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27426550 No.27426550 [Reply] [Original]

Prove you actually swing dick in the markets. I wanna see your fills from today.

Then tell me how you’re feeling about that move in the Nasdaq today or whatever’s on your mind.


Tired of these threads full of panicked newbies with paper hands stressing their sub four figure positions being in the red for a couple days.

>> No.27428095

>>27426550
This could be me but I won't stop masturbating.

>> No.27428242

>>27428095
masturbating stops you from renting an airbnb and an escort for a night?

>> No.27428283

>>27426550
imagine being in vegas and you drink captain morgan.

>> No.27428339
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27428339

>>27426550
easiest money i made off of reddit in my life

>> No.27428425

>>27426550
>Prove you actually swing dick in the markets. I wanna see your fills from today.
You first

>> No.27428451

>>27428095
fpbp

>> No.27428472

>>27428242
long term it probably does

>> No.27428476

>>27428242
It just doesn't feel right for me to pay for sex

>> No.27428586

>>27426550
prove she is yours

>> No.27428609

oh god, captain morgan? there are way better options out there.

>> No.27428630
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27428630

>>27428425

Got distracted by a deliver. Not much activity today. Swing traded my AMC down to 6$ cost basis from 9 and rolled up my short puts in SLV.

>> No.27428710
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27428710

>>27426550
Gril needs some pumping imo

>> No.27428749

>>27428242
*saves you from renting an airbnb and an escort for a night

>> No.27428763

>>27428476
>It just doesn't feel right for me to pay for sex
You'll grow out of thar

>> No.27428777
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27428777

>Expensive women
>Cheap drink

>> No.27428796

>>27428339
Noice. Do anything else?

I was thinking about adding to my short QQQ position but that Nasdaq today was out of control so I didn’t step in front of that train.

>> No.27428809

>>27426550
i made that pepe

>> No.27428855
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>> No.27428874

>>27426550
meanwhile in vegas...
How much did you have to pay for her?

>> No.27428909

>>27428630
>>27428339
>dumping on redditors
Absolutely undeniably based.

>> No.27428924

>>27428630
Do me a favor big dick and pump SNDL

>> No.27428940

>>27428586
imagine being this new

>> No.27428976

>>27428339
God, I fucking hate Elizabeth Warren

>> No.27428983

>>27428476
Just get on tinder and find a bitch to fuck man.

>> No.27429014

>>27428777
this
embarrassing thread

>> No.27429087

>>27428777
Like these whores could appreciate anything else.

>> No.27429091

>>27428909
>>27428796
put 20k in enbridge today at the opening bell and enjoyed like a nice couple hundred bucks gain there (tax free of course)

day trader bro, made 200$ today in my tfsa but enb is a long hold

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27429102

>>27428976

>> No.27429155

>>27428983

Like he's gonna find a cute blonde on tinder.

>> No.27429190

>>27428283
on the rocks too. OP the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.27429203

>>27426550
i trade in futures market
NASDAQ is up and did well.. i find it very high risk to put in any large long positions at the moment so only make smaller trades.
wtf else you want me to say?

>> No.27429244

>>27426550
AGQ 105 MAR 19 Call 6.20 2x
AGQ 80 @ 63
GME 45 FEB 19 Put 6.76

>> No.27429259

>>27429155
You could if you put a pic of a baggy of coke in your profile.

>> No.27429274

>>27428983
Not all that easy

>I'm a 7.5/10 at best
>I don't have any good pictures of me or with friends
>half the girls that I match with are on tinder only for validation and so they don't answer or talk
>half of the other half lose interest after one conversation
>tinder is a pay to win game

>> No.27429275

>>27429014
>>27428777
Cheap alcohol gets you just as drunk if not drunker. Imagine caring what you're drinking after your first drink.

>> No.27429452

>>27428924
Funny you mention that. I had orders in at the open to scoop some on a dip to .75 like I had planned after analyzing it over the weekend.

Alas the dip never came, hands were left empty. I don’t chase.

>> No.27429451

>newbies

Why is this board constantly overrun with twitterfags? THE TERM IS ALWAYS NEWFAG.

>> No.27429509

>>27428983
not someone that has used hookers or tinder but im pretty sure that for the most part, the amount of effort/energy you might put into fucking some random women on tinder (and the quality) would probably be better spent on an escort of your choosing.

