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Post the most retarded shit you've read on /biz/

>> No.29021673
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you can also include any
>ANYONE SHILL ME A SUB $1 COIN
>WHAT IS A MARKETCAP?

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>>29021619
This is my most recent favorite.

>> No.29021714

>>29021689
man its so fucking visible how hard we got invaded by r*ddit and pol its so sad
I miss 2018 biz so badly

>> No.29021725

>>29021689
burger "education"

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>https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/?f=flair_name%3A%22Loss%22
Thread over, nothing on /biz/ can top this

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>>29021714
Yeah, it's gonna take a bit to erase the GME stain. I figure 1-2 rugpulls will clean em out. /Biz/ has always been pretty retarded though desu.

>> No.29021981

>>29021872
>2016
Probably a polnpc after trump but yeah jesas thats a rough read

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>>29021872
he must be trolling please tell me he is trolling

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>>29021872

>> No.29022086

>>29021689
these people are still in profit and that's a bad sign

>> No.29022183

>>29021872
chode, mcdc, sneed, bkng, feg, there has been so many when will they cut their losses and go

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>>29022030
My bet is he wasn't. I truly believe that there are legit transgressive geniuses that lurk this shithole, but the retards will always be the loudest. If you sift through the bullshit, this place can be an invaluable source of information. But 99% will be people like pic related.
>>29022086
Strap in and prepare the wojaks.

>> No.29022292

There was a thread yesterday about some guy who lost all his money in rugpull. Fiance

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>> No.29022953

>>29022922
based aussie

>> No.29023283

>>29021689
this is what widespread adoption looks like
>>29021831
There was a post yesterday about some guy who was up to 1.5mil in GME and currently is at -250k
That's the worst I've ever seen, also the worst cope to go along with it.
>I just really like the stock heh

>> No.29023509

>>29021689
Literally whats wrong with that one? if something goes up by 1000% and down by 90% its 1000-90 = 910%

>> No.29023669

>>29023509
I can't tell if you're being serious or if this is bait but that's not how percentages work

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>> No.29023837

>>29023509
what coins are you holding?

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>>29022567

>> No.29023923

>>29023669
Yes it is retard. 100 bucks goes up by 200% its 300 bucks, then down by 100% its 200 bucks

>> No.29024006

>>29023923
If a number goes down by 100% it's 0 you fucking retard

>> No.29024133

>>29023923
holy fuck -100% of 20 is 0 absolute retard

>> No.29024169

>>29024006
No retard its up by 200% then down 100% so +100%. Are you even looking at what you are typing retard?

>> No.29024201

>>29024169
IF SOMETHING GOES DOWN 100% IT"S 0 YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON

>> No.29024230

>>29024006
>>29024133
>>29024169

How can all of you be so retarded, if something goes up 1000% and then down 90%, that means it's still up 910%, basic fucking arithmetic.

>> No.29024261

>>29024201
I said it is up 200% are u trolling or what?

>> No.29024263

Kek

>> No.29024315

>>29024230
Thats what im saying.

>> No.29024356

>>29023509
Man.
You buy BTC at 1000. It goes up 1000% in 1 day, so you end up with 10K. If that 10K loses 90%, you literally end up with your initial investment (1K).

>> No.29024368

>>29024230
>>29024261
this has to be bait honestly

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Daily reminder that biz has always been retarded

>> No.29024444

>>29024356
no you are up by 910% so in that case you would have 9.1k

>> No.29024459

i cant even say racist shit anymore

IP got banned today for the first time ever

>> No.29024475

>>29024444
stop

>> No.29024496

>>29024230
>>29024261
>>29024315
>>29024444
This is too funny. These are the people that you point at and laugh
ngmi

>> No.29024666

>>29024475
Stop telling them how basic math works? You guys are retarded

>> No.29024729

>>29022222
Let's see

>> No.29024752

>>29024444
Quit baiting me you moron.

>> No.29024770

>>29024496
He's trolling you fucking midwit

>> No.29024855

>>29024770
>>29024752
Still havent seen a single guy explain how i am wrong(im not) but im the troll?

>> No.29024863

>>29024444
Well I can’t argue with quads..
But if I lose 90% of my value on $1000 I’m left with the remaining 10%, so $100.
If my $1000 first increase X%, and then decreases 90%, im left with $1000*(X%)*(.10)

>> No.29024985

>>29024855
For newfags, percentages are calculated on a 24h basis. This idiot pajeet troll is speaking no sense

>> No.29025179

In all fairness the professional retards are the redditors who brought GME at the peak.

>> No.29025220

>>29024496
stop responding to obvious bait you fucking retard

>> No.29025265

>>29024863
Correct, idk what $1000*(X%)*(.10) means but if your $1000 goes up first by 1000% and then down 90% you would have $9100