/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27501998]

LOL

[Anonymous No.27502252]

buying at 336? wtf

[Anonymous No.27502273]

the funniest thing about this is that he thinks getting a degree matters in 2021 lmao

[Anonymous No.27502387]

People are now learning why you should invest on fundamentals and not on memes

[Anonymous No.27502496]

>>27502252
that's where all the mega late normalfags turned up and were convinced it was going to 1000

[Anonymous No.27502611]

>>27501998
jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

[Anonymous No.27502630]

>help, I failed at understanding the most basic rule of investing
Do not invest what you cant afford to lose
>FUCKING WALL STREET ITS ALL CAPITALISM'S FAULT!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE

Holy shit the tears of the plebbitards are DELICIOUS.

[Anonymous No.27502723]

why can't anyone just wait till it dips all the way to sub $10 retards

[Anonymous No.27502787]

>>27501998
I put 150k from my 401k on yesterday's dips

it keeps dipping...

[HAHAHAHAHA No.27502808]

>>27501998
Redditors BTFO, best timeline ever

[Anonymous No.27502822]

>>27501998
These are the retards that were behind the ''STFU WALLSTREET SHILL'' posts

[Anonymous No.27502860]

>>27502387
>fundamentals
>not a meme

Lmao good one

[Anonymous No.27502861]

>>27501998
tfw crypto is actually paying for my college tuition
Get, fucking, rekt, reddit niggers

[Anonymous No.27502910]

NOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.27503000]

That 4k was a well spent money if he learned his lesson.

[Anonymous No.27503025]

>>27502910
amazing

[Anonymous No.27503057]

>>27502496
worst part of it is, is that it was probably money from his parents who took 15 years to build up, only for their little retarded billy to blow it all on a meme lol

[Anonymous No.27503079]

>>27502387
not true im killing it with memes. better then i ever did trying fundamentals. the problem is buying a fucking meme when its up 3000% and a straight fucking vertical line that blows past its 20 year high in a DAY

christ

[Anonymous No.27503133]

>>27502273
getting a non-ivy degree is worthless

[Anonymous No.27503191]

>>27501998
Bros, hold!
DIAMOND HANDS

[HAHAHAHAHA No.27503242]

>>27502910

[Anonymous No.27503285]

>>27502273
Someone post the article with the britbongs who'd gone in on GME. One of them was some dumb normie faggot who lost £30 before he got out, and he wanted to get into finance.

[Anonymous No.27503303]

>>27501998
Looks like the retard didn't buy the dip
See you back at 300 lads

[Anonymous No.27503394]

>>27502910
bruh...

[Anonymous No.27503430]

>>27503191
these retards literally see the world like its a kids movie

[Anonymous No.27503442]

>>27503191
theyre all manipulating each other into pumping their bags telling people to lose millions just so some fag can get 3k to recoup his los

[Anonymous No.27503509]

>>27503191
>IT'S JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE MOVIE

[Anonymous No.27503527]

>>27503191
these people are retarded. the big shorts lesson is to literally short bubbles not to fucking buy them

[Anonymous No.27503651]

>>27503133
I got a degree in comp sci at a garbage tier city college and make $150k in a low cost of living area. Its what you do that matters. My gf graduated from Harvard with an English degree she said the only thing she got out of it of worth is that Harvard.edu email address.

[Anonymous No.27503759]

>>27503303
They really are so dumb

[Anonymous No.27503770]

>>27503430
My fucking stupid friend. I keep telling him, the fad is fucking over and you were too late.

"Its not a fad, people are getting involved because its more than just about making money."
Fucking stupid niggggheeeeerrrr

[Anonymous No.27503771]

>>27502910
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.27503795]

>>27501998
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCQAmgKS48

[Anonymous No.27503816]

>>27503651
yep had a friend who majored in design at Brown and couldn't find a job, so he had to do a coding bootcamp with a bunch of community college students and dropouts and how he's a web developer

[Anonymous No.27503923]

it cant even break 120 its over man just sell and never look back fags

[Anonymous No.27503952]

>>27501998
this is incredible
an hour ago STMX got P&d'ed and there are posts on r/satoshistreetbets/new from around 30 minutes ago to now trying to convince everyone to "buy the dip"

GME was the worst thing to ever happen to normies - now we have an influx of suckers losing millions to rookie scams

[Anonymous No.27503958]

normies first pump and dump

many people have to learn the hard way

[Anonymous No.27504000]

>>27502910
best timeline

[Anonymous No.27504053]

>>27503191
except Burry bailed on GME and said it had gotten insane
the guy he is using in his example was in on this and he sold his GME shares already fucking lol

[Anonymous No.27504067]

>>27501998
Post more

[Anonymous No.27504075]

>>27503527
audible kek

[Anonymous No.27504100]

>>27503651
>the only thing she got out of it of worth is that Harvard.edu email address
Which is still pretty much worth it though. Any English major out of Harvard could get a six figure consulting job, and that's the boring/safe option. Otherwise though people should do what you did. Country might end up collapsing because half the population has six figure debt and a worthless degree. Of course, the vast majority of American office jobs don't require a degree in the first place but a crash course in Excel and Access.

