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FUCK I COULD NOT SLEEP

SO OK THE SQUEEZE IS INEVITABLY HAPPENING AND IF (((THEY))) DON'T MANAGE TO LOWER THE PRICE ENOUGH TODAY A LOT OF CALLS WILL EXPIRE ITM, FORCING THIS HIGHER AND HIGHER.

WHEN THE FUCK DO WE SELL? I WANT TO SQUEEZE THE MOST MONEY OUT OF THEIR KIKE BLEEDING ASS BUT I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO MAKE PROFIT. I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING AROUND $5000 TO BE REALISTIC. WHAT ARE YOUR EXPECTATIONS?

CAPS ONLY THREAD FAG

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>>26970757

>> No.26970978

SELL LIMIT SET TO 148869420

MY GME WILL COST YOU ONE GORILLION DOLLARS SHLOMO

>> No.26970984

>>26970757
Best place to buy some shares?

>> No.26971049

>>26970978
set mine to 999,999,999 because it wouldn't let me go any higher

>> No.26971055

>>26970942
I READ THIS THING AND IT'S THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT ON XANAX RIGHT NOW

>> No.26971139

>>26970984
THE FRUIT MARKET

>> No.26971304

>>26970757
When all poorfag brokers forbid buying yesterday, the hedges bought enough to cover their asses today. You basically lost but don’t know it yet


COPE

>> No.26971389

>>26971304
>increasingly nervous rabbi
you've oy'd your last vey

>> No.26971392

>>26970757
TWO MORE WEEKS!

>> No.26971486

>>26971304
>>26971392
this site has unique IDs you stupid kike

>> No.26971512

Is it too late to buy?

>> No.26971515

>>26971389
No, I know I already won, goyim, because there was no other reason you poor could not buy the dip if not for let us buying it, cope

>> No.26971586

>>26971304
>>26971392
what did the jewkike mean by this?

>> No.26971604

>>26971486
Now this is a bull signal if I've ever seen one lmao

>> No.26971610

>>26971486
Catch the irony homosexual friend

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>>26971392
>>26971304

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26971654

Here's what Robbinghood meant by limited buy options today.

>> No.26971709

>>26971304
>hedges bought enough
They didn't, retard. Learn how to read.

>> No.26971807

>>26971604
no fucking shit lol, they are shitting their pants because they are obligated to pay back x100000 times the purchase price

>>26971610
kill yourself

>> No.26971862

TWO MORE WEEKS!

>> No.26971866

>>26970942
This needs to be pinned. Am I the only one that hasn't broken a sweat during this thing? The actions of today fucked them royally. The faggot Chris Cumo called bullshit on Vlad. They have are fucked and tomorrow/today is going to be fucking fun.

>> No.26971872

>>26971304
ALSO, THE CRASH YESTERDAY WAS CAUSED BY SHORTS AS WELL, SO IMAGINE HOW MUCH THEY ARE IN DEEP SHIT RIGHT NOW.

>> No.26971929

>>26971304
Hahahahaha! Sure they did. So today won't be a bloodbath, right?

>> No.26971982

>>26971709
Enough for today, just wait two more weeks, because this is exactly what you will get told when today nothing will happen

A REAL NOTHINGBURGER, goyim

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>>26971982

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WE WON! WWW1WGA

>> No.26972360

>>26971982
jewish pussy is the best, I imagine I am holocausting them with every pump

>> No.26972503

>>26970757
>FUCK I COULD NOT SLEEP
Same here dude
Holy shit this is unreal

>> No.26972513

>>26970757
What price is GME going to open at?
Predictions on paper hands dumping - what's the dip?

>> No.26972684

>>26972513
it'll most likely take a huge dump (~$50) then go to the moon within a week as they are forced to liquidate to pay the tendie whales

>> No.26972827

>>26970757
The short squeeze could go into next week be wary, people held the fucking line at 230+ today while everyone couldn't even trade. Assuming you have multiple shares sell 25% anywhere from 700-1k. The longer you hold the worse it'll be for melvin and the hedges

>> No.26972834

>noob
>robinhoob
>buy 1 share
>turns out its 0.990277 of a share

am i dead

>> No.26973030

>>26971304
>the hedges bought enough to cover their asses today.
From who did they buy more than 100% of the float when hardly anyone was selling? Volume was absolutely tiny.
Sorry you didn't get in, probably too late now.

