/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28972024]

>what did you say you do for a living again, anon?

[Anonymous No.28972186]

>>28972024
I sell cryptos and panties online

[Anonymous No.28972218]

>>28972024
post rude things about blacks on a cryptocurrency scamboard

[Anonymous No.28972244]

>>28972024
glybdoguwency

[Anonymous No.28972248]

>>28972024
Cryptocurrency investment professional

[Anonymous No.28972262]

>>28972024
I am a digital asset manager

[Anonymous No.28972286]

>>28972244
lol'd

[Anonymous No.28972380]

>>28972262
this

[Anonymous No.28972451]

>>28972218
Hhaah niggerrrrrrrrs

[Anonymous No.28972476]

>>28972024
I operate heavy machinery, sugar.

[Anonymous No.28972487]

>>28972024
Chronically posting frog drawings on a mongolian basket weaving image board

[Anonymous No.28972510]

>>28972024
I have an automated smart contracts that buys NGGR and swaps them with my HTLR wallet. This way I can generate enough GAS to burn JEWS while also shorting them and generating a profit.

[Anonymous No.28972535]

industrial site selection

[Anonymous No.28972547]

I always say I have a job like newspaper delivery. weeds out the gold diggers

[Anonymous No.28972554]

>what did you say you do for a living again, anon?

What do we do? Well...

https://youtu.be/GmpVDeFq1Aw

[Anonymous No.28972572]

>>28972024
I'm a pornographer. This is a job interview; did you think we were on a date?

[Anonymous No.28972652]

>>28972024
take girls out to diners and then fuck them by the dumpster

[Anonymous No.28972689]

>>28972024
I drive

[Anonymous No.28972738]

>>28972024
Casual shitcoin trader.

[Anonymous No.28972752]

>>28972476
lol I can just imagine this guy driving along at 2mph with his little helmet and high vis jacket, hahahah

[Anonymous No.28972773]

Self employed finish carpenter.

[Anonymous No.28972800]

>>28972024
i know youre not real

[Anonymous No.28972850]

>>28972024

[Anonymous No.28972942]

>>28972024
>talking to members of the female race
ngmi

[Anonymous No.28972996]

>>28972218
First time i've legit chuckled in weeks, thanks for that anon

[Anonymous No.28973034]

>>28972024
I create fake internet money and sell it to idiots online.

[Anonymous No.28973075]

>>28972024
WHY ISN'T THIS WHORE WEARING A FUCKING MASK?

[Anonymous No.28973151]

I'm a meth-selling associate in the IRA.

[Anonymous No.28973189]

>>28972024
We pump shitcoins at weekends so I can afford that Lambo outside honey

Invites just opened
discord gg/Ug6PHtWtPY

[Anonymous No.28973372]

>>28973189

[Anonymous No.28973474]

>>28972024
buy high, sell low

[Anonymous No.28973476]

I manage investments, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.28973532]

>>28972186
how to sell panties online?

[Anonymous No.28973566]

>>28973189
ADMIN SIR,
WHEN MOON?

[Anonymous No.28973685]

>>28972024
Uhhh... Chainlink... Oracle... Green Cube... Trade... Uhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.28973693]

>>28972218
based and rudepilled

[Anonymous No.28973739]

>>28972024
I stare at roasties eating food and then wait until they poop that food while fapping behind the door

[Anonymous No.28973793]

>>28973566
Saturday 8pm GMT

[Anonymous No.28973816]

>>28972218
racism is not okay.

[Anonymous No.28973823]

>be 27
>made it, moved my $8M to index funds, and living off interest
>get date
>she asks me what I do
>tell her I’m retired
>she laughs and thinks I’m joking
>no really, I am retired
>so what do you do for money?
>don’t worry about it (I don’t want to tell her I have millions)
>anon if you can’t tell me then this is over
>she throws her napkin down and ubers home
That’s it for me. Done with w*men. Ill just hang out at home forever

[Anonymous No.28973855]

>>28972024
its called slampig braphog farming, are you familiar?