[Anonymous No.27504165]

>>27502387
You can invest on memes, but you can't do it so late.
Also not smart to put it all on memes but that's less relevant than the first point

[Anonymous No.27504379]

>>27501998
thanks to retards like this. we will get more regulations, more taxes. and I wouldn't be surprise in the future. they will support unrealized capital gains tax

[Anonymous No.27504404]

attention
hedgies are now covering their shorts as the price of gme is now low enough to do so. volume reflects this. they are fighting the inevitable price increase by freezing repeatedly. this is the end of gme.

[Anonymous No.27504521]

>>27504379
>>27504379
the problem is we wont even have memes anymore. as soon as a meme becomes a meme they just rip the fucking buy button off

[Anonymous No.27504577]

>>27502273
depends on the degree

[Anonymous No.27504677]

>>27502387
> invest on fundamentals
that worked flawlessly for the hedgies with GME lol

[Anonymous No.27504714]

>>27502387
That's not necessarily true but timing is everything. You dont buy on day 7 of a pump. Ideally you buy BEFORE the pump or if you're lucky the first few moments. Anyone buying over 300 was on a suicide mission.

[Anonymous No.27504852]

This shit is painful

[Anonymous No.27504873]

>>27504714
That's me, I'm suicidal.

[Anonymous No.27504942]

>>27502387
nah dude i doubled my money on the DOGE pump by being fast and not greedy

[Anonymous No.27504972]

>>27502910
What kind of retard has this much money to blow? I'd think such shit decision making would prevent them from accumulating that money in the first place.

[Anonymous No.27505461]

>>27502910

[Anonymous No.27506220]

>>27504972
some guy lost 7 million on AMC and ive been wondering that all day too. like how the fuck does someone so stupid have 10s of millions of dollars? someone tell me

[Anonymous No.27506380]

>>27501998

[Anonymous No.27506516]

>>27506380
i would just fucking quit reddit at that point and send the mods an email saying fuck you and just come here

[Anonymous No.27506568]

>>27502910
What the fuck is he doing

[Anonymous No.27506662]

>>27503191
price dropping that much with that little volume means there are more sellers than buyers.
they're so fucked.

[Anonymous No.27506675]

>>27506380
I assume it was because he asked what to do, that can get people in trouble.

[Anonymous No.27506717]

>>27503133
Yea, I was actually going to go to college but I didn’t bother cause my high school grades weren’t good enough for Ivy League. I’m thinking of re-doing my high school credits so I can try again but I don’t think they would take me after being a NEET for a few years.

[Anonymous No.27506817]

>>27501998
Shill made a post, got deleted.
https://old.reddit.com/user/heheproductions/submitted/

OP is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.27506848]

>>27504404
no, that's just you fucktards buying the dip

[Anonymous No.27506909]

>>27503191
Why do they worship Burry if the whole point of this is to screw over the evil hedge fund short sellers?

[Anonymous No.27506969]

>>27501998

[Anonymous No.27507023]

>>27506675
Probably
>>27506817
Don't think he's a shill, I messaged him and he said he sold at a 4k loss.

[Anonymous No.27507080]

>>27503191
They are so fucking retarded holy shit
Zéro self awareness

[Anonymous No.27507120]

>>27502252
IT'A GOING TO 5K GOY!

[Anonymous No.27507180]

>>27506909
The whole thing runs on cognitive dissonance

[Anonymous No.27507269]

>>27507023
Hopefully it was a lesson for him not to fucking go in with money he can't afford to lose. He wouldn't have gone to a casino and all in'd on Black.

[Anonymous No.27507346]

>>27504972
This was their student loan money which means they'll have to pay it back too

[Anonymous No.27507471]

>eToro

Deserves it desu

[Anonymous No.27508361]

>>27502723
With the exception of ethereum, this is how I buy anything. No point in getting fractions on highly saturated markets.

[Anonymous No.27508422]

>>27502387
WRONG.
Only invest on memes, but at a proper timing. GME was a great investment for several months until literally yesterday. Or you can buy KO instead for a 5% value increase and 2% divvies - before taxes, naturally.

[Anonymous No.27508577]

>>27501998
They say YOLO but pussy out after a 50% dip. Should just stop posting and hold it to $0.

[Anonymous No.27508709]

>>27504972
>>27506220
Ineritance, obviously.
Dumb money as they call it, is all in the lower to upper middle class. The very poor don't participate in the stock market because they think it's rigged and the very rich can not lose in the stock market, because they rig it.

[Anonymous No.27508963]

>>27501998
Do they even do pink wojaks on plebbit?

[Anonymous No.27509136]

>>27508709
>The very poor don't participate in the stock market because they think it's rigged
poorfags are this redpilled?

[Anonymous No.27509915]

>>27504379
Those types of regulations are actually lengthy and difficult to pass, I read an article in Bloomberg saying the Biden administration will be too tied up with COVID and other issues these years to even address the stock market. By the time they get to it there may be no interest in passing new regulations.

