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>> No.27899959

poop

>> No.27899994

>>27899940
Crash when??

>> No.27899995
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BUY CRBP
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>> No.27900001

Cunny

>> No.27900002
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Theeen put yoour warm little
Hand in miiiiine.
There ain't no hill or mountaaain
We can't cliiimb...

>> No.27900006
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>> No.27900024
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No matter how rich I become, I'll never be able to be a hung femboy. Why is life so cruel?

In other news, how do I escape this almost-6-figures hell? I keep getting close to $100k and I blow up like $5k here and there on dumb options plays.

>> No.27900049
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My friend still thinks he's "owning the joozs" by buying GameStop

>> No.27900060
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>>27900001

>> No.27900070
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>>27899994
The crash will come when the Fed decides to stop pumping. Literally nothing else can cause it, and all the other indicators are junk.

And the Fed should act after the reopening the increased demand and lackluster supply will clash, create increase prices, which is by definition inflation.

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>>27900049
This isn't funny anymore. These people are sick!!

>> No.27900104
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I hope all of you have bought NAK today. And I hope all of you will be buying NAK on Monday. I'm NAKght making this up. There's no choice better than NAK, and here's why:
NAK has a lot of potential to grow. Real investors pick NAK. Even if it's a pajeet pump and dump, look at NAK's NAK curve. It's the perfect time to get in. Actually, the real perfect time was last week, and the next most perfect time to get in is now. Buy NAK before it moons. Options. Calls. Leaps. Bullish. Bull for NAK.
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>>27900049
GME really is starting to get less funny over time.

>> No.27900128

where is john I need my smg update

>> No.27900138
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>>27900049
Is he already down, or can you still save him?

>> No.27900141

>>27899995
WHEN IS THIS GONNA PUMP IM 3 DAYS IN RED BECAUSE OF FUCKING CRBP

>> No.27900139

shill me a dip to put my remaining 500 USD into

>> No.27900145

>>27899940
I am new to stonks. Played around with crypto only for many years. I want to take a part of the profits and enter the stock market. Am thinking about getting into the blackrock s&p 500 global tech giants etc... it also pays dividends. What else would you recommend?

>> No.27900149
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27900149

What do you mean "check em"?

>> No.27900172

>>27900145
crbp

>> No.27900175

>>27900070
Is there a clear year when the fed started doing that in history?

>> No.27900176

>>27900145
ETF not etc... sry for typo

>> No.27900200
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>>27900149
>mfw I realize that despite the 1-in-10 odds you don't actually get any monetary returns for the time spent mining doubles
I'm RUINED!!!

>> No.27900257
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>>27900200
Looks like your hard work paid dividends

>> No.27900264

>>27899995
I did and I've lost money. When is this shit going to moon fuckface

>> No.27900268

>>27900145
If you played crypto, you should feel right at home with SPACs, biomemes and other penny stocks.

Divvie play and SP500 ETFs are absolutely retarded. At least buy QQQ instead if not ARK*.

>>27900175
They've been pumping since 2008 or even 2000, but they cranked it up to 11 after March of 2021?

>> No.27900271
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>>27900145
NAK is the NAKker's choice.
>>27900141
Did you buy at the absolute peak or something? Today's the only day I've been in the red because of CRBP, and only because I was a retard and didn't wait for a dip to buy more shares like I normally would have. I'm only down 2.3$ though.

>> No.27900279
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>>27899995

>> No.27900287

>>27900141
I dropped 5k on it the first day I saw it shilled here about 2 weeks ago and I'm up 59%

>> No.27900289

>>27900077
Yeah. That's my opinion on it too, once you fall down that rabbithole it's hard to come back up too.

>>27900138
Oh he's down alright, he's been redpilled as hell and believes everything on /pol/

>> No.27900315

>>27900268
>SP500 ETFs are absolutely retarded
Why do you think so?

>> No.27900328
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>>27900279

>> No.27900351

>>27900289
the shell's spent
throw it away

>> No.27900376
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>>27900315
Way too little gains compared to sector or meme ETFs for much the same risk. Pic related, the difference between QQQ and SPY.

