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>You are hanging out in a Shanghai bar with your fellow investors. A young Chinese woman hears you overtalking the success of your great investment with your cronies.
>"What that, Anon? You buy XiPoohcoin on first day come out?"
>You nod, take a sip of your drink.
>You notice a wetness on the floor. It's coming from her sideways coochie.
>"I want you fuck me now! I want marry! I must bring honor to my famiry!"
>You take her hand, walk out the door, and go to your apartment. You passionately fuck as her pussy's fluids fill up your apartment's carpet and seep into the floorboards below.
>You cum and fill her up. Then you fall back on the stacks of money you made off $XIPOOH. She cuddles up next to you.

Life is good.

>> No.27766322

>>27766149
Chinese women are crazy, but loyal. Just make sure you are the first thing she is loyal to.

>> No.27766428
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27766428

>>27766149
I like when my apartment doesn't smell like rotting fish

>> No.27766579

Take your racism out the door with you. Expecting any half decent person to tolerate that rubbish is insane.

>> No.27766791
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>>27766579
found him

>> No.27766794

>as you are cuddling with your Chinese gf you notice her phone ring
>you look to the screen to see a name
>Tyrone
>her eyes light up in ecstasy
>her mouth beginning to water, as you can only imagine what she is thinking
>she runs out of the room in mere seconds
>You feel your anger begin to rise, as well your cock
>you quickly boot up porn hub to watch bbc cuckold porn to cope
“If only she brought me too”

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>>27766794

>> No.27767241

>>27766579
I lived with 2 chinese women for a year this is 100% accurate

>> No.27767331

>>27766149
I will not fuck the chink

>> No.27767381

>>27766322
This ...and now I miss my crazy and loyal chinese ex gf

>> No.27767442

>>27767241
You lived with both of them at the same time? How do i get myself a Chinese harem?

>> No.27767721

>>27766579
Holy fuck, this site is dead.

>> No.27767798

>>27766794
It's just the same damn posts all day long when Americans are posting.

>> No.27767817

>>27767442
yes, just go live near any Canadian university

>> No.27767952

Everyone just shut up and buy $XIPOOH. Not a single one of you jagoffs has even addressed the point of my post.

>> No.27768174

>>27766149
Why the fuck would I be in China?

>> No.27768239

>>27767952
The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 XIPOOH to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my XiPoohcoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my XIPOOH)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my XiPoohcoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 XIPOOH to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 XIPOOH to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

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>>27766579
nice bait friend

>> No.27768667

Next Shiba? Micro cap with legit devs and ay fair launch so no whales! Don't miss this anon !

>> No.27768683

>>27768174
In this future white men have been made illegal in western countries (which have collapsed into an endless garbage fire)

>> No.27768787

Just aped my last eth into this one
I‘m not a fan of Asian women but I like me some huge X‘s

>> No.27769832

>>27767331
You WILL eat the bugs
You WILL wear the mask
You WILL wear the mask, and
You WILL fuck the chink

>> No.27769927

>>27767381
same

>> No.27770564

>>27769927
feelsbadman

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>>27766322
>Just make sure you are the first thing she is loyal to.
Ususally it's their family. See all the videos of divorced expats in China. #1 complaint is that they feel they are loyal to their family first, and they are just using you for money/visa/etc. Your Chinese wife's mood and act changes the instant you marry.

>> No.27770866

I don’t fuck the bitch cuz she’s a commie spy. Evil bitch who opens her legs for the destruction of all that is free. Truly a tick on the worlds back.

>> No.27770919

>>27766149
>double eyelids
>Chinese
sick

>> No.27771036

>>27766149
Sounds like you're 12.

>> No.27771169

>>27771036
I am, what does this mean?

>> No.27771910

>>27766149
>Chinese
>honor
Anon you are gonna wake up in a bathtub full of ice without your kidney or your bitcoin.