ROBINHOOD DISABLED BANK STATEMENTS SO YOU CANT TRANSFER TO ANOTHER BROKER

[Anonymous No.27194460]

THEY DISABLED WITHDRAWALS OVER 100 TOO. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[Anonymous No.27194566]

>>27194460
Good thing im too lazy to switch brokers

[Anonymous No.27194857]

>>27194460
Are we getting exit scammed?

[Anonymous No.27194968]

>>27194460
Good thing I cashed out my large dogecoin winnings in time

wew lad

[Anonymous No.27194983]

>>27194460
Fidelity says my transfer will be complete by 2/4 and i initiated it on 1/24

[Anonymous No.27195084]

>>27194983
fucked up, i initiated it on 1/28

[Anonymous No.27195101]

>>27194857
GOD DAMN SON I JUST CAN'T ESCAPE THIS SHITTY EXCHANGES

[Black Star !x8ngkAZjXE No.27195151]

>>27195101
>he thought he could cash out

[Anonymous No.27195169]

>>27194460
R U G G E D

[Anonymous No.27195256]

>>27194857
>we
nope, just you

[Anonymous No.27195276]

Rug pulled
Curry swapped
Dump it

[Anonymous No.27195342]

>>27194460
>>27194460
They don't have the capital. They're a fucking ponzi scheme. You weren't supposed to get rich and demand money for your holdings. Anywhere. You were just supposed to hold and your wealth was supposed to be in a stock that has no actual purpose or utility. Can you buy a house with a GME stock?

No. But you can soon enough with crypto. Buy anything. BTC. ETH. XRP. Somewhere where you can sell your proof of stake for another asset with liquidity. This store doesn't accept XRP? Okay, then I can convert it to bitcoin.

Watch the fucking world burn over this shit.

[Anonymous No.27195409]

>>27194460
How do I join in on the class-action lawsuit?

[Anonymous No.27195425]

>>27195342
Sir gas fees good sir
RBC does not have gas

[Anonymous No.27195510]

>>27195409
https://www.rosenlegal.com/cases-register-2029.html

[Anonymous No.27195538]

You should've cashed out already, you got too greddy. Now you get nothing.

[Anonymous No.27195552]

>>27194460
again they are completely tapped out and broke. our you guys dumb? they limited stock buys, etc not to help the market but because they've reached the absolute limits of their credit lines and have no money left to play with. KEK this is going to get good as retards try to sell and they take forever or don't even pay you your funds for weeks while not allowing you to buy anything else. use a real fucking broker, sure you may pay a little for the convenience but they won't fuck you over

[Anonymous No.27195607]

>>27194460
brokers are having a liquidity crisis
what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.27195622]

>>27194983
I did this yesterday, 1/29. Will it be share for share? I only have 2 gme i left in a limit sell.

[Anonymous No.27195709]

>>27195538
what do you mean? they said it was just about sending a message :^)

[Anonymous No.27195710]

>>27194460
Fuck I was trying to transfer before and saw this too...figured it was just me and I'd try soon...what the fuck

[Anonymous No.27195785]

>>27194460
you're good right? your money is insured in the USA? it is here bro. you guys should be ok. now demand your money and get out of that brokerage. create a demand for more financial instruments on decentralized crypto exchanges by parking your money there.

[Anonymous No.27195829]

>>27195342
>This store doesn't accept XRP?
>reddit spacing
>shilling for xrp
>FUD GME
holy shit if you're being paid then you need to be fired you fucking worthless faggot

[Anonymous No.27195831]

>>27194460
>WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
Because most people realized how shit that app was a few days ago and are now using real crypto instead of buying it through some shit app.

[Anonymous No.27195835]

I'm sorry RHfags. We tried to warn you. My guess is your shit is as good as liquidated come next week. REMINDER that crypto is not ensured and they might literally steal it. G fucking G.

[Anonymous No.27195840]

>>27195785
RH is FDIC insured good sir, no worries many curries

[Anonymous No.27195886]

>>27194460
>THEY DISABLED WITHDRAWALS OVER 100 TOO. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
Everything will be fine. Its an influx of cash. This is actually kinda bullish. This means a ton of people just made deposits into their RH account. The way RH works is they give you access to the money before the deposit completes. I think that is why you are seeing these errors. No need to panic

[Anonymous No.27195938]

>>27195342
robinhood was literally scam lending its users stock, it has nothing

[Anonymous No.27196076]

https://www.sipc.org/for-investors/what-sipc-protects
https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/insurance/

funds are saifu

[Anonymous No.27196097]

>>27194983
>>27195084
>>27195622
What the fuck? There's only 12 months in a year

[Anonymous No.27196202]

>>27195342
>They don't have the capital.
they get the capital by selling the stocks?

[Anonymous No.27196274]

Why do you guys use these shitty fucking phone app brokers and not a legit one through your bank?

>oh no the entire 10 fucking dollar fee I hae to pay

[Anonymous No.27196298]

>>27195840
Robinhood crypto isn’t fdic insured. Read their site.

