/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.28344970]

Cat edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

>Live TV stream:
https://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for (you)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://stocklabs.com/news

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>>28342187

[Anonymous No.28345001]

>>28344970
XSPA

[Anonymous No.28345039]

>Best Chinese investments:
BILI, WIMI, BIDU, TCEHY, BABA, GDS, NIO, TIGR

>My favorite Chinese ETF’s:
CWEB, YINN

Divest from America. Invest in China. Taiwan is a province of the People’s republic of China, so TSM is a Chinese company. Remember to say “thank you daddy Xi!” to secure your gains.

[Anonymous No.28345095]

>>28344970
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS TO HOLD ON TO HMNY
400% +++ TODAY

[Anonymous No.28345137]

Thoughts on $BEST? Looks bullish

[Anonymous No.28345142]

CRBP STREET SHITTERS WW@

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.28345147]

THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.28345149]

Darkpool anon, where you at bro? Not going to lie those SNDL calls made my peepee go bigly.

[Anonymous No.28345157]

>FLOOF aka the new SNDL

[Anonymous No.28345168]

How much do I have to make on the stock market without paying taxes before the IRS gets on my ass? I am a NEET BTW so 0 actual income.

[Anonymous No.28345179]

Cashed out your meme stocks today and looking for a place to park your cash? SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while mitigating margin risks in a down.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 100x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

[Anonymous No.28345204]

>>28345039
>YINN
based.

[Anonymous No.28345215]

Street shitters ww@?

[Anonymous No.28345220]

Post your cats!

#ripkitty passed away in December

>invest in chewy

[Anonymous No.28345231]

>>28345095
Wow lets invest in BLIAQ and DRYS while we're at it.

[Anonymous No.28345233]

>>28345179
Buy pre or post split

[Anonymous No.28345245]

For short-term gains: XSPA and AZRX.

For long-term gains: image related

[Anonymous No.28345250]

TEVA anon I would like to hear more

[Anonymous No.28345251]

where my WOGI women at?
snagged 333,333 shares today

[Anonymous No.28345273]

$ITRM, up 26% today, PT of $4. Don't miss the rocket, anons.

[Anonymous No.28345277]

Friends
The probably P of a market crash C is greater two days from now than it is tomorrow. INVEST IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.28345281]

>>28345168
40k

[Anonymous No.28345291]

>>28343028
>>28343028
>>28343028

Can ANYBODY explain this? I want answers

[Anonymous No.28345305]

Holy fuck I've had the hiccups since the markets opened
wtf is going on

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.28345314]

>>28345179
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE SOXL TRANNY. HE HAS AIDS AND WILL GO BACK TO SUCKING DICK FOR BUS FARE IN THE NEXT CORRECTION.

[Anonymous No.28345317]

Okay, /smg/, I'm getting ready to transition from my cryptoshit gains and retire on boomerstonks, what's the easiest way to get a good, diversified exposure to high-dividend-yield companies that have a long track record of not going bankrupt in a Depression/recession?

[Anonymous No.28345318]

>>28344970
Wrong cat.

[Anonymous No.28345323]

>>28345003
>>28345049
>>28345052
>>28345124

Can some anon confirm if these posts are FUD or legit, I went all in on the TSLA dip

[Anonymous No.28345324]

This is who is investing in SNDL. This is who will hold the bags.

[Anonymous No.28345330]

>>28345233
I'm buying 2 pre just so I can feel important.

[Anonymous No.28345336]

Reposting

Can someone please just tell me how to buy $mine in the UK? Fucking IG doesn't seem to be working. Has anyone used Tradezero. Please help me fuck

[Anonymous No.28345337]

>Bobo est mort pour le moment

[Anonymous No.28345360]

>>28345314
Just buy it

[Anonymous No.28345364]

>>28345250
Me as well, shill me on the jew biotech.

[Anonymous No.28345365]

> smg is now nothing but spam bots, text walls, and redditors and qtards screaming at eachother
Why is it impossible to have anything nice. God fucking dammit.

[Anonymous No.28345385]

I cashed out 1/3rd of my portfolio today. Should I store it in $GLD if I want to hedge against a crash but have it easily accessible?

[Anonymous No.28345383]

>>28345149
Sup? Glad you made money fren, I played the OGI calls myself.

[Anonymous No.28345388]

Is VTI overvalued and should I sell next peak and hold till the crash?

[Anonymous No.28345400]

>>28345251
Did the pump already happen? I don't remember pennystock anon's guidance on that one. Didn't do shit today.

[Anonymous No.28345419]

I sold my CRBP at $2.63

[Anonymous No.28345439]

SNDL in free fall tomorrow.

Estimate it'll drop to around $1 premarket, maybe less. Now's the time to short it

[Anonymous No.28345452]

>>28345365
Blame gamestop

[Anonymous No.28345454]

you have 50k to invest right now what do you put it in

[Anonymous No.28345470]

>>28345220

[Anonymous No.28345469]

>>28345142
If street shitting is bullish for my portfolio I can take my next dump outside.

[Anonymous No.28345483]

First for CLF

http://www.twitch.tv/clfbro

[Anonymous No.28345488]

>>28345039
Soon China will take over and this will happen to all the crypto owners

[Anonymous No.28345493]

>>28345291
New offerings.

[Anonymous No.28345498]

>>28345039
>thank you daddy Xi!