[Anonymous No.28973873]

>>28973372
Fuck off teachers pet

[Anonymous No.28973929]

I do short squeezes on reddit

[Anonymous No.28973983]

>>28973823
she either didn't believe you or thought you were some kind of criminal kek

[Anonymous No.28973987]

>>28973823
this is my fear, I'll still have to wagecuck to get pussy

[Anonymous No.28974037]

>>28973823
Its okay fren, youll find someone who doesnt care about your money but cares about you

[Anonymous No.28974063]

>>28972024

why so you can take half? Why I am even talking to you, you probably expect to pay the whole bill. Fuck off. I'd rather be making money right now

[Anonymous No.28974192]

>>28972547
this

[Anonymous No.28974268]

>>28973189
>Another pajeet bagholder that keeps accumulating bags from a shitty scam discord
Can't wait for the day China nukes the shit out of you.

[Anonymous No.28974340]

>>28973823

Just say 'trader', anon.

The mystery shit isn't alluring, it just makes you sound like that spree shooter Cho guy that introduced himself to people as 'Question Mark'

[Anonymous No.28974366]

>>28972024
she's cute

[Anonymous No.28974649]

>>28973823
imagine not being more cleverly manipulative with your words to give people the impression of reality you want them to have lol

[Anonymous No.28974699]

>>28974268
>Thinks I'm a Pajeet

Mate in an Ozzy. I just wish they did the pumps at a reasonable hour for Sydney

[Anonymous No.28974788]

I trade digital assets

[Anonymous No.28974888]

>>28972024
I trade imaginary internet meme money for imaginary fiat meme money.

[Anonymous No.28974907]

>>28974788
Successfully?

[Anonymous No.28974972]

I find all star teams

[Anonymous No.28975123]

>>28974888
I suggest moving into stacking shiny rocks in your basement or wherever you see fit

[Anonymous No.28975495]

>>28973823
>>28973983
>>28974340
they either assume you are a retard or a drug dealer.

[Anonymous No.28975583]

>>28973823
say trust fund next time

[Anonymous No.28975704]

>>28972773
I hear it's pretty cold over there

[Anonymous No.28976068]

>>28972024
I used to work in industrial automation but I bought ETH so now I'm retired

[Anonymous No.28976302]

>>28972024
"stonks"

[Anonymous No.28976314]

>>28976068
holy based

[Anonymous No.28976326]

>>28972244
thanks for the laugh, that got me good.

[Anonymous No.28976441]

At least I don't post my tits on onlyfans for random men to jack off to.

[Anonymous No.28976539]

>>28973823
I mean, you couldnt have thought of something to tell her in this situation?

You could have said something simple like "I made a few good investments a while back that let me live life how I want to". Its really simple.

[Anonymous No.28976674]

Investing in rubic

[Anonymous No.28976737]

>>28973823
how can you have 8mil and no golddiggers lining up to suck your dick.
jesus. get a lambo or something at least.

[Anonymous No.28977001]

>>28972773
>transition of wainscoting from wall to staircase is interrupted
NGMI

[Anonymous No.28977035]

>>28973823
>>anon if you can’t tell me then this is over
>>she throws her napkin down and ubers home
Things that didn't happen for 1000, Alex.

[Anonymous No.28977047]

>>28972024
I'm a neet after getting rich from bitcoin and chainlink so I don't have to work
Now, let's go home and I can do your chores in a french maid outfit and suck the milky from your titties, mommy

[Anonymous No.28977140]

>>28972476
i want this shirt

[Anonymous No.28977229]

>>28972024
Crypto millionaire
Did you mention that you didn't have a gag reflex Stacey?

[Anonymous No.28977316]

>>28972024
I guess I'm a NEET, but I make $8,000-$$15,000/month.