>>27900289
It's a cult like QAnon.

>The thing about GME is that hodlers are like a cult. The worst thing is that cults tend to become more fanatic, because the more moderate members leave.
>There's never been an apocalyptic cult that disappeared just because the apocalypse didn't happen when predicted; you lose a few followers, but the same gullibility that made most cult members members makes it easy for them to swallow excuses for why the apocalypse didn't happen. Broadly speaking it breaks down to two options: the timing of the prediction is a little off, or the Apocalypse actually *did* happen, people aren't attuned enough to the esoteric truth to see. We're seeing *both* flavors of rationalization in GME believers: the squeeze is yet to come, two weeks from now and the squeeze happened and hedgies are already in trouble.

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>>27900289
That sounds like it'd take a lot of belief. Sorry about your friend.

>> No.27900382

is it too late to get in AQB if i cant get in under $10? likely going to put in 30% of my portfolio in it

>> No.27900384
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>>27900289
Has he told you about how Trump is actually running the show from behind the scene as a shadow president?

>> No.27900398

>>27897621
>The fact that they stated they covered the shorts (saying this would be fraud if not true and they won't risk that)
They could mean many things by that without having lied. For example they probably took out new shorts at the top, I'm sure they've covered them. And they may even have lied, as the fines for this are small compared to what's at stake.
> and that the price collapsed.
It had a big "return to normal" dead cat bounce. The whole thing followed the meme chart of the FOMO cycle pretty perfectly, because it was a FOMO bubble, not a short squeeze. When the short squeeze happens, there won't be anything but a steep cliff with no bounces after it peaks.

>> No.27900439

>>27900049
>pretending you have friends

>> No.27900459
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NAK

>> No.27900481
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I’m compounding wealth

>> No.27900495
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Good morning /smg/
PT for CRSR EOY?
Thinking of buying a boatload of CRSR LEAPs Monday.

>> No.27900497

>>27900382
>investing in literal fish stock.
It will be down because of the offering and bounce back. Sell immediately after the bounce back unless you truly believe the meme factor.

>> No.27900508
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Strong sell signal UUUU

>> No.27900540

CRBP IS STRESSING ME OUT
WHERE IS THAT SHILL AT, I'D LIKE A FEW WORDS WITH YOU

>> No.27900547
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>>27900145
TQQQ and URTY are my main ETF’s and print me the most money. But I also have some money in MOON and ARKK due to the heavy shilling here. Although the chad play us all in on UUUU for the glowing green rocks.

>> No.27900583

>>27900459
Has there been an actual positive development or is it still just running on the possibility of appeal?

>> No.27900594

>>27900384
No, he hasn't brought the topic up after Biden got inaugurated. You know, he pulled the whole "two more weeks" thing and eventually said democracy is dead if Biden wins. That's that

>> No.27900601

>>27900376
>Way too little gains compared to sector or meme ETFs
But I was talking about a sector ETF, Anon. SP500 Information Tech.

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>>27900508
Never selling my UUUU. It could go up 1000% and I’d still never sell. I love it too much.

>> No.27900636

>>27900604
It's a big stock.

>> No.27900646

>>27900601
I misread you. You'll gonna do alright then. Divvies are still retarded in the clown market tho.

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>>27900604
But anon we have to sell eventually so we can exchange our stocks for money which we can use to buy goods and services!

>> No.27900680

>>27900604
>>27900636
>4U
>eternal $4
like NOK, actually.

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>>27900594
Fuck anon, I'm sorry.

>> No.27900691

>>27900049
tell him he is based

>> No.27900722
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>>27900661
Wait you can get money from this stuff?

>> No.27900729
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>>27900636
For (UUUU)

>>27900661
Never ever. I am passing on my shares onto my grandchildren after I die as inheritance, and they will do the same.

>> No.27900734

Alright SRAC boys what you think about the ruskie ceo stepping down?? It had to happen but apparently hes the brains behind the company and they replaced him with a Boeing head