Guys please, I put my life savings into GME at 320

[Anonymous No.27457536]

Whats happening? I thought the short squeeze was a guarantee today? We're at 189 after hours.

I'm fucked aren't I? I put in 50k and I'm looking at probably 22k+ losses in the morning. I need this money bad, and half of it is on margin so if it goes any lower I'm going to lose everything.

What do I do? I can't fucking sell now, I'm trapped all because of this gay fucking reddit bullshit.

I need game stop white pills. Please tell me the squeeze is going to happen

[Anonymous No.27457560]

>>27457536
Booba

[Anonymous No.27457605]

What the fuck is a squeeze? I have never heard that term until reddit started saying it so much and /biz/ caught on

[Anonymous No.27457659]

>>27457536
Damn, sex dolls are getting realistic

[Anonymous No.27457667]

>>27457605
it means pump and dump but it sounds less sexual.

[Anonymous No.27457671]

HOLY BOOBA

[Anonymous No.27457694]

>>27457536
you know i hate you fuckers lol. /smg/ bought gme at 11-30 dollars and then this is just getting fucking rediculous. were all waiting for all this shit to be over to buy back in and we all sold up +800%

[Anonymous No.27457701]

>>27457536
There is a reason they want to artificially deflate the price. There is a reason none of the shill threads use curse words or off-color jokes or language, they are PAID to wage a psychological war against YOU.

[Anonymous No.27457767]

>>27457701
fuck you, sell your stocks negro

[Anonymous No.27457777]

>>27457767
fuck u nigger shill

[Anonymous No.27457798]

>>27457667
tbf I think there is a nuanced difference where a squeeze is them buying in an effort to get someones short to the point of bankruptcy or liquidation

[Anonymous No.27457840]

>>27457536
gogogaga

[Anonymous No.27457847]

>>27457536
TD Ameritrade in-depth quotes report that 125% of shares are STILL SHORTED, meaning either articles about covers are blatant lies, the Hedge Funds themselves lied about their percentage of shorts, or new shorts came in to replace the ones that covered.

Trading volume was less than 1/3 the ten-day moving average, and five of those ten days was before the initial squeeze five days ago, so the trading volume was incredibly low today. This means most people held, and most of the volume we see is from Hedge Funds. It also means that because volume was so low, the Hedgies CAN'T HAVE COVERED, like they claim.

Analysis of individual trades of tranches of shares show that many shares had extremely unrealistically low bid prices. In many cases, the ask was hundreds of dollars, but the bid was only $3 to $5, and yet the shares were still sold. This happens when two or more Hedge Funds trade shares back and forth between each other in an attempt to artificially lower the share price reported on the ticker. This is known as a "Ladder Attack".

Finally, there has been an unrealistically huge negative FUD campaign on all Internet channels about GME today, as well as patently FALSE attributions of WSB attempting to squeeze the [Au] market. All manner of stocks other than GME are being shilled as distractions to dilute the buying power of our collective. These attributions are all false, and probably arise from a paid astroturfing campaign by either Hedge Funds or their angel investors.

What does all this mean?

It means the Hedge Funds and their investors and parent companies ARE PANICKING!

It means WE ARE WINNING, if we only BUY THE DIP, and HOLD what we have!

[Anonymous No.27457882]

>>27457701
Stupid shizo, GME is the most retarded investment out there and you are truly an idiot if you believe otherwise. The whole thing was a coordinated PnD action. Get over it idiots or keep bagholding, you are more delusional than the Cripplefags.

[Anonymous No.27457884]

Short ladder attacks combined with illegally reporting that you covered a short despite no change in volume, but guess what? Sec is literally not investigating anything going on here, probably for months.

[Anonymous No.27457897]

>>27457777
checked

[Anonymous No.27457944]

>>27457882
Question, why are they doing short ladder attacks then?

[Anonymous No.27457964]

>>27457777
QUADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.27457965]

>>27457882
>shizo
oh look, it's retarded

[Anonymous No.27457993]

>>27457536
They are still solvent.
Hold the line pussy.

Oh and stop shilling.