[Anonymous No.27510020]

>>27509915
>these years
*this year

[Anonymous No.27510106]

>>27501998
>Taking photo of computer screen
>College
He deserves to lose it

[Anonymous No.27510247]

>>27503191
Are they even shorting GME anymore? If they're not what's the point of buying useless stock?

[Anonymous No.27510325]

You got sold.

Take your loss and do some of your own research on financial markets.

Maybe google what an algorithm is.

[Anonymous No.27510427]

earned this investment tip from my gay aunt. When you buy Gamestop, dont just stare at your phone all day. evertime i buy a stock, I gently squeeze my phone between my glute cheeks and set my phone to vibrate every time the shares moves. the tingling keeps me grounded and focused on the present moment. I find my mind wandering on painful past memories or future anxiety, but my new meditation mantra gently reminds me to focus on the present moment and remain mindful of all the boof stocks I'm buying. namestay is the way. Also, and this is super serious, if you've never had a prostate orgasm, this method is great at relieving stress and relieving the backlog of prostate milk youve built while holding Gamestop. Your investment is more than a financial revolution, it's spiritual orgasmic sexual revolution. Sure these hedge funds want your money, but they want even more than that. They want to repress your prostate milk. I'm talking pure spiritual energy that's inside all of you. Milk your prostate and release your tendies. Ladies can also tap into this raw spiritual orgasmic jet fuel by placing the phone on the front of your clitoral hood. My wife's gay boyfriend showed me where this is. many women apparently lack sensitivity in this nether region from Hitachi wand over use. This method can bring back that sensitivity and more. Gamestop isn't just going to the moon. Its going to the milky way.

[Anonymous No.27510543]

>>27503651
This is QFT. CompSci or even meme shit like cyber security plus Security+, ITIL, or whatever other hot certs will get you real comfy real fast.

[Anonymous No.27510712]

>>27502787
You took a 30% tax hit to lose ~40% on your investment?
Are you the King of /biz/?

[Anonymous No.27510721]

>>27501998
this is normie tier buy high sell low
thought that was a biz exclusive

[Anonymous No.27510787]

>>27503651
she just has no initiative. an arts degree at harvard still opens the door to the best network on the planet. she easily could have worked in publishing or some globohomo media company if she really wanted to

[Anonymous No.27510914]

>>27504100
>Of course, the vast majority of American office jobs don't require a degree in the first place but a crash course in Excel and Access.

this is why HR departments are the literal scum of the earth

they have the nerve to ask for 5 years of experience for starting roles, while themselves doing a job that requires no meaningful education whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.27510921]

So we should be shorting GME now, yeah?

[Anonymous No.27510978]

>>27506717
go to community college anon. must safer bet

[Anonymous No.27511029]

So how exactly do you get in trouble for talking about stocks? How is that not a free speech issue?

[Anonymous No.27511084]

>>27501998
Etoro gives you 100k credits for your virtual demo account where you can try yourself at trading without real money. Seeing how close these numbers match I'd bet it's his virtual demo account

[Anonymous No.27511122]

>>27502496
Irony that everyone here has turned to taking the piss while a large group of biztards unironically still believe $1000 is possible for LINK lmao.

[Anonymous No.27511145]

>>27510921
Ok black ID, here's your jpg

[Anonymous No.27511182]

>>27503191
Why does every post like this seem like it’s relating to teens with their parents money? Diamond hands bruh balls of steel 2 daaaa moooon.

[Anonymous No.27511321]

>>27502630
i did tat with gme though and it paid off, now i actually have money to invest

[Anonymous No.27511817]

>>27503651
At least there is that. I got to keep my Yale.edu from undergrad but my Duke.edu got cut off 2 months after graduation, also without telling me.

Top schools don't have nearly the network bonus you think they do. Plenty of people on my grad program had a hard time finding a job and ended up in pretty meh positions.

I did too, just $50k a year starting, but I was able to tripple that on a pensionable salary getting promoted three times to department head in 30 months.

[Anonymous No.27511881]

>>27508422
BAC and KO seem the safest long

[Anonymous No.27512100]

>>27501998
Probably should have invested in your education. I am sure going through life as a retard will be expensive

[Anonymous No.27512246]

>>27504165
>>27508422
Fucking this
investing after the Musk Tweet was a mistake

[Anonymous No.27512356]

>>27504404
What >>27506848 Said

[Anonymous No.27512542]

>>27503191
The fucking state of redditors. Christ..

[Anonymous No.27512630]

>>27502910
This is what happens when your parents give you money. Easy come easy go.

[Anonymous No.27512689]

>>27501998

This is why most people have finanical planners who invest for them. God this generation is full of fucking morons.

[Anonymous No.27512705]

Wheres DFV? I thought he had our backs

[Anonymous No.27512712]

>>27501998
imagine not selling the second it hit 400
fucking retards
both on reddit and here

[Anonymous No.27512933]

>>27503303
>I wish I could’ve gone in at the ground floor
>dip appears
>hahaha you lost money
Did they really expect billions of dollars to just disappear easily form jews pockets?
Note the use of holding the bag talking point literally everywhere.