>> No.27429520

>>27429259
This dude fucks tight impressionable pussy

>> No.27429559

>>27428924
What you in @ over there at btw? That thing is up huge.

>> No.27429592

>>27429275
>t. the Audacity

>> No.27429600

>>27428983
why would you even bother with that, unless you're a 10/10 slayer chad you still need to buy them dinner or some shit, skip the bullshit and cut right to business, that way you get your pick of the lot too and not some desperate tinder roastie, who probably has a higher bodycount than the hooker anyway

>> No.27429660

>>27429559
Got in late and poor. 244 at 1.09 I regret fucking with amc

>> No.27429693

>>27426550
i've seen this image before. love it.
>las vegas.
>checking the post-market carnage.
>bottle of cheap captain morgan
>a $300.00 a night hooker you met outside the Flamingo.

mint visual.

>> No.27429787

>>27428855
OOF

>> No.27429817
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27429817

>>27426550
>having Tradingview open on a laptop on a hotel with gf and bottle of whisky
>trading BCH / BTC pairing

Wow!!!!!!!

Anyways, I bought more Quantumscape today because i'm a masochist.

Not a trader. Long-term investor. 5 year hold minimum.


I have 1/4 my portfolio in tqqq so this nasdaq move today made my pp hard.

>> No.27429816

>>27428242
Some of the onaholes i've bought unironically feel better than 18 year old virgin pussy (believe me or not but I've tried both).
That said you sleep with a girl for companionship not pussy, which it cannot give you.

>> No.27429913

>>27429600
>why would you even bother with that, unless you're a 10/10 slayer chad you still need to buy them dinner or some shit
Bump up your age rang and fuck their ass. Or just tell a young girl you want to fuck their ass. Friday night's are a sure thing.

>> No.27429925

>>27428095
the girl is fotoshopped in

>> No.27430017

>>27429816
>you sleep with a girl for companionship not pussy
NGMI anon, I bet you don't have her sign a prenup either?

>> No.27430108

>>27429925
>fotoshopped
Just check the pixels, it's true

>> No.27430131

>>27429203
So you’re still trading the long side? I’m trading for a correction though today’s price action was not comforting.

>> No.27430287

>>27429816
sauce me on these onaholes I've been meaning to get one

>> No.27430314

>>27428983

Its much easier to hire an escort than fuck girls on tinder.

I literally spent 4 weeks talking to the last girl i fucked.

>> No.27430375

>>27430131
i don't like to short much unless i really don't like the commodity ... its just a personal thing.
I am shorting silver vs usd but i understand that i might get caught a few times before it corrects as i am notoriously too early with my predictions.

>> No.27430395

>>27430314
>I literally spent 4 weeks talking to the last girl i fucked.
That's on you dude

>> No.27430456

>>27428095
>this could be me
You could be a millionaire and it still couldn't be you

>> No.27430525
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27430525

>>27426550
Daily reminder that while you dumb faggots are cooming over this bitch and spending all of your dollars on memecoin, the plebbit shithole was taking in $$$$$$ and writing the script for the next faggy Hollywood stock story- The Big Squeeze - because they're so fucking clever. Starring Brad Pitt.
You faggots have brought shame and dishonor to 4ch
>inb4 poorfag
Fuck all of you.
This board is getting jettisoned.

>> No.27430573

>>27426550
Lmao what off strip hotel is that?

>> No.27430574

>>27428476
Well buddy then you better stop dreaming about it, cause there is no way you are gonna get a women that looks like that without you being rich and her being a golddigger.

>> No.27430683

>>27430017
Well I have no interest in marrying the girls i've dated. So yes, I will use them for companionship.

>>27430287
It's honestly personal preference, some of my favorites seem to be hated by others online. I say it depends on the sensetivity of your penis currently and what tends to get you off during masturbation. If you like to edge there some for that, If you need a hard solid foundation to plow into, well that's what I like. Go to /jp/

>> No.27430735

>>27428095
Anon you just need to get better at shaving.

>> No.27430743

>>27428339
lol wtf? you didn't even short over $300??
You realise the aftermarket for GME rn is less than your buy in price right?
You're already in the red you fuckin idiot

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27430835

>>27428242
>>27428451
>>27429925
>>27430456

Does no one remember the original pic that was posted a week or two ago? That was the caption, I was just making a funny.

>> No.27430961

>>27429816
Ofcourse they are anon.
Pussy ALWAYs have the same texture and bumps.
Onas are just on a different level

>> No.27431073

>>27430375
>i am notoriously too early

I know that feel.

