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Would this be an easy way to make money?

>> No.28639647

>>28639561
>only 90 minutes
I could do that in 30 easily

>> No.28639664

>>28639561
There is 0% chance I could do thst maybe without the soda

>> No.28639730

>>28639561
i wouldn't be able to do it, since i'm not american, but i'd try it anyway. even if it's just for the free food.

>> No.28639736

there's no lettuce/tomato/etc on the burgers so you just wolf those down quickly, finish the nugs, then work on the fries, but the soda is a bit of an issue, if it was 1 or 2 sodas maybe but that is so much liquid

>> No.28639742

>>28639561
lmao not even a challenge

>> No.28639746

>>28639664
just down the sodas first then piss it out throughout

>> No.28639783
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28639783

>>28639561

>> No.28639860

>>28639561
Eating challenges are boring because of how little skill they require to do. There should be challenges where sharp needles are randomly hidden in the meal to spice things up.

>> No.28639866

>>28639561
>somebody offers you 1mill to kys, do you do it?
i'm not a hooker you dumb faggot

>> No.28639899

>>28639561
If I were morbidly obese and couldn't care less about my health, yeah I could why not.

>> No.28639920

>>28639561
just buy RGT friend

>>28639642

>> No.28640021

I’m so fucking hungry bros

>> No.28640104

>>28639561
>prepare my insulin
>finishes meal
>where’s my insulin?
>insurance wouldn’t cover it this is America
>dies

>> No.28640112

>>28639783
based fellow /tv/ chad

>> No.28640137

That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>> No.28640144

>>28639561
I'm not even American and/ or fat and I could easily do that lol.

>> No.28640174

I'd finish that in under 22 minutes.

>> No.28640178

>>28639561
to be fair, that looks like a small amount of food for the average American.

>> No.28640217

>be american
>finish the meal
>get handed $3500 in cash
>nigger sees me get handed all that cash
>OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD HAND IT OVER CRACKA
>get shot
>shit my pants
>die

>> No.28640222

I could do that easy. I'd regret it for days after but I could do it

>> No.28640255

>>28639561
too easy
the soda might be a bit of a challenge

>> No.28640256

>>28639730
Based and yuro-poor pilled

>> No.28640339

>>28639561
Take it back, that top right burger is missing a patty. I ain't touching that shit until they fix it.

>> No.28640350

>>28639561
That looks fucking delicious.

>>28639664
would be hard for me too.

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>>28640222
>>28640255
Trips and dubs confirm.
If I went to bed on an empty stomach I could crush this easily.

>> No.28640405
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28640405

Why is McDonald’s never filling? I could eat 40 nuggets and a McDouble and be hungry an hour later

>> No.28640504

Look at all the proud fat fucks in thread

>> No.28640523

>>28640405
There's not enough fibers

>> No.28640563

>>28640217
>this is your brain on /pol/

>> No.28640651

fat faggots, if you could eat more than half of that in one sitting then you need to get some exercise

>> No.28640668

>>28640504
t. manlet

I'm not at all fat but could easily eat that on an empty stomach. Might be slightly uncofortable though.

>> No.28640731

>>28640563
This is your brain on America, this is what McDonalds is literally like retard. Over 30 people were killed at my local McDonalds this year, all nigger on nigger homicide.

>> No.28640750

>>28640405
Dude go to mcdonalds and order an orange soda then add metamucil to it.
It’s a lifesaver.

>> No.28640821

>>28640405
Because the coke you drink with it fucks with your blood sugar levels. Being hungry after you eat a big meal is an early sign of diabeetus

>> No.28640824

>>28639561
90 minutes?

my only question is...what am i gonna watch with my dinner

>> No.28640829

>>28639561
i honestly dont think i could
>>28640750 kek

>> No.28640849
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>>28639561
that's a fairly small amount of food

>> No.28640857

I wouldn't finish it, but I would enjoy one burger and a few nuggies

>> No.28640923

>>28639746
this, just sit there and let it go. It's how we do in America, we call it sissing (sitting + pissing).