[Anonymous No.28345503]

>>28345314
Honestly that's what I'm worried about ... And frankly if it takes a literal nosedive 3x on correction and splits I'd pick it up ultra cheap and alot of shares... Think that's the plan honestly

[Anonymous No.28345505]

>didn't buy weed last week because I thought it's already too late
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.28345507]

does coronavirus mean that the markets are now immune to bad news?
People thought corona was going to destroy everything and it hasn't, everything's fine
war with China? meh

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.28345509]

>>28345360
I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR JEWISH TRICKERY, SOXL TRANNY

[Anonymous No.28345528]

>>28345454
gevo
all gevo
if you didnt buy it at 1 dollar youre ngmi

[Anonymous No.28345533]

>>28345454
2/19 SPY $150 Puts

[Anonymous No.28345537]

>>28345385
maybe buy a utility or something? they never seem to move.

[Anonymous No.28345549]

why is it impossible to find anything about Bayhorse Silver, its shilled here from time to tim

[Anonymous No.28345553]

>>28345317
Acorns, highest risk portfolio, $VOO, IJH, IJR, IXUS. ~1.7% annual dividend with ~15-20% average return.

[Anonymous No.28345554]

UUUU?

[Anonymous No.28345556]

>>28345454
Options on SPY.

[Anonymous No.28345558]

>yes, you know I told anon to buy my company's shares. he's still buying above 30
>we're going off to bali with the profits while he holds my bags and the stock goes back to 10
>that retard doesn't suspect a thing

[Anonymous No.28345560]

>>28345383
stay based

[Anonymous No.28345577]

>>28344970
mfw getting blowjob

[Anonymous No.28345580]

>>28345483
Enjoy holding your boomer shit stock that moves 2% on a good day and you spam "GAINS LOL"

[Anonymous No.28345583]

>>28345507
>now

[Anonymous No.28345587]

>>28345400
as per his screenshot, and from talking with him two nights ago, it was "his personal favorite" but he didn't elaborate on why. someone else said it was more of a slower burn
that's enough for me tbqh

[Anonymous No.28345602]

>>28345233
Before, after, doesn't matter. Even during the dip today it recovered in an hour. The sooner the better. Buy it.

[Anonymous No.28345615]

>>28345454
I put $25,000 in a mixture of solid long plays, $5000 in small cap memes and I save $20,000 to buy the crash when it happens later this year.

[Anonymous No.28345620]

>>28345323
Dude literally just google "tsla china" it's all over the alt news right now. Micheal burry tweeted about it saying he thinks the crypto shenanigans was to cover it all up

[Anonymous No.28345624]

>>28345454
MA V PYPL SQ

[Anonymous No.28345632]

>>28345388
sell puts if you are this concerned

[Anonymous No.28345640]

>>28345365
ive been trying to discuss fundamental trading math with literally anyone on here all week but cant get no nibbles

[Anonymous No.28345643]

>>28345509
>xir fears with xim doesn't understand

[Anonymous No.28345646]

>>28345365
>now

[Anonymous No.28345667]

>>28345587
>>28345583
>>28345580
>>28345577
>>28345560

Anyone else shorting SNDL? Obvious sell signal AM today. PM will see a massive dump

[Anonymous No.28345675]

>>28345323
Hope you like sucking dick under an overpass for a hot n spicy you retard

[Anonymous No.28345678]

>>28345452
> annikin killing sand people music starts playing
I HATE THEM
I HAATE THEEEM

[Anonymous No.28345687]

>>28345419
I had 1.5c calls that expired last Friday. How do you think I feel.

[Anonymous No.28345699]

>>28345488
based

[Anonymous No.28345705]

my little UBER is doin sum
(and it's not good)

[Anonymous No.28345714]

What do I put my money in tomoz friends

[Anonymous No.28345717]

>>28345454
i put $50k into my long term hold stocks and then borrow $25k against that new $50k to yolo on options on meme stocks

[Anonymous No.28345722]

>>28345528
>BUY THIS 14 DOLLAR STOCK At 1 DOLLAR OR YOU'RE NGMI

Also can we stop saying NGMI? This shit is being way overused, it's all over the fucking internet, even reddit. Fucking trends. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.28345724]

>>28345640
Fundamentals don't matter anymore when all that matters is hype

[Anonymous No.28345743]

>>28345558
Why would the stock go to $10?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.28345750]

>>28345503
>And frankly if it takes a literal nosedive 3x on correction and splits I'd pick it up ultra cheap and alot of shares... Think that's the plan honestly
Then you either don’t have enough invested in the market right now, or you won’t have much cash sitting on the sidelines in the next nosedive.
I am not in that situation because I have optimized

[Anonymous No.28345767]

>>28345365
it will get calmer later in the day. Check out wsb, ever since they took credit for gme, they've been a daycare for bagholders

[Anonymous No.28345772]

>>28345365
Its always been like this. Just slightly worse after GME.

[Anonymous No.28345791]

>>28345687
SNDL I mean.

[Anonymous No.28345795]

>>28345385
I carry silver around for giggles. I was at the gas station today and the owner was complaining about not buying any physical silver. I pulled an ASE out and he traded it for a full tank of gas. That's like 80 bucks in my truck.

