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28302192 No.28302192 [Reply] [Original]

This faggot is doing generational damages to crypto

>> No.28302359

>>28302192
It's over guys. The normies found crypto.

>> No.28302425

>>28302192
thanks just bought 100k

>> No.28302438

>>28302192
Who is lil x? Please tell me he doesn't mean lil nas x

>> No.28302532

>>28302438
It's his kid, I thought the same as you though

>> No.28302591

>>28302192
No he's keeping them out of real coins. I know a guy who's investing in doge and I asked why he doesn't invest in something else he said the other coins are scams and doge is going up to 10 cents then a dollar. He also invests in weed stocks because weed bro. Crypto is fine as long as you don't fuck around with doge.

>> No.28302656

Crypto is gay now lmao

>> No.28302681

if we all get together and long squeeze bitcoin for a year can we burn this cunts company and bank account to the ground

>> No.28302791

>>28302192
Can they prove manipulation from anything he's said? On paper it just looks like he's showing support for a coin he likes.

>> No.28302798

>>28302192
Dogecoin pumps after i bought at 0.05 and sold at 0.045
Fuck this faggot.

>> No.28302824

can't wait till we elect a real leader (think trump but not fake and gay) who will nationalize all of elon's shit and deport him to south africa

>> No.28302841

>>28302192
>4:08pm
top kek

>> No.28302842
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That's it I'm shorting TSLA.

>> No.28302855

>>28302192
i hope this fucker dies the worst death. something like a full body cancer

>> No.28302892

>>28302192
Mark Cuban said the same thing, Id love to see him charged.

>> No.28302915

>>28302656
It is =/

>> No.28302921

>>28302192
crypto has always been nothing but pump and dumps you stupid nigger, if you're that bothered then stop being a degenerate gambling jew with margin trading

>> No.28302938

i'm starting to think Elon is based, he's really the only one that makes /biz/ seethe a good amount.

>> No.28302992

>>28302798
Shouldn't have bought that in the first place, faggot

>> No.28303020
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>>28302824
>can't wait till we elect a real leader
You dont *elect* real leaders in 2015+6. Real leaders are not interested in democracy at all.

>> No.28303021

>>28302438
His kid's name is X-Æ-E-12
No cap

>> No.28303024

>>28302938
i think he's a redditor faggot but the way he makes margin gamblers seethe is pretty funny

>> No.28303054

>>28302938
this unironically

>> No.28303086

>NO NO NOT MY HECKIN CRYPTORINNOS STOP IT!!!
get fucked faggot hope you lose all your assets

>> No.28303129

>>28302938
kek

>> No.28303132

>>28302791
When you have 46M followers all over the world there is a thin line between manipulation and "he-he, I like posting memes"

>> No.28303152

>>28302992
Fuck you, biz told me to buy and the shit seemed so low to begin with i thought it would go up

>> No.28303157

>>28302192
This fucking faggot fucked up my epic short position. I was almost at 100% ROI

>> No.28303159

>>28303132
There is no law against stochastic provocation.

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>>28302938
Fuck that satanic nigger and fuck you too.
He's just prepping the normies to receive their dogecoins on their neuralink.

>> No.28303227

How is this not an illegal pump and dump? He buys then tweets it and price goes up... Then he can sell right after for a guaranteed profit. Explain to me why this is legal? This guy can literally make free money from just tweeting.

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>>28303132
Who cares? You a kike or something? What's with all the kvetching?

>> No.28303301

>>28303227
Theres something called the first amendment.

>> No.28303330

>>28302656
I'm unloading all my bags. Only going to keep 5% of my holdings until normies are gone. A big crash will scare off the normies sooner than most people think

>> No.28303394

>>28303227
He is the richest man in the world. He isn't making profit off doge. He bought 1.5b worth of bitcoin in January.

>> No.28303474

>>28303227
>>28303157
>>28303200
>>28302681
>>28302798
>>28302824
>>28302855


Crytpos are not securities and Elon can fuck you as hard as he wants and you have to take it.
He's never given advice or told anyone to do anything.
Elon is a jew destroyer, and it's painfully obvious how many jews are on /biz/
However, you should continue seething. The man doesn't know you exist nor will he ever.

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>>28303394
Lol people are dumb around here these days, Dogecoin is an investment marker. When it starts going nuts, its a sign to whales to get into alts. Hes tripping that sign early to make crypto rally as a whole. This isnt even about Doge.

>> No.28303517

>>28303394
Which went up more than 10% with a single tweet... He made 150 million off that tweet. It's illegal. SEC needs to stop this unfair shit.

>> No.28303534

>>28303301
>>28303159
Just imagine Trump did something like that.
Elon is considered "cool" so everything is fine, I guess.