[Anonymous No.27512975]

>>27511122
That's actually going to happen though.

[Anonymous No.27513151]

>>27510247
The squeeze has not squoze, despite all the disinformation.

[Anonymous No.27513209]

>>27502387
Retard you learn from your mistakes but this mistake costed him 25 grand

[Anonymous No.27513271]

>>27509136
Yes. Poorfags are probably the most redpilled of all.

[Anonymous No.27513299]

>>27502387
>fundamentals
The stock is still overshorted.
Thats a fundamental right there.

[Anonymous No.27513562]

>>27502630
ive seen this exact same copy pasta three times. you cant have my fucking shares, melvin.

[Anonymous No.27513590]

>>27502387
Invest on nothing but memes in a rigged system.
If you try to apply fundamentals in this market they just shut if down and change the game.

[Anonymous No.27513728]

>>27508361
buy high sell low. that's one of the most fundamental things you do as an investor. I don't see what his problem is.

[Anonymous No.27514360]

>>27511122
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.27514698]

>>27502787
king retard i bow to you

[Anonymous No.27515175]

>>27501998
You people are fucking losers. Always crying about the jews and when there is actual traction to fight the jews on their arena, some are so fucking useless that you can't even get behind that.

[Anonymous No.27515397]

>>27515175
>fight the jews on their arena
Do you really think you can win from them in their own territory?

[Anonymous No.27515764]

This shit has been hilarious, even though I kinda feel bad for idiots throwing away their life savings because they get greedy and think they can tenbag it

[Anonymous No.27515799]

>>27502910
Imagine putting all of that in LINK instead..

[Anonymous No.27515852]

When do the loss porn start?

[Anonymous No.27516116]

>>27515852
Very soon, get your tendies ready

[Anonymous No.27516238]

>>27516116
They seem like they haven't given up tho...

[Anonymous No.27516334]

>>27515397
They always play with home field advantage

[Anonymous No.27516351]

>>27515175
There's fighting and there's Leeeeeroy Jenkins!! Which doesn't work in minecraft.

[Anonymous No.27516517]

>>27512975
kek /biz/tards love their shitcoins

[Anonymous No.27516598]

>>27503285
>One of them was some dumb normie faggot who lost £30
£30??? Absolute madness, he could've gotten a large pizza and a crate of beer for that.

[Anonymous No.27516639]

>>27515852
fresh

[Anonymous No.27516646]

>>27515799
Unironically the best investment atm imo

[Anonymous No.27516720]

>>27516639
They seem to be running on pure COPIUM now

[Anonymous No.27516784]

>>27501998
GME's squeeze was getting to 450-500$, the company was at 5$ and already dying;It's a dying company FFS. Retards bought at the top because of FOMO and greed. If you bought at 5-10$ and didn't sell for 350-400$, you're greedier than any hedgefund Jew out there. If you bought at 350 and thought you were going to the "moon", you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.27516841]

>>27501998
going to need extra strength copium

[Anonymous No.27516908]

>>27516720
he would still make a 1 mil profit overall if he just sold now but he's being eaten by the thought of the tens of millions he could have made. so instead he's going to end up losing money lol.

[Anonymous No.27516964]

>>27516639
by now that has got to be fake. There's no way that there are that many retarded millionaires posting their losses on reddit. So easy to fake.

[Anonymous No.27517033]

My friends are treating me like I'm retarded. I am but not because I'm now bearish on GME but because I didn't want to miss out or be wrong so I stayed holding like them despite my goal being get out Monday no matter what.


So much fucking hopium being consumed on reddit... Every fucking day theres a new thread giving a new reason why "we just gotta hold till tis day". First it was friday, Then it was monday then tuesday, now it's 13 days from now? Are you kidding me?

There goes $1500. I'll be fine but there would have been much better stuff to spend it on...

[Anonymous No.27517217]

>>27516517
Remember this post redditfag. I am going to be a millionaire from LINK and you will wage forever.

[Anonymous No.27517234]

>>27516238
The fear is already setting in. By friday it'll be below $50. By the 9th, likely 1 digit. Maybe it'll stabilise at $10-20.

[Anonymous No.27517420]

>>27503816
king of the retards seldom a bad play when starting out

[Anonymous No.27517625]

>>27512712
>Imagine not holding out for that 450.
Some people wait 6 months for a 12% gain

[Anonymous No.27517740]

>>27517217
Based and Link pilled

[Anonymous No.27517840]

>>27506675
>that can get people in trouble.
Wait really? I don't know shit about finance and I've seen "not financial advise" everywhere related. Is there some sort of actual law against posting financial advise online or something? Why?

[Anonymous No.27517856]

>>27512542
>GME is up
Hahahaha 4chan is epic, wsb and /biz/ have a lot of cross-posters. This pump is our baby!
>GME tanks
Hahahaha Reddit is retarded, wsb is coping. 4chan was too smart to fall for this pump and dump, we have nothing to do with it!