[Anonymous No.28345799]

>>28345528
eyyy a fellow $1 GEVO average chad

Here's to you

[Anonymous No.28345802]

AOC is gonna take away my debt im so fucking horny for her again now

[Anonymous No.28345801]

>>28345587
>it was "his personal favorite" but he didn't elaborate on why. someone else said it was more of a slower burn
>that's enough for me tbqh
not sure if based or retarded

[Anonymous No.28345808]

>>28345553
>~1.7% annual
Nigga please, VDADX does more than that. Was I not clear in asking about high dividend yields? Price appreciation isn't what I'm going for, I don't want to ever have to reduce my quantity of holdings if at all possible.

[Anonymous No.28345810]

>>28345667
What was the sell signal?

[Anonymous No.28345812]

>>28345580

Ok

[Anonymous No.28345813]

>>28345667
I thought about buying puts today but only sold my calls and bought CRBP calls.

[Anonymous No.28345820]

>>28345137
The more I look at this the more I like it. Looks undervalued as fuck right now

[Anonymous No.28345832]

I'd like to invest in a 50-mile wide aluminum umbrella that covers the entire city of Chicago and cooks it like a roast chicken. What are my plays?

[Anonymous No.28345831]

>>28345558
> handling most of the US covid analytics
> military contracts
> police contracts
> run by coke fueled jews
Literally 65 eoy

[Anonymous No.28345834]

>>28345667
tough to go against plebbit. they will pay any price (see gme). just sell on the first big red day.

[Anonymous No.28345839]

>>28345583
yes now
not before coronavirus happened, that would be silly
I mean can the market ever crash again or will there always be fuckloads of normies who will happily gamble their cash away into the system to keep it permanently propped up

[Anonymous No.28345849]

>>28345454
Sell SOXL puts at 85-90% chance.
Then do the same with calls if you're ever assigned.

[Anonymous No.28345857]

Anyone want to talk about options? I recently got approved for spreads, and I know a bit about them now. I've been looking mainly at Diagonal Leaps recently, and it seems like a pretty interesting concept, but I feel like I'm missing something. I get that it lowers your cost basis, but don't you still get fucked by Theta? That is, I'm not sure if one could reasonably cover the cost of the Buy Call by Writing Sells before it expires worthless or whatever.

[Anonymous No.28345879]

>>28345558
>>28345558
Don't say that, PLTR is my only hope.

[Anonymous No.28345892]

>>28345509
Its not to late.

[Anonymous No.28345895]

>>28345801
there was more to it but I kind of forgot, sue me

[Anonymous No.28345902]

>>28345168
If you just buy and hold you don't pay anything until you sell.

[Anonymous No.28345903]

>>28345667
Good fucking luck on shorting. It'll probably pump higher on "muh sqooze".
Either sell what you are holding tomorrow, or wait for the squeeze to play out, and then short.

[Anonymous No.28345911]

>>28345385
im a ford boomer myself. park it in ford or gmc and let those f150s and silverados sell.

[Anonymous No.28345928]

MAMA
booba
alexandria ocasio-cortez

[Anonymous No.28345937]

>>28345336
Bump

[Anonymous No.28345941]

>>28345667
Tomorrow near closing I'm gonna short. I'll check stocktwitz to see if it has reached peak hysteria

[Anonymous No.28345945]

>>28345488
>bugmen take over the world
Lol k

[Anonymous No.28345949]

>>28345722
>Can we stop saying NGMI?
t. didn't make it
you should've invested in GEVO last year i was spamming threads with it with 4 other anons

[Anonymous No.28345953]

>>28345801
what i got.

[Anonymous No.28345982]

>>28345812
You could have bought leaps in arkk and had similar gains. Stop spamming your faggy boomer steel

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.28345984]

>>28345892
Or will always be too late, SOXL tranny

[Anonymous No.28346000]

>>28345142
Hi. How are you.

[Anonymous No.28346002]

>>28345772
There were less text walls and the spam was at least badly written and funny
ALSO WHEN IS BRUH PISSING IN HIS MOUTH. I AM GOING TO THE DOCK TO HAGGLE FOR LIVE CRAB. I WANT TO BE KILLING ALIEN INSECT FISH THINGS WHILE WATCHING HIM SUFFER. TELL HIM TO WAIT FOR ME TO GET BACK

[Anonymous No.28346024]

>>28345722
ngmi

[Anonymous No.28346026]

>>28345839
>can the market ever crash again or will there always be fuckloads of normies who will happily gamble their cash away into the system to keep it permanently propped up
Did you just describe a pyramid scheme?
That should answer your question.

[Anonymous No.28346031]

>>28345722
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.28346037]

I can't SNDL

[Anonymous No.28346039]

>>28345903
leddit thinks everything is a squeeze now lol

[Anonymous No.28346048]

>>28345808
I think there are downsides to focusing solely on high-dividend yield but there are plenty of divvy ETFs out there that I would check out.

[Anonymous No.28346051]

thread quality at all all time low is short term bullish, long term bearish

[Anonymous No.28346053]

>>28345953
>posts a screenshot of another anon telling him what to do , with little to no DD

why does reddit like to do this?

[Anonymous No.28346059]

Has Reddit bought SNDL yet

[Anonymous No.28346117]

SOXL bros we’re gonna make it, right?

[Anonymous No.28346118]

>>28345558
The chart is bullish as fuck, smoke another one.

[Anonymous No.28346130]

>>28345949
kek, check out Warren Buffet over here who made gains on a memestock in a late-stage bull market
however did you do it anon?

[Anonymous No.28346145]

>>28346059
yes. it's already over.

[Anonymous No.28346150]

>>28345895
nah that was about it. i have saved some of his threads. hes been right so far though. i wouldnt baghold too long although he says that some of these are 90day holds or until summer.

