KEK

[Anonymous No.27980814]

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.00000001 KEK to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my KEK wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance on the Uniswap exchange.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my KEK-plated 2030 Lamborghini URUS (custom made for me after the dealer saw my KEK) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my KEK wallet. I came, and transferred 0.00000001 KEK to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred 0.00000001 KEK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside

[Anonymous No.27981723]

App launching today and currently nearing new ATH
It doesn't get comfier than this

[Anonymous No.27982063]

>>27980814
I’m as comfy as possible, 500k KEK reporting in

[Anonymous No.27982502]

>>27982063
500k. That's a fat stack there fren

[Pawngang No.27982607]

This coin no need to shill.
Obviously is going up to 1$. Less is FUD

[Anonymous No.27982982]

Kek literally blessed someone in the telegram with this KEK license plate while he was listening to the fucking dev's livestream. Things are going to be good

[Anonymous No.27983010]

having sex with weomen is unbased and NOT kekpilled

[Anonymous No.27983075]

>>27983010
Is that why I see that mobile and in the bottom?
Based anon is trying to save us from women?

[Anonymous No.27983159]

>>27980814
Wow, this is some meme text you have. What the fuck is this project? shill me desu

[Anonymous No.27983418]

>>27983159
Better dextools with deep analytics of crypto and meme lines.
Token is needed for accessing advanced features.

[Anonymous No.27983468]

[Anonymous No.27983575]

>>27980814
thats actually good car wrap

[Anonymous No.27983820]

easy 5x from here with the use case

[Anonymous No.27983974]

>>27980814
Waiting for app launch today before buying in. Need to test it out first but from everything I've seen it looks to be way cleaner than dextools.

[Anonymous No.27984084]

>>27982982
I can't believe you actually posted this

[Anonymous No.27984429]

>>27983418
very interesting. I need to resarch more. What's a moon bag?

[Anonymous No.27984865]

>>27984429
Here you go fren:
Emperor of Kektopia, the one to rug them all 5M
Monarch of Kektopia, Denier of Underbelly 1M
Kek-King 500k
Duke of Kekistan, Destroyer of Vegena 300k Kek
Archishop of Kektopia 200k Kek
Bishop of Kektopia 100k Kek
Kek-knave 10k Kek
Kekkling <5k Kek

[Anonymous No.27985146]

it's happening, new ath

[Anonymous No.27985254]

>>27985146
holy shit, fuck! I should have bought!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.27985265]

Just hit ATH

>>27984429
30k