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>> No.28914658
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haha boomer got dabbed on

>> No.28914681
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Victory has made you weak

>> No.28914690
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>I love lum!

>> No.28914691
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Sue market general

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>> No.28914701
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>> No.28914717
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Tranny lovers get the Rope. Newfags should buy clf and aqb. So comfy

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he can barley string together a coherent sentence

>> No.28914749


To Pennyannon >>28911400, if you're reading this...

Give it to me straight - how much should I expect once the run is over with what I put in so far >>28913422 ?

I could put more based on your confidence but will take until next week for my bank and TDA to fully clear it for use on any stock below $5.

>> No.28914751

Why doesn't everyone run iron condors on blue chip permacrabs?

>> No.28914752
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>fighting for israel
>dies to a negro
it's what he would have wanted

>> No.28914757
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Future edition

>> No.28914767
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Buy RIOT or stay poor. Either works.

>> No.28914774

rate my memes that I bought because some autist spammed them yesterday with greentext arrows


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Dubs decide what I buy tomorrow

>> No.28914798
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a little bit of ice and everything is closed except whataburger and waffle house

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>Not reading that. EH is at a discount right now. Already up 20% after hours even after the short sale and scam report.

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Good morning I hate AMRS

>> No.28914848

Do you think DNN 3/19 2.5 calls after still worth it or should I just buy the stock?

>> No.28914856

I'm going to stop buying move out of meme options and penny stocks very soon and buy more arkf.

I'm tired of this desu.

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Still holding SOS. Am I based or retarded.?

>> No.28914885

WTF im a bear now

>> No.28914906
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Followed by 10 gorillion rocket emojies and diamonds

>> No.28914908

Gov closed the offices today so I got a day off due to snow/ice storm. Was already off due to covid (WFH) so I went back to sleep. Hell who knows maybe I'll get another day off tomorrow cause more snow is supposed to come in tonight.

>> No.28914910

if you got more bux follow this to the T >>28911400

>> No.28914912
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an escort

>> No.28914930
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>Sold some ARKF
>Bought meme calls
>Already regret it

>> No.28914934

They got like 1.5b shares right now. Unironically the next NOK that will never move

>> No.28914947
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Adding more $ARBKF and some $DMGGF to my suicide stack tomorrow at open

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>> No.28914961
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what the fuck do you call this pattern

>> No.28914962

I'm am the confuse

>> No.28914967
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Sarah market general

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ill just be here, waiting for the SOXL dip

>> No.28914987

Bro, I bought those stocks because of meme arrows. I have no fucking idea.

Please listen to someone who knows more than me about pennis

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Sorry, cute girls only

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>> No.28915028

the idgaf about support and resistance and is just buying.

>> No.28915039
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He fukken had it comin.
He knows what he did!

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>> No.28915062

$STAF, $LMFA, $BDRBF. You can rake in some serious money if you play these ones right in the next few months.

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>> No.28915070

same except I'm just tired of the wave of normies, I hope they fuck off in a month or 2 so I can make money again without feeling enraged by everything I read

>> No.28915072
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>complains about tranny lovers
>shills tranny metal
k lol

>> No.28915080

BTC at 50. I can see 18-20 tomorrow if it can manage to hold 50k.

>> No.28915115

She needs to clean her room.

>> No.28915124
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>buy some arkf at the top, it goes down
>buy some soxl at the top ot goes down

I'm going to crash everything anon. I will not stop buying arkf and soxl. I literally don't give a fuck anymore. I'm selling my meme plays and splitting 50/50 for these 2 big ass memes. Im going to make sure I take down as much of you as I can.

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Suncorchads where we at?