[Anonymous No.27196307]

>>27196202
No, they get liquidity, which they desperately need.

[Anonymous No.27196332]

just spoke to fidelity, you dont need bank statements to transfer

[Anonymous No.27196342]

Are Robinhood basically like CFD traders or something?

[Anonymous No.27196350]

>>27196097
I never understood how or why people would read the month as the second digit...

Like If I want to know when an event happens, say today, reading "1/30" makes so much more sense. "Oh, something happened in January... on the 30th." You narrow it down to the month first since you can literally have the "30th" on nearly any month. With "1/30" you get a general idea of the time period reading just the first section. With "30/1", you need to read the entire thing to understand roughly when the date is.

[Anonymous No.27196366]

>>27195151
Rope yourself, namefaggot

[Anonymous No.27196369]

>>27194460
Good. You are an ECONOMIC FUCKING TERRORIST. You deserve and asked for this.

[Anonymous No.27196413]

>>27196274
Sir we are but poor goat farmers we cannot afford $10, my portfolio is $5 and I world 3 yrlears to grow it from 5 rupees

[Anonymous No.27196444]

THEY ARE BROKE YOU STUPID GOYIM THEY SAID SO 3 days ago you should have listen

[Anonymous No.27196446]

>>27195342

[Anonymous No.27196462]

>>27195342
>You weren't supposed to get rich and demand money for your holdings. Anywhere. You were just supposed to hold and your wealth was supposed to be in a stock that has no actual purpose or utility.

THIS. You were supposed to put your money in hardly performing safe blue chip stocks and hold for a decade.

[Anonymous No.27196483]

>>27195709
I'm a retarded bag holder was the message, sorry.

[Anonymous No.27196504]

>>27196350
It's intuitive either way, just depends what you're familiar with.

[Anonymous No.27196574]

>>27196444
I don't get why it's so hard for them to get it. It's fucking over.

[Anonymous No.27196602]

>>27196504
yea i guess thats fair

[Anonymous No.27196648]

I sold my shares on RH and immediately bought back on Fidelity. I'll take the tax hit but at least I Don't have to worry about the place. I have no faith in being able to sell if GME reaches 1k+

[Anonymous No.27196665]

>>27195342
lol this. If one fucking stock pumping can create a market-wide liquidity crisis, how the fuck can you ever trust that market again? Dogecoin pumping didnt affect any other coins at all really, and liquidity is just fine despite the unforeseen spike in volume.

A fucking antiquated shitcoin named after a meme with no active dev team is better than the New York Stock Exchange, just let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.27196693]

>robin hood made money by lending its users shares
>they lent gamestop shares to shorters who are now broke
>users demanding to move their shares out of RH

this isnt going to end well

[Anonymous No.27196799]

>>27195538
Martin

[Anonymous No.27196815]

alright I guess i'm selling my gme shares on open and withdrawing as soon as possible

[Anonymous No.27196838]

Watch an EO come out that seizes the assets of anyone who participated to bail out RH and the investing hedge funds.

[Anonymous No.27196837]

>>27196574
Normies don’t know what it’s like to lose their life savings in cryptsy or BTC-e. When it looks like the exchange is in trouble, FUNDS ARE NOT SAFU.

[Anonymous No.27196845]

Good thing I never touched Robbinghood in the first place.

[Anonymous No.27196861]

>>27196693
this makes sense.

[Anonymous No.27196872]

>>27194460
Tough luck, goy!

[Anonymous No.27196912]

>>27196837
Thats true, most of them probably haven't been through this before, where in crypto there's a big exitscam every year or so

[Anonymous No.27196971]

>>27194460
worst case turn it around into a stable stock and transfer to webull afterwards thats my plan anyhow

[Anonymous No.27197030]

why isn't this all over reddit and twitter? you guys are getting fucked so hard from all sides.

[The Devil !!IS5d++ZfZqB No.27197049]

>>27196366
No u

[Anonymous No.27197125]

>>27196665
we haven't seen nothing yet.
wait till blackstone has to start covering short positions on GME and AMC
we will see SPY -10% in an hour.

[Anonymous No.27197180]

>>27195709
>please let me hold your bags, sir
Message received.

[Anonymous No.27197243]

>>27195710
FUCK

[Anonymous No.27197357]

>>27196693
Either this or they never had any shares at all, of anything. Some people win, some people lose but on the whole the net was zero. They just invested your cash into ??? and have no liquidity.

[Anonymous No.27197441]

>>27196369
free market baby

[Anonymous No.27197455]

>>27197125
ya exactly, I've been saying the liquidity crisis is way worse than the GME shortsqueeze in itself for a few days now. If wallstreet wasn't structured like a house of cards on a poorly crafted infrastructure that just encourages shady deals, manipulation and middle-manning, this wouldn't be a problem at all. One shitcoin having liquidity issues shouldnt bring the whole market to its knees. That's fucking embarrassing.