[Anonymous No.28977366]

>>28972024
>both of his hands busy
Who the hell is taking the photo? Is the camera on his face? Is he the camera? What’s going on bros

[Anonymous No.28977398]

>>28973823
> doubt
in case no larp just tell her you have passive income

[Anonymous No.28977425]

>>28972262
I am a digital ass. man.

means i have to stick my digits in your ass sweaty

[Anonymous No.28977536]

>>28972476
based forklift driver
fuck buttercups

[Anonymous No.28977587]

>>28973823
I believe you. Women are completely clueless when you refuse to tell them why you do. It’s like them hiding their boobs and face and refusing to show them before you get invested.

[Anonymous No.28977603]

>>28972262
I honestly think this is the most succinct one. It allows you to "work from home" (browse 4chan all day), it's technically truthful, and it says nothing about how much money you actually have, just that it affords you a living.

[Anonymous No.28977659]

>>28973823
yeah that never happened

[Anonymous No.28977703]

>>28973823
>>she throws her napkin down and ubers home
fucking based. I piss on NEETS

[Anonymous No.28977736]

>>28974340
badado y CHO RYL?!!?! pilled

[insert cho_rly_owl_with_pistols.png]

[Anonymous No.28977751]

I'm a portfolio manager for one incredibly wealthy, talented, handsome individual

[Anonymous No.28977781]

>>28972024
I watch green numbers explosively go up and completely dwarf all the money I've made throughout my wageslave career, and feel nothing at all about it

[Anonymous No.28977814]

>>28972024
G4P. Gay for pay. Put it all into chainlink, so you're going to have to cover the bill. Any other stupid questions brown eyed subhuman?

[Anonymous No.28977841]

>>28977587

This isn't a woman thing - it's a "I'm retired at 27" thing.

If you say to anyone, they're going to be puzzled. Because who the fuck is retired at 27 and how?

To not know this, to not spot the puzzlement coming, to not have an explanation ready is top grade autism in action.

[Anonymous No.28977983]

>>28972752
>2mph
you fucking wish

[Anonymous No.28978082]

>>28973823
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.28978095]

>>28977781
I alos get that, 24H +2xxx$ and i feel nothing, not sure if its good or bad....

[Anonymous No.28978193]

>>28977841
>Reddit spacing
>Reddit mentality
Nah it’s a woman thing. They NEED to know what you do, otherwise they cannot position you in the hierarchy to see if you’re good enough.

[Anonymous No.28978209]

>>28976068
imagine having to deal with this boomer bloat

[Anonymous No.28978241]

>>28972024
I host a free spin class in the city center but only for gorgeous women in exchange for their sweaty panties and bras for online resale. Thanks SIMPS! Pimpin aint easy.

[Sage No.28978387]

I get $1k a week in unemployment that i use to day trade options and forex.
Meanwhile i live in a hotel with 4 ASIC miners i have hashing 24/7 off their free electricity

[Anonymous No.28978907]

>>28977603
i mean seriously who said flipping shitcoins and hodling a considerable make it stack isnt a job.

"I'm a self employed digital asset manager at a business and finance board"

That line will unironically wet fannies

[Anonymous No.28978985]

>>28972218

"African Americans" you racist nigger!

[Anonymous No.28979027]

>>28978985
N

[Anonymous No.28979041]

>>28972024
I'm an accountant and I manage investments on the side. What about you?

[Anonymous No.28979078]

>>28972218
Bad idea saying that to her, her ex or side piece is probably a bbc

[Anonymous No.28979119]

>>28978193
based. redditors still think that woman see us the same way we see them

[Anonymous No.28979123]

>>28978985
Basketball Americans.

[Anonymous No.28979228]

>>28972024
>what did you say you do for a living again, anon?
I work for the government.

[Anonymous No.28979262]

>I Am the big shareholder and investor with one of the worlds leading banks
>Yes, it is Cryos International

[Anonymous No.28979410]

>>28977781
Too honest anon. I can relate. I DO feel some happiness, but it's tempered. The price you pay for not caring about the dips is also not really caring about the pumps apparently.

In regards to the thread as a whole; I have a friend who uses the title 'wealth manager'. I'm thinking 'currency trader' is sufficiently vague yet accurate.