[Anonymous No.28346155]

>>28345722
I wouldn't mind people saying NGMI if they were /fit/izens. This cultural misappropriation by these DYELs who actually made a post about a 2 pl8 deadlift a while back is frankly sickening.

[Anonymous No.28346177]

>>28346059
yes, why do you think it pumped so hard

[Anonymous No.28346178]

>>28345857
>I'm not sure if one could reasonably cover the cost of the buy call by writing sells before it expires worthless

Lol. Anon, until you have enough capital to theta gang, you are doing pic related. Just try and hop on trends and do FDs.

[Anonymous No.28346185]

>>28346059
Be careful, they definently are buying right now. I think we still got some time to pump but we're definently reaching an end.

[Anonymous No.28346188]

>>28345984
>tripfag hates SOXL
sad!

[Anonymous No.28346198]

>>28345857
Vertical spreads are for PUSSIES, profits are capped to the width between your strikes but the plus side is you lower your cost basis.

You'll get fucked by theta either way if you're buying OTM regardless of it's a spread or not.

[Anonymous No.28346218]

>>28346059
Please make Reddit buy CRBP.

[Anonymous No.28346222]

Is TSM literally ever going to go down again. I just want to buy. Please

[Anonymous No.28346246]

>>28345903
>squeeze

[Anonymous No.28346265]

>>28344970
Anyone else here looking at $SHIP? The ticker is "SHIP" and they ship things with ships.

[Anonymous No.28346280]

I DONT WANT ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS POSTING ABOUT GTE TOMORROW UNLESS YOU SHOW PROOF OF BUYING <$1

[Anonymous No.28346303]

>>28346117
Yes. You know who won't make it? Scoops. Becsuse he doesn't invest in the future. He invests in the past.

[Anonymous No.28346304]

>>28346039
thats because leddit has massive retard strength of a hedge fund with the leadership of a herd of cats. they could squeeze a new stock every day for the rest of time if they only got even fractionally organised.

[Anonymous No.28346312]

>>28346059
No. Today's absurb gains while the market tanked was just a fluke. Don't fall for the bear trap. It is going to Mars. $1000 EoM. Hodl. Hodl. Hodl

(Dump, it you moron)

[Anonymous No.28346314]

Yes boomers pay for my college pls

[Anonymous No.28346317]

>>28346155
stfu gymcel
no one cares about your 4 pl7 squats or whatever the fuck

[Anonymous No.28346320]

>>28346117
are ev semiconductors the future? Then yes

[Anonymous No.28346323]

>>28346150
after reading this I would never hold DGTW past even the week, which is why I sold today

[Anonymous No.28346338]

>>28346002
Probably gonna stay the same till the next big correction, whenever that will be.

[Anonymous No.28346345]

>>28346218
No, I want a steady, uninterrupted climb to $8-9.
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.28346347]

Reminder; Market is closed monday. Holiday.

[Anonymous No.28346353]

CRBP bros im gonna cum in my diaper.

[Anonymous No.28346363]

>>28346051
the /wsb/ fallout has decimated this place, just like trump did to /pol/ (not that /pol/ was particularly good before it was just 10x worse after)

[Anonymous No.28346373]

>>28345911
They're not making f150s anymore

[Anonymous No.28346374]

>>28345318
I still love that lil nigga

[Anonymous No.28346376]

I don't understand why you guys are so happy about meme market. Precious metals and economic collapse are some of the strongest mind viruses out there, just imagine all the blackpilled GME bag holders on reddit who now just want to see big red candles and will do anything to see the market crash.

[Anonymous No.28346381]

You fucking niggers told me to buy GSAT this morning

[Anonymous No.28346382]

>>28346026
With population growth and fertilizer it’s almost sustainable

[Anonymous No.28346390]

>>28345220
Based kitty kot

[Anonymous No.28346392]

>>28346059
They think it's part of the hedge fund conspiracy to distract from the GME ensquozzling

[Anonymous No.28346399]

>>28346317
cope twink
Weak in body, weak in mind.

[Anonymous No.28346406]

>>28346280
tfw bought in <$1 and got out after it got to $1

[Anonymous No.28346414]

fuck it im a poorfag but im getting in soxl tomorrow

[Anonymous No.28346423]

>>28346222
it was the only red thing in my portfolio earlier this week, now it's the only green thing in my portfolio (with AMD, which in retrospect seems pointless to own because they've just been tracking TSM lately)

[Anonymous No.28346438]

>>28346117
Have faith.

[Anonymous No.28346448]

why is bmy so fucking shit.i did all my DD and got nowhere

[Anonymous No.28346458]

Academy Sports and Outdoors is the next squeeze candidate. Anyone not living under a rock today saw what happened to TLRY, SNDL, with all call options going ITM.
guess what? ASO is trading at ~$27 as of EOD and there is only one available strike above $25, being $30. the short interest report that just came out tonight has ASO topping the list at 46%. while this isnt a short squeeze, a high enough gamma squeeze could turn it into one.
anyways, the reason im here to tell you about this is because we need the volume/open interest on the $30 strike to get this ball rolling.
and once we all buyed in is the time to commence shilling and squeeze this bitch. hell, its probably being shilled elsewhere as i write this because of the short report. if you missed the meme stocks, weed stocks, this is your chance to actually be the guy who gets in early.

[Anonymous No.28346480]

>>28344970
cat

[Anonymous No.28346481]

>>28345808
Plus you are getting gouged by mutual fund management fees, focus on ETFs at the very least.