>> No.28915165

She needs to eat fucking gross

>> No.28915169

If he had let germany win the war we would live in a great kike and nigger free nazi world

>> No.28915171
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Call the fuggen CEO. Do none of you anons have a drop of autistic blood in you? This is basic research. DGTW will be a crypto play, and a big one too. When you get Sam on the phone just be upfront and tell him you are a literal retard. Ask him to explain their plan to you nice and slow so you understand it. Sam is a very high IQ individual and very pleasant. Here I'll give you a short list for you to confirm. Ask Sam if it's true that he has secured $5,000,000 in financing, plus another 300K on top of that. (pic related) Ask him about his dev team, tell him you heard someone call Digital Town a Amazon Killer, ask what they mean by that. Get off your aspergers and make the call or just listen sit here and listen to these dumbasses fud it. You can can be lead to believe that DGTW is a spooky ghost stock or you can very easily prove that it's not. It's up to you anon, but you better hurry tf up your time is running out.

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>> No.28915201

Let me buy uvxy motherfucker

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>> No.28915216

SOXL is a loser to The Kelly on a 5 year chart
And a loser to the S&P on a 20+ year chart

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>> No.28915257

She needs to lay off the crank & eat a cheeseburger or something

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>> No.28915330

Wow very diverse, I bet he’s glad all his friends sacrificed their lives for this

>> No.28915334
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>the 100% soxl chad's portfolio kills the scoops

>> No.28915341

How do I sell equity shares of myself to get free money without any debt? Knee pads?

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>> No.28915369

Any chance for a market correction soon? I sold out during the WSB bullshit and I want to buy in again just not at the top.

>> No.28915372

>protecting the country
>for this. . .

>> No.28915381
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I'm the anon who shilled HJLI the other day

I cannot fucking believe it jumped 10% before I could buy in. Hope it dips so I can buy in.

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Quick reminder that SOXL can never beat the returns of The Kelly over any timeframe

>> No.28915391

should i get my real estate license? or mortgage loan license?

>> No.28915396

I would wreck her

>> No.28915402
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Fuck China, Buy CLF. American Steel bros. Comfy AF

>> No.28915406

Leaf anon. When will they announce their partnership with Air Canada?

>> No.28915411

sell your plasma

>> No.28915414
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It's more fun if it's just a spooky ghost stock

>> No.28915422
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one of my og waifus.
>means ghost picture
>ghost stocks
thats it im going in on DGTW

>> No.28915423

Newfag to stocks here. I have 500$ to trade. What do.

>> No.28915426
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>haha boomer got dabbed on

>> No.28915433
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Run this by the DGTW CEO while you are at it. Any of you spooky shill retards want to translate what this means? Filter these fools.

>> No.28915449

it IS going higher btw. If it doesn't dip this week then I'll buy in anyway

>> No.28915464
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PLTR needs to go back to 35+ by May or I will be financially bothered

>> No.28915468

I bought X because it's a better company and there's not an annoying tranny

>> No.28915480
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Reminder that only 1 stock can give the absolute highest gains and if you aren't in it you might as well kill yourself.

>> No.28915483

Who cares

>> No.28915495

For the guys that buy at the top, I have a word of advice. Sell weekly covered calls immediately upon purchase. If you're buying into a pump the premiums on those calls should be pretty massive. I have done this a few times already and have protected myself from a lot of losses.

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>> No.28915529

Literally ISAs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_share_agreement

>> No.28915538

When I'm small boob bounce cannot be beat

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>> No.28915557

what is your allocation scoops?
is it the ~66% TQQQ ~25% SOXL ~9% TMF you posted the other day, or was that what you were comparing it to?

>> No.28915562

Take that money and burn it. That way you get a little taste of what trading feels like before you jump into any real investments

>> No.28915576
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Tell me what u doin with it



>> No.28915594
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So he took some money out of the account, which makes the returns look bigger.
Good for him; I hope he spent a little of his wins on a hooker or something and enjoyed himself. I’m happy for him.
Maybe he’ll do even better next time now that he knows The Kelly does even better

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>> No.28915615
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>buy 2.5k eman at .45
>sell at 1.25 after crabs awhile
>it moons violently 2 days later.
>same shit with uec

>holding bullshit like gte calls and aqb

I'm about for a loss fuck it.