[Anonymous No.27517887]

>>27517033
>So much fucking hopium being consumed on reddit...
just sell while you still can, redditfags will inhale hopium for the next year until gamestop closes all its shops, covid was the last nail to their coffin

[Anonymous No.27518309]

>>27517840
People can sue you for it

[Anonymous No.27518528]

>>27517856
Go back.

[Anonymous No.27518532]

>>27517887
That's what they don't seem to realize. The stock can go to zero very easily. Then there little war against short sellers is all for nothing. There was a reason hedges were shorting.

[Anonymous No.27518983]

>>27506220
When you bet big you can win big, but then also lose big. Rinse. Repeat.

[Anonymous No.27519164]

>>27510427
We're in the milky way dumbass.

[Anonymous No.27520055]

>>27518532
Exactly, gamestop will slowly but surely wither away and HODLers will loose everything

[Anonymous No.27520212]

>>27518528
I've been coming to 4chan since 2007. You go back.

[Anonymous No.27520342]

>>27501998
>We need to cancel student debt because millennials can't pay them
>And it's totally not their fault because they can't act responsible with their money or anything like that

[Anonymous No.27520402]

>>27501998
>bought at average $31 and sold 2/3 of shares $275 for cash profit
>tfw could have sold to this retard for 330
Normies truly are retarded.

[Anonymous No.27520521]

>>27520212
I’ve been coming to 4chan since 2007 BC get on my level

[Anonymous No.27520576]

>>27520342
It was a desperate move by them to become rich. They forgot that they were up against magicians

[Anonymous No.27520648]

>>27501998
>shall
Of course someone who speaks like a faggot for internet points was bound to lose all their money.

[Anonymous No.27520675]

>>27520055
Can't they just restructure into a delivery e-commerce? How the fuck is that such an alien concept for their CEO?

[Anonymous No.27520747]

>>27520521
Remember when /b/ was good?

[Anonymous No.27521049]

>>27502273
>the funniest thing about this is that he thinks getting a degree matters in 2021 lmao

I dropped out of uni when I realized everyone was dumber than me, including the professors.

[Anonymous No.27521161]

>>27520747
/b/ was never good kek

[Anonymous No.27521259]

>>27511817
nah the networks are there but you have to actively work at them in uni in order to be make them ilkable later in life, which is by the way for 50% the time just means socialising, the other 50% is about joining the right clubs, circles, organizations and whatever they have there.

like at my uni i know all those who became top layers were part of some legal research club or some shit, and people who actually ended up going to work in Brussels (wet dream of wannabe eurocrats) actively volunteered in the foreign exchange organization, and so on.

and this is a good but not top german uni, i imagine possibilities are much wider for ivy league and other top eu/bong unis.

[Anonymous No.27521395]

>>27501998
KEEP IT.

Nothing has changed! They still have to buy back those shares. IF you sell now, you make a loss and let Melvin back in your house, in your wallet, in your fucking family and you let him put you and your family out into the street.

Stop being cunts. Did you buy and believe in it? If nothing has changed, and nothing has, then you HODL. TO the end you dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.27521540]

>>27521395
Take your fucking meds you schizophrenic piece of shit go back to WSB.

[Anonymous No.27521852]

>>27509136
I grew up poorfag and my family are all poorfags. They 100% believe the stock market is a rigged game and don't even bother

[Anonymous No.27521887]

>>27521049
What are you now?

[Anonymous No.27522046]

>>27517033
lrn2timestamp.
Not even going to read your shit.

[Anonymous No.27522303]

>>27501998
This shit reminds me of the fact that we're still relatively early in the crypto bull market of 2021. The fomo when BTC hits 100k+ is going to be insane.

[Anonymous No.27522383]

>>27521887
Pilot but the aviation industry is dead now and I'm out of a job thanks to the coofers.

[Anonymous No.27522458]

>>27517033
Reminds me of this girl from college who was obsessed with dirty messages and cybering but would always flake out on me. I think it was actually a guy, not sure though.

[Anonymous No.27522581]

>>27522303
what makes you think that's gonna happen?

[Anonymous No.27522606]

>>27522303
>when BTC hits 100k+
People on /biz/ are awfully sure it will happen, I mean everyone says it, would be a real shame if it dropped back to 20k. I would be pissed too.

[Anonymous No.27522680]

>>27520212
Go back to fucking Gaia

[Anonymous No.27522728]

>>27520675
How? Digital is the future, so now they have to compete with Steam, XBL, PSN, and Nintendo Eshop to sell game keys.
Going to sell hardware and merch? Now they are competing with Amazon. Good luck.
Used games is their entire business model and used games are going away. They are fucked.

[Anonymous No.27522730]

>>27522581
stock to flow

>>27522606
It could drop all the way back to 20k and it could still be bullish. That's the current 20 week SMA, which is the bullmarket support line

[Anonymous No.27522859]

>>27522680
>It was Taringa's pump all along.

