/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27341570]

>clock in
>immediately go take a shit
good morning wagebros

[Anonymous No.27342312]

I was wondering what that smell was.

[Anonymous No.27342385]

>>27341570
Go back to work Ben.

[Anonymous No.27342446]

Nice, let's go.

[Anonymous No.27342494]

Bro at my office we have full shitting rooms. Door goes ceiling to floor. In nyc

[Anonymous No.27342512]

>>27341570
haha I'm gonna be watching my stocks go lunar and play New Vegas. have fun at work today wage bro

[Anonymous No.27342571]

Morning's going to be comfy, its gonna take hours for shit to warm up so I get hours of shitposting this morning.

[Anonymous No.27342695]

>>27341570
I set up a private server at work so I just SSH into it and clock in and then go back to sleep. The geofencing/app route only works on normies.... I’m getting paid to sleep in, take a shower and drive to work... but the work gets done anyway because I wrote scripts to do it for me.

[POTATO_IN_MY_ASS No.27342722]

>>27342494
bro you aint special, we have that in virginia. the Great state.

[Anonymous No.27342805]

>>27341570
*boss walks in*
anon, what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.27342979]

What do you bros do for a living?

I work with adults with autism and other intellectual disabilities

[Anonymous No.27344411]

>>27341570
usually I arrive at work and drink coffee and smoke a cig, then I'm fully ready for that glorious 30 mins shit

[Anonymous No.27344953]

>>27341570
This is the way
>clock in
>morning shit
>mid-morning shit
>lunch
>post-lunch shit
>mid-afternoon shit
>end of day shit
>clock out

[Anonymous No.27345084]

>>27342979
What's it like being a mod

[Anonymous No.27345929]

>>27342979
Im doing a PhD in chemistry and want to get the fuck out of research as soon as I finish

[Anonymous No.27346015]

>>27344953
based and fiberpilled

[Anonymous No.27346106]

>>27342979
AML Analyst

[Anonymous No.27346206]

I'm salary but still >take a 15 minute shit before my hour lunch break

[Anonymous No.27346301]

>>27342979
Professional Women pleaser. (Sexual)

[Anonymous No.27346396]

>>27342385
No, Steve

[Anonymous No.27346447]

>>27341570
mornin bros

[Anonymous No.27346495]

If I go to office first I go make coffee and wait for it, chatting with secretary girls. Then I drink and chat for around 30 to 45 minutes. Then I start my computer and read a few e-mails and sit on skype meetings while phoneposting. Then its already lunch time. After ~1 hour lunch I go to make another pan of coffee. Then I genuinely work for like 30 to 60min before going to chat with ladies again for afternoon coffee break. After that most early birds already leave the office so I just sit in my room and browse my phone.

That is if I go to office though, usually I just work from home these days, reading about stocks and jerking off to porn all day.

I work in a small governmental bureau as mid level manager.

[Anonymous No.27346530]

Every day I'm slave'nin

[Anonymous No.27346557]

If it takes longer than 3 seconds to shit, you need to fix something.

[Anonymous No.27346734]

I feel sorry for my fellow wagecuck bros. Hopefully when I make it rich I can help my entire family escape the fate of the wagecuck, and eventually open up a business where you only work for 2 hours a day but get paid for a full day because the pay is based on the actual work you do and not for the amount of time you sit in the office daydreaming about big tranny dicks.

[Anonymous No.27346794]

>>27342494
I wish we had toilets in Benin

[Anonymous No.27346864]

>snow day
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>realize I'm find to have to shovel nearly 2 feet of snow
>FUCK

[Anonymous No.27346900]

>working from home
>clock in
>spend the first 3 hours doing nothing

[Anonymous No.27346940]

>>27346864
Just look at it as a chance to exercise. I don't even mind shoveling snow anymore because I just think about what a good workout Ill get.

[Anonymous No.27346945]

any job that lets you fuck around in the internet is not a real job
t.neet

[Anonymous No.27346955]

>>27342979
Student who has no idea what to major in thanks the existential dread I get from this has destroyed me. When given too many options sometimes you freeze up and poo poo your pants

[Anonymous No.27346962]

>>27341570
if you don´t take a huge dump at work, you don´t know what work is

[Anonymous No.27346985]

lol they still try to shill this shit here, don’t check it if you are not a stupid

wanna have profit without risks - use NFT, best option for 2021 kek
I discovered Playcent and that trash that u try to bring me is not exciting

[Anonymous No.27347093]

>>27345084

[Anonymous No.27347208]

>WFH
>had a nightmare and woke up 4 minutes before the alarm
>check email, phew nothing urgent
>immediately start shitposting on /biz/
I got one meeting in 40 minutes and then my schedule is totally free. Definitely going to hit the gym around lunch time and play some minecraft, then this evening I think I'll relax and read one of the many books I've been acquiring all last year.

[Anonymous No.27347216]

>>27341570
>take a shit
I list is as Employee Feedback Session on my time card.

[Anonymous No.27347454]

>>27342979
I'm do testing for government acquisitions. For the past 7 months I've done nothing productive because my agency is totally fucked by moving everything to WFH which has been amazing.

[Anonymous No.27347497]

>>27347208
All the gyms are closed over here, I've been sentenced to my own dumbbells for the longest time now. Consider yourself lucky, anon.

[Anonymous No.27347980]

Fuck waging, had to temp pre lockdown after fucking my wrists up AV contracting.

Went for a heavy shit, good 15 minute break between answering calls etc. Later that day get called in by the latino manager who says a colleague told her I was on my phone despite hitting targets.

Offered another job next day, cut contract and told upper management it was her fault. How can you fuckers do this for more than a week?

[Anonymous No.27347984]

>>27342722
Based Virginianon

[Anonymous No.27348018]

>>27347497
I do, I got really lucky because they reopened right after I moved to town. As soon as I can get my own house I'm definitely buying a full home gym set up. Worst case scenario I was going to have to pay out the ass for a power rack and barbell and rent a storage locker and work out there.

[Anonymous No.27348113]

>>27342979
Me too anon, third sector is comfy as fuck. I put on skills and training sessions for 16+ with special needs. Part-time, decent wage, all women so targets are pathetic/non-existant.