Like, people just wouldn't stand for this bullshit in crypto. If any exchange ran their business the way the NYSE runs theirs, it would be called a shitcoin and abandoned. I didnt see any circuit breakers, marrket stops, people panicking, etc when dogecoin was pumping and dumping, lol, everything else as fine. This is how it should be.

[Anonymous No.27197460]

fuck does it mean to ‘switch brokers’? can’t you just add money to a different one instead and wait until you can cash out of rh?

[Anonymous No.27197494]

I opened my TD account a few days ago. Mainly cause my brother said they have good educational material. Wow did I dodge a bullet here.

[Anonymous No.27197521]

>>27197125
Buying spy puts at open Monday is free money

[Anonymous No.27197526]

>>27196837
see
>>27196076
even if they try to exit scam, the masses don't lose a dime
its only crypto that people can get the floor dropped out from under them

[Anonymous No.27197653]

>>27194460
DUMP ROBINHOOD. BUY PHYSICAL SILVER.

[Anonymous No.27197894]

>>27197653
This thread is literally about not being able to dump you low attention span fucktard.

[Anonymous No.27198053]

Oh no, who could have seen this coming? Robinhood has been perfect for the past few years, nothing to be concerned about and complete smooth sailing, but now this? I've been completely blind-sided.

[Anonymous No.27198111]

>>27196369
You like cum flavored gum, don't you?

[Anonymous No.27198263]

>>27194460
Mine shows up just fine, whf are you talking about OP?

[Anonymous No.27198507]

>>27194460
this is probably because their servers are getting hammered with everyone desperately trying to get their money out to switch broker.

[Anonymous No.27198541]

>>27195342
>WHAT??? THEY LEND MY MONEY WITHOUT MY CONSENT????? THATS ILLEAGAL

[Anonymous No.27198624]

>>27194566
This desu.

[Anonymous No.27198655]

>>27196369
Why is everything I do in my self interest labeled terrorism.

[Anonymous No.27198700]

BUMP

[Anonymous No.27198813]

Stop withdrawing money far right white supremacist insurrectionist antisemite!

[Anonymous No.27199013]

How much of this is Robinhood being restrictive and how much is it their shit just being overloaded by the massive volume of people flooding in?

[Anonymous No.27199082]

>>27195342
XRP is not crypto. It literally cannot exist without centralized exchanges because the network nodes are not publicly discoverable. You cannot mine it or stake it. libra is more of a cryptocurrency than xrp. No kidding.

[Anonymous No.27199264]

>>27195552
it could go full mf global
robinhood goes broke and all the customer money vanishes with it

[Anonymous No.27199382]

>>27194566
same tho

[Anonymous No.27199643]

>>27199264
You don't understand how finance works.

[Anonymous No.27199920]

>>27197125
Idiot.

[Anonymous No.27199957]

>>27199082
They don't have the money. This is what people get for choosing a bush league broker.

[Anonymous No.27200127]

>>27199264
Its all SPIC insured so it'll just turn into a 6 month - 1 year nightmare waiting for the government to cut your check.

[Anonymous No.27200129]

>>27194460
People have been warning others to not use Robinhood for years.

[Anonymous No.27200364]

>>27194460
The kikes know it's going to get rolled back followed by a gigantic push to monitor and control all online speech.
We got played.
Just about time to play Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.27200444]

>>27194983
Why do Americans put month/day

Really rustles my jimmies.

[Anonymous No.27200709]

>>27197460
You can transfer your shares directly to another broker so no taxable event is triggered.

[Anonymous No.27200732]

>>27196097
>>27200444
Because we write it how we would say it irl. Over here we say "January 3rd" not "the 3rd of January"

[Anonymous No.27200822]

>>27195151
>Black star

[Anonymous No.27200870]

>>27200444
Why do faggots put day/month?

[Anonymous No.27200881]

>>27195538
Greddy to RUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLLE

[Anonymous No.27200971]

>>27196332
I heard fidelity has gamestop shares or something so thats why they are so based and dgaf

[Anonymous No.27201079]

>>27196693
Q predicted this

[Anonymous No.27201080]

>>27195342
>Watch the fucking world burn over this shit.
It should burn.
If OP’s post is true then these people deserve to be treated the same way we treat terrorists and mass murderers. This is truly depraved crime against other people.

[Anonymous No.27201160]

>>27197653
Pic related is the best way to instill fear in tiny hat wearers

[Anonymous No.27201239]

checking

>>27199999

[Anonymous No.27201249]

>>27201160
>that double chin
lol

[sneed No.27201360]

>>27194857
>using robinhood
no just you

[Anonymous No.27201422]

>>27194460
RobinHood, Citadel and Melvin Capital are fucked.
You having stock in RH, means that they as your broker can lend it, which they most likely did, to Melvin Capital (themselves).
When you try to move broker, they need to call your stock, the borrower needs to cover, and right now that would happen at a great loss to them.

