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>Welcome back to the Dave Ramsey Show, taking a call from Anon, from /biz/

>> No.28882967
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Hey faggot why did you fail so badly in real estate yet you claim to be a guru in finance. You failed and should not be in a position to give financial advise. You keep people stupid and poor. FUCK YOU!!!

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>>28882876
Hey davie boy, i havent paid taxes in 10 years how fucked am i?

>> No.28883019

>>28882876
Hey Dave thanks for taking my call. I've been mercilessly FUDDING Bao for the past two weeks because their new products are going to destroy my shitcoin. Thinking about killing myself.

>> No.28883081

>>28882967
>you fail so badly in real estate
tell me more anon. I only know this boomer from youtube, never heard of him besides that. Not an american tho

>> No.28883096

>>28882876
Hey Dave. How do I cash out my millions in crypto gains?

>> No.28883119

>>28882876
Hey Dave, long time listener first time caller, currently a NEET and my parents are trying to kick me out after they found all my piss bottles and my daki with crusty cum. Only have 5k LINK, what are my options here?

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DAVE I'M ONLY UP 500% SINCE JANUARY AFTER THIS MOST RECENT CRYPTO DIP HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>28882986
You're totally screwed. Cash it, TUH day.

>> No.28883285

>>28883119
SELL

IT

>> No.28883364

>>28882967
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???

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>hey Dave how are you?
>better than I deserve

>> No.28883400

his advice is solid, if you are his target listener.

>> No.28883500

>>28883400
his target listener lives in 1985

>> No.28883612

Hey Dave, I barely have enough to live on but I have 100s thousands locked in in fart coins. What do I do?

>> No.28883632

>>28882876
>h-hey....dav....Dave......thanks.....uuu.hh....yeah. soooo I have 66k in Student debt, my car broke down and my mom wants to kick me out......
>how much do I have in assets you ask? Well I have 860k in Chuck E Cheeze Tokens. Not gonna sell though...

>> No.28883718

>>28883612
lmao

>> No.28884355

>>28883081
when property was booming he kept taking out more and more loans at high interest rates and leveraged himself to the max to renovate them, when prices started dipping and interest rates rose he couldn't service the debt.

Basically he bet everything that the bullrun would go on forever and now he thinks it is the concept of debt itself which is bad and not his dumb mistakes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9JDJCGEiBo

>> No.28884407

>>28882876
hey dave I need a 100x to make it and Im afraid its not gonna happen. I want to kms myself because I cant take waging anymore. what should I do?

>> No.28884410

Shut up faggot is this your first 10% profit ?
don’t be a tard who trashtalks here
share what bot r u using for it
I am clever enough to realize how it’s working
Bot Ocean - the thing u need

>> No.28884929

>>28883500
his plan is better than what majority of people are doing.
it reduces the risk as much as possible. if you are smart and understand these risks, you can always adapt it to your own risk tolerance. if you are dumb - think of people going with life savings/retirement into gme at $350 - it's better to just stick to his plan.

>> No.28885039

>>28884365
this guy is an idiot

>> No.28885137

>>28882986
I've never paid taxes. I've never had a job. I have almost a million in crypto that I never cashed out. What do I do

>> No.28885231
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>buy S&P 500 trackers
>buy real estate and pay it off ASAP even if you have a 2.5% mortgage
>do not use a credit card for easy cashback
>get a debt-free degree by eating beans and waitressing
>don't buy "bit coins" you can't even sell them once you do
>pay off your interest free $9000 loan before your $10,000 80% APR injun payday loan, it's called the snowball method sweatie
>join a church and ask the pastor how to live your life

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>>28883632
This is actually me though....

>> No.28885448

>>28885231

Good advice:
>buy S&P 500 trackers
>buy real estate and pay it off ASAP even if you have a 2.5% mortgage

Might be OK advice for many people:
>do not use a credit card for easy cashback
>pay off your interest free $9000 loan before your $10,000 80% APR injun payday loan, it's called the snowball method sweatie

Shit, garbage tier advice
>get a debt-free degree by eating beans and waitressing
>don't buy "bit coins" you can't even sell them once you do
>join a church and ask the pastor how to live your life

>> No.28885604

>>28885231
Ramsey's advice is for people who know absolute fuck all about money or finance and who need quick and easy rules to follow. If you bother to do basic research by yourself you don't need to listen to him, but he helps normies not to get trapped in a (((cycle of poverty))).

>> No.28885616

>>28882876
>SELL IT, DUDE. NOW. IF YOU CAN...

>> No.28885722

>>28882876
If you are a /biz/raeli citizen, then obviously Dave Ramsey's advice is not for you.

But think of all the low IQ retards out there and even lower end midwits and tradies. They are hopeless. For those people Dave's advice can be very helpful.

>> No.28885793

>>28885448
>join a church
>shit tier advice
begone atheist

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sdHkymiclc

>buying bitcoin with student loans
>2018

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>>28885793
Enjoy your cuckservative nigger and faggot worship service.

>> No.28886020

>>28884365
>>28885039
But he has 10k millionaires polled so he has data to back up his claim.

>> No.28886041

>>28882876
hey dave moms kicking me out for shitting myself watching candles on my computer she says shes tried of the smell and wont put up with a loser like me taking up space. my question is whats the cheapest way to an hiro

>> No.28886306

>>28885837
Do you have student loans?
>yes
Do you own any bitcoin?
>I put $100 in for fun
"21% of people are buying bitcoins with their student loans"

>> No.28886351

Anons should call in with fake stories that are bizzare but still realistic just to fuck with him.

>Hey Dave, so uh... I took out a loan to do some soul searching in indonesia...I was robbed and spent too much of it on prosititues, now I'm not sure what to do with my life, I put the rest of it into bitcoin.

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>>28886020
Imagine being even a midwit boomer (his target audience) and not being a millionaire. If you're 55-70 years old, were born in the US, and are not a millionaire you are an abysmal failure of a person.