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27161142 No.27161142[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.

>> No.27161216

Based ancient copypasta

>> No.27161271

>>27161142
Based oldfag

>> No.27161308

>>27161216
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>> No.27161336

Why did this make me smile

>> No.27161348

>>27161142
was this copypasta real back then, or was it always ironic

>> No.27161404

>>27161348
It’s always been real newfag

>> No.27161430

>>27161348
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.

>> No.27162434

>>27161430
we got bamboozled bois let's just go home and think about our mistakes

>> No.27162478

>>27161142
F

>> No.27162844

>>27161336
Went back to better times anon.

>> No.27162924
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27162924

>>27161142
Damn haven't seen this one in years, make me feel old.

Thanks op

>> No.27163526

>>27161142
I would rather be old and poor then have hair like that. Your skin is the color of shit, and your not the only one that whore is blowing . Have fun getting sloppy seconds after nigger dick

>> No.27163667

>>27161142
YOU
DUN
GOOFED

>> No.27164132
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27164132

>>27161142
Lol lmao

>> No.27164288

>>27161142
shit's going to be SO cash

>> No.27164295

>>27164132
Clyde, you’re better than the tiny hats. Did you buy AMC?