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What the fuck? 18-60 year old men and he/she is the bottom?

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>> No.28915633

Whats the best Youtube channel for /biz/? (other than bizonacci) /tv/ has RLM, /v/ has Matthewmatosis, /sci/ has 3blue1brown and Isaac Arthur, etc. What about for /biz/?

>> No.28915634

I'll buy the cool spooky company and MJNE tomorrow. We shall see if the pennystock anon puts me on the streets or really loves us. If I go homeless, I'll likely freeze to death here. So remember that :,(

>> No.28915658

hey man if i ever find where you live you are dead

>> No.28915665
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Read the latest posts here man

CLF is a very solid pick.. look at whats going on in Texas


>> No.28915670
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Do you buy Bearish or Bullish, lads? For me, it's Bullish.

>> No.28915706

so if it doesn't go above a penny they get nothing? I don't see how that's a good thing. I'm genuinely considering calling up the CEO tomorrow desu, don't have much to do.

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3000 Spring Hill Pky SE, Smyrna, GA 30080

Apartment #18 bitch. Come see me. Im playing my PS5 right now streaming on twitch

>> No.28915751

>Reminder that only 1 stock can give the absolute highest gains
I’ve already shown that to be objectively false.
SPXL+TMF @ 75-25 outperforms either as an individual.
This applies to any security that has any volatility whatsoever.

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>> No.28915762

Are you?

I'm out, fuck this

>> No.28915763

You think NVDA will get ARM?

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>> No.28915770
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I hear you Anon

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>> No.28915785

price target for this? this is insane dude, holy shit. 11 million cap with average volume of 168 mil

>> No.28915794

Wow is that what the EH copter looks like??? Poggers

>> No.28915807

Also, what state is the CEO in? If it's across state lines and I get a hold of him I'll record it.

>> No.28915833


That picture isn't me, I am not a tranny. People shitposting that are just salty faggots who missed out on GME and are lashing out at me lol

I never said buy CLF at 18 to dump it at 15 like these idiots did, I said long CLF since $5 and will continue to say it at $16

look at the price action X had today

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>> No.28915851

Buying 10k shares of AAU at open tomorrow

>> No.28915859

Just a reminder to do your DD before calling. There are court records that provide either positive or negative sentiment about the company.

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is this good or bad for us

>> No.28915876

Can you explain to a dum dum how having such a large proportion of your portfolio in the debt market which is spiralling downward is a play that makes any sense other than a bobo gamble?

>> No.28915886

>I am not a tranny
you will never be a woman

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>> No.28915910

Can you run your lil nerd simulator with 60% soxl 25% tqqq 15% fngu. Prove to me that your nerd magic beats my pure, white, boomer portfolio

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Why should I listen to a guy who is literally named Vagino Pussiano (pic related) on StockTwits shill DGTW?

>> No.28915935

GTE went from comfy to the eternal crab. Do i get out tomorrow I went in at .7777

>> No.28915962

>what is your allocation scoops?
>is it the ~66% TQQQ ~25% SOXL ~9% TMF you posted the other day, or was that what you were comparing it to?
My TQQQ allocation is capped at 40% until I’ve done enough research to know that I can’t get blindsided by a repeat of what happened in 2000 to the nasdaq.
Tech stocks are running really, really hot right now. FNGU is up 50% for the month so I have no idea why the SOXL tranny thinks he has the best ticker under the sun.

>> No.28915965

if dubs i post my cock pic and a God-blessed buy pick next thread

>> No.28915968
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AQB needs time, or you already experienced a moon like a month ago, so calm down

>> No.28915987

Have loads of DGTW, and up 975% so far. What do? Get more and fuck up my average? Or just hodl?