>> No.27431112
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27431112

Since we're talking about sex, I'm going to lose my virginity to a girl who's also a virgin this Friday. How do I prepare bros?

>> No.27431157

>>27430961
>>27429816
wtf is an ona

>> No.27431262

>>27431112
Drink a few beers, make out a while first, take some deep breathes, wear a condom.

>> No.27431292

>>27428242
>Never cancelled a date because you already wacked one out too many times before the date begins

>> No.27431290

>>27431112
Buy a ring and ask her to marry you first.

>> No.27431324

>>27431112
Masturbate before hand so you dont cum in 30 seconds

>> No.27431332

>>27426550
Cheap rum, cheap off strip room, cheap whore. You fucking nigger.

>> No.27431415

>>27431262
Drinking and first time sex? That was me with a dick that couldn't get hard

Wouldn't recommend

>> No.27431439
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27431439

>>27426550

>> No.27431504

>>27431112
She's not a virgin and you're gonna look like a dweeb

>> No.27431505
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27431505

>>27429816
>Some of the onaholes i've bought unironically feel better than 18 year old virgin pussy
Holy shit you must've had some bad pussy. I'm calling bullshit.

>> No.27431595

>>27426550
Girls who put their fingers there when posing will fuck anything that moves.

>> No.27431597

>>27431415

Few beers isn't going to stop you from getting hard. I would recommend drinking a bit before sex to loosen you up.

>> No.27431609

>>27431332
>top shelf for disposable things

>> No.27431677

>>27426550
this is a photo from TESTAMENT, the cod streamer

>> No.27431876

>>27431415
Depends. If you get drunk it might stop you, but a healthy 18-20 year old who works out enough shouldn't be an issue. I used to get serious ED that I blamed on drinking, went away in a month when I started getting more serious about lifting weights.

>>27431505
The overall experience is much much better of course, but as for the moment to moment thrusting, the onahole wins.

>> No.27432093

>>27431876
My ED went away completely when I started fucking asian girls. But each their own

>> No.27432184

>>27426550
>captain morgan
At least drink some good rum, faggot

>> No.27432259

Can I be a real finance bro with a 5/10 gf?

she's not hot but she's cute enough to get me hard and gives me 0 bullshit. Can't complain.

>> No.27432549
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27432549

I am 32 years old, autistic, poor, and low IQ. I will never have sex.

>> No.27432557

>>27426550
>fuck the shit out of her
>drink a fuckload of whiskey
>couple bong hits
what do then bros?

>> No.27432633

>>27432557
watch old Kurosawa films and fall asleep

>> No.27432766

>>27429275
>Imagine caring what you're drinking after your first drink

You sound like a cheap date. I like you.

>> No.27432893

Clean yourself as if you never bathed in your life before. Def will be appreciated.

>> No.27432932

>>27432549
baste

>> No.27432982
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27432982

>>27426550
I don't think about my investments. That's what it means to be comfy.

>> No.27432989

>>27430574
Lol, yeah? Show her from the front.

>> No.27433039

>>27432982
also how to find escort in bidenistan

>> No.27433067

>>27432549

Based

>> No.27433264

>>>shitty rum
>>>easily rentable instagram thot
>>>room at the NY westin
>>> Penny stocks

Not gonna fuggin make it bro

>> No.27433447

>>27433039
Instagram. Its practically fucking out in the open just watch the dollar signs and send them a dm with offer

had a 3some with 2 of them new years eve cost me 18k...not sure if it was worth it as it seemed more awkward to me but ill be dead this year from cancer anyway so

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27433565

>>27433447
>had a 3some with 2 of them new years eve cost me 18k

Nevermind, I don't want an escort anymore.

>> No.27433824

>>27433447
we all die anon. you chose the last few days

>> No.27433830

>>27426550
lmao best pasta

>> No.27433909

>>27433565
Cant take money with you my man.

>> No.27434085

>>27433447
>not sure if it was worth it as it seemed more awkward to me but ill be dead this year from cancer anyway so
Have fun man. If there's just nothing on the other side yay least you had fun.
P.s. will you send me your left over gains

>> No.27434213

>>27433909
They that to the Egyptians

>> No.27434435

>>27434085
Im honestly trying to spend them all. Ill be dead by august. Started with 349k down to 251k so far.