[Anonymous No.27458007]

>>27457536
Sell at market price at open

[Anonymous No.27458011]

>>27457777
Based

[Anonymous No.27458032]

>>27457536
I want to short squeeze those boobies if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.27458037]

>>27457605
see, this is how clueless /biz/ is. you don't even know what a short squeeze is when you could have looked it up for yourself or get spoonfed the explanation from youtubers etc.

just buy and hold. look at r/wallstreetbets for some whitepills. going balls deep only to sell at a loss is fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.27458045]

>>27457536
Is this the next FUD campaign after silver and the position closed shill ops? Are you telling me normies would actually put significant volumes of cash onto these stocks without a stop loss?

[Anonymous No.27458094]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP MILK TRUCK HAS ARRIVED

>Select are the squares with BIG FAT JUICY MILKERS HAHAHA BOOBA

[Anonymous No.27458096]

>>27457777
checked and witnessed

[Anonymous No.27458157]

>>27457605
a lot of redditors here. OP is probably one of em, if not hes a dreidel spinner
fud fud fud fud fud

[Anonymous No.27458274]

>>27457667
Idk, I'd let those pair in the OP squeeze my face.

[Anonymous No.27458286]

Wow I swear to Christ I’ve seen this exact same fudpost 12 times today.

>attractive female in image
>post details financial losses and fear/doubt associated with GME
>incorrect usage of internet slang

They’ve got you guys up all hours of the night, you must be getting your palms GREASED THE FUCK UP, MelvinKike.

[Anonymous No.27458389]

lol between this and the ladder squeezes.
I bet this place is flooded with shills sent here by the hedgies.
I bet they're the same shills who shilled for biden so hard.

[Anonymous No.27459025]

>>27457536
Is this real?
Who is she?

[Anonymous No.27459041]

>>27457944
>>27458389

>short ladder attacks
is this the new fancy term that bagholding plebbitor will use ad nauseam for the next few weeks?

[Anonymous No.27459102]

>>27457694
what's smg?

[Anonymous No.27459199]

>>27457847
seems like the S3 report is using a different calculation for calculating short percentage, which is why it seems so low

[Anonymous No.27459206]

>>27457536
At end of day hedges run the casino, you can't win against them. Crypto seems better

[Anonymous No.27459257]

>>27458157
Oh it's 100% from reddit. It's a stupid word that shouldn't be used this much when talking about investing

[Anonymous No.27459340]

>>27458037
/r/WSB is full of retards. The only thing those guys can help me with is teach me how to lose the most amount of money as quick as possible

[Anonymous No.27459341]

>>27459199
>seems like the S3 report is using a different calculation for calculating short percentage, which is why it seems so low
They will use any trick in the book. Gotta cover Friday's puts tomorrow EOD.

TDAmeritrade still says 125% shorted, and 1/3 normal volume, so they are NOT covered.

[Anonymous No.27459342]

>>27458037
>only to sell at a loss is fucking retarded
He's on margin, tard. dye know what a margin call is? can't hold a dip when your brokerage liquidates your loss position. fuck off this board

[Anonymous No.27459367]

>>27457536
Holy fuck I'd love to cut those tits off with one swipe of my katana!

[Anonymous No.27459393]

>>27457536
thats what u get for cheating on us with reddit.. now u become a plebbit

[Anonymous No.27459443]

>>27459102
Get out.

[Anonymous No.27459442]

>>27457847
Trust In The Plan

[Anonymous No.27459479]

>>27459442
and buy GRT

[Anonymous No.27459586]

I'm only saying this to pay it forward.

You have no visibility as to what is happening. There is no accurate real-time short interest data. You don't know which institutional holders have sold or how much they've sold as of today. Institutions can trade under the table, so do not trust volume. This is no longer an investment, it is a twisted version of prisoner's dilemma. If you have anything more than play money in this, tread with caution

[Anonymous No.27459601]

>>27457847
Ameritrades statistics are from january 15th you fucking stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.27459652]

>>27457536
>taking a hot steamy dump on her chest
>cum on your shit
>make her eat it
>"the chocolate soufflé"'
It's a french thing

[Anonymous No.27459672]

>>27459443
nah I'm not even in it, but what does /smg/ mean?

[Anonymous No.27459741]

>>27459601
>inb4 omg "kike shill!!!"
you fucking retarded reddit trannies think you have all of this figured out while in fact you're just listening to the same fucking garbage echochambering in a estrogen pumped landwhale board, you can't beat the kikes at their own game, the short interest is most likely accurate on s3

[Anonymous No.27459772]

>>27459586
I only put a toe in, literally a strand of hair. If it crashes, I will buy more...but only if low enough.