>> No.28915990
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I love you fren, never forget it. The Judge will most likely have a date for the POR hearing this week. It'll be sooner than most think and the judge is 100% guaranteed to approve it. The next tweet from Digital Town will be that date. It will quickly creep up as that date approaches, and will go full beast mode once approved. Go heavy on it, it will probably be the biggest gainer you have ever had. You just have to hurry in it and wait. Do not flip out of it. I'll be here with you fren.

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I'm good man/ms. I am dropping clf for something else. I want to be proud of my stock and not be associated with whatever the fuck you are.

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Wrong. Out there is a stock you don't know that gained higher than whatever you are in, making your investment choices second class.

>> No.28916026

I already did that with DBC back in 2018

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I cant buy video cards
Fuck them, I want to replace my pc already

>> No.28916063

SSO 60% TQQQ 40%?

>> No.28916064

>SOS is STILL going up


>> No.28916082

A noose.

>> No.28916085

Because the future is going to be tech based. Any dip correction or crash is just further opportunity to buy

>> No.28916103

anyone in WOGI? I'm already up 50%

>> No.28916105

Bullish beyond comprehension. Take out as many loans as possible and max out all credit to dump it in the market immediately.

>> No.28916109

Berkshire hathaway class A

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>> No.28916140

Why did weed stocks stop going down and instead went up 20% now I'm losing money both directions :.(

>> No.28916147

Lookin' good today

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Please do fren. No way in hell it stays under a penny for much longer. Make the call. Here is # you'll probably have to leave a nice VM and he will call you back. Take notes

>> No.28916162

It outperforms thanks to volatility and rebalancing.
Feel free to try it out yourself and post anything you find that conflicts with the results I’ve posted.

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It's fucking ridiculous.

>> No.28916206


>64000 shares of DGTW
>51000 shares of GRST
>240 shares of MJNE

Penny anon, if you are reading this, will I make it ?

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>Sold monthly calls on MVIS at $19 last month
>Few more days till expiration, it's nearly $22
Thetabros... it wasn't supposed to end like this... the gamblerchads weren't supposed to win.....

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So, I appreciate PennyAnon shilling some good finds that worked for him but these are CHEAP FOR A REASON.

>Jim Kelly CEO

You might want to look that guy up. He has a history. His old company, Sunstate Equity Trading? Pic related.

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>a little bit of ice

>> No.28916236

fuck no everyone and their moms will lobby against that but if it does go through nvdia to 10k

>> No.28916242

Yep. Up 552% so far.

>> No.28916243

t. American

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> Have 1660 ti with 3080 on the way
Gonna sell that 1660 for 500 lol

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>> No.28916287

Good thing your country is so obese. This way you can kill some and burn the fat to survive the winter.

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CCIV chads what are we expecting tomorrow?

>> No.28916290


>64000 shares of DGTW
>51000 shares of GRST
>240 shares of MJNE

Penny anon, if you are reading this, will I make it ?

>> No.28916314

All my FIRE bags

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>> No.28916327

>with 60% soxl 25% tqqq 15% fngu
Sure. Give me a minute.
What timeframe are we doing here? The past year or the largest timeframe available?

>> No.28916332

Don't worry about your average, get more and hodl all or there is a 100% chance that you will wish you would of. Do you have any GRST or MJNE? If not get those too.

>> No.28916333

That’s a woman

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Back to $37.

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why do literal 9/10s like this fall for the porn meme? it has to go beyond the money right

>> No.28916385

Every other weed it up insane

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Um so I bought 1000 shares of SOS at $3 when someone here shilled it. What do they do?

>> No.28916395

Probably good
It means the speculative bubble is moving away from the market
And a lot of things like semis, fintech, and miners get a boost

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they were molested

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and people said fundamentals dont matter...

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I finally get what you guys mean by selling reddit stocks. These people go out of their way to nosedive everything they touch.

>> No.28916429

I bought some riot today. Wht not? Sound as fuck stock

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PLTR bros, what were we thinking?

>> No.28916436

They changed the valuation from 15b to 12b so technically the price is the same as fridays close.

