

>> No.26911741

>>26896494
>>26896517
>>26896534
>>26896642
>>26896653
>>26896789
>>26896936
>>26896941
>>26897838
>>26898060
>>26898332
>>26898372
>>26899265
>>26899375
>>26902894
>>26904609
>>26908347
they hated >>26896301 because he told the truth

>> No.26911919

>>26911648
SPY 400 1st March. Book it.

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26911965

>>26911741
>go home melvin you are drunk

>> No.26912072

>>26911965
kys redditnigger

>> No.26912098

>>26911648
If the primary institutions going long decide to collapse the other end of the trade, and they have the capital to do so, a little resistance would be the least of everyone's worry.

>> No.26912252

>>26912072
This is Cannabro. You moomoo worshpping towel head.

>> No.26912295

>>26912098
Yeah I guess we won't see any real selloff until the fed raises rates

>> No.26912319
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26912319

Just won 1000$ on online gambling. Time to invest in more bags.

>> No.26912384

>>26912252
ok redditnigger

>> No.26912430
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26912430

>>26911741
here is your (you) you want so badly

>> No.26912465
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26912465

>>26912319
>just won 1k gambling, time to gamble more
?

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26912532

>>26912319

>> No.26912580

>>26911267
I feel like I should buy back into GME. Not even for gains or anything, just as a hedge against insanity and total collapse of the system. Fuck precious metals, meme stocks are the only hedge.

>>26911317
>Or, you halt trading/delist. But what then? What is the recompense for fixing an issue that you (the SEC) let slip by?
In all likelihood, they'll find some way to stop the squeeze, even if it is illegal. The SEC knows what is at stake, and at worst will give these institutions a slap on the wrists, force them to pay a small fine, and some new rules to prevent an event like this will be created.

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26912632

>>26912430
can I get a jahy-sama (You)

>> No.26912709
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>>26912384
here is your ((you))

>> No.26912711
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26912711

>>26912465
>>26912532
Take it from one table to another.
Started my evening with dumping 20$ on the slots.

>> No.26912754

what's something that will do a GME in 5 years

>> No.26912832

>>26912295
they will never raise rates

>> No.26912913
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26912913

>>26912632
yes fren

>> No.26912952

>>26912754
Tesla. Easily.

>> No.26912971

>>26912295
If funds that are on the short trade get liquidated, they won't have a choice, much like last March.

>>26912580
Right, and who covers the investors in a way that won't unanimously outrage them?

>> No.26913010
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26913010

>>26912913
you're a fren fren

>> No.26913119

Anyone got some rare bobos? Preferably sad ones so I can make fun of him tomorrow

>> No.26913198

>>26912952
ok elon

>> No.26913270
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26913270

>>26913119

>> No.26913274

>>26912580
highly speculative assets are usually the first to be sold off in a downturn

>> No.26913331

Man I want shit to calm down

>> No.26913363

>>26913119
Just post market gains since March if you want to make fun.

>> No.26913456

>>26913198
I think Elon is a dumbfuck but I believe that too.
If you want to listen to your feelings instead of logic that's your own issue.

>> No.26913478

>CLF tranny doesn’t post in these threads as no one replies to him.

Comfy. Let’s keep this up when we go back to /smg/.

>> No.26913564

>>26913331
this just want the redditors to leave.

>> No.26913690

>>26913456
I dunno I was kinda shitposting because it was another meme, what’s the next GME question.

>> No.26913716
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26913716

>>26913119
Is this rare enough? I'm not that bearish but I did sell my TQQQ earlier today since I'm starting to get weary that there will be a dip and I'm accumulating cash for ARKX. This is bullish for TQQQ because I've been getting my ass kicked lately so go buy it.

>> No.26913753

>>26913478
I think CLF tranny is trying to find as many new friends as possible to dump his bags onto

>> No.26913777

>>26913456
>not using the force in these troubled time
>>26913478
im pretty sure he got ooooof'd and sold at a loss.

>> No.26913797

>>26913331
Just try to have some fun, anon.
Eventually we will be maximum comfy again but in the meantime you can laugh at memes.

>> No.26913844

80 posters now. You could would tell me if there was an even comfier general, right? I can't trawl the catalog now, it's full of cancer and literal crime.

>> No.26913920

>>26913844
there were 76 last night. id say it's still about right, if a bit quick

>> No.26913935
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26913935

>>26913456
>I think Elon is a dumbfuck
>co founder of paypal
>made electric cars mainstream
>is trying to get humanity to mars
>he's a dumbfuck

>> No.26913939

https://youtu.be/kz8WvEWshZw

OC I made

>> No.26913943
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26913943

Who else is feelin pretty comfy now that our meme stonks are rebounding?

