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27205555 No.27205555 [Reply] [Original]

GME "shorting crisis" is a falseflag in progress

reddit retail retards are going to take the fall for whats coming and new laws will pass "for your protection", a new new deal

>> No.27205611

>>27205555
I thought that was obvious,
Imagine being such a newfag you try to outjew a Jew.

>> No.27205689

>>27205555
Been saying this. Not looking forward to it. Want to get my crypto off of exchanges, but need some there in case shit goes south quick and I can save some dough. Someone just fucking tell me what to do.

>> No.27205728

>>27205555
sorry goyim, y-you must be this rich to play this market

>> No.27205955

>>27205555
We’ll introduce them to new .308 trading options

>> No.27205987

>>27205555
Can you tell me the lotto numbers with your crystal ball

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>>27205955
Can I open a margin account?

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>>27205955
I don’t think they have many options left, friend

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>>27205555

you're pretending like they weren't going to do it anyway.
clutch pearls harder and get ready

>> No.27208631
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27208631

In a fight, you never know if you’re going to win.

That’s life. But those who only fight when they know they’re going to win, will never fight when it really matters.

Who here has never lost money? We idolize people who fight even when they know it will cost them their lives, so how can we give up when the most we could lose is some money?

This isn’t about fighting the system and winning. It’s about believing that you can. It’s a test, to see if humanity still deserves to live. Yes it may all just be another trick, but did we fight? DID WE FIGHT?

Shills call this LARPing, like it’s not real. But LARPing IS real. We are all playing a role in life. I choose the role of the hero who struggles against fate and never allows himself to give up hope, you chose the role of the irreverant smartass who thinks he understands life, just because he knows about some of life’s scams.

But the game is rigged against you shills, because the heroes are right whether they win or lose, whereas the shills are only right as long as they win. I get to spend my entire life as a hero, regardless of whether anyone else understands that. You get to live your life in comfort, but with no passion, outside of your hobbies.

Call it cope for not making it, but remember that if you were truly happy with your choice to sell out, you wouldn’t feel the need to ridicule people like me.

I AM NOT FUCKING SELLING.

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>>27208631
stupid but I wish you luck

>> No.27209320

nah, the kvetching is too much for this to be some false flag trick.
>literally crying on CNBC
>taking out ads trying to convince us melvin covered all their shorts
>brokers cutting off retail traders from buying shares - something that has never been done before
they're scared and I think they is (((you)))

>> No.27209427

>>27209320
>they're scared and I think they is (((you)))

delusional, they made the rules, they cant lose at their own made up game

>> No.27209714

>>27208631
I only need to know one thing; "With Jews You Lose."

>> No.27209858

>>27205555
I don't give a shit, society is already fucked and has fucked me, I just want to get enough to be secured in the short term

>> No.27209988

>>27205555
>GME "shorting crisis" is a falseflag in progress
Quads of truth.

GME is simply the financial version of Jan 6. Instead of shrieks from our rulers about "insurrectionists storming the capitol!" we get whining from our owners about "insurrectionists storming the capital!"

And like Jan 6 (and Sep 11 before it) both will be used as justification for expanding the "War on Terror."

Except this time "the terrists" will be "domestic terrorists," meaning...all of us.

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>>27205555
This is the second "you're gonna get regulated" thread I'm in right now wtf?

>> No.27210311
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>it's a false flag!
>the shorts are covered!
>you guys are retarded for not selling
>there's no way hedgies could lose!
Shill, tell your master he may have my GME for the low low price of USD$999.99 each, excluding tax and fees.
Until then, I am NEVER FUCKING SELLING. BUY MY STOCK, HEDGIE. PAY UP.

>> No.27210422

drax em in the skullnst

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>>27210311

>> No.27210791

why does everything have to be political

>> No.27210894

>>27209427
Let's take what you say to be true, that all life on Earth and every minute detail of our lives is controlled and manipulated by powerful Jews, presumably hiding outside of the limelight. What is wrong with wrecking some of the lower-tier Jews? If it's truly Jews all the way down (or up) as you suggest, then why not make ourselves richer at their expense?

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>>27205955
Checked. They have to realize we were investing heavily in lead before GME...

>> No.27211682

>>27205689
>Someone just fucking tell me what to do.
Get on your knees sissy girl and suck my dick

>> No.27212363

>>27210791
We didn't start this fight.

>> No.27212388

You will own nothing and you’ll be happy

>> No.27212442

nice thread full of bots lmao

>> No.27213027

>>27212388
Don't forget the part about having to eat bugs.

>> No.27213147

>>27205555
Wow the first shill to get quads, thanks for always trying to look out for us. Even tho you badly want the stock to be low, you keep repeating its going to crash in order to help us! Its almost as if someone wants us to sell so that the stock drops and you can close your shorts.

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>>27205689
Move to Argentina, change your name, and become an Alpaca herder.
it's over

>> No.27213345

God I am looking forward to the Pink Wojak posting when the big one comes.

>> No.27213577

>>27213345
I bought a shitty PC for the price of 69 gamestocks in october

I cant fucking sleeep when my stupid Head reminds me all the gold mines i missed

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>>27213260
MANGO FUTURES