[Anonymous No.27201547]

>>27201422
So you're saying robinhood users should force a transfer to another broker to bankrupt RH on purpose?

[Anonymous No.27201614]

Ahahahahahahaha.
that’s gem you could participate in?
Illiterate mid-wit confirmed.
Run along and “kill your gf”
Don’t ask me to kick you off from this /biz/ thread
wanna make money - use your fucking brain and go for base
That’s all I can tell u

[Anonymous No.27201754]

Imagine not being a vanguard chad

[Anonymous No.27201878]

>>27196298
Why would you ever buy crypto on RH? As far as I know it isn't even crypto that you're buying. Like you don't even own your coins

[Anonymous No.27201960]

>>27199957
thanks to /smg/ for always linking to robinhood at the top of every thread

[Anonymous No.27201983]

>>27194460

Man am I glad I trade crypto and not (((stocks))). Don't get me wrong I'm glad people made money on GME but the the moves this hedge fund is pulling to stop themselves from being rekt is fucking scandalous.

[Anonymous No.27202091]

>>27201614
is this a bot? wtf

[Anonymous No.27202172]

>>27200127
>SPIC insured
sounds like something you just made up, pedro

[Anonymous No.27202192]

>>27201983

You use the crypto like it is a stock you fucking dumbass

[Anonymous No.27202427]

So what's the best course of action? Remove my funds or transfer. Which one is quicker ?

[Anonymous No.27202432]

>>27202172
You're on the wrong board fren.

[Anonymous No.27202584]

>>27196971
i was plannign on doing something similar, i was going to cash out and then transfer the buying power over to the chase broker account or fidelity accoutn that i have. Would putting it into an ETF or some shit be better somehow?

[Anonymous No.27202603]

every user is insured 250k by the feds

[Anonymous No.27202616]

>>27195342
i was with you until xrp, thats when I knew you were a moron

[Anonymous No.27202648]

>>27196350
Americans are brain dead, their school system just compounds the issue.

[Anonymous No.27203246]

>>27196693
>reporter: “why did you stop people from buying GME?”
>clad:”it was because we had to stabilize our platform to protect our customers”
>reporter: “so do you have a liquidity problem?”
>vlad: “no”
>Robinhood raises 1 billion dollars the next day
Jesus fuck this system is such a scam.

[Anonymous No.27203289]

>>27202603
I'm selling my shares for $1M each so they better have my money

[Anonymous No.27203345]

>>27202603
Not for crypto, though. Hope all you have is stocks in there at the very worst. I’ve got about $190 and then whatever else I make when I sell my stock. Then I get to wait 10 years to get my check from the government after all the lawsuits and settlements. Yay.

[Anonymous No.27203367]

>>27194460
they are going out of business.
this was the great exit I was worried about

[Anonymous No.27203394]

>>27200709
How tf am I such a brainlet that I didn't know this? I sold all my SPY and options I had in Robbinghood in order withdraw the cash to my bank to then send to Fidelity. Still have to wait until Tuesday for it to "settle".

[Anonymous No.27203445]

>>27198053

defecation? meet oscillation.

[Anonymous No.27203462]

>>27194460
I'm spooked now. Do I transfer GME out of my RH account and risk missing the squeeze? What it they block me from selling or withdrawing?

[Anonymous No.27203499]

>>27203246
>so you have a liquidity problem?
>No, no liquidity problem. We just don't have enough money for our clearinghouse to meet requirements

I hope he didn't think anyone would fall for this.

[Anonymous No.27203522]

>>27201547
Yes. But not before I get my money out. Hope the house of cards doesn't collapse before Tuesday. . .

[Anonymous No.27203583]

>>27194460
GOOD, FUCK ROBINHOOD
WORST BROKER AND TAKES ADVANTAGE OF DUMB MONEY CUSTOMERS
GET A REAL BROKER

[Anonymous No.27203782]

>>27202648
Stfu faggot you prob drive on the left side of the road like a retard

[Anonymous No.27203855]

>>27200732
I'd say the 3rd of January

[Anonymous No.27203964]

>>27196574
pure delusion

look at the grieving process:
Denial <--- they are here
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

[Anonymous No.27203980]

>>27203522
The canary that robinhood was going tits up was when they started filling fractionals at 15x market.
Sure looks like you guys broke some shit LMAO

[Anonymous No.27204080]

>>27200822
Looks like a good time desu

[Anonymous No.27204148]

I withdrew yesterday from RH and tried again just now and it worked fine. I fucking hate RH but this thread is a lie.

[Anonymous No.27204221]

>>27204148
Yes goyi- guys RH is totally not rugpulling you...

[Anonymous No.27204237]

>>27202427
Best course of action is to welp that account, learn a lesson, and open one with a real brokerage

[Anonymous No.27204257]

>>27194460
I got an email that my transfer is underway to ETrade

[Anonymous No.27204291]

>>27200709
How do I do this? I very much want to do this ASAP.