>> No.28303569

definitely seems like a shill, stupid nigga sCum

> do u think we are dump faggots here?
>I bought bot ocean tokens and wait for full system for dex trading release

smart boi knows what tools to use for best trading

>> No.28303594

>>28303498
yeah, but it isn't whales that pumped doge this time, it was normies and elon musk

>> No.28303601

>>28303517
lmao cry moar you ignorant bitchnigga
You'd make money if you weren't ignorant

>> No.28303639

>>28302192
It's his fault that every coin is crashing right now. He made all the paperhanded normies buy bitcoin then it dumped

>> No.28303646

>>28302192
God damn what a fucking faggot

>> No.28303663

>>28302192
yall are the same as those faggots on the crypto reddit crying about how some meme coin blew all the shitty fake coins yall were shilling out of the water

>> No.28303688

I don’t see how you guys fail to understand that when the world realizes that crypto is the future, and that we need to move away from fiat, which is what you all have been sperging out about for 3 years, that normies are going to talk about it. We NEED them to talk about it. We won’t have change without the normies support.

>> No.28303703

>>28303594
Exactly. That says to whales to get into alts. Theyre in BTC and Eth and shit right now. When normies buy Doge, whales buy Suncontract and Populous.

>> No.28303705

>>28303646
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO

>> No.28303745

>>28302791
There's no regulation in crypto

>> No.28303750

>>28303021
What does the "cap" mean in that turn of phrase?

>> No.28303752
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28303752

>>28303474
>jew destroyer
He's a fucking shabbos goy

>> No.28303754

>>28303021
>how to guarantee your son will never have a normal life and will get bullied 101

>> No.28303789

>>28303517
>he think life is supposed to be fair
el em ayy oh

>> No.28303795

>30 min old tweet
>sub 500k interactions
who is this literal who.

>> No.28303821

BOBO BURRY REKT
DOING A BIG SHORT IN HIS PANTS

>> No.28303850

>>28303752
>rich people can afford to travel
Is this why you're so angry? You wanna fwy on a airpwane wittle baby?

>> No.28303877

>>28303750
no joke

>> No.28303885

>>28302192
as long as they dont talk about DeFi we are safe frens

>> No.28303901

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT DOGE BROS

>> No.28303940

>>28303330
>he didnt sell the elon news.
NGMI

>> No.28303969

>>28303754
>>28303021
Maybe his son is secretly professor X from the X men.

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>>28303850
Sorry I didn't hear you because you had Elon Musk's dick in your mouth. Bet he's going to fuck your mother tonight again, which you totally like because Elon is soooo cool.
Little faggot. Keep sucking Elon's dick.

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>>28304048
so angy

>> No.28304214

>>28302192
Bullrun is over. B-list celebrities and soccer moms buying bitcoin, Elon trolling with doge. It's 2017 all over again, and this time governments will regulate crypto hard after the crash.
I don't wanna hold for 10 years hoping internet monies is worth anything by then. Fuck this.

>> No.28304236

>>28303850
Rich people don't just go to Israel for "fun." He's a no good dirty goy with ties to the apartheid and Epstein

>> No.28304252

Cringe faggot

>> No.28304260

>>28302192
more like it will create generations of bagholders

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>>28304236
You wouldn't know how rich people think, would you?

>> No.28304427

>>28303517
>SEC
keep them and any other regulatory bodies out of this

>> No.28304490

>>28304236
>rich corrupt egomaniac is corrupt
no shit, imagine telling a redditor this thinking he will be able to come to any conclusion with the answer staring him down in the face

>> No.28304504

>>28303688
Normies buy in at record prices and panic sell at the slightest dips. They don't buy and hold because they believe in the fundamentals which keeps value rising sustainably, they buy because they're hoping to make easy money. When they realize the market volatility, they panic sell, creating a snowballing effect.

>> No.28304515

>>28303021
>X-Æ-E-12
They had to change it into X-Æ-E-XII because california only allows roman numerals.

>> No.28304539

>>28303020
jebi si mater

>> No.28304656

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
IT'S DUMPING I HATE YOU ELON

>> No.28304672

>>28302192
Oh you think the law applies to rich people?


How new are you?

The. SEC is the biggest joke of all. Someone can do shit like that and make a billion dollars; the SEC will fine them a couple million. SEC fines are just the cost of doing business in the big leagues.

>> No.28304717

>>28303021
Why do you say "no cap" and then go on and capitalize his name?

>> No.28304724

theyre doing a lil sum

>> No.28304890

>>28302192
With, BTC, you can only trust the 5Y chart. Compare against previous ATHs.