"I'm a currency trader, it's a lot of boring looking at charts and following financial news but I'm decent at it and it pays the bills. Upsides include being my own boss and being able to work when and where I want."

She will think you are a capable, reliable person financially - but will probably never ask much more about it 'cause it sounds boring af.

[Anonymous No.28979504]

>>28978387
How do you bare the noise of the ASIC miners?

[Anonymous No.28979573]

>>28978387
Doesnt living in a hotel get expensive?

[Anonymous No.28979622]

>>28972024
haha yeah

[Anonymous No.28979661]

I get betrayed by a russian scammer.

[Anonymous No.28980114]

>>28973823
If she was asking for your detailed net worth or salary you'd have a point, but saying "don't worry about it" when they're just asking how you earn a living makes it sound like you're either doing something illegal or lying.

Next time just say you made some successful investments that you can live off of.

[Anonymous No.28980145]

>>28979410
liquidity provider

[Anonymous No.28980596]

>>28972024
for the last time, i buy and sell fake nerd money on the internet. i'm sorry i don't wear my job on my person like you, you Storyblocks cunt.

[Anonymous No.28980791]

>>28972689
Underrated as fuck.

[Anonymous No.28980886]

>>28973823
>Made it due to browsing 4chan
>still insecure bc it’s all meme magic and investing creates no value besides offering liquidity to the market
>fails to dress and behave appropriately to his net worth
>finally gets a date despite looking at charts 24/7/365
>girl is actually interested in him
>too insecure to just explain her the truth because he can‘t even believe it himself
>has to belittle his success because he feels unworthy
>brain function is still lacking in social intelligence due to several years of missing out on conversation experience in crucial teenage years
>girl freaks out thinking she is dating a possible drug dealer and could get jailed or raped

Tfw when anon realizes he could have prevented it by just wearing a suit

[Anonymous No.28981086]

Well see, I bought these shares of a North American video game retailer called "gamestop" and then I sold those shares, and basically I don't ever have to work again. Funny story, eh? So what do you do?

[Anonymous No.28981284]

>>28977841
>reddit spacing and blue pilled
You need to go back, read the Bible, take some redpills and then MAYBE you will be allowed to return.

>>28973823
You're going about this the wrong way, you need to learn how to frame the conversation. Most people when respond when they are asked "What do you do?" with what they do for a career. You should instead, respond with what you do for your hobbies rather than what you do for your job. Don't let the world paint you into a corner and judge you based on what you do to generate wealth. That is the true red pill. If a woman asks you a question, give her an answer regarding your hobbies and then turn the attention back on her and get her to talk about herself. If you're on a date, the easiest way to score is to keep her talking...about herself.

[Anonymous No.28981457]

>>28980145
We must be sharing a wavelength. I was planning the whole 'liquidity provider' thing, and the explanation of how that works, for anyone who presses for details. 99% chance they tune out half way through and almost immediately start regretting that they asked,
"And how does a currency trade actually make money?"
"Well most of my profits lately have come from providing liquidity to exchanges etc etc" as their eyes glaze over.

[Anonymous No.28981532]

>>28972024
I wagecuck a boring job and invest in internet meme money in my free time and I'm close to my first $1M and yet I feel nothing and anyway I'd rather be at home right now, masturbating to hentai porn in-between watching numbers go up and down in the pale flickering light of my computer monitor.

[Anonymous No.28981616]

>>28980886
>creates no value
who cares dude. i've been in the market of 'creating value' and it's not special. It's just a bunch of stories we tell ourselves that give meaning to what we do, at the end noone really gives a shit and most everything ends up being useless work. Yet another product in a world of products. Buying shitcoins is just about as valuable as most 'real work' being done out there.

[Anonymous No.28981692]

>>28981284
fuck my typing is horrendous today, I took way too many stimulants this morning
I meant to say when a woman asks you what do you do for a living, respond with what you do for hobbies, not your job.