[Anonymous No.27204329]

>>27202648
>the virgin yuro and the Chad ameribro

[Anonymous No.27204649]

>>27201547
Yes, and everyone on RH should bankrupt it before Citadel itself goes bust.
Citadel as the owner of RH will have to reach into its pocket to pay. If Citadel goes belly up, then there will be no one to pay RH customers.
Downside is that fractionals will be sold at market, but that's something that can be stomached.
After that, Citadel can be killed with interest on the mother of all HODL.

[Anonymous No.27204727]

>>27202648
bruh you drive on the left side of the road.
Also I want to know about months first, not days. If I say 23/1 when I mean 23/2 I'm a whole month off, whereas if I say 1/23 versus 1/24 I'm only a day off.

Accuracy on slippage is more important than "muh pyramid (scheme)"

The Fahrenheit scale made sense because they're method of scale was the reference point, not water. Using water versus mercury is unimportant except to tiny human brains. If you want to be exact and objective Kelvin is far superior to both.

Stop pretending like you're anything special, you're less than any american just for being condescending about it when your scale is completely unintuitive and devoid of history or objective reference with your 1kg reference item not even weighing a kilogram, you useless fuck.

[Anonymous No.27204764]

>>27194857
You didn't think it would be this easy? Did you anon?

[Anonymous No.27204799]

Why does ANYBODY still use robinhood? Some "fiasco" like this happens nearly every month. Leave the platform you stupid mother fuckers

[Anonymous No.27204818]

>>27201360
John rocker is that you

[Anonymous No.27204833]

>>27194460
I requested my transfer through fidelity not robinhood.

[Anonymous No.27204871]

>>27203855
Well you're a huge coloured faggot

[Anonymous No.27204900]

>>27204649
Wait a fucking second. People actually buy fractions of a stock? Like literally buying less than one share? What the fuck? How poor are these people?

[Anonymous No.27204936]

>>27201360
what do you use?

[Anonymous No.27204943]

>>27204727
>not measuring distance in light-nanoseconds and mass in electron-volts
ngmi, do yuros even know about relativity?

[Anonymous No.27204971]

>>27194968
>Winnings

Kys

[Anonymous No.27205020]

Other brokers offer the same services as robinhood now but they are actually legit

You guys should switch. I’ve been using schwab. They are great.

[Anonymous No.27205034]

>>27194857
Lol, rug pulled

[Anonymous No.27205084]

>tfw I trade through a big bank and this could never happen to me
Sometimes, it's good to be with the big boys

[Anonymous No.27205148]

>>27196369
Would not be shocked if trading the wrong stock in the market became a crime

[Anonymous No.27205201]

>>27204900
>Have $1000
>Buy X amount of shares for $960
>Use the $40 left to buy a fraction of a stock
>Still have $1000 invested
Problem is?

[Anonymous No.27205228]

>>27196369
>T.Melvin

[Anonymous No.27205248]

>>27199082

And this is why it will succeed. Do you you think the finance jew is going to let you work outside the system? Do you know why Germany was the losing center in two world wars?

Investing in xrp is hedging your bets on a very well established structure. Buy in now.

[Anonymous No.27205284]

>>27204833
Actually I just checked and I requested the transfer on the 28th, fidelity has processed my request but robinhood hasn't validated my request. If these faggots fuck me I swear I'm gonna join that class action lawsuit against them.

[Anonymous No.27205351]

>>27196446
China owns the NBA ffs the next century is theirs and we gave it to them

[Anonymous No.27205353]

>>27194460
what a shitty app

[Anonymous No.27205382]

>>27204833
Same, fingers crossed that RH doesn't fuck something up.

[Anonymous No.27205448]

>>27196838
>trusting ol Corporate Joe
So naive

[Anonymous No.27205528]

>>27194857
>we

[Anonymous No.27205656]

>>27205201
Just buy whole penny stocks retard.

[Anonymous No.27205785]

>>27194460
I can still transfer my portfolio, right?

[Anonymous No.27205823]

>>27202192
how can my stock be staked and give me 10-20-30-40-50% interest staking it? how can i pay something with a stock? you CANNOT be this retraded...

[Anonymous No.27205863]

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/taibbi-suck-it-wall-street

[Anonymous No.27205893]

Please god no I have all my money in RobinHood right now

[Anonymous No.27205931]

>>27204871
Thanks for spelling coloured correctly lol.

[Anonymous No.27206230]

>>27204727
Fahrenheit is scaled to reflect how temperature feels to a human, with zero being cold as fuck and 100 being body temp. Most of the world is between those extremes. It’s more intuitive to understand weather than the fucking 0 to 40 range of Celsius

[Anonymous No.27206290]

>>27194460
Disabled withdrawals over 100
Wtf, that’s not a good sign

Some of my money as designated as “unsettled funds” wtf?

[Anonymous No.27206329]

>>27194460
>Freezes people's GME
>Bans withdrawing cash
If they want to help the cause by making it so people have no choice but to hold, that's fine by me.