Today i pulled up to a car wash with a bunch of niggers told them to wash my FRS went inside bought some fried chicken and as inwas about to drive asway casually tossed $3000 in 20s out the window to the guy. The wind blew and as i looked back they were fist fighting over it

>> No.27434468
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27434468

>>27431505
>MFW my trading thread turned into a thread about sex

>> No.27434717

>>27434468
Yeah sure nice OP pic

>> No.27434754

>>27431157
Japanese flesh light.

>> No.27434805

>>27428339
>unrealized
You haven't made shit.

>> No.27434818
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27434818

>>27426550
Is she spreading her ass to let one rip?

>> No.27434829

>>27434435
>The wind blew and as i looked back they were fist fighting over it
Rad

>> No.27434871

>>27434468
welcome to 4channel kid

>> No.27435035

>>27434435
Also fuck it if I get dubs will you give me 10k?

>> No.27435113
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27435113

>>27426550
>Virgin Captain Morgan's
vs
>CHAD Ron Zacapa

>> No.27435182

>>27435035
Dang
>>27434435
Cocaine and hookers until the end fren.

>> No.27435409

>>27433447
>had a 3some with 2 of them new years eve cost me 18k

18 fucking k!? who did you fuck, the brinkley twins?

>ll be dead this year from cancer anyway so

sorry to hear anon
god speed if not larp

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27435478

>>27435113
>Virgin Captain Morgan's
vs
>CHAD Ron Zacapa

Mmm, yes yes, Except make way for

>GIGACHAD Ron Diplomatico

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27435480

>>27428242
am I supposed to not hire hooker at my home?
she might show up randomly looking more dick, huh?

>> No.27435501

>>27434435
give me trading tips

>> No.27435721

>>27432549
Think outside the box.
But don't lose what you can't afford.
Good luck, anon.

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27435743

>>27426550
OP is gregory mannorino

>> No.27435884

>>27435409
I'm sure they had 18k followers on Instagram, at least between the three of them

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27435924

>>27428283
>im a big trader
>uses tradingview.com

>> No.27436042

>>27435501

Sell covered calls when stocks go down. Dont ever sell for a loss

>>27435409
Im shy and rarely have sex. I probably paid to much

>> No.27436059

>>27428095
Damn me too
>vape
>drink coffee
>masturbate (to porn)
>browse 4chan
>drink beer
But hey... I never ever smoke weed at least

>> No.27436112

>>27435721
Thanks man

>> No.27436266

>>27435743
might be the guy drinking RUM
in front of a lap top
that everybody's kicking around in this thread
He's out of Vegas

>> No.27436366

>>27428476
You're thinking old fashion

Nowadays you're paying for food , a room , the etc shit
better to cut majority of the cost thru whores,

Got to learn how to maximize everything involving money.

>> No.27436368

>>27435478
very nice anon. Super underrated drink. $35 and drinks like a $100

>> No.27436945
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27436945

>>27429817
Bragging about indexing

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27437033

>>27435478
yes

>> No.27437052

>>27429274
This. Paying Girls directly for sex needs to become normalized. The prices om sex is too god damn high

>> No.27437100

>>27436368
Those Venezuelans might be a tattered socialist shithole with no economy, but hot damn they know how to make fucking rum. Really all of Latin America, actually.

>> No.27437153

>>27436059
Browsing 4Chan is at least better than consuming the trash mass media throws at society for control..

>> No.27437192

>>27426550
this photo is like 3 years old

>> No.27437332
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27437332

>>27431324
Best advice. Been doing this to get my full hour's worth for 20 years. It's very hard to HODL when the gains are spread before you.

>> No.27437577

>>27429203
Would like to know your opinion about:
-oil after the pipe fuckery with canada
- the silver retardation
Thanks.

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27437852

>>27429816
>Some of the onaholes
>He bought more than one onahole.
Anon...

>> No.27438031

>>27431112

good hygiene. shave, brush your teeth, and take a shower. nothing is worse than having to fuck someone who is disgusting

>> No.27439093

i too like to dress up like a girl and post my ass next to my gains

>> No.27439613

>>27431112
Don't worry. It doesn't matter in the ways you think it does.

>> No.27439699

>>27433447
Godspeed, Sir. We are all rooting for you.

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27440271

>>27426550
nice hotel room faggot.

ape UNN before main net price ins.

>> No.27440765

>>27439093
pics? asking for a friend

>> No.27440930

>>27431112
Make sure to thank him after