>> No.26913979

>>26913270
>>26913716
based rare bobos

>> No.26914090

>>26913716
We just consolidated after AAPL/TSLA earnings, now I think it's time for QQQ to start steadily pumping in speculation for next quarter. Isn't that how golden bull runs work? I bought SOXL with some GME winnings and I might buy more TQQQ soon.

>> No.26914094

>>26913690
When can I buy again?
I'm from Australia so adjust to my timezone for answer.

>> No.26914133

>>26913777
Nah he’s still holding them, still 900k up or so. He was pretending in another thread yesterday that he was someone else and had bought “the calls off the fat retard” and was now in profit. Pretty funny that he referred to himself as a fat retard, he knows how much the board hates him.

>> No.26914183

>>26913935
Elon is a fucking dumbfuck. Listen to him when he speaks. Hell, listen to his fucking retarded girlfriend speak. Success does not indicate intelligence ex opere operato, dickhead.

>> No.26914195

>>26913943
Need the gif of this.

>> No.26914366

anyone got that img of the battle of pelennor field from LOTR with r*ddit as minas tirith and 4chan as the rohirrim? was funny

>> No.26914389

>>26913935
Let me rephrase:
Acts publicly like a dumbfuck. I sincerely believe in him tho.

>> No.26914412

>>26913690
they went to public school, leave them alone. what is the price target of KTOS

>> No.26914413

>>26914183
What do you think got them successful then? Assuming they didn't inherit.

>> No.26914445

>>26912532
Might watch it again

>> No.26914468

>>26912971
>Right, and who covers the investors in a way that won't unanimously outrage them?
Why would they care if those investors are outraged? What are are they going to do? Launch another series of pointless, impotent protests? Write to your congressman?
Please. These people run the economy.

>>26913274
>highly speculative assets are usually the first to be sold off in a downturn
Not if the downturn happens because every big financial institution needs to shore up a couple billion dollars to buy that speculative asset.

>> No.26914589

>Brokerages trying to locate shares without pumping the stock too much
>They can't
What a sight to see.

>> No.26914644

>>26914133
I saw that, I thought the same, that it was him pretending to be someone else. Very strange person indeed

>> No.26914707

>>26914413
usually a combination of hard work, luck, and enough intelligence not to completely fuck it. 110-120 midwittery at least. intelligence ain't all that unless you're truly a moron and elon clearly isn't that

>> No.26914719

>>26914183
Tbh, him and grimes are wholesome retards. I want that relationship except poor

>> No.26914737
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26914737

>>26914413
Literally getting noticed by jews and being useful as a face to their bullshit. IIRC doesn't tesla actually lose money on EV sales without government subsidy?

>> No.26914841

>>26902070

Bigger percentages of smaller numbers are smaller numbers than small percentages of bigger numbers.

Going down 30% and then going up 45% put you at about the same number

>> No.26914895

>>26914468
>people lose millions due to SEC oversight
>SEC doesn't IMMEDIATELY halt trading, but lets the issue drag on until it reaches a breaking point
There is NO timeline in which that doesn't kick off some next level shit. People might sweep political intrigue under the rug, but they will not do the same with their finances.

>> No.26915009

>>26914737
yes, although this doesn't really make elon an idiot, it just means the economy is soaked in some really perverse incentives

>> No.26915026

>>26895540
>it’s a private company sweaty
KEK

>> No.26915103
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26915103

How does one perform fundamental analysis on memes?

>> No.26915122

>>26914468
GME was literally pumping while all retail brokers except TD had banned the purchase of shares.
The bullrun was lead by institutions like Blackrock. A bunch of retards on reddit playing with $500 accounts don't make these kinda moves.

>> No.26915189
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26915189

>>26914366
dm found it in the archive

>> No.26915239

>>26914895
Take a step back. The majority of people in on GME are Reddit zoomers. Boomers etc are all sat in index funds. As long as their fund doesn’t crash. They will just plod along, zoomers will scream about it for a while and then move onto the next thing.

>> No.26915258

>>26914737
Elon is an autistic savant engineer who was bullied as a kid in South Africa. That's why he's successful and why sounds like a total autist on stage.

>> No.26915426

>>26915189
68 BB @ 18 USD btw am i gonna make it lads

>> No.26915470
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> J E W S

>> No.26915484

>>26915103
Just account for meme value same way you'd account for factors like liquidity.

>> No.26915537
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AAAAAAA WHEN ARE WE GOING BACK TO NORMAL

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>>26896301
>>26911741
>goes to a general and complains about cancer

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como se llama este patron?

>> No.26915653
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>>26915537
on the board or in the world?