[Anonymous No.28346494]

>>28346345
Fuck you gay faggot I want my April calls to capture that velocity to the price target of $9 and sell to some dweebaozoid hotsauce lord on Reddit buying into DUDEWEED CURE SO MUCH STUFF stocks at $9 on CRBP please dear god let this happen

[Anonymous No.28346520]

HMNY
+400% TODAY

get your ticket to the moon tomorrow

[Anonymous No.28346527]

>>28345454
sneed

[Anonymous No.28346535]

>>28346280
Of course I bought it <1$ you subhuman.

[Anonymous No.28346551]

>>28346381
I think the baby crash this morning stopped all fucking growth of any new memes.
It fucked everything I had that was about to get started and all my old meme stocks doubled

[Anonymous No.28346553]

>>28346399
think of all that time you've wasted picking up and settings things down
yikes, couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.28346558]

>>28346312
It will easily go to 5, possibly 10. Why would you dump at 3

[Anonymous No.28346563]

>>28346363
the good news is that once the influx of newfags dries up, the dumber ones will be pushed out by the simple math of losing money

the bad news is Jerome Powell doesn't want anyone to fail in this market

[Anonymous No.28346565]

>>28345483
No one cares fatty.

[Anonymous No.28346567]

OCGN and CRBP have nearly recovered my losses. I only listen to /smg/ now.

[Anonymous No.28346576]

>>28346222
TSM is a freight train. Their fabs are at capacity and they are expanding. Companies are dying to get in and they're expanding. It's a safe long investment IMO. I don't see it going down unless they have a fire or something.

[Anonymous No.28346578]

Bros what you getting tomoz I need to recover

[Anonymous No.28346586]

how do i make money with an account that cant daytrade without incurring violations

[Anonymous No.28346591]

>>28346373
literally not making the best selling US vehicle of all time anymore?
https://www.ford.com/trucks/f150/?gnav=header-trucks-vhp

[Anonymous No.28346602]

>>28345558
>Pltr cheapies
I don't get it, what's the problem? God I hope this happens, I need to acooooomulate

[Anonymous No.28346608]

>>28345857
the way I play options is I buy 6 month or 1 year call options on stocks that I think are either going to rocket up or crash down
that way you have similar downside as you would just buying the underlying but a lot more upside
i look for really cheap options on sleepy stocks with rocket potential when I buy
buying high premium options is how you get buttfucked
buying close to expiration options is how you get buttfucked
in this retard bull market buying put options is also how you get buttfucked but otherwise put options are a nice way to be short a stock with limited downside instead of infinite

i don't fuck around with spread at all that shit is way too autistic for me and i'm not trying to hedge with options just to gamble with limited downside and massive upside potential

[Anonymous No.28346628]

CRBP dream schizo here, you guys haven’t seen nothing yet.

[Anonymous No.28346631]

>>28346399
You roid so you're weak in both assuming your rom for sqaut is like 2 inches

[Anonymous No.28346638]

>>28346265
Mr. Petros may just be planning on acquiring this and any other ship stock for complete maritime monopoly if CTRM keeps this up.

[Anonymous No.28346643]

>>28346382
>It'll work if done correctly
Lemme tell you about a lil economic theory called communism...

[Anonymous No.28346645]

>>28346381
GTE was the play, I don't know why people added GSAT to the mix, maybe dyslexia

[Anonymous No.28346650]

>>28346399
post returns

[Anonymous No.28346651]

>>28345667
Too early, whales will let it hit 5 as the ledditors pile in.

[Anonymous No.28346664]

>>28345722
> Not owning Gevo @5.05 for 4,955 shares
ngmi

[Anonymous No.28346674]

>>28346628
Fuck off we all know the PT is $9 blow me schizo

[Anonymous No.28346679]

>>28346586
buy low, sell high, but not on the same day

[Anonymous No.28346682]

>>28345982

You're a fucking idiot and a blind clown. Look around

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/clf

[Anonymous No.28346717]

>>28346567
I think OCGN still has another play by the end of the week. Not as much as it would have but meh, it's part of clown market

[Anonymous No.28346725]

PLTR WILL NEVER BE 40 AGAIN

[Anonymous No.28346749]

>>28346628
What's your PT friend? I have some newly minted April calls

[Anonymous No.28346751]

>>28346520
>HMNY
>+400% TODAY
>get your ticket to the moon tomorrow
yea ok

[Anonymous No.28346752]

>>28346628
AMC isn't going to $17

[Anonymous No.28346757]

So is that crbp buster going to piss in his mouth or what??

[Anonymous No.28346762]

>>28346535
helle vittu

[Anonymous No.28346764]

>>28346591
>china's coming to take over your auto industry. Nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.28346774]

>>28346682
>You're a fucking idiot and a blind clown.
U gonnna cry u baby

[Anonymous No.28346794]

>friend made 40k this month from GME, AMC and SNDL
>I barely made 1k
Fuck, I'm such an embarrassment...

[Anonymous No.28346809]

>>28346725
STOP

[Anonymous No.28346824]

Has potential

[Anonymous No.28346874]

>>28346757
No I am camera shy for pissing but not for shitting. If CRBP finishes above 4.50 I will shit on my white neighbors driveway screaming Hindu Vedic chants at him and call him a milkbreah.