[Anonymous No.28981867]

>>28972024
>I am a Liquidity provider for decentralized start-ups

[Anonymous No.28981868]

>>28981284
this

[Anonymous No.28981910]

>I'm a professional gambler

[Anonymous No.28982400]

>>28981616
That’s a very nihilistic approach. In fact I do see my wageslave job as valuable to society.

Think of working in construction, you are part of building architecture that can last for generations. In crypto (or finance in general) it’s just numbers, pixels and paper work.

[Anonymous No.28982619]

>>28972024
I buy whatever the funniest frogs tell me to buy on a burmese carpet weaving forum. Yes I'm a millionaire.
>>28972476
>I'm high IQ, that's why I'm a forklift operator

[Anonymous No.28982888]

>>28982400
The fact that you care about your microscopic contribution to the society we live in today shows how brainwashed and stupid you really are.
This kind of thinking will get you nowhere and exists only to keep you complacent.

[Anonymous No.28983018]

>>28972024
>Well my dear lovely buttercup, since you asked as a matter of fact my current focus is as an investor in a promising silicon valley startup that promises to disrupt the global economy and the very fundamental nature of legal agreements, it's in fact the key to backoffice automation and the fourth industrial revolution. My typical work day consists of researching scientific papers as well as industry reports and consulting with like minded experts in the field of cutting edge dlt technology and analysis of market sentiment... We're quite the successful bunch... Did you know that we in fact collectively beat the top firms in Wall Street in terms of ROI for the last 4 quarters with our little venture? That's not all, we're also quite creative and produce a lot of valuable artwork... Yes my dear, you see this wonderful painting, it represents an old Egyptian deity, and the numerological symbols depicted are rooted in ancient prophecies... Ah, you wouldn't understand the depth of it all, but yes, I do all this from the comfort of my humble home, meaning I have perfect control over my schedule and do not suffer from the shackles of employment, or as I like to call it... Slavery... N-not that there's anything wrong with you being a Walmart cashier, my sweet angel...

[Anonymous No.28983286]

>>28977001
this.

[Anonymous No.28983350]

>>28977425
kek

[Anonymous No.28983359]

I don't talk to ugly women unless I'm trying to scam them out of money so obviously I tell her that I'm a financial analyst and make $800k a year so that she'll trust me and give me all her savings, the needful must be done.

[Anonymous No.28983686]

>>28972024
"i pump some shitcoins on a weekend to pay for that car outside"

invites just opened
discord gg/Ug6PHtWtPY

[Anonymous No.28983732]

Any of you WFH bros trying to make enough crypto money so that you don't have to go back to the wage cage when the office opens?

[Anonymous No.28983775]

>>28983732
yes easily

[Anonymous No.28983790]

>>28972262
this pic gives me nightmares

[Anonymous No.28984136]

>>28983732
>tfw already working from home before rona
>literally nothing in my life changed in 2020

[Anonymous No.28984171]

>>28977001
Damn nice catch

[Sage No.28984236]

>>28979504
Bose heaphones with music/videogames turned up to 11. Even then it is hell, so i try to spend as much time outside as possible.

>>28979573
Miners pay for the rooms and thanks to Covid there is barely any demand so they cost about 85$ a day. I move around often enough to avoid wearing out my welcome.

[Anonymous No.28984321]

>>28979078
Once you go black you aren’t allowed back

[Anonymous No.28984415]

>>28972024
>Um, do I know you? Why did you sit at my table?

[Anonymous No.28984418]

I do the needful.
Bobs pls.

[Anonymous No.28984435]

>>28972689
Based

[Anonymous No.28984521]

>>28972773
What the fuck happened here, Pablo?

[Anonymous No.28984563]

>>28972024
Take photos for Storyblocks

[Anonymous No.28984637]

>>28972262
Based, gonna use this

[Anonymous No.28984760]

>>28972024
breathing i keep breathing so i stay alive

[Anonymous No.28984927]

>>28983732
I literally did that, kek.
I made around 200k from the defi craziness in July last year, and in August when the boss insisted we go back to the office I quit my job to become a NEET cuz I was making triple my salary from yield farming anyway, kek

[Anonymous No.28985036]

>>28972024
I live. I simply live

[Anonymous No.28985154]

>>28984521
śenõr it was in the plan

[Anonymous No.28985285]

>>28984927
Got any tips?