>> No.26915656
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>>26915470
TRUE IF BIG

>> No.26915746

>>26915239
The majority of people in on GME are funds and institutionals on the other end of the short sellers, if they're smart and got in earlier. Do you really think Reddit zoomers were buying up the massive dip today in that HUGE 1min volume spike, when many brokers had locked them out of buying? After such a well organized shakeout? Reddit is the scapegoat. The funds and institutions, like BlackRock, that longed GME are the real power players. It ends when they say it ends.

>> No.26915818

>>26915656
Ummmm. It’s a private company sweetie.

>> No.26915860
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>>26915537
>WHEN ARE WE GOING BACK TO NORMAL
>BACK TO NORMAL
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fool!
This IS the new normal!

>> No.26915894

>>26903168
move your money to fidelity asap

>> No.26915939

>>26915860
great cat picture king

>> No.26915977

>>26914707
m8 he literally got extremely lucky off the dotcom boom and has bought into enough meme companies with absurdly propped up value to make it. not only did he win the lottery, he won it twice. rather him than another kike tho.

>> No.26916073

>>26915746
Sorry, I meant the majority of people that would kick up a fuss. I think we’ve had this back and forth before so I’m not going to shit up the thread with it. I’m just apathetic about the whole situation. Nothing will change.

>> No.26916177

>>26915977
yeah I said luck was a factor, didn't I? take away the dotcom boom and the meme companies going well, where is elon musk? probably still doing pretty decently because he has the fundamentals of reasonably bright and reasonably hard working

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>GME is back over $300 during AH

>LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488
LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488
>LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488
LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488
>LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488
LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488
>LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488
LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488
>LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488
LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488
>LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488
LIMIT SELL SET TO $1488

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>>26896301
>This "fren" shit is the gayest fucking faggotry I've ever seen. It's worse than smug anime posters, because I know it's the same fat disgusting smelly pieces of shit posting it, but at least the site was founded on weeb shit and anime posters don't think we're all friends here. We're not. We're strangers who share a common interest, but we're not fucking friends. Yeah we're all fucked up but I hate the wallowing in self-pity from these fucking NIGGERS. It's reddit dogshit. Retard faggotry like "fren" and "tendies" is NIGGER NEET SHIT HUMOR and I wish all you faggots would kill yourselves.
Seriously, I mean it. Buy a gun and fucking shoot yourself frogposters. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's the same "uwu so wholesum" bullshit tumblr does.I fucking hate normies and I fucking hate you.

>> No.26916239

Mom gave me $1k to buy bitcoin with. Little does she know its going all into linkies. She is a super based conservative woman who, when she has had too much wine, talks about Hitler not being that bad.

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>>26914195

none that I know of fren. Sorry :( Have this instead

>> No.26916370

>>26916177
desu i didn't even read your post properly dude and i've been blasting white wine spritzers to numb the BB pain so dont even worry about it. up the blades

>> No.26916423

Alright. Who fucking linked the thread in /smg/?

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>>26916370
I feel you fren I bought BB at 21. not getting drunk until later though

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>>26916201
if no one can buy, why is the price going up?

>> No.26916574

>>26916073
I hear you. It's nothing more than a possibility, anyway; but, it would be frenetic to watch live.

>>26916318
When are we getting our Mars missions? I want to buy tickets.

>> No.26916657

>>26916528
oh people can buy. just not you

>> No.26916798

>>26916528
Stop using RH to buy.

>> No.26916920

>>26916524
safe bruv. my GRT is up so i'm not that fussed about buying into a literal reddit meme. mate of mine did 25 large from a 2K stake on GME tho so dreams do come true

>> No.26916931

>kid i know put 30k into dogecoin


wow well, might fomo into this one, made some money from it in the past

>> No.26917054

anyone have a estimated eoy for bcrx?

>> No.26917243

New /cmg/ is up as this has gotten quite uncomfy.

Not linking it here though frens.

>> No.26917265

>>26895104
I received $3000 so I'm hoping to put 1K into BTC, 1K into LINK, then split 1K between XLM and AAVE

>> No.26917275

>>26915818
>doesn't understand corp. can own corp.
ngmi

>> No.26917445

>>26917265
BTC boring as fuck rn. buy LINK and GRT

>> No.26917627

>>26915641
Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria

>> No.26917680

>>26914090
I still feel it's overextended even for a golden bull run and I wouldn't be surprised to see a 10% correction within the next couple of months. QQQ is up like 6% this YTD, it hasn't even been a full month yet and the last serious dip was in October. Any serious delay to vaccinations or worries about a longer economic recovery may cause a pullback but unemployment numbers missed today and the market still pumped, kek.

It's more that it's hard to hold 3x leveraged index ETFs at this level. SOXL looks like a good opportunity but it's still quite a gamble. I may eventually hold only 2x ETFs and leave the rest for day trading unless they hit the 200 day MA.

