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Lol at not spending your chainlink on a lambo to attract hot women.

>> No.27149290

>Male ass

No thanks

>> No.27149374

Betabux

>> No.27149416

>>27149251
it is much cheaper to buy the women directly
for 10% of the cost of a lambo you can fuck hot women until you get tired of it

>> No.27149448

>>27149251
>attract hot women
>attract women
>women
Anon, I... To be frank, why would you want to attract anything? Braggers are the biggest brainlets

>> No.27149452

Call i what you want. Betabuxer hets laid and incels go to sleep alone every night.

>> No.27149572

I’d rather go to South America where women are impressed with a new Toyota Tacoma and a functional toilet
If I’m going to impress women with luxuries they wouldn’t be American women either, might as well go Scandinavian at that point

>> No.27149575
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27149575

Lol at needing a car to attract women and not being a true chad with social skills that doesn't need superficial shit to get laid

t. banged my girlfriend silly in the driver's seat of my Ford Probe, pic related

>> No.27149652

>>27149575
Based and sleaze pilled

>> No.27149738

>>27149575
Your dumb gf probably thought the Ford Probe is a ferrari because muh pop-up headlights (Which are very kino, of course)

>> No.27150325

>>27149738

It does look like a 456GT from a distance, and sounds like one too if you chopped the V12 in half

>> No.27150385

>>27149251
I'd rather a ferrari

>> No.27150467

>>27149251
>To attract disgusting botched bimbos with tattooes
No thx

>> No.27150484

>>27149572
>If I’m going to impress women with luxuries they wouldn’t be American women either, might as well go Scandinavian at that point

Scandinavian women aren't impressed with your tacky lambos or new rich Rolexes.

>t. swede

>> No.27150501

The only reasons why i would buy a Lambo is the driving fun and the seething of the normies. A Lambo is a "fuck you all" car imo, especially in Germany.

>> No.27150517
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>>27149251
dont need a lambo to do that my duder

>> No.27150547

>>27149251
bro im trying to do that with gme and amc. pray for me

>> No.27150663

>>27149251
>rent instead of owning one directly
>can fuck multiple women and just stop renting when you get tired of it
>no need to sell lambo afterwards

>> No.27150798

>>27150501
Chery Amulet is a "fuck you all" car if i ever saw one.

>> No.27150803

I like getting mentally fucked by sergey like all other link holders but i have the balls to admit it at least.

>> No.27150877

>>27150501
This. Once I make it, I will purchase a Green Lamborghini and a red Ferrari. I drive one or the other depending on the colour of my portfolio candles.

Lambo numberplate: NOTPOOR
Ferrari numberplate: FATSTACK

Aston Martin as my grocery getter subtle mobile.

>> No.27150905

>>27149575
hello fellow non-autist

>> No.27151143
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>>27149251
All I need is a used $2000 sport motorcycle. More fun to ride than your Lamborghini and not that much slower

>> No.27151180

>>27149251
imagine needing money to attract women

>> No.27151301

>>27149251
lmao at thinking women are actually interested in Lamborghinis
They'd rather get in a hotrod
roadkill lproved this a while ago

>> No.27151335

>>27149374
See >>27149452

Betabux trades their money for sex, Oilers trade their wealth for status symbols for sex, Chad trades his time and sanity pretending to be interested in roasties, Chris the Christian trades his freedom in his later years of life. Sex is just another transaction, meaning no one is getting quality sex for free.

>> No.27151439

>>27149251
I have a schizoid personality, so I don't really care about attracting women.

>> No.27151514

>>27149251
>Depreciating asset
I'm buying an escort who allows me to take and keep pictures of us together. We'll look like those akward couples where you know the girl is getting paid but nothing in the picture is overtly sexual. Who knows maybe she'll tolerate me enough and agree to a salary of $3000 a week of pretending she's my wife.

>> No.27151633

>>27151514
>a salary of $3000 a week of pretending she's my wife.
so a normal marriage?

>> No.27152168

>>27149251
Lambo is the right choice. Stacies and prime sluts stick to it like bees to honey. Anyone with Porsche is just a boomer coping.

Lambo is the kind of thing that makes incels seethe, because they KNOW that guy gets laid.

Same thing as getting roided, tanned and tatted.

Imagine a tatted, ripped, tan god with a Lambo. Basically free ticket to 10/10 pussy. But of course incels and normies will shame and seethe at this, because they are jealous fucking cucks

>> No.27152261

>>27150484
Good that’s why I want them

>> No.27152537
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>>27152168
>tattoos

>> No.27152779

>>27152168
>>27152537
>he doesn't have a tatt on his forehead saying 'damaged'
ngmi

>> No.27153000

>>27152168
cringe

>> No.27153447

>>27153000
>>27152537

nice argument

you can cringe all you want but what i said is truth

Tattoos, ripped jeans, roided bodies and tan combined with Audemars and a Lambo is ultimate prime pussy slayer mode.

Of course it makes all the normie men seethe and shreak, but its not like rich fuccbois care, they just slay that pussy and take your girl lmao

>> No.27153628

>>27150484
This I've banged scandi chicks in a Ford Ranger kek

>> No.27153777

>>27151514
>$3000 a week
Holy fuck pls be a troll

>> No.27153804

>>27153447
this is true. Anyone who denies this aims for the "trad-wife" normal girl who is already approaching her 30s and looking to settle down after fucking a bunch of dudes already anyway

>> No.27153910

>>27152168
Which is why I’m buying a lambo
I’m tatted , jacked and tan just need the car and I’m set on Pussy for life

>> No.27153993

>>27153447
fuck off back to plebbit where you belong
>Tattoos, ripped jeans, roided bodies and tan combined with Audemars and a Lambo is ultimate prime pussy slayer mode.
These things only attract trash women, and if that is what you want to fuck then you can save a shit ton of money by just buying escorts directly + a bike like >>27151143 which is more fun in every way. Then you can invest the rest instead of being some cuck simp who spends all his money, time and energy on attracting women.

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>i'm tatted, jacked and tan just need the car and i'm set on pussy for life

>> No.27154083

>>27153804
>approaching her 30s and looking to settle down after fucking a bunch of dudes already anyway
that is obviously not the definition of a "trad-wife", or any decent girl.

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27154268

nice hoomantv video fucking rart
buy donut or you wont ever have a lambo in your mansions garage

>> No.27154460

>>27152168

lmfao how old are you turbo autist? i refuse to believe anyone over the age of 16 actually believes what you just wrote

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>>27149251
>Jew ID
No thanks keep your nigger car

>> No.27154697

>>27152168
god damn, you're that retard from the other thread about Elon Musk fucking Grimes. Legit kys
Post yourself pajeet

>> No.27154799

I want a trophy wife and make lots of babies hoping they inherit her superior genes and give my kids the best childhood and life i didn’t have

>> No.27155034

The only way you can get woman is buy giving them stuff. OK

>> No.27156422

>>27154460
>>27154697
I don't see any rebuttals to how any of what I said is wrong.

Just constant seething and namecalling

>> No.27156504

>>27153993
> These things only attract trash women,

Sour grape cope.

They attract hot bitches and Stacies of all kinds.

Brazen, masculine looking men with Lambos make any pussy wet.

Go cope some more pussy