[Anonymous No.27206383]

>>27194460
OP IS A NIGGER. Just got 200 it in one shot.

[Anonymous No.27206505]

>>27194460
decentralized exchanges are the future.

fuck these scamming jews

[Anonymous No.27206520]

>>27194460
I don't understand why you retards even used rh in the first place
ton of big name brokers offer commissionless trades now

[Anonymous No.27206784]

>>27195886
I'll just keep withdrawing 100 until I get all my money.

[Anonymous No.27206890]

>>27195835
But I don't want them to do that

[Anonymous No.27207007]

>>27205656
I prefer to put say 500 bucks on a stock rather than buying a whole number of shares

[domtop69 No.27207351]

>>27194460
I see this exact same image being posted all over the place. Is it even real? Nobines posted a different screen shot saying the same thing

[Anonymous No.27207561]

>>27206329
BASED OPTIMISM

[Anonymous No.27207597]

>>27202648
The true redpill is traditional measurements you can take with your body (e.g. cubits, feet that you literally measure with your foot, not some standardized ruler, a league is the distance you can walk in an hour). They actually have meaning and immediately you get an intuition for their scale, instead of being random numbers based on someone pulling a number out of their sweaty nerd ass.

[Anonymous No.27207731]

The best piece of advice I ever got on /biz/ was about a year ago when I asked in a thread about brokers and me wanting to use them.
Some wise anon told me:
>robinhood
>Get a real broker

And so I did. I have zero regrets seeing how RobbinJew wouldnt let people access their accounts for TWO FUCKING DAYS during the corona stock market crash letting their users get fucking crushed, and now all their Kikery with GME and AMC.


Get a real broker anons.

[Anonymous No.27207863]

>>27207597
That’s not true. All those measurements were based on the foreman/architect. If you had a different project leader, the cubit would change.

The imperial system was a standardization of those sorts of measurements, then metric was a bunch of bureaucrats who never measured anything but their bank account forcing nonsense on people

[Anonymous No.27208694]

>>27194460
>sells out everything at 5pm
>tries to bank transfer at 5:02
>doesn't realize your shit has to settle
>doesn't realize settlements take up to 2 business days
>EXIT SCAMMMMMM AHHHHHH

try again in 48 hours
these guys are greasy but even greasy niggers ain't trying to get shot in a burger king, which is exactly what would happen if they tried to exit scam 10 million people of all their cuckbux

[Anonymous No.27208956]

>>27207863
Cool post, thanks. The realization that metric is bad is actually a nice, easy-to-swallow pill to shake up some healthy cognitive dissonance into normies' heads about their belief in the neo-religion that is made up of the scientific/academic complex.

[Anonymous No.27208986]

>>27194857
yes, you are going to get exit scammed. they WILL try to fuck people over during the dip. 1000 fuckign percent they will be doing this.

[Anonymous No.27209043]

>>27208694
So if I was in this room and I started jerking off would that make it performance art?

[Anonymous No.27209104]

>>27194460
cant cash out .. you thought that was a fkn meme?

[Anonymous No.27209276]

>>27209043
as long as you voted for biden you'll get away with it

[Anonymous No.27209433]

>>27194983
Sounds about right, usually 3 days to get the process going between firms and 6 days to settle over ACATS.

[Anonymous No.27209458]

>>27208956
To be fair, there is nothing inherently bad about having the metric system available, the problem is the inexplicable desire to eradicate imperial.

My favorite parts of the story involved the thermometer and the 120cm boards with a “thumb” in width.
It’s almost like they tried this before.

[Anonymous No.27209483]

>>27197653
You can't dump robinhood if they literally stole your money and are holding it hostage

[Anonymous No.27209550]

>>27208986
I don’t see how they can maintain that though. If I sell 10 @ 10k and have $100k in my account they can’t hold it indefinitely. I don’t care if I have to withdraw $100 a day/week for the next foreseeable future I will get my fucking money.

[Anonymous No.27209890]

>>27194460
>he didn't get the sutton bank debit card

[Anonymous No.27209950]

>>27209458
What's silly is people saying that the metric system is "so rational" "100% scientific" and other bugman bullshit like that. No, the base units are all arbitrary, and the prefixes are just multiplying by 10. Which a) picking 10 is also arbitrary (if the French had wanted to do something truly revolutionary and useful, they would have changed the standard numeric notation to base-12), and b) you could use the same prefixes with any other units. Milli just means divide by 1000, so if you want to measure tiny sizes, milliinch would work just as easily.

[Anonymous No.27210133]

>>27209950
>if the French had wanted to do something truly revolutionary and useful, they would have changed the standard numeric notation to base-12
Which would basically end up as the imperial system.
I’m a /pol/schizo so I don’t think they had good intentions with this change to begin with. It was a success, not a failure.

After all, people are not only willing to use an inferior system exclusively, they become irrationally upset about it’s predecessor. That’s an interesting flex.