[Anonymous No.27522999]

>>27501998
great, now we will get all kind of regulations preventing retail investors from investing

[Anonymous No.27523075]

>>27502387
explain chain link then

[Anonymous No.27523209]

>>27513299
the hedgies closed their shorts. the roughly 50% of the float that's shorted, those are new shorts. sorry dude, the squeeze was last week. :(

[Anonymous No.27523236]

>>27522728
I don't know about other people, but I'm a 30yo boomer and I still like having a physical box to put on a shelf, even if it's empty with just a code.

[Anonymous No.27523526]

>>27523236
But that still puts them in competition with Amazon, Target, and Best Buy. Those companies have much larger infrastructures that allow them to offer same day delivery to many more customers than GameStop can for the same price. Why order from Gamestop.com and get it in 2 days when for the same price Amazon will get it to me in a few hours?

[Anonymous No.27523560]

>>27523236
white man, come home to /vr/. Gaming in the era of dlc and everything online is not for us.

[Anonymous No.27523579]

i'm worth 2 billion dollars but i still get pissed over that $1000 loss on GME
fuck redditors, death to them

[Anonymous No.27523644]

>>27503770
>You don't understand, I'm literally spiderman woooaaahhh!

[Anonymous No.27523678]

>>27523579
Notch?

[Anonymous No.27523948]

>>27506909
he was portrayed positively in a movie. normies always conflate reality with movies.
i've had enough of them using harry fucking potter analogies to describe their geo-political views. they are subhuman cattle and in my opinion their mere existence is an affront to anything good and decent.

[Anonymous No.27523999]

>>27523236
Physical copies won't go away. There will always be a certain demand for it. Collector's Editions, special editions etc. People with shitty internet will prefer physical copies over having to re-download everytime on the limited space console hard drive.

That said, digital sales are overtaking physical sales. It's hard to say if Gamestop, a store that specializes in only selling games/consoles and second-hand games, will survive. They lose a lot of sales to e-shops providing digital copies and in addition people could buy a physical copy from any other store.

There are possibilities for them to survive but they would have to downscale severely and have a different business model.

[Anonymous No.27524213]

>>27502387
Maybe my connotation of the words are different from others, but I have a small pet peeve with the word INVEST when it comes to stocks.
People aren't really investing when public stocks are involved. As we see, Jews can manipulate the price at a whim.
A better word is TRADING (a polite word for gambling) and just trying to make judgements on price movement based on public information, and hoping to get lucky enough to avoid price manipulation.
To me, real investing is more along the lines when suits have pitch meetings with small companies and their engineer and they demonstrate a technology and get to know the founders. That's an investment in tech and people. Stuff like supporting a company in a seed round, being an angel investor, or even some crowdfunded stuff like StartEngine or WeFunder is more along the lines of actual investment.
Stocks are just bullshit jewish gambling.

[Anonymous No.27524306]

>>27523999
I could see them turning into more of a merch store but to be successful with that they would have to strike exclusive deals. That is the only path forward I see for them, just selling games and hardware means Amazon will choke them out easily.

[Anonymous No.27524312]

>>27502387
fundamentals for long-term
memes for short-term

[Anonymous No.27524409]

>>27520675
Gamestop was losing money selling video games and was trying to shift towards collectibles and clothing. They were even testing out new store concepts, like table-top meet ups and gaming halls, which cost a lot of money. It would have been interesting to see where that went, but Corona happened.

[Anonymous No.27524441]

>>27501998
okay for reals guys, make it go back up. I need those 10 dollars.

[Anonymous No.27524511]

>>27502252
It's going to the moon!

[Anonymous No.27524680]

>>27503191
OMG guize this is totally like that scene in Harry Potter where dumblevort kills Harry but then he's not dead and dobby brings him back to life and he defeats le ebil bad guy! Amirite?

[Anonymous No.27524730]

>>27510712
It's only 10% penalty to early withdrawal.
Maye he'll go negative.

[Anonymous No.27524788]

>>27523526
>competition is bad

You have to go back. Damn Reddit tourists.

[Anonymous No.27524929]

>>27501998
When you see an etoro portofolio with more than $2k it's a demo account

[Anonymous No.27524988]

>>27524788
They're too small to be able to compete effectively.
Bagholder identified

[Anonymous No.27525178]

>>27524929
Why is that?

[Anonymous No.27525388]

>>27506717
u have almost a zero percent chance unless u did AP and a ton volunteering good global citizen stuff in HS and most of the kids who get in went to special feeder high schools would be a total waste of time

[Anonymous No.27525459]

>>27524988
No, I'm a NOK bagholder. First 5G on the Moon? Count me in!

[Anonymous No.27525521]

>>27523579
I can kinda see what u mean
I wouldn't mind losing 1k every day to some charitable donation
but 1k to basically in the air would just be annoying af

[Anonymous No.27525527]

>>27525388
community college can be good for meeting ppl tho and a time filler/structure in your life

[Anonymous No.27525662]

>>27502387
kek at all the crypto zoomers and they scam pnds seething at fundamentals

[Anonymous No.27525692]

>>27503303
KEEK

[Anonymous No.27525774]

>>27501998
SELL
GME IS A PUMP AND DUMP
YOU ARE NOW AT THE DUMP
ALL THIS TALK ABOUT HOLDING THE BAG IS OTHER PEOPLE CONVINCING YOU TO HOLD WHILE THEY DUMP SO THEY CAN GET MORE MONEY

[Anonymous No.27526034]

>>27509136
poorfag here, can confirm.
I'm the youngest of 4 children and the first in my family to properly look into investing, the rest of my family all thought it was rigged until I told them about my humble gains over the past year.