>> No.28916451

a profit is a profit
t. lost 6k in profits already

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>> No.28916473

I guess longest possible. My boomer portfolio I just put 100k in and have been DCA into those 3 stocks and plan to hold for 29 more years

>> No.28916474

>SOS Limited, a technology company, provides marketing data, technology, and solutions for emergency rescue services to corporate and individual members.

>It operates SOS cloud emergency rescue service software as a service platform that offers basic cloud products, such as medical rescue, car rescue, financial rescue, and mutual assistance rescue cards; cooperative cloud products, including information rescue center, intelligent big data, and intelligent software and hardware; and information cloud products, such as News Today and E-Commerce Today.

>The company serves insurance companies, financial institutions, medical institutions, healthcare providers, auto manufacturers, security providers, senior living assistance providers, and other service providers in the emergency rescue services industry.

>SOS Limited is based Qingdao, the People's Republic of China.

>> No.28916479

They were covered calls right anon? If so you still win.

>> No.28916501

I've lost everything.
I'm throwing everything I have left into AAU

>> No.28916503

Indoctrination, daddy issues, molestation etc
It all stems from Jews to be frank

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>> No.28916509

You think they will dump hard if they don't get it or is it already priced in that the chance is very small?

>> No.28916510

Live is a good time

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Past returns do not indicate future performance

>> No.28916526

>Out there is a stock you don't know that gained higher than whatever you are in
And it would perform even better with monthly rebalancing with other assets that The Kelly says it would do well with.
If it truest can’t do better without any extra shit in the portfolio, The Kelly will return allocations that reflect it.

>> No.28916554

a 9/10 is a princess that had a good upbringing besides looks.. the kind of girl that you pathetic hillbillys never meet and never get to talk to in your whole life
you confusing a porn star with a 10 is evidence enough

>> No.28916561

Well you know, some uncle peeping and touching when they were young and shit.. the usual

>> No.28916570

/smg/ what does it mean when the execs of a company simultaneously (on the same day) dump a total of $3-4M worth of shares (happened today, after hours)? The company in question has been crabbing for years, made a bit of a gain on a good earnings report a few days ago but tanked hard today (disproportionately so, almost without reason even though the rest of th market was down)

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>I live 20 minutes from CLF tranny
Holy shit

>> No.28916573

bought cheap April calls today. I have a feeling theyll be some major upside on them within the next 2 months.

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>he bought racist vaporware
wrong side of history bud

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pic related

>> No.28916595

t. made 6k in profits already
Thanks for the money, anon.

>> No.28916605

All on MFA 4 dollar jan 2022 calls

>> No.28916615

Ya Im just funposting, I bought in at $2 kek

Unironically might sell some puts on it too, the premium is crazy and I genuinely think it might hit $30 before April at this rate

>> No.28916618

the kelly? esplain

>> No.28916631

Guaranteed. Very well done fren. Now just hold them. Stong hands is key. You are probably going to see gainz that you are not used to. Hold em tight anon. You sell em too soon and you will be sick. I'll try my hardest to come here every night and help you strengthen your grip. I'm proud of you anon.

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you guys should be friends

>> No.28916671

Remember, they can remain retarded far longer than they can stay solvent.

>> No.28916673

Sounds like you buy more.

>> No.28916679

DGTW anon are you the same guy who was shilling VYST like a year ago? That shit went NOWHERE.

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Hell yeah it is!

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AQB because your an investor and not a smoothbrain pump chaser

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order a bunch of faggot hookers to his place off craigslist

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>racist vaporware
>Palantir Foundry is a platform that reimagines how people use data by removing the barriers between back-end data management and front-end data analysis. Foundry enables users with varying technical ability and deep subject matter expertise to work meaningfully with data. With Foundry, anyone can source, connect, and transform data into any shape they desire, then use it to take action.

what the fuck does that even mean?

>> No.28916754

thanks scoops!

>> No.28916757

What is the blue stuff on the middle ones horsey?