[Anonymous No.27210254]

>>27201079
All three of your posts in this thread are beyond retarded kys

[Anonymous No.27210409]

>>27195552
It's because they and these other scumbag brokers traded directly against their clients for years. Interactive Brokers is sweating bullets too. The fun hasn't even started.

[Anonymous No.27210428]

>>27194460
dude are you retarded i can access mine. i did the transfer process on fidelity yesterday

[Anonymous No.27210445]

robin hood is getting sued into the stratosphere
it's not going to exist in 4 months

[Anonymous No.27210502]

>>27210133
>>27209950
I should at least attempt an example, since I probably make no sense. It’s a seemingly small thing but I find this significant:
>metric has removed the humanity from human achievements.
What I mean by this is things built with a foreman’s cubit would automatically be scaled to the human body, as opposed to with metric is it arbitrary.
You may look at the newer, soulless buildings around you and think it’s just a disagreement in style that you dislike, but the truth is it is a matter of scaling that is causing your discomfort with the newer “style”.

For an example, take a look at “revived” styles in new architecture where they attempt to copy an older architectural style. You’ll find there are more successful attempts in America than in Europe, despite shooting for the same aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.27210517]

>>27194460
In a way it's good that they go full scumfuck mode, they're involuntarily redpilling alot of people.

[Anonymous No.27210569]

>>27210445
They've betrayed the trust of the 53% of their customers who held GME and they've shown that they don't have enough money to function as a proper brokerage.

They're toast.

[Anonymous No.27210743]

>>27200444
Because we make our own standards: metric, non 24 hr clock, date format, Gravy for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.27210757]

You played your part very well monsieur Redditor, but now ze true endgame must commence. GME will be doomped slightly to bankrupt both zides.

[Anonymous No.27210829]

>>27197460
You can do this if you have money to add to a new broker. You can’t if you had all your trading budget tied up in RH.

[Anonymous No.27210833]

>>27210757
CRAB-21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y28Diszaoo4

[Anonymous No.27210893]

>>27210569
They had pretty much the perfect storm of bad shit happen but ultimately their own greed fucked them
>allow buying on margin for new customers
>influx of new customers well above their credit line
>instead of disabling buying on margin or banning new accounts and recommending other firms they restrict buys
>now faced with endless lawyer attacks

[Anonymous No.27211047]

>>27208694
OP is being retarded. you can add any document from robinhood so long as it was from the last 90 days on fidelity at least

[Anonymous No.27211598]

>>27199264
It would be hilarious if RH bought a Super Bowel ad and used Corzine as their pitchman.

[Anonymous No.27212803]

>>27211598
>Sunday night
>Game is half-time 21-21 with GOAT performances from Brady and Mahomes
>RH advert with Corzine telling everything they're fucked
One can dream.

[Anonymous No.27213273]

Oh boy!

[Anonymous No.27214446]

>>27200444
Because it's literally how you talk. Today is January 30th, 2021. 01/30/2021

[Anonymous No.27214520]

>>27194460
Just get a real Broker account.

[Anonymous No.27214648]

Your Securities and Cash are Protected by SIPC
Member of SIPC, which protects securities customers of its members up to $500,000 (including $250,000 for claims for cash). ... Cryptocurrency investments through Robinhood Crypto are not protected by SIPC and that Robinhood Crypto is not a member of FINRA or SIPC


if you really made a shitton of money or all your money was made through gamestop yeah you're fucked

[Anonymous No.27214727]

>>27196097
where are you from?

[It's Over No.27214971]

>>27194460
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.27215579]

>>27210133
I'm pretty sure it's ignorance and getting high on their own farts rather than malicious intent. Disdain for the common utility, gotta make it cleaner, rules for the sake of rules

[Anonymous No.27215738]

>>27202172
he means sipc insured

>>27202432
he might just be a hardcore crypto guy who never been in "protected" investments

[Anonymous No.27215800]

>>27196837
Fuck man I had assets in both of those exchanges. Lmao

[Anonymous No.27215926]

Man they tricked everyone during the corona market crash last year, the app stopped working when everything went red. How people still trusted the app is beyond me

[Anonymous No.27216048]

>>27195342
I can already order to-go with bitcoin and a few other cryptos. I think it's a necessary evil now that I buy at least a fractional BTC, not even as investment but wealth protection.

[Anonymous No.27216059]

>>27200364
I like minecraft. Where ammo us currency.

[Anonymous No.27216122]

>>27200822
This video was when I realized the world was ending, because the goth kids were happy and dancing in the streets.

[Anonymous No.27216139]

>>27195840
It's a binding contract, but it's not insured wtf.

[Anonymous No.27216200]

>>27208694
kek look at the dude second to left

[Anonymous No.27216203]

>>27195886
If they just said this they could avoid a PR nightmare. It really was a generous APP: commission-free, lets you trade options, instant $1,000 immediately ready to trade...

