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>> No.28936467

Very well fone fren, may i ask how?

>> No.28936469

what is your life like?

>> No.28936483

>>28936467
>buy bitcoin
>dont sell

wow

>> No.28936499

>>28936433
after taxes you would barely have only 10 million so no

>> No.28936500

>>28936433
If you have to ask this then you are probably poor.

>> No.28936530

>>28936499
FUCK
>>28936500
True

>> No.28936533

>>28936433
if you give me a freebie, sure, you can call yourself rich

>> No.28936540

>>28936499
Ggt is 20% in the Uk

>> No.28936594
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>>28936499
damn anon where do you live where they tax your crypto that heavily?

>> No.28936651

>>28936540
depends on your standard income though.

get married, and you can use your spouses CGT allowance

>> No.28936674

>>28936433
Depends on how you spend. For me, 10% of this is retirement money.

>> No.28936680

>>28936433
get yourself to Portugal
Invest in some Startups
0% tax on crypto there, and Gold Visa if investing in new startups

Plus I'd play with 2 or 3 BTC on this weekends pump
invites just opened on this one
discord gg/Ug6PHtWtPY

>> No.28936686

>>28936433
yes

>> No.28936895

In bitcoin yes. In reality no.

>> No.28936937

>>28936533
i used to have 1000 btc, i bought shit with it hehee

>> No.28937163

>>28936433
rich in dollars = virtually poor

>> No.28937211

>>28936680
>0% tax on crypto there
why do people call portugal poortugal

>> No.28937287

>>28936499
>live in the Netherlands
>pay 1% tax on your wealth
>laugh at burgers

>> No.28937418

>>28936483
>money must be earned only through labor
lol

>> No.28937573

>>28936467
>how
Sniff coke in 2013, pay with btc
Forget
Done

>> No.28937646 [DELETED] 

>>28936433
Gibs please
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>> No.28937996

>>28937646
if i give u moola
i have to give everyone in this thread money

i can't

>> No.28938072

>>28937211
drop taxes to 0% in afghanistan it'll still be a shithole right?

>> No.28938103

>>28936433
good job bro

>> No.28938133

>>28938103
How many houses can i buy brobro
>>28938072
yep. i like taxes

>> No.28938196

>>28938103
You only need one, and that's the one you want to live in. Property as investment is a sham.

>> No.28938255 [DELETED] 

>>28937996
you can unironically gib everyone in this thread 0.1 btc and still not give a fuck about anything. If I ever make it that hard I would unironically toss some of my bizbros a bone. please bro help my village get its first toilet in history
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>> No.28938342

>>28937996
Then ur not rich
Simple as, why even start a thread, to piss off 6 figure hell bizlets?
/thread

>> No.28938448

>>28938255
>>28938342
I don't like being rich
more money more beggars i mean problems

>> No.28938471

>>28938133
>how many houses do i buy
80% of ur net worth
Prepare for the new reset, be on the elite side

>> No.28938514
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OP I don't want a handout, I want investment capital for robotics startup with several fully-functional prototypes and a provisional patent filed. I'm a leaf but born in Europe. Would you consider it?

>> No.28938545 [DELETED] 

>>28938448
please sirs, do the needful before the jannies nuke me

>> No.28938612

>>28936433
Why don't you short (if you haven't already)?

>> No.28938664

>>28936499
You can just move it to a Slovenia and tether it out for a year.

>> No.28938695

>>28937996
based realist

>> No.28938892
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>>28936433
Well you basically have enough money to do whatever you want for the rest of your life short of buying islands or private jets. You probably have enough live in Hong Kong or Vancouver and still not work.

Good work OP. Yes, you are rich.

>> No.28938949

>>28937287

Live in Germany, pay 0% tax after hodling for one year.

Whats wrong with burgers? It's almost as if your government doesnt want you to get euch.

>> No.28939072

>>28936433
You can move to Asia or South America and have a village full of beautiful women suck your cock on an endless rotation 24/7/365.

>> No.28939283

>>28939072
that sounds painful
i don't want STDs
rather fuck a virgin girl

>> No.28939416 [DELETED] 

Cmon man, be /biz/‚s hero!

0.1 to everyone here

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>> No.28939517

>>28939283
In this clown world? You don't have enough coin to find one.

>> No.28939598

>>28939517
explain jeffery epsetin to me

>> No.28939601 [DELETED] 

I always believed in you anon.

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>> No.28939748 [DELETED] 

Holy shit OP you absolute based mad lad. You are unironically my hero

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>> No.28939981 [DELETED] 

>>28939416
am running full node for you do the needful
bc1q376sumcauy6kw6q2v45dprwkfnyu880vt8rvrj

>> No.28940017

>>28939517
>You don't have enough coin
not yet
see >>28936680

>> No.28940079

>>28936433
Congratulations, don't forget to park a few million in safe assets just to be sure

>> No.28940350

>>28936467
buy 6000 bitcoin early on
spend it on stupid shit
end up with 459 btc

>> No.28940495

>>28938949
This. So much this. Love Germany. And the women here are gorgeous, at least in NRW.

>> No.28940545

>>28940495
>And the women here are gorgeous
they are either mentally ill or prostitutes
the fuck u mean man

>> No.28940711

>>28940350
congrats, (I guess), kek

>> No.28940905

>>28940711
thank u :D

>> No.28940929

>>28936433
>He uses Google to track worth of his BTC holdings

Nice larp Hans

>> No.28940978

>>28936433
Rich in LARP deperatment for sure

>> No.28941253

>>28937996
Sir, may the divine gods bless you for your philanthropy sir.

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>> No.28941505 [DELETED] 

>>28937996
Fuck it, joining incase you feel generous.

C'mon, I just got my shifts switched to the beginning of the week. This will be my eighth night in Amazon's wageslave hell.

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>> No.28941527

>>28938448
Pls sirs just 1 i only have 40$ left

>> No.28941578

>>28941527
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>> No.28941616

>>28941505
>yori
Lol gay fuck

>> No.28941621 [DELETED] 

>>28938448
If you're serious, just sell and put it into a USDT stack at 6%

Beggars come and go, but the real problems are the "Hey, we're going to cut your fingers off until you tell us the password" so don't tell people any actual numbers.

I have a strong feeling Notch is the richest man in the world since he's a fatty nerd who would've dumped millions on it when he sold Minecraft.

>> No.28941786

>>28936499
Only $10 million?
Oh no!

>> No.28941813 [DELETED] 

>>28941616
Fuck off my wallet, either stick something in it or don't comment on it. How would you like it if I went to your bank and started making fun of the manager?

>> No.28941856

Not sure if I should beg and risk getting temp banned..

>> No.28942023 [DELETED] 

>>28941856
If you're like me, you're gonna be no-phone and handling parcels all night so you've got nothing to lose.

Everyone else has the diseases now, so I'm just getting sinister, poorly written texts when they book me in at 11pm to be there for 11:30

>> No.28942089

>>28940929
i unironically do that but lowering the amounts by 100x so i look like a stressed out plebbitor worrying about his poorfolio

>> No.28942180 [DELETED] 

>>28942089
See this guy here knows his business, you never know who exactly is able to get your numbers.

Even one of those hoodrats that Google is desperate to fill its ranks with could look at his neighbourhood back home, clock that you have money and figure that if he gets his mates to penetrate you for long enough you'll give it to him for free.

>> No.28942201

>>28941813
Ill throw 5$ at your wallet if you post cure yuri

>> No.28942263 [DELETED] 

>>28942201
I have no idea what that is, please don't tell me either, I like not knowing about it

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>>28942201

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>>28942263
>not knowing about the best anime
Ngmi