>> No.28916760

This. The only thing I can't find is a graphics card. I can afford to buy literally every other thing, but not a gpu. I'm not paying 1k for one from some scalping nigger. Fuck that

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What an IDIOT!

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>> No.28916810

Imagine kissing stav’s rotting mouth

>> No.28916818

My GTX 1070 apparently is worth about as much as I paid for it, back in 2016.

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Bought last week for shits and niggles

>> No.28916855

What do you think about poor rkg being frozen to her wheelchair right now in south texas?

>> No.28916861

Then just go all in on BTC, you stupid tranny

>> No.28916864

Whatever, man, stop being such a hater. I've had a tough year, bro. Got into a fight with my dad.

>> No.28916890


I'm just saying. Look at the vs. Brent chart

>> No.28916907

gonna dump tomorrow ?

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I dont wanna! Im no tranny!

Based, I’ll order his faggot tranny ass some anchovy pizza

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This market is fucking gay and I hate it so much I just want to cash out my $260k portfolio but I'm not going to until $400k

>> No.28916928

idk piss? I didn't draw it

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Either let them expire ITM or roll them to a further expiry if you don't want them exercised. What's the problem?

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>I've had a tough year, bro. Got into a fight with my dad.
Here we go

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what's a stock with good fundamentals

>> No.28916952

I want to know why the execs dumped all on the same day at the same time? Is it just some kind of contract they have with their shares? Does that behavior indicate some kind of direction for the company?

I actually think it will go up 1-2% in the next day or so just to recover from today's drop which made no sense, so I have no idea why they sold. Price target is like 20%+ higher than it is right now after the last earnings report

>> No.28916954

i knew it.. i knew it.. palantir is racist and i bought im literally helping immigrants be deported. this is all cosmic karma PALANTIR IS GOING TO ZERO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28916966

the Kelly criterion.
It was a thing created by an MIT professor or some shit that optimized the rate of growth of your money on profitable gambles.
Google it or read the Wikipedia article. It is confusing shit.

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>almost a thousand down today
>hospitalized for severe dehydration too, no clear cause

>> No.28916997


Come hollar at me

/clfbro on twitch

>> No.28917008

I'm about to go ask /b/ for the sites that put your information on every garbage spam list possible

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Ok just looked at 5 year chart wtf happened

>> No.28917022

Who wants to be my girlfriend (male)?

No CLF holders allowed btw

>> No.28917025

That's what I thought. All it takes is then finding a mine and then zeroes start getting tacked on

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shoulda gone skiing nigga

>> No.28917056

Unironically BBW but I’m waiting for a dip

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Its over I sold it all

>> No.28917067


I heard some have literally died from the rolling black outs.
I blame Biden. Which makes this funnier because RKG is probably a Biden supporter.

>> No.28917068

Why not UPRO? Lower expense ratio

>> No.28917070


>> No.28917080

Don't get greedy.

>> No.28917082

Word, thanks scoops

>> No.28917087

I've seen the future and, amazingly enough, ARKF will literally never go down.

>> No.28917096

it 100% is the same guy. funny how he doesn't start shilling grst, mjne, and dgtw until he's a couple hundred percent up on both of them huh?

>> No.28917099

>Be me
>Sell SNDL $2 covered calls when it's around $1
>It moons to almost $4
>It goes back down and closes the week at like $2.07
>Got paid to sell my bags for a 2 bagger

>> No.28917113

>big beautiful woman
I think you mean obese

>> No.28917126

idk probably from not drinking enough water

>> No.28917165

Piss is yellow. Cum is white. Water is blue.

>> No.28917206

PLTR bros will be back next week buying some other shitty meme stock at it's peak. I really don't understand you people. A stock sees steady growth for months then sees sudden huge growth over a few days. This points towards an immediate drop but you fuckers STILL go all in on it.

I get someone having a gambling addiction, but this is just fucking stupidity.