>> No.26973031

>>26972834
you should be able to buy fractional shares to even it out

>> No.26973054
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26973054

This guy called me, he is a wonderful lawyer, he said he wants to lead your class action against Robinhood, because they conned you and this is clearly against the law

THIS IS THE OCCASION OF YOUR LIFE dDONT WASTE IT, HIRE THIS GUY

>> No.26973112

>>26971654
>>26971654
>>26971654
>>26971654
>>26971654
Bump. Read this fucking post, going into tomorrow this is important shit.

>> No.26973133

>>26972684
German market started at +35% of closing price.

>> No.26973146

Got my sell orders set to a million here

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>>26972513
It is weird, there are zero trades in after hours. The confidence in these hedge fund fags is worrying.

>> No.26973344

>>26971304
>the hedges bought enough to cover

If the hedges bought every single share that was sold yesterday, they wouldn't have been able to cover half the outstanding shorts. But we know that the shorts were laddering yesterday and selling shares to themselves, so they didn't even do that.

>> No.26973360

>>26970757
300€ open in Xetra, Germany

>> No.26973421

>>26973031
maybe i can in the morning, says fractional shares are unavailable for GME . could be rip

>> No.26973555

Go here for squeeze info >>26972826

I tried making a thread. Too many DOGE posts.

>> No.26973569

>>26973360
hey germanbro, austrian here, can you tell me what broker we can use here in europe to trade in our market hours? i use american broker currently

>> No.26973625

>>26973344
Are you such a fag? They agreed on a price and they set it there, the big players. Someone lost someone won, it’s game over. Nothingburger

>> No.26973627

>>26973236
If you just took this, it's empty because it's not after hours.

>> No.26973677

>>26973421
Why so? What is the deal with fractional shares?

>> No.26973782

U guys think we’ll temporarily moon again like today before they crash it down. I need to dump my calls

>> No.26973809

>>26973236
The AH market is closed anon, wait for the prehours

>> No.26973813

>>26970978
In honor and remembrance of International Holocaust Day, I set mine to 6 million ;^)

>> No.26974267

>>26973813
Oy vey, 7 million a share.

>> No.26974332
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Australian banks are trying to fuck things up

ANZ

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.26974354

>>26970757
>>26970942
Their shorts don't expire. Enjoy holding whale bags.

>> No.26974407

>>26973421
Ah, seems like something robinkike would do

>> No.26974558

>>26971654
https://www.sec.gov/tcr
Report price manipulation. First they caused a market selloff. Now they're manipulating the prices from recovering.

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>>26974354

>> No.26974671

>>26971654
Will this fuck everything

>> No.26974676

>>26970942
Its 2 days now and market closed satur day so wtf do we do sell on friday?

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>>26970757
On Fidelity, how the fuck do I set a limit buy for pre hours before they start? Or do I have to wait for prehours before I can set a limit buy?

>> No.26974732

>>26974354
>shorts that don't expire
we're reaching levels of kikery that shouldn't even be possible

>> No.26974748

>>26974354
>Their shorts don't expire.
Neither do my stocks. They will pay the inflated prices.

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>>26974732
>>26974644
>t.

>>26974748
They don't need to.

>> No.26975073

>>26974332
>they're already expecting the squeeze and don't want people to sell for $69420
kek

>> No.26975180

>>26974862
Your probably someone who can't afford GME stock. I'll be sure to get a custom licence plate for my Tesla with your ID

>> No.26975375

http://isthesqueezesquoze.com/

>> No.26975551

Is there even any point in buying GME if you're purchasing a fraction of a share?

>> No.26975895

>>26975551
Somebody managed to sell .18 of a share for $2600 during the madness yesterday

>> No.26976054

>>26975895
wouldn't that have thrown the prices sky high?

>> No.26977032

>>26974732
Short can get renewed by paying a small commission

>> No.26977262

>>26970942
This could be coordinated from finance bros looking to be the first out

>> No.26977327

>>26970942
THIS

>> No.26978002

>>26974354
what about the interest?