>> No.28304926

>>28302192
fuck off nigger

>> No.28304980

>>28304260
>>28304427
Imagine what is going to happen when these bagholders are going to complain because they lost their live savings on a meme coin shilled on Twitter

>> No.28305095

>>28304717
based

>> No.28305244
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>>28304539
Jasenovac is a lie and what they did was mostly to Jews. Karadzic forgave them, Magnum Crimen is considered false by all modern historians which you have to see in the context of all modern historians deny the holocaust. Thats pretty much how set in stone it is, we know its bullshit.

>> No.28305270

>>28304980
i hope you're not right bro. imo it's straight stupid that any legislation would come from that. you can spend less than ten minutes researching DOGE and realize that you're buying something with exactly zero utility.

>> No.28305410

>>28304260

You just know there are retards that bought both GME at 300+ and then BTC at 40k+ Thinking they’d make up for their losses. Can you imagine being that person?

>> No.28305491

>>28305270
Lots of websites have an option to pay in Doge now if they are already accepting bitcoin and litecoin, and BCH, and Verge and 8 others that are common desu.

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>>28305244

>> No.28305571

>>28302192
>waaaaa why isn't he shilling my shitcoin

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>>28302192

LOL

>> No.28305656

>>28305586
Where do you even get the 200k to go in

>> No.28305663

>>28305491
i am aware of that, but that alone doesn't change the tech behind the coin. i guess i should say "limited utility." i saw some anons claiming that doge would be an ideal everyday currency but from my research it looks like algo or stx is better suited.

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>>28305270
As if Biden and Yellen weren't waiting for some shit like this.

>> No.28305875

>>28305535
Cope? Youre going to have to cope with the concept of Serbs and Croats both accepting their nationalistic groups were right and moving on. Karadzic forgave the Croats but not the muslims.

>> No.28305922

>>28303877
Thanks anon

>> No.28305965

>>28302192
Can this fucking retard just stop already with this hello there fellow kids shit? Holy fucking cringefest.
It's really obvious he was bullied as a kid.

>> No.28306254

>>28305665
i feel like USD would drop like a rock if crypto was regulated in the US though, surely they are considering that possibility?

>> No.28306408

>>28306254
Killing crypto in the US would allow China to quickly and easily become the world hegemon. Killing blockchain is literally the dumbest thing that could be done. So it’s gonna happen.

>> No.28306444

>>28303227
It’s only a crime if he actually sells

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>>28303021
In case anyone wonders why

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>>28304515
>X-Æ-E-XII
>KS-E-E-KSII
>SEXY
actually genius

>> No.28307099

>>28306408
god, usa is so cucked

>> No.28307268

>>28302892
>Mark Cuban said the same thing, Id love to see him charged.
Why does Cuban hate America?

>> No.28307355

if i wasn't such a fucking pussy and used my entire bag during doge swing trading instead of just 2k i would now have made like $10k or more
instead i made like $30 profit

>> No.28307889

>>28307099
We are in the empire in decline phase. Ever notice how few IPOs launch in the US nowadays? It’s because Big Tech keeps them all in incubators hoping for a unicorn. Then when they get a unicorn they buy it up. No new companies ever hit the open market. It’s a system that cannot sustain itself and the people in charge are desperate for it to continue. Eventually it will collapse under its own weight, as is the fate of all centralized systems. The more I read about blockchain and decentralization the more I realize that it’s the future and any nation that does not accept it and wish to build upon it is absolutely doomed.

>> No.28308107

Whichever one of you fucking ESL poojeets that typod that fucking retarded meme into existence, know that you will go to hell when you die.

>> No.28308928
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>>28302192
OP is a nigger.
Elon is forcing the hand of the SEC to regulate this scam you call crypto. He knows his dreams of a future need gold backed currencies. NWO Imminent.

>> No.28309087

>>28303752
>Elon visits the place where the Jews got btfo’d by the Romans.
>Shabos

Imagine losing control of the demiurge so hard you have to shill your enemies as semetic to slander them.
Jews are ngmi this century.

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>>28302359
>he didn't prepare for this moment by buying all the way from through 2019/2020

>> No.28310234

>>28303021
>no cap
Nigger hands wrote this post

>> No.28310281

My wife's best friend who is financially retarded and in debt just messaged her about making money trading crypto on Robinhood. Its over boys, normies are here.

>> No.28310535

>>28303752
>live free or die
fucking based actually
find me another top10 billionaire uttering similar words

>> No.28310637

>>28302192
Elon and Lil Nas confirmed Epstein island party-goers.

>> No.28310768

>>28302192
He's twitting about Doge so often that it just barely pumps now. It's over.

>> No.28310846

>>28303021
>No cap

>> No.28311010

>>28303021
Please go back to twitter

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>>28306408
Economy of the EU is almost equal to USA, so EU will just take it's place. Crypto is completely accepted in EU. There has been Bitcoin ATMs for years now. I just today took out 20 euros from my crypto Visa that instantly converts cryptos to euro.