[Anonymous No.28346892]

>>28346643
Fair point but my plan involved having food

[Anonymous No.28346896]

>>28346178
What's Theta gang? All I've been doing up until now is selling covered calls.
>>28346198
How so? Its primarily a cost basis reduction strategy, isn't it?? Aren't you supposed to buy ITM with DLs?>>28346608
Nothing wrong with the simple path, I'm just exploring possibilities here.

[Anonymous No.28346907]

>>28346458
Ok, sold. I'll buy calls tomorrow if it doesn't clear 30 by open.

[Anonymous No.28346909]

>>28346553
Are you really going to give me the classic "I just don't have the time to make my biceps bigger than my wrist" cope? While spending some of that oh so precious time shitposting on the internet?
You're a classic reddit stereotype, man.
>>28346631
I don't see what reason I gave to make you assume either of those things.

[Anonymous No.28346918]

>>28346751

look it up nigger jim

[Anonymous No.28346925]

>>28332752
Half way through the video. I find it to be very helpful. Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.28346943]

>>28346682
Move on to something else. You're a fucking cultist at this point. 3x stocks passing you by everyday while you sit on your 2%

[Anonymous No.28346946]

Where are my 100% SOXL nigs at?

[Anonymous No.28346959]

>>28346682
>Relentless shilling in hopes of a Biden build back better program.
ngmi

[Anonymous No.28346965]

>>28346762
Mämmi paska

[Anonymous No.28346975]

>>28346376
>implying those faggots actually move the needle on anything but trash

[Anonymous No.28346976]

>>28344970
Cat

[Anonymous No.28346995]

>>28346458
I'm in

[Anonymous No.28346997]

>CRBP going up again in aftermarket
AAAAAAAAAA
THIS IS GOING TOO WELL WHY IS THIS WORKING OUT SO WELL
AAAAAAAAAA
WHO'S BUYING THESE MEMES

[Anonymous No.28347005]

>>28346874
You’re all talk fuckface. Drink some piss, you’ve been saying it for awhile now.

[Anonymous No.28347013]

>>28346874
stop attention whoring you mindless wit.everyone knows you arent going to do anything like that

[Anonymous No.28347014]

>up 132% on NAK of all things
What the fuck is going on? Didn't they just get subpoenaed?

[Anonymous No.28347029]

>>28344970
Don't mind me, just lurking tonight, watch when equity closes tonight 8pm est

[Anonymous No.28347033]

>>28345095
had capital tied up in lehman bros.

[Anonymous No.28347057]

>>28346907
if new strikes arent added and its under 30 at open, im getting jacked to the fucking tits in calls

[Anonymous No.28347079]

>>28346909
I'm chilling playing videogames and shitposting
no, I'm not lifting metal plates up and down grunting like some faggot gymcel

[Anonymous No.28347081]

>>28346943
It doesn't know any better. It's in it's DNA. Just report for spam and move on

[Anonymous No.28347106]

>This obvious of a sell signal on SNDL
DON'T GET DUMPED ON /SMG/
Literally GME all over again

[Anonymous No.28347127]

>>28346764
you arent wrong. the front page of porsche.com has chinks walking around a taycan. I for one like eating eggrolls though so dont hurt me.

"porsche normal" lel

[Anonymous No.28347128]

>>28346774
>>28346943
>>28346959

Retards. GSAT makes 30m revenue a quarter and SNDL less than that. Shit FCEL makes 4m revenue a quarter.

Keep buying bullshit so you can get rug pulled. CLF gonna generate 2.5b for Q4 lol

[Anonymous No.28347129]

KO earnings just came out. They beat expectations by 12%

[Anonymous No.28347142]

>>28346481
Definitely the plan.

>>28346048
k, thanks for responding, guess I'll DMOR some more.

[Anonymous No.28347144]

>>28347014
It's a pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.28347158]

>MOON on one of its reddest days has already covered back to green

[Anonymous No.28347165]

MP chads will you be buying the next dip?

[Anonymous No.28347183]

>>28345324
Looks like a fine holder to me
t.in at .6

[Anonymous No.28347185]

>>28347129
Oh cool so we can expect a 10% dip tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.28347189]

>>28346458
Alright, let's do it. I'm buying at open.

[Anonymous No.28347201]

>>28345667
9 million redditors are about to FOMO.

[Anonymous No.28347200]

>>28347079
>this entire post
I'm quickly seeing why you have to cope on the internet.

[Anonymous No.28347218]

what do you call THIS pattern
>the tent
>mount gamma
>a squeeze denied

[Anonymous No.28347224]

>>28346874
Bruh just take a picture of your hand drawn up as a little fist puppet giving your dick a blow job and I’ll consider your oath fulfilled
Otherwise I will curse you.

[Anonymous No.28347237]

>>28347158
Planning on parking my money there while I figure out options trading.
Inb4 rugpull

[Anonymous No.28347241]

>>28347185
Buy more if it happens.

[Anonymous No.28347243]

>>28347128

Fun Fact, FCEL mkt cap is higher than CLF

Lets compare revenues

FCEL revenue for Q4 = 4m
CLF revenue for Q4 = 2.2-2.5b+ depending how big a blowout is gonna be

Shows you how clown of a market this is

[Anonymous No.28347249]

I DO NOT TRUST THIS BULL MARKET

that is all

[Anonymous No.28347256]

>Ended up +$700 today after the market shitting itself

[Anonymous No.28347259]

Anyone else here that bought VSTO? What are your thoughts on them?