>> No.28917209

why did you ask if you're so sure about each color liquid?

>> No.28917218

very interesting stuff.

>> No.28917227

You type nigger and you get dron...

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>> No.28917262

Piss is clear. Cum is clear. Water is clear.
All essential life fluids are clear

>> No.28917274

Less liquidity and higher bid-ask spreads.
The same reason that I’m not in FNGO (typed correctly, not FNGU) or WEBL right now

>> No.28917311

CXDC all in

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>I don't agree with what you just said, so go do this
Oh scoopsie

>> No.28917340

Does this mean Karp is candlejack?

>> No.28917347


>> No.28917353

He was shilling on the 8th but as they hadn't mooned few people believed him
then they mooned and everybody thought he was just trying to offload his bags

Pennyfren just trying to help

>> No.28917376

Pineapple ham Pizza

>> No.28917381

imagine bag holding PLTR and not having a $10 average, whats it like to buy top

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people are talking about GPUs but I really want to build a computer with a ridiculously high amount of RAM with the code to map it simply. like a terrabyte of ram.

>> No.28917391

>water is blue

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TGB, but you're too late. Florence Copper greenlighted and financed, will let them pay off their debt and develop their other properties (btw they already have a different producing mine so they're not just a random pennystock). First production in 2022, just in time for skyrocketing demand from EV memes.

>> No.28917504

Gotta admit though, its pretty funny to watch

>> No.28917516


>> No.28917520

Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
I did that with the GME short-squeeze for the same reason.
Man, I want $3,000,000 so I can get $125,000 a year in dividends and gloat about how I can be a fucking idiot on purpose and still get paid.

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>> No.28917543

Is college worth it

>> No.28917544

Can’t believe it took 19 posts for someone to get dubs. I have no idea what this stock is but I’m market buying it at open

>> No.28917564

I've been having many sippies and even replaced my coffee with water for a few days and still wound up here

>> No.28917578

Yolo :^)

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Can I short EHang?

>> No.28917609

did they test you for diabetes?

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What the fuck does this mean? I owe them money? I only ever used my "non-margin buying power" while day trading.

>> No.28917645

Probably not, but you're gunna have to work harder to prove yourself starting out or just get a unionized job in the trades if you're not scared of being outside.

>> No.28917665

Checked. More dubs for CXDC

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>4x's her position on PLTR after it's bloodiest day ever
does she know something we don't?

>> No.28917669

Fuck, checked
Guess it's time to pump some meme chink stock

>> No.28917688

Listen, tranny, I’m not the one that wants to completely throw track records out the window and I obviously can’t tell you what to do.
All I’m saying is you can lose all your money if you want to, but via your own reasoning, BTC and FNGU are much cooler rocketships than an industry that is already so solved that its forward progression consists entirely of pajeets doing it for the hot pockets a la academia.

>> No.28917741

is a criminal science degree based?

>> No.28917763

yes, she's a competent investor unlike 95% of the subhuman trash that posts here

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she knows im coming for her. and we will go on a date with wine and steak and lobster at some nice french restaurant.

>> No.28917771

>source: my ass

>> No.28917775

Ask them to do a colonoscopy. I'm not saying that to be a fag if your colon is damaged you can get dehydrated regardless of how much water you're drinking.

>> No.28917787

Nice, my one etf owns a bunchof VZ

>> No.28917793

Scoops says invest in hot pockets! You heard it here first!

>> No.28917802

anon, are you missing the hips? the bulge? wtf

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>> No.28917829

I know that feel. I just want around $400k so i can cash out half of it and buy a shitty house, renovate it and flip it in an area that I think will pump due to bugmen fleeing the cities

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>> No.28917843

What the fuck are you gonna do with that degree? How can you profit from that?

>> No.28917855

* P O R C H M O N K E Y S
Ya gotta switch up the slurs or they started building immunity to them and doing stupid shit like “taking ownership” of them.