>> No.28640952

>>28639736
Based USAnon

>> No.28641012

>>28640731
This. I lived in K-town in LA. I saw a Korean twenty something get his laptop five-fingered by two niggers and you know what he did?
He put his head down on the table and sat there. I called the cops on the niggers and then this jacked korean cop came and he was so disappointed in the scrawny little bitch lol.

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>>28639647
Only 30? I would have that devoured in 10mins that's a average American snack.

>> No.28641202

Anyone trying to impose that kind of power dynamic on me is getting smoothly curb stomped by my wheelchair

>> No.28641386

>>28640217
Can someone tell me what the “bix nood” translation is in English?

>> No.28641392

>>28640021
Sell 1 link and get yourself a proper meal anon. You deserved it

>> No.28641451

>>28640112
/ck/ desu but also fuck MovieBob

>> No.28641461

>>28639561
I would break it down, eat all the meats first with one soda then break down the rest of the carbs with the last 3 colas. Took a sec of pondering but where there is a will there’s a way

>> No.28641477

>>28639561
McD burgers are small as fuck, so yeah, I'll take my chances. The cola is the hardest part really.

>> No.28641541
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28641541

Are we still trying to keep Tezos on the down low?

Literally will be $80-$100 in a few months and nobody ever posts about it for some reason.

This is like summer 2017 again anon don't miss out.

Algo Chad and Tezos Menace here and I'm gonna make it and have an amazing APY. Are you?

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>>28640849
Hes getting worse, bros

>> No.28641582
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28641582

>everyone complaining about the soda

I literally drink around 3 liters of soda a day because I can’t stand the taste of water. I have a legit problem but I don’t know how to fix myself now

>> No.28641583

>>28639561
I dunno I probably couldnt do it but its easily doable with some professional eating competition practice. Its not that that much, those are medium fries and mcdoubles are pretty small. The nuggets would be the hardest part, filling.

>> No.28641623

>>28641386
It's actually a reference to the great King or Kang, of Kongo Bix Nood the 3rd.

>> No.28641682

>>28641583
Those are quarter pounders/double quarter pounders.

>> No.28641701

>>28639561
is this supposed to be difficult...? are you all manlets? lmao

>> No.28641704

>>28641582
You're NGMI, and neither are your teeth.

>> No.28641739

>>28641582
buy purifier or filter

>> No.28641743

>>28639561
Idk. Look, I'm fat. Those are double quarter pounders. One of those, a large fry and drink is all I can take at once. Maybe if I didn't eat for a day, but that's a ridiculous amount of food.

>> No.28641756

I'm phone posting from the toilet doing a big poo and I've already made more than $3500 in that time.

So yeah nah

>> No.28641763

>>28641582
??
Do you have autism? Or is your water just filthy third world tier water? Water is supposed to have (almost) no taste.

>> No.28641796

>>28641682
Still wouldnt be that hard, a mcdouble is 2 1.6 ounce patties I think, which is almost 1/4 of a pound. 4 ounces is 1/4

>> No.28641802

>>28641582
fast for at least 7 days. No food, just water. You'll reset your palette and end your sugar addiction.

>> No.28641806

>>28639561
fuck no

maybe if i havent eaten for 3 days

>> No.28641821
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28641821

Throw it in the fire
Its finished now

>> No.28641826

I think I could do it

>> No.28641899

>>28640563
>this is your brain on Marxism

>> No.28641929

>>28641763
american water tastes like arsenic, lead, chlorine, feces, and estrogen

>> No.28641937

>>28639561
it looks decent for 90 minutes

>> No.28642004

>>28639561
I literally ate this for lunch today

>> No.28642010

>>28639736
you can combine the soda and the food to eat faster

>> No.28642062

>>28641929
Well it should it’s got Flouride and other shit the eu deems to toxic in it

>> No.28642074

>>28639730
yeah, gotta watch what you eat so you can fit into your metrosexual jeans

>> No.28642076

>>28641555
Checked and what the fuck?

>> No.28642094

>>28641582
Drink mineral / spring water

Go to a water store with a filter beyond reverse osmosis

>> No.28642114

>>28641582
buy sugar free soda first, then start moving to buying gasified water plus powder juice (sugar free of course), and as you go try to add less powder everyday, until you are basically drinking bottled water alone.

if you wanna save some money too, as soon as you start getting into bottled water, get tap water and boil it, then save it on the fridge when it cooled off.