There is crypto valley already formed into Switzerland and more crypto companies starting every week.

>> No.28311129

>>28308928
nah bro, he needs crypto to take off so the gold becomes cheap so he can use it in his spaceships and tech components

>> No.28311298

>>28306254
The entire market cap of crypto is a tiny fraction of the US market. Apple has a higher market cap than the entirety of the crypto market.

Crypto is a meme and people are gonna get absolutely destroyed as it turns south.

Did you honestly think everyone here being a multi-millionaire was going to be a thing that continued? No way. People are gonna lose big time, that’s how the world works.

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>>28303021
>no cap

>> No.28311481

>>28303754
He is the son of a multi-billionaire. He never had a shot at a normal life. He'll wipe his tears with his money.

>> No.28311533

>>28303474
He's a literal jew you fucking autist
How are you retards so utterly fucking retarded you think the n°1 richest man in the world is on your side vs kikes
fucking NPCs

>> No.28311614

>>28307268
Gee let's check his Early Life to find out why.

>> No.28311785

>>28303517
There is nothing illegal about posting a live feed of your trades. He could go all in in AMD then post saying he just purchased $20B AMD stock for his kid without issue.

>> No.28311896

>>28302938
He is based. He is a billionaire that trolls like an incel. Hes done nothing but pump my bags so I dont give a shit. He also said he has no respect for the SEC, which is painfully based.

>> No.28312186

>>28303021
>No cap
absolute state of niggers

>> No.28312422

>>28303534
Trump did and is only getting double impeached because he lost the Senate. Free speech rights are still quite strong against the government.

>> No.28312617

>>28305665
Look like you have an actual troll as treasurer, should be bullish for gold.

>> No.28312883

>>28310281
>Its over boys, normies are here
Tell that to the stock market in 2020. If anything normies will blow the lid off this thing.

>> No.28313034

I love Elon tweeting. Means a nice short entry is coming

>> No.28313942

>>28304672

>Hurr you aren't allowed to tell you bought an internet coin durrrrr

>> No.28314160

>here is your wealthiest person on the planet bro

>> No.28314245

>>28302192
hes so cringe

>> No.28314329

>>28311614
>He grew up in the Pittsburgh suburb of Mount Lebanon, in a Jewish working-class family.
Oy vey...I should've known.

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>>28311385

>> No.28314482
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>>28312422
>Free speech rights are still quite strong against the government.

>> No.28314734

>>28302192
How do we get him to shill Kleros?

>> No.28315021

>>28303752
"live free or die"

easy to say when your parents sucked rothchilds dick and owned all the emerald mines in south africa. give me a fucking break

>> No.28315074

>>28303754
>son of the richest man on the planet (publicly known)
>bullied

God you are retarded

>> No.28315583

>>28315021
Completely false

>> No.28315667

>>28312186
>>28311385
>>28310846
>>28310234
ignorant yuropoor here. blackpill me on what "no cap" means in nog slang

>> No.28315705

>>28310281
Your wife’s retarded friend might have just found her best chance out of debt.

>> No.28315754

>>28302192
he likes the stock

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>>28302192

sage

>> No.28315872

>>28303021
>no cap
Kill yourself

>> No.28315968

>>28303021
I swear to god i hope every stock you own plummets and you have to suck your dads dick for ramen you fucking faggot

>> No.28316090

>>28315583
are you retarded? or a jew ?

https://www.businessinsider.co.za/how-elon-musks-family-came-to-own-an-emerald-mine-2018-2

>> No.28316184

>>28315754
reddit faggot leave

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Elon is such a masterful troll, my hats off to him.

>> No.28316242

>>28302192
fake tweet

>> No.28316318

>>28304048
Ur picrel is exactly how I imagined you

Faggot

>> No.28316485

>>28305663
Ur forgetting that marketing funny yellow dogs is eons more valuable than ur virgin cryptonomics

>> No.28316522

>Noooo big daddy gubmint please come save my "decentralised unregulateable unseizable asset" nuuuuuuuu

>> No.28317399

>>28302656
Im gonna be a huge fag then

>> No.28317447

>>28315667

In the ghetto trash language it means "no lie" or "no kidding".

>> No.28317514

Imagine the watercooler discussion about that new doge on uniswap.

>> No.28317966

DOGE is superior to BTC in every way and the masses are waking up to this fact, we will soon be on a tri-currency backed system at a ratio of 1000:10:1 Doge, Silver & Gold

Wake up /biz/

>> No.28318235

>>28310167
no I didn't

>> No.28318683

>>28303850
Jesus fuckin christ that was cringe anon, typing the pretend baby voice from 90s tv insults? What the fuck