[Anonymous No.27526117]

>>27503191
I can't even imagine what went on in the heads of some of those that hoped on the GME hype train and downloaded robinhood for the first time just to buy Blockbuster 2 shares and imagine that they're taking on wallstreet by losing money.

[Anonymous No.27526197]

>>27501998
>>27502910
this is cringe in so many levels it actually hurts to watch
makes me forget completely of how retarded I felt for losing some 30 bucks testing the schizo waters of XRP

[Anonymous No.27526236]

>>27525774
well said, but they have already formed a cult, its too late for them

[Anonymous No.27526275]

>>27501998
>guys I got scammed so I won't be able to pay the main scam I was involved with
lmao fucking normies man that's why they get the rope

[Anonymous No.27526389]

>>27508709
>The very poor don't participate in the stock market because they think it's rigged
They might think it's rigged, and they'd be right, but this feels like cope. They're not participating IMO mainly because they don't know how and can't afford stocks.
Ever go to 7-11, bodega, dollar store in the evening hours?
It's filled with poors buying lottery tickets and scratchers.
They're constantly going for the moonshots that are within their financial grasp even with the low odds.

[Anonymous No.27526477]

>>27525388
Just tell them you are black and none of that matters, every school will beat down your door with offers.

Not undergrad, but ask Piper Harron about getting into the Princeton math PhD with nothing more than a BA in fucking French, getting a Fields medalist advisor, then taking nearly a decade to complete well in her 30s (with a thesis cribbed from wikipedia full of all sorts of nonsense like Funky Sums).

[Anonymous No.27526651]

>>27510921
should've been shorting on monday, but yeah.

[Anonymous No.27526768]

>>27502387
People are learning to only spend what they can afford to loose. It's that simple noobs

[Anonymous No.27526849]

>>27526768
Deenz nutz.

[Anonymous No.27527187]

>>27502910
>>27501998
I screenshoted both of these and I'm happy to see them being saved and circulated :)

[Anonymous No.27527217]

>>27526477
lol what is the story behind this?

[Anonymous No.27527463]

>>27502387
why not both with Chainlink?

[Anonymous No.27527761]

>>27527217
Insane chip on shoulder woke SJW bitch handed a Ivy league PhD, then proceeds to say shit like this in "gratitude" for said largess:

"Not to alarm you, but I probably want you to quit your job, or at least take a demotion. Statistically speaking, you are probably taking up room that should go to someone else. If you are a white cis man (meaning you identify as male and you were assigned male at birth) you almost certainly should resign from your position of power. That’s right, please quit. Too difficult? Well, as a first step, at least get off your hiring committee, your curriculum committee, and make sure you’re replaced by a woman of color or trans person"

https://blogs.ams.org/inclusionexclusion/2017/05/11/get-out-the-way/

[Anonymous No.27527999]

I love how no one on Reddit or anywhere else that is posting the "BUY AND HOLD! FIGHT DA POWA" meme is painting an exit strategy.

I'm eagerly awaiting all the SCHADENFREUDE porn that's gonna come from this.

[Anonymous No.27528051]

>>27502387

Nothing wrong with meme stocks if you get in on it early and jump ship before things go south. GME was at like $15 a share last summer. The time to get in was then, and the time to get out was when it was at $500 last week. Just don't be the one holding the bag. That diamond hands shit is to convince idiots to do that for you.

[Anonymous No.27528320]

>>27527761
rip academia I guess. Reminds me of that south african debate where they thought that magic existed and that gravity was just invented.

[Anonymous No.27528378]

>>27520576
Heh heh heh. Funny.

[Anonymous No.27528453]

>>27521049
Same. And i’m one of the few of my uni peers that is gainfully employed now. Even if I wasnt i’ve made some comfy LINK gains.

[Anonymous No.27528693]

>>27504404
Nope. Just retards buying the dip. GME has highest Buy:Sell ratio in the market.

[Anonymous No.27528721]

>>27503191
these are ppl who voted for biden

[Anonymous No.27529083]

Ouch it hurts me to see that image.
I really hope he sold during at 285. If he wants to HODL for the remaining shorts, he could just rebuy during a dip after selling
Fuck wallstreetbets for encouraging this type of risk though

[Anonymous No.27529105]

>>27502273
Depends on the degree

[Anonymous No.27529173]

>>27525178
1.Only 3rd worlders use it
2.Nobody trusts it

[Anonymous No.27529579]

the fact that most of the platforms were still blocking gme today is enough to convince me this isn't just some reddit delusion. why the fuck would these people care if everyone chooses to invest in a crashing stock? post a warning, make them aware the platform isn't responsible for losses etc. and let them gamble. but they chose to block it,

what are they afraid of?