>> No.28642149
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I WAS SUMMONED.
AND NOW I AM HERE

>> No.28642211

>>28639736
>his issue is the lettuce and tomatoes
You must be an amerishart

>> No.28642222

>>28639561
I could only fit one of those double burgers and half the chips from one box, along with one soda.
I small...

>> No.28642223

>>28639561
I could eat all that in like 20 minutes easy... Except for the drinks. I could only drink like half of one of those. Soda gets you feeling full quickly.

>> No.28642241

I'm not sure I believe the people saying they could do it no problem. I'm a big guy, like 95th percentile in terms of caloric intake, but I don't think I could do it. Maybe if I was fucking starving.

>> No.28642264

>>28642062
but my fat bald doctor with an IQ of 80 told me fluoride makes my teeth strong

>> No.28642272

>>28639561
Could do it without the drinks. But not with the drinks.

>> No.28642280

>>28640137
>fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person
muricans, everyone

>> No.28642297

>>28639647
based American

>> No.28642312

>>28639860
Good idea satan

>> No.28642319

>>28639736
Doesn't say you're not allowed to vomit.

>> No.28642419

>>28642264
yes, but you're not supposed to drink it dumbass, just to rinse your teeth.

>> No.28642434

how much would this cost I want to try it

>> No.28642436
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>>28642149
the problem are the soda drink, they take up too much volume in your digestive tract. Halve the soda count and its an easy meal.

>> No.28642474

>>28639561
Lol yes I can.
Is that even a question??

>> No.28642535

>>28642010
it ain't about the speed and time

>> No.28642543

>>28639561
Drinks would be the hardest part. Maybe. Maybe all the salt in that food would make you thirsty.

>> No.28642626

>>28642419
>you're not supposed to drink it dumbass
Then why does the government add it to the drinking water? Checkmate atheist.

>> No.28642630

>>28641461
>protein should be eaten last
basic biology bro

>> No.28642637

Ate two big Mac once, felt disgusted of my body, i saw balls of sugar in my veins

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>>28642637
Vegan food roots your brain!

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>>28640563

>> No.28642781

This thread reminded me of that FFXIV KFC thing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/cd7hp8/the_kfc_black_chicken_ultimate_which_is_now_the/

>> No.28642808

>>28639561
Easy

>> No.28642952

>>28641582
Started with Seltzers when I realized I had this problem a few years ago. Slowly moved from those, over to just water.

>> No.28643068

>>28641582
I recommend seltzer water

>> No.28643174

>>28642094
>reverse osmosis
this, one of the few ways to eliminate the fluoride jew

>> No.28643290

>>28641582
get a glass water bottle, fill with water, add a tea bag put in the fridge overnight, remove teabag

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>>28641582
>not going hard liquor

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>>28640923

>> No.28643535

>>28640923
audible kek

>> No.28643732

>>28639561
If the soda is half ice as usual yes

>> No.28643815

>>28641582
gross

>> No.28643833

>>28639561
It would be hard because of all that soda

>> No.28643952

>>28642076
He got kicked off jackass 4, and is going off the deep end.

https://youtu.be/NoKezJzvp4k

>> No.28644053

They need to give me more money than that. 1inch gave me $3500 today for not using their exchange so they should give me the $3500 for not eating the food then maybe I will if I feel like it

>> No.28644133

I would probably vomit halfway through. I don't understand how there's people who can eat all that stuff.

>> No.28644207
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28644207

>>28639561
Burger here **Belches**

Yep, reckon I could polish that off aint nothin *fart*

**Packs Lip**

Figure I want the money up front though mmhmm

>> No.28644276

>>28642114
Drinking aspartame is so much worse than sugar.

>> No.28644315

>>28644133
>would probably vomit
well we found the biggest panzy on biz

>> No.28644406

>>28639561
Mcdonalds is hardly even food, you eat it all and shit it out 2 hours later and then you're hungry again. I could eat all that no problem