Hold if red, buy low, sell high.

[Anonymous No.27459964]

>>27459741
what's ur price predicktion for today

[Anonymous No.27460077]

>>27459340
>The only thing those guys can help me with is teach me how to lose the most amount of money as quick as possible
So you're saying Melvin could learn a thing or two from them about which stocks to short?

[Anonymous No.27460079]

>>27459964
>69420$ anon, to the moon!!!! :rocket:

[Anonymous No.27460323]

>>27459672
Kill yourself dumb fucking retard I will slit your throat and shit down your neck

[Anonymous No.27460328]

>>27459672
Statistical Multiplexing Gains

[Anonymous No.27460358]

>>27460079
omg!!!!! I put my entire body into $GME if it doesn't moon i'll be killed plz guys!!!

[Anonymous No.27460407]

>>27459102
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.27460446]

>>27457536
BIG BOOBA OOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.27460480]

>>27457536
Realistically do you see it going to 600? Thats a 2x for you. 900? Crazy talk. You got memed on for a potential 2x but more likely a blown out asshole kek

[Anonymous No.27460666]

>>27459367
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.27460732]

>>27459672
Go back now we don’t want you here

[Anonymous No.27460772]

>>27457536
I put all my life savings in silver coins.
I feel no different but it's fun to fondle the coins.

[Anonymous No.27460808]

>>27459652
the patrician fetish

[Anonymous No.27460818]

>>27459652
Shakka Souffle?

[Anonymous No.27460886]

>>27457777
checked

[Anonymous No.27460897]

>>27460328
ah k thanks.

>>27460407
yeah I'm not from plebbit if you are implying this. here for different reasons.

[Anonymous No.27461135]

>>27457536
Wat your losses and put it either in dogecoin or physical silver
Never ever buy paper physical

[Anonymous No.27461407]

>>27459102
Sub machine gun

[Anonymous No.27461461]

>>27457536
Quick. Put as much money as possible into this and you’ll be fine. The circulation is claimed by every one to be much higher than it is. It’s only probably 200-300k max.

[Anonymous No.27461504]

>>27460897
Lies.

[Anonymous No.27461507]

>>27457536
sell now

[Anonymous No.27461519]

>>27459102
Small
Mammalian
Genitalia

[Anonymous No.27461550]

>>27461519
1 large rock and it’s over for him.

[Anonymous No.27461563]

>>27457536
You deserve this for
1: being stupid
2: trusting fucking reddit of all places
3: not knowing that reddit is basically just AI bots and paid shills
4: not seeing a common stock scam immediately and using common sense to play it (make your money and RUN ASAP)
5: being stupid
6: trusting fucking reddit
8: TRUSTING
9: FUCKING
10: REDDIT

[Anonymous No.27461624]

>>27459102
sexy midget girls

[Anonymous No.27461730]

"The price of Nintendo Switches in the city skyrockets. Melvins parents were able to get a few units from Keiths friends, but they had to pay really inflated prices for them, first $1,000, then $2,000, now $3,000. It's nearing Christmas, and every rich parent at the Country Club is desperate for the Nintendo Switch they promised their kids. They can't trust that Melvin will be able to get them one. They all start bidding against each other for Switches. Everybody in town is in on the action now. Everybody wants to get a Nintendo Switch to sell at the country club for $10,000. Meanwhile, Keith and his friends are just hanging out and playing Animal Crossing."
Not-Q

t.me/xrpgeneral

[Anonymous No.27461894]

>>27457536
Recuperate your losses and go home
Stocks aren’t for you

[Anonymous No.27462524]

>>27460897
>Statistical Multiplexing Gains
>ah k thanks
You really do have to go back.

[Anonymous No.27462734]

>>27457536
get out now and buy crypto numpty! buy eth and you will make it back in a jiffy

[Anonymous No.27463420]

please guys im scared

[Anonymous No.27463452]

>>27457847


TRUST THE PLAN GUYS JUST TRUSTTTT RETARDS IN CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.27463516]

>>27457536
Take the L and get out because it’s going below 100 by the weekend

[Anonymous No.27465000]

g-guys it keeps going down

[Anonymous No.27465526]

>>27457847
delusional

[Anonymous No.27466587]

its going down more