[Anonymous No.28347260]

>>28346458
im gonna get in on that,thanks anon

[Anonymous No.28347275]

>>28346918
yea its up 400% in a day. the moon mission already happened

[Anonymous No.28347272]

>>28347185
Would be my guess.

[Anonymous No.28347288]

>>28346363
The best normie repellent in these trying times is to ramp up usage of the term nigger. They hate that word.

[Anonymous No.28347305]

>>28345454
SOXL

[Anonymous No.28347310]

WHERE THE FUCK DID MY AH GAINS GO

[Anonymous No.28347316]

>>28347128
Get diluted on and dilate more faggot. I bet you hold rycey

[Anonymous No.28347338]

>>28347249
QUIT COMPLAINING AND CONTRIBUTE TO THE BUBBLE

[Anonymous No.28347350]

Is the weed boom ogre?

[Anonymous No.28347359]

Ahh just look at this beautiful thing doing it's work once again. Slow and steady wins the race.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.28347360]

>>28346188
>jewnigger tries to convert me into a tranny
Not today, Schlomo!

[Anonymous No.28347376]

>>28347218
there is no way people still own gme when they could buy acb, sndl, floof, fire, tlry, etc

[Anonymous No.28347401]

>>28347359
>4%
ngmi

[Anonymous No.28347407]

>>28347218
not sure but AMC is still shadowing GME. I wish I could have swung that bag though. fucking day trader rules.

[Anonymous No.28347440]

>>28346053
To be fair he posted links and follow up information on anyone who asked questions in that thread.

[Anonymous No.28347455]

>>28347350
the real question is what will they pump after sndl

[Anonymous No.28347458]

>>28347129
I need it to get to 51 so I break even at least.

[Anonymous No.28347467]

>>28347183
hey florida anon

[Anonymous No.28347468]

KTRA, no debt, biopharma, low float moon candidate getting shilled on reddit hard. Its this easy

[Anonymous No.28347470]

>>28347288
They also HATE lewd cunny. So definitely don't keep posting lewd cunny, it'll offend people.

[Anonymous No.28347479]

>>28347401
>after being up 23% in market hours

NGMI if youre not in GTE

[Anonymous No.28347493]

>>28347350
i think it is, but some think redditors will pump it tomorrow. I just hope I don't get fucked on my stop loss

[Anonymous No.28347513]

Buy OGI please thanks :)

[Anonymous No.28347526]

Can anybody tell me how to into shorting?

[Anonymous No.28347530]

>>28347316
>bet you hold rycey
'course on yer mums fanny

[Anonymous No.28347538]

>>28347376
GME will perform better in the next 2 years than any potstock, and you can screenshot this

[Anonymous No.28347545]

>>28347218

[Anonymous No.28347551]

>>28347376
the people who own gme don't actually know anything about investing at all and are just trying to cling to a hype train that they thought was unique
for a short time it may even have been
but they can't grapple with the fact they blew their money chasing greens and can't reconcile with pulling out and trying to get gains elsewhere

it's a very weird phenomena, cultish really

[Anonymous No.28347581]

>>28347360
We're here to help you, scoops. Now help yourself afford a second stripper gf by buying soxl

[Anonymous No.28347614]

>>28347526
if you think line will go down, you short
if you think line will go up, you long

[Anonymous No.28347618]

>>28345949
>Holding penny stocks for over a year

[Anonymous No.28347619]

>>28347493
You think it would be risky to buy if there's a dip tomorrow morning and sell once it hits 5?

[Anonymous No.28347628]

Redpill me on the OTC markets

[Anonymous No.28347641]

>>28346458
First thing in the morning, poorfag with not much to lose.

[Anonymous No.28347643]

>Cramer shilling govt spending on semiconductor

Gimme a few domestic stocks in that sector. No ETFs. No overseas.

[Anonymous No.28347646]

>>28347581
> SOXL
I don't like that company. Too overvalued.

[Anonymous No.28347679]

>>28347545
>3000 volume on the GME 800 call
I'm bullish on GME and looking for an entry, but this is retarded

[Anonymous No.28347678]

>>28347628
>buy in early
>dump the bags before youre left holding

[Anonymous No.28347701]

>>28346265
nice boat

[Anonymous No.28347730]

Also, who TF is mad about a 15% gain in a day? memes have spoiled us and we should appreciate GTE and GSAT

[Anonymous No.28347737]

>>28347678
exactly that

[Anonymous No.28347745]

STARLINK IPO WHEN???

[Anonymous No.28347746]

>>28347646
But it's not a company

[Anonymous No.28347761]

>>28347628
Buy HITIF and AITX. Do the needful sir

[Anonymous No.28347778]

>>28346265
too complicated for me

[Anonymous No.28347786]

>>28347538
you can hold your gme until you die. you arent getting your money back lmao.

[Anonymous No.28347789]

>>28346458
I might give it a go, I don't have much money to rotate in though

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.28347810]

>>28347581
>Now help yourself afford a second stripper gf by buying soxl
But I don’t WANT a second stripper gf when the one I already have is defective!
I wish to return this defective one and get a new one in possibly the yellow, Nintendo-speaking model if you have it

[Anonymous No.28347829]

>>28347746
Yeah it is I already ordered my SOXLstation and am looking forward to gaming on it soon

[Anonymous No.28347834]

>>28347614
What should I short?

[Anonymous No.28347845]

At a shit time in my life, NPA has saved me financially. Thank you NPA

[Anonymous No.28347849]

>>28347200
make sure you grunt real hard when you do those 5 pl4 lifts man, HURH we're all gonna make it bro!