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>> No.28917885

>I hope he spent a little of his wins on a hooker or something
I bought a Macbook :)

>> No.28917892

>they don't get the newsletter
I really wish reddit would leave. Is there not some place we can go to escape them?

>> No.28917897

Yet is still makes no sense.

>> No.28917900

that's a sociology degree.. and that's gay.

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Based buying 50 at open

>> No.28917905

You want to short a Chinese company?
Do you also want end up blindfolded in front of a firing squad?

>> No.28917911

>a fucking Bellevue number
it all makes sense now

>> No.28917964

ARK buys the dips of pretty much all of their holdings

>> No.28917973

Right now my portfolio is a bet on Pelosi Jr doing some insider trading and skyrocketing the companies he is a senior advisor in.

This penny stock anon is really making me consider his picks though.

>> No.28917975

> her

>> No.28917977

It means the jews are gonna shoah you

>> No.28917983

ohh I do some large calculations that dont really require so much GPU pure number crunching power but need lots of memory. its kind of a hobby but also trying to solve tough equations that could potentially pay off.

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Holy moly. Tuesday was a shake-out wasn't it? Green Wednesday?

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>> No.28918024

the only way to get them to leave is for a major market correction to dispel their dunning-kruger effect during this frothy bullrun

>> No.28918026

Giant head Lum is kinda disturbing

>> No.28918084

Fucking hell scoops, based. I may never figure you out. I thought you were black

>> No.28918088

You want to work for the government and listen to porchmonkeys telling you “ah dindu nuffin” all day?
Maybe you’d get to be involved in putting them back in the zoo, which is kinda based, but the pay is still shit

>> No.28918109

that's one sexy little girl

>> No.28918122

It's so simple. We stave off the crash by simply buying every dip

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Lawyers are being made obsolete by computers, so unless you're well connected or jewish I'd pick something else

>> No.28918139

Okay. I’ll accept that as a takeaway from my post.

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>1b in revenue a year
>market cap <100m
What the fuck am I missing?
>China XD Plastics

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so they didn't 4x it all today but they 2x'd it today and had been buying all along the rise of the stock up, last time I checked they were at 1m shares so I thought they had 4x'd.

>> No.28918159

3 day weekends are bad for the market, they give people time to doubt their positions instead of blindly driving the line up as usual

>> No.28918162

i think im going to sue my college

>> No.28918172

Stocks are lame

>> No.28918183
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"This mans a genius, a real genius, I cant sleep easy thinking this guy outdid the ol' KKK of the 19th century with nothing but computers and shit, im spooked, the game is too easy for us now and I feel bad, I sold my AR15 just to keep things fair and square, donated money to some poor mexicans hoping they'd stay down there and be safe from this absolute unit, karp"
-david duke

"Look, I said to "bomb the shit outta them" to those towelheads when I was president, this guy, karp, he calls me up and says, how about we SWAT the shit outta these wetbacks before they even think of saying "gringo" on the same street of us, I said, karp, calm down, I'm building the wall its less racist" - trump

"I was lookin' at invesitng in some fine good ol' america companies, and what did I find? This guy karp, he said to me, ruckus, these darkies keep multiplying, they take over streets, they want south africa. He showed me his software, and I said my lord. Karp, you absolute genius, Not in my wildest dreams could I think of a system to keep these zoo monkeys in line as well as this. I said, almighty white jesus, please show a little pity for these darkies for what this mastermind's projects are gonna do, hell, I couldnt think of a day I'd say that, is hell freezing over?"
- uncle ruckus

>> No.28918197

That's what I thought nigger.

>> No.28918220

Does wealthsimple trade call you or send you letters by snailmail?

>> No.28918233

you really wanna go into even MORE debt?
also the job market is highly competitive because there are too many law graduates

>> No.28918239

did you drop below 25k?

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Wait do you actually know shit about semiconductors? I just bought SOXL cause some fuzzy frog told me to.

>> No.28918341

fuckin kekked and capped

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