[Anonymous No.28986188]

>>28985285
Find one or more coins that are very undervalued and not shilled yet by influencers, reddit, 4chan, etc. If you're lucky you can make a 20-100x from those coins, and from there it gets way easier.
For me it was 500$ worth of XIO bought at around one cent in march-april, and I turned that into 200k cuz it had two big pumps, to 0.39 and then 0.9$.
Even here we have coins that do such pumps, for example if you bought rubic when it was crabbing at less than one cent in december, or bao when it was crabbing at 0.00005 in january, you could have made those 50-100x returns.

[Anonymous No.28986636]

>>28972024
I am a property developer

[Anonymous No.28987806]

>>28972244
Can someone explain to a newfag?

[Anonymous No.28988054]

>>28987806
can't find that shit on google, kek
I wanna know too -_-

[Anonymous No.28988192]

>>28987806
>>28988054
retarded way of saying ''cryptocurrency''

[Anonymous No.28988496]

>>28978387
Sounds like the comfiest shit I have ever heard

[Anonymous No.28988517]

>>28988192
now I feel like the retard for not figuring it out

[Anonymous No.28988706]

>>28972024
>what did you say you do for a living again, anon?
I provide liquidity... if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.28988807]

>>28972024
I SELL CRACK, MACHINE GUNS, AND YOUNG LADIES

[Anonymous No.28988936]

>>28972752
this nigger has never seen a forklift or forklift driver in his life

[Anonymous No.28989001]

>>28972024
Head test chef at a cheese sandwich factory

[Anonymous No.28989169]

>>28972218
Top kek

[Anonymous No.28989276]

>>28972024
I'm the waiter you idiot I just brought you that sandwich

[Anonymous No.28989323]

>>28972024
I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

[Anonymous No.28989459]

>>28972752
>2mph
Try 30, and inside a little factory that's like the inside of Costco that's fast as fuck, and if you accidently get in their way you are fucking dead
t. Former forklift driver

[Anonymous No.28989471]

>>28972262
so.... did you 'manage' to shove that trezor into your ass?
>>28972689
do you drift?

[Anonymous No.28990006]

>>28982400
>>28982888
>you mean to tell me you are not a cynic with no feeling of purpose or any responsibility like me and my online frienderinos? :D lol you should like read a book or something it's all one big rigged drama, I watched True Detective. Just take drugs and DGAF about anything. Life was made for fun xP LOL at you for thinking you will change anything, no one will remember you in two generations so let's just enjoy ourselves right hahaha. Our species will die out anyway

[Anonymous No.28990240]

>>28982400
If you are in crypto now and doing DeFi shit, you are literally testing systems that will be the future of finance one day. You are essentially a tester.

[Anonymous No.28990311]

>>28989459
They don't go 30 fucking liar a 5000lb forklift tops around 13mph

[Anonymous No.28990977]

>>28990311
Maybe he meant 30 km/h

[Anonymous No.28991332]

>>28972024
I buy and sell

[Anonymous No.28991454]

>>28973823
>tell her I’m retired
Makes it sound like you're disabled. Just say you're a trader.

[Anonymous No.28991686]

>>28972689
lol

[Anonymous No.28991973]

>>28982400
you are delusional. we live in an equities economy, not a commodities one. one guy works as a construction worker and ten work in finance to profit from his work.

[Anonymous No.28992113]

>>28972024
I manage your onlyfans.

[Anonymous No.28992661]

>>28983732
more or less. im collecting EI and i became a millionaire a couple weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.28993044]

>>28972476
Anon I.....

[Anonymous No.28993100]

>>28993044
I find this tone offensive.

[Anonymous No.28993450]

>>28978387
Anon. Post the pics.
Everyone will suck your dick again.
You deserve it.