[Anonymous No.27529963]

>>27527761
what was her phd in?

[Anonymous No.27529983]

>>27528721

I don't know why, when i read your comment, i burst into laughter

[Anonymous No.27530214]

>>27503133
I went to a mid tier uni but I made my career off the connections I made while I was there

[Anonymous No.27530291]

>>27525459
im from sweden where every single person that held nokia sold when r*ddit pumped it, its way over what it should be worth your just fuckin delusional

[Anonymous No.27530503]

>>27501998
We need a system where people are forced to answer a questionnaire and if deemed to foolish you'll have your money taken away and given back to you in increments.

[Anonymous No.27530600]

>>27502496
It would have if trading hadn't been shut down
It opened on thursday and shot to 490

[Anonymous No.27532267]

>>27529963
Math. Which goes to show the meme about stem not being pozzed is just that.

[Anonymous No.27532726]

>>27522383
im unironically thinking of dropping out of Computer science. Its the first semester and i already feel like im getting scammed. Went in to get a masters degree

[Anonymous No.27532989]

>>27527761

>that level of cancer

kek i can't wait for this communism to start killing people en masse, so we can then intern eradicate theses people from the face of the planet, in minecraft.

[Anonymous No.27533328]

>>27521259
bro german unis even the best ones have ZERO clout internationally, Ivy League is a whole nudda world altogether

[Anonymous No.27534262]

>>27501998
how to turn $25k into $7500

[Anonymous No.27534284]

>>27532726
I dropped out after a year, shit didn't feel worth it at all.

[Anonymous No.27534851]

Retard here. What caused GME and other meme stocks drop harder than my erection all of sudden after being at an average of $300 for weeks? What killed the hype in a single day?

[Anonymous No.27534961]

>>27534851
Robin hood and others banning buying.

[Anonymous No.27535459]

>>27521049
I agree, but the stupid paper still matters to companies, so even if you know more than someone with a degree you are worthless on the jobmarket.

[Anonymous No.27535515]

>>27504404
>the low middle finger pattern
game was rigged from the start :(

[Anonymous No.27535581]

>>27501998
He’s either really retarded or a fucking genius. Right?

[Anonymous No.27535668]

I'm about to finish my 2nd year in college for finance, is it worth continuing?

[Anonymous No.27536124]

>>27535668
save your tuition. and just buy mor egamestop

[Anonymous No.27536501]

>>27536124
I had gamestop at $9 but sold at ~$15
It would've been worth over 150k at the peak
Should I just load up my shotgun?

[Anonymous No.27536682]

>>27535668
I hope you're into it for the right reasons because everyone hates your guts especially now. I was about to do Masters of Finance but I realized how much people hate Hedge Fund Jews and decided to go into tech.

[Anonymous No.27536816]

>>27535459
my parents convinced me getting a degree would matter because it mattered in their time. they were wrong. i worked my way up from call centre worker to supervisor, to manager and beyond, and my degree sits in a box somewhere, a small monument to wasted time and money. unless you're trying to get a specific role in a specific field, experience matters just as much, if not more, to employers than a piece of paper does.

[Anonymous No.27536914]

>>27504873
Yeah what the fuck dude. If a stock price goes up 100x in like the span of a week you should know not to go in. That seems like it doesn't need explanation

[Anonymous No.27537018]

>>27502387
memes are unironically better

[Anonymous No.27537053]

do they not know how to take screenshots?

[Anonymous No.27537075]

>>27536816
that might work in some countries, I guess you are from the usa? here in switzerland if they companies don't see a degree (for certain fields/positions) on your application it's over.

[Anonymous No.27537324]

>>27504404
>covering their shorts meme
I can't wait till the wick of death liquidates you kikes

[Anonymous No.27537442]

>>27520675
Every time I go into gamestop they dont have the game i want, so i go next door to walmart and they do. Their problems are not knowing what games will actually be hot, and underbuying all the others, plus selling plastic crap

[Anonymous No.27537627]

>>27537075
i'm irish, although technically in the uk (tiocfaidh ar la amirite?). my polish wife says the same thing though, for the first job she had here that needed only basic qualifications, she would have at least needed a degree for back home. now she's making more than her whole immediate family combined after two promotions.

[Anonymous No.27537665]

>>27506220
One thousand morons buy a shitty meme stock, 950 of those meme stocks die in agonizing brutality, 40 of them just do meh, 10 of the rocket to the moon.
The 10 survivors, still retarded, invest in new meme stocks. This pattern continues as a smaller and smaller number of retards have a higher and higher net worth.

[Anonymous No.27538467]

>>27537053
reminds me of smash character "reveals" on /v/

[Anonymous No.27539175]

>>27532726
if you don't have an interest in computer science then you have no business doing a comp sci degree

[Anonymous No.27539277]

>>27535668
do you want a job in finance
i don't know what people on here have told you, but you will not get one without the piece of paper. you might still not get one anyway though