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What does it mean when there is such a large difference between the ask and bid? Is that a good sign?

>> No.26918133

>>26918030
market is being manipulated, obv

>> No.26918336

>>26911648
Now that I think about it this could be forming a head and shoulders pattern. Hmm
Either way pulling all my green positions tomorrow. Wanna have as little exposure as possible over the weekend... there might be brokers going broke over the gme fiasco

>> No.26918411

>>26918133
Is that a serious answer? I wasn't trying to insinuate anything, just genuinely curious because I've seen this a couple times with BNKU AH.

>> No.26918611

>>26918030
The spread widening signals uncertainty and a thinly traded market (meaning lack of liquidity). The market makers ask for a bigger reward to offer liquidity because they could be exposed to more volatility and thus risk.

>> No.26918613

>>26918336
Yeah. I'm considering hedging over the weekend in case of any aftermath.

>> No.26918665

>>26917680
I don't see a strong case for fear. The value is there, nobody wants bonds, printer go BRRR. AAPL has to capture all the new value.
If there's a COVID 20, are you going to want dollars and bonds for some reason? AAPL still has to capture all the new value.
>>26918030
Nobody wants to buy or sell.
Don't read too much into it, that's a low volume ETF so big spreads are common.

>> No.26918979

>>26918030
It means there is very low volume which is perfectly normal in the after hours

>> No.26918980

>>26915551
shutup cancer

>> No.26919038

Niggas buying into DOGE when it is literally at +470%? I think I'll wait until it falls back down again. It has meme potential for quick turnarounds like this

>> No.26919446

>>26918980
no argue

>> No.26919525

>>26916528
>No one can buy
You are not the chosen people

>> No.26919792

>>26919525
Maybe not, but we'll be going to war for them soon.
>RTX
>LMT
>NOC
>LHX

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>tfw i remember when my "retarded shorters" folder was full of pic related and not news articles of crying hedgefund manager on cnbc

>> No.26920352

26919038
Is there any explanation for this besides a d*g* short buying a bot or pajeet?
If I told most people about shills they would think I'm schizo

>> No.26920649

>>26904727

And the market cap is only 407 million, that can be influenced by the proles

>> No.26920681

>>26895104
I’ve got my fingers crossed that I’ll be able to make a small profit off what I’ve invested in since yesterday and bail out of Robinhood for a different service. If they ease up the limits tomorrow I’ll stick around and HODL but I think they have a clear expiration date now.

>> No.26921453

>>26920352
I hate when people do this
I'm not even gonna look up what post you're referring to out of spite

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@26921453

cryptard posts should not be afforded (You)s in comfy /smg/ or even vanilla /smg/. anon is quite right to do that in this scenario

>> No.26922085

>>26920352
the explanation is DOGE is the cheapest coin avalable for robinhood and biz shills took advantage , i saw it coming, but did not believe in it, i should have.

>> No.26922341

>>26921923
his post doesn't even make sense
if you don't wanna talk about crypto then don't respond to crypto posts

>> No.26922584

so uh...when is it time to buy some NOK LEAPS?

>> No.26922605

based day trader dabbing on gaystoppers today
>nooooo you have to hodl we have to bankrupt wall street ahhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8IHAEllXZQ

>> No.26922644

>>26921453
I'm talking about a crypto bot that anyone can see is not a real participant in the thread.
You want me to link the bot? Fine >>26919038

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>>26922341
>his post doesn't even make sense
because you haven't spent enough time in the Crypto Pits. your mind is still somewhat untainted and functional

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>>26904413
>Get yourself a good job
>Pay down any debt
>Have emergency savings
>Live below your means
>Invest the majority of your salary into an index fund
--I am here--
>Leave a little fuck around money for individual stocks/options

>> No.26923199

>>26922644
I can see why you think it's somebody short on dogue but nobody thinks you're schizo for it
Everybody knows there's always a bot that gets lost and post shitcoins on /smg/ threads

>> No.26923592

Anything you watching to buy? Kinda got lost watching all the memes this week and need to recalibrate.

>> No.26923605

>>26923562
>>26923562
>>26923562
>>26923562
>>26923562
NEW

>> No.26923910

>>26920681
TOS (TD Ameritrade) is pretty solid. Lots of features (built in company profiles and financial information, data streams of all kinds, large technical tool suite), and I've never had an issue with their service being down or slow in almost a decade.

>> No.26924028

>>26896301
hehe

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>>26896301

>> No.26925528

>>26899362

idk why more people havent realized this is what is going to happen.

the battle is lost.

>> No.26926555

>>26895309
THANK YOU COOMCAT

>> No.26926721

>NOK delisted on RobinHood
WTF?

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