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Girlfriend's birthday coming up. What should I buy her?

>> No.27518027

>>27517982
girls love dogs so dogecoin

>> No.27518108

>>27518027
I'm thinking more like a bracelet?

>> No.27518131

cook her dinner and descale her bathroom for her idiot

>> No.27518263

GME stock

>> No.27518327

>>27517982
Sephora gift card and dick

>> No.27518349

>>27518131
shut up cunt

>> No.27518426

Her very own Nokia 5G tower. Don't go for that cheap Chinese Huawei trash, though. Chicks only dig Nokia cell towers.

>> No.27518487

>>27518263
preferably buy something worth more than $10...

>> No.27518507

>>27518327
this nigga fucks a lot

>> No.27518516

>>27517982
How much do you like her?
1oz eagle
10oz eagle

>> No.27518545

Pimp her out and buy GME. Dont give her any. She doesn't deserve it.

>> No.27518547

>>27517982
Buy her a BBC, then dress up as a sissy gurl and drop your boipucci on it once he bottoms out your gf

>> No.27518629

>>27517982
buy another gf then dump them both

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>>27517982
silver or
>>27518547

>> No.27518833

>>27517982
Make her lick your ass. Women love being degraded, even if they don't say it.

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>>27517982

The $WORLD my fren.

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>>27517982
Unironically AMC stock. Then go watch avengers 5 arter covid vaccine’s hit the globe and litterally pic related

>> No.27518885

Alright thanks lads

>> No.27519067

>>27517982
Is she the one or just the one right now?
If she’s just today’s hot thing - some shiny bauble that looks more expensive than it is and enjoy the blowjob.
If she’s “The One” - put some thought into it and get her something that has emotional significance. Call back to the first date, something she mentioned wanting to do, a cherished childhood memory, etc... She’ll be far more taken with a gift that shows you’re really paying attention and are vested in the relationship than how much it cost

>> No.27519212

>>27517982
a ring, marry her and be happy

>> No.27519227

Do people buy wendys stock? I buy the baconator once a month

>> No.27519325

>>27517982
A date with Prince Yeshua.

>> No.27519367

>>27518108
charm bracelet
then you just get little charms every so often that relate to moments in the relationship or memories or whatever and she thinks you're super thoughtful.
but in reality you dont have to buy more jewelry until engagement and you always have a go to gift idea.

>> No.27519435

Buy her true Indian Chad bf like me who treats her proper

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>>27517982
Pic related

>> No.27519620

>>27519067
>>27519367
We have a strong relationship and we started dating/living together at the start of the pandemic, about a year ago.

Can't really think of anything to be honest lads, since we've basically been locked at home for all these months.

Is a pandora bracelet or something jewelry a bad idea? Dating/living together 1 year

>> No.27519662

>>27519212
based

>> No.27519705

>>27519067
Fag

>> No.27519812

>>27519067
Smells like onions behavior

>> No.27519877

>>27519325
Just watched his compilation while rubbing my gf and her talking about how hungry she is for a BBC pretty hot

>> No.27519889

Flunitrazepam

>> No.27520150

shibooba tokens frend

>> No.27520200

>>27517982
gme stocks, no joke

>> No.27520230

https://www.katespade.com/products/essential-medium-north-south-tote/767883043394.html?cgid=ks-handbags-view-all
Buy her one of these anon, you've made $5k off rubic today alone so you should easily be able to get your woman an cheap purse like this and she will love you giving great head.

>> No.27520251

NOK and Rubic

>> No.27520304

>>27517982
Nothing, cuck. If she has a problem, get a new one.

>> No.27520495

Reddit gold

>> No.27520661

>>27519620
how old are you?

>> No.27520714

BBC dildo

>> No.27520837

>>27517982
imagine engaging in consumerism
>oh look a day on a callander, i must spend money!

>> No.27521080

A nice Bao dinner

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27521094

>>27517982
Death.

>> No.27521194
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27521194

>>27517982
a singular ETH

>> No.27521924

a nice bouquet of flowers and some good box of chocolates.
cant go wrong with that.

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>>27517982
UMA

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27522063

>>27517982
GameStop

>> No.27522089

Buy my GME bags

>> No.27522106

>>27517982
efferium

>> No.27522142

>>27517982
Nothing. If she loves you she will stay with you even if you dont buy her anything.

If she throws a fit over not getting something, you drop her.

Yes, I'm a pajeet and have catcalled 1000s of white women. Trust me bro :')

>> No.27522171

>>27517982
get her rubic

>> No.27522260

>>27519620
Pandora is trash

>> No.27522364

>>27522171
unironically this

>> No.27522513

>>27522142
That's fucking dumb. Ignoring the woman who will mother your children's birthday is a massive mistake that will require you to get a new woman
only do this if you want to be single painfully

>> No.27522598

>>27517982
buy yourself shares in BECKY index and then when she buys shit least it's pumping your bags in a way