[Anonymous No.27216289]

>>27202648
The universe is not based on water. Creating convienence doesn't create intelligence in measurements. Fool.

[Anonymous No.27216294]

>>27200444
Checked. Because we don't say The 5th of January 2021. We say January 5th, 2021, because we're not faggots like you.

[Anonymous No.27216343]

>tfw have my shit on RH but made a Fidelity account
>But I don't want to transfer my stuff and have it unavailable during the happening
I don't even have any GME but if everything goes full retard I don't like the idea of having my shit in limbo.

[Anonymous No.27216397]

>>27195342
>buy a house
>watch the world burn
Hope you’re cool with your neighbors taking your furniture for extra firewood and trading your sister for some pots and pans

[Anonymous No.27216555]

Just need doge to pump to .05 one more time so I can get out of RH

[Anonymous No.27216645]

>>27215926
For real I have no idea why people will take UI > over every single other important broker feature. Fractional shares are for losers.

[Anonymous No.27216695]

>>27196350
Read entire 2 sets of digits and forward slash? That's too hard man.

[Anonymous No.27216959]

>>27197521
This.
All the indices started rolling over last week and no one noticed.

[Anonymous No.27217202]

Why not just use currency.com?

[Anonymous No.27217621]

>>27207007
t. Young new investor who has never paid taxes

[Anonymous No.27217717]

About to make a Fidelity account. Which core position should I get? Government, Treasury, or Interest-Bearing? Explain it to me like I'm a retard.

[Anonymous No.27217769]

>>27194460
REMINDER THAT THE ONLY TWO MAJOR BROKERS WHO DID NOT RESTRICT TRADING ON MEME STOCKS LAST WEEK ARE FIDELITY AND VANGUARD.
FIDELITY AND VANGUARD ALSO DO NOT ACCEPT PAYMENT FOR ORDER FLOW, A FAVORITE TOOL OF THE MIDDLEMAN TO SIPHON VALUE OFF OF EVERY TRADE YOU MAKE. E-TRADE, TD AMERITRADE, SCHWAB ALL ACCEPT PAYMENT FOR ORDER FLOW.
>PAYMENT
>FOR
>ORDER
>FLOW

[Anonymous No.27218132]

>>27202648
Based, americucks are retarded

[Anonymous No.27218181]

>>27194460
>bzzzt
>bzzt
>thank you meesus yellen for freezing their unrealized gains
>dump zee bitcoin
>and yes continue with zee plan

[Anonymous No.27218243]

>>27203782
Driving on the left is actually the original way of circulating since the beginning of times you amerimutt retard.

[Anonymous No.27218332]

>>27204727
>bruh you drive on the left side of the road.
imagine being that stupid

[Anonymous No.27218779]

>>27196350
Autistic af, but also based

[Anonymous No.27218829]

>>27200444
[1-12] [1-31] [0-9999]

[Anonymous No.27219089]

>>27208694

[Anonymous No.27220381]

>>27198813

[Anonymous No.27220565]

>>27216139
sipc guarantees you will keep your shares of stock. I think any cash up to 250k is fdic insured.

[Anonymous No.27221615]

>>27207351
I can access all account statements back to date of account creation - March 2018. OP is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.27221962]

Deleting robinhood, but what do I do about the free stock they gave me? I don't have another broker. Don't want to wake up one day with an IRS gun in my face about 6 dollars I haven't paid tax on.

[Anonymous No.27223862]

>>27195552
u all got nigged by Robbin Hood Niggers lol

[Anonymous No.27225585]

>>27196444
Their hedge fund friends didn’t help them out. Poor thing

[Anonymous No.27225811]

>>27206230
lmao your temperature system is based on feelings

[Anonymous No.27227335]

>>27195552
this is the real reason globalism is bad:
the guy you need to lynch is too far away.

[Anonymous No.27227472]

>>27194460
I was able to transfer out on Friday. Should’ve been early

[Anonymous No.27227521]

>>27194460
FULL TILT POKER ALERT>>27194460
FULL TILT POKER ALERT

[Anonymous No.27227644]

>>27194460
So robinhood is going tits up
Does this mean they wont be ratting out their users' gains to the irs like they were planning?

[Anonymous No.27227764]

>>27194460
Go anonymous. Use SUTER

[Anonymous No.27227886]

>robinhood goes into administration
>/biz/ portfolios get liquidated to pay redditor debtors

[Anonymous No.27228058]

>>27216203
Pretty wild when you think about it. You can literally trade 1k same day before your dough even clears.

[Anonymous No.27228237]

>>27203289
Lol youre going to federal prison be careful desu

[Anonymous No.27228250]

>>27194460
ouch

[Anonymous No.27228375]

>>27210569
>>27210893
Don't forget the shitshow during the DOGE pump which many normies tried to FOMO into on RH and got their trades delayed for HOURS.

[Anonymous No.27228439]

>>27216122
>goth kids were happy and dancing in the streets
they are literally trolls under a bridge