[Anonymous No.28347855]

>>28347646
Their CEO is kind of a dick too. I mean look at this shit, who puts this up as their profile picture on the Company's about page? Not to mention he listed his name as "Not Available", completely unprofessional.

[Anonymous No.28347864]

>>28347545
What the fuck?!
Why do you believe this?

[Anonymous No.28347866]

>>28347643
>US semiconductor manufacturing
Holy shit you're hilarious

[Anonymous No.28347880]

>>28347316

I'll have 10m when CLF hits 50 and laugh at you clown

[Anonymous No.28347886]

>>28347786
ok retard

[Anonymous No.28347926]

>>28346458
>Get in on the ground floor!

>Stock at a 1 year high

[Anonymous No.28347927]

Too late for me to buy GTE?

[Anonymous No.28347931]

>>28347810
No lie I'm saving up to buy one from the Philippines. Then I'll put her to work making jam all day long to sell to old white peoole.

[Anonymous No.28347946]

>>28347810
ay my nigga scoops

[Anonymous No.28347986]

>>28347864
What does that screenshot allow you to infer about my beliefs? I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.28348022]

>>28345454
BABA, MO, BFARF

[Anonymous No.28348030]

>>28347810
>iPhone filename
Yikes. Anyways are you getting pictures from her or is that off of the internet?

[Anonymous No.28348033]

>>28346586
You can get away with making 3 day trades every 5 days. If I'm seeing enough gains I justify the strike. it falls off after 5 days so who gives a shit. just don't gamble with the 4th.

[Anonymous No.28348035]

>>28347855
>Not to mention he listed his name as "Not Available", completely unprofessional.
Thats kind of based though ngl.

[Anonymous No.28348056]

>>28347927
no

[Anonymous No.28348073]

>I'll have 10m when CLF hits 50 and laugh at you clown

[Anonymous No.28348096]

new >>28348025
new >>28348025
new >>28348025

[Anonymous No.28348099]

>>28347880
faggot, you couldn't even hold onto 1.2 million. You gambled it away on pajeet medical stocks. Your brother got you rich, not you. You are an ugly tranny stoner with bad breath and no tits.

[Anonymous No.28348123]

>>28347641
>>28347789
worry not, the 30c is still dirt fucking cheap, will probably spike immediately after open if this afterhours/premarket pump holds
>>28347926
it IPO'd on october 2nd 2020, what do you expect. they sell ammo and biden just got elected. this shit has long term potential regardless of squeeze memes

[Anonymous No.28348143]

>>28347886
how was holding from 480 to 50? what is it like to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.28348155]

>>28347678
Interesting, too bad that my bank don’t let me buy there.

[Anonymous No.28348168]

>>28347730
Gte gave us 23% gains today bro

[Anonymous No.28348179]

>>28345454
BOKU
NO
PICO
those 3 are good

[Anonymous No.28348195]

>>28345220
This is Mouse. 16 years old. My oldest friendo.

[Anonymous No.28348205]

>>28347849
>we're all gonna make it bro!
Not all of us, sadly. Some would rather spend the best years of their life spending the entirety of their day shitposting on 4chan and playing video games than put a modicum of effort towards anything, and in fact deride the very idea. I pity the poor parents who have to look after him.

[Anonymous No.28348217]

Someone shill me on a stock that’ll at least 3x in 1-2months I’ll throw my poorfag savings into it ( around 4K) thanks anons

[Anonymous No.28348313]

>>28347886
Based and mystocks pilled

[Anonymous No.28348321]

>>28347834
just buy SPXS

[Anonymous No.28348323]

>>28345554
>>>28345554
>>>>28345554
>>>>>28345554
UUUU

[Anonymous No.28348356]

Cannabro here. I'm mooning like crazy. I am getting scared I might make it. I'm smoking it down as ritual since my tiny tolerance break from Jan 27-29th.
>High Investors Gains Grow Higher

[Anonymous No.28348377]

>>28348217
Mjne
Uvxy

[Anonymous No.28348475]

>>28348143
I didn't, retard. Why is this hard for you to understand? If anything, I averaged out too aggressively.

[Anonymous No.28348496]

>>28348217
EYES

[Anonymous No.28348511]

>>28347834
sndl, pumps over, should drop by 150% tomorrow

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.28348546]

>>28347931
>to sell to old white peoole.
Kek. Wtf is this meme?

>>28347946
WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE.

[Anonymous No.28348564]

>>28346725
BOY HOWWWWWDDYYYYY

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.28348635]

>>28348030
>Anyways are you getting pictures from her or is that off of the internet?
That Asian is from a pic that I saved off some shit like /b/

[Anonymous No.28348661]

>>28348496
Why do you think what’s the catalyst

[Anonymous No.28348668]

>>28348195
is she able to suck dick?

[Anonymous No.28348698]

>>28347927
just right

[Anonymous No.28348740]

>>28348635
Hmmm then there might be more of them somewhere

[Anonymous No.28348745]

>>28348377
Should’ve said I’m on t212 shit broker doesn’t have these symbols thanks for the response

[Anonymous No.28348788]

>>28348195
my dog can suck dick.
dogs are better then cats

[Anonymous No.28348820]

>>28348475
>>28348143
>suddenly stop replying
lmao

[Anonymous No.28348898]

>>28345722
